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# "Yes. This is Brian speaking."
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:23, archived)
# He has a very particular set of bills.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Nearly did that one instead :D
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:33, archived)
# he will find you
and he will bill you
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 18:23, archived)
# Yeah yeah, Toucan play that game
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:35, archived)
# Needs more Guinness

pea from 2007
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:40, archived)
# Yes?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 14:05, archived)
# hey! twocan play at this game!
get it?? toucan, two can?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 18:11, archived)
# TOUCANS
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 18:38, archived)
# why does the chap on the right remind me of Rod Hull's Emu? :D
genius funny!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 0:40, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Internet User Manual - Pages and diagrams from the www instruction book
Film pun shops - e.g. The Codfather or Frying Nemo chip shops
Truth Goggles - Put on the glasses from They Live and show us the reality of things
Llamas - Celebrate llamas and their close relatives the Alpacas (obvs)


tell us what you want to draw this week
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
# seriously? still no lesbians?
films sound easy.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:06, archived)
# B for Bumble
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:10, archived)
# B
Also if you live in Edinburgh....The Codfather already exists as a chippy (pretty decent too)
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:35, archived)
# the codfather exists in most UK towns I think
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:38, archived)
# but there's only one Jason's Donna Van
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:53, archived)
# Frying Nemo is in Edinburgh, too.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:13, archived)
# the 'Fish Finger Has Been Stuck Up My Bum Since 1989' is also in Edinburgh
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 14:19, archived)
# Option three. For micturaters, not haters.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:40, archived)
# F
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:42, archived)
# F
please christ not 'film posters' again
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:45, archived)
# ^WSS
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:12, archived)
# Can we do 'colour in the lizard' again please?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:47, archived)
# so that's what you kids are calling it now?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:49, archived)
# Nobody took it seriously last time!!!
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:16, archived)
# fllamas
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:52, archived)
# pfftfllama
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:53, archived)
# doesn't seem that bothered by it
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:04, archived)
# i'm not going to join in but i'd like to point out that they are all shit and your a cunt , ta
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:57, archived)
# "you're"
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:11, archived)
# hahahahaha yeah
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:16, archived)
# Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllamas
ta
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:11, archived)
# ^to include alpacas thus avoiding a week of board pedantry

ta
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:24, archived)
# B please
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:15, archived)
# iii
And I love you
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:31, archived)
# B
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:58, archived)
# uh oh tie break
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:06, archived)
# Voting has closed already?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:16, archived)
# Llamas
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:15, archived)
# films or llamas or films or llamas or films or llamas
I think, on balance, alpacas
the TRUTH seems juicy as well but we can't have all
unless we decide to have all
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:31, archived)
# Llamas
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:17, archived)
# Frogbeat loves you at least.
Well done on that. You're obviously doing it right.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:30, archived)
# ONE NATION UNDER GOD
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:36, archived)
# I love everyone
*unzips*
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:07, archived)
# I vote for the TRUTH
in the event of a tie, I vote for Colour In The Lizard
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:46, archived)
# F
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:28, archived)
# iii Truth Goggles
Because I want to put on the glasses from They Live and see the reality of things.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:50, archived)
# Shite OBV
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 14:51, archived)
# FUCK OFF TROLL
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:50, archived)
# Films
please
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:33, archived)
# Truth Goggles
Please.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 16:25, archived)
# Am I doing it right?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 17:02, archived)
# if you say so!
I think you have the polarity reversed
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 18:11, archived)
# 7 degrees of separation..
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 3:42, archived)
# Well, I like it.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 4:34, archived)
# thanks pedro!
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 5:37, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:14, archived)
# Vomiting: automatic disqualification.
Please note we want you to have a lot of fun in this challenge however please consider the other diners if your behavior is seen to be reasonable we will ask you to leave immediately. Any damage to our property or that of fellow customers will be paid for or replaced at your expense. Please remember to you to have your credit card details. If you need to be sick, please use the toilet only any mess they make clean it up to ask somebody on the table to clean it failure to do so will result in a cleaning fee of $50 which we will charge your credit card
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 5:59, archived)
#
when we hear the words donkey sauce, which part of the donkey are we supposed to think of. zesty red sauces, dense crusts and enough cheese, toppings and mashed potatoes to make your biceps sore
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 6:22, archived)
# I never ever want the phrase "dense crusts" associated with anything that's going in my mouth
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 16:02, archived)
# arf!
louis looks like the fiddler's apprentice
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:57, archived)
# cliqued hard
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:37, archived)
# Fucking hell!
*clix*
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 2:17, archived)
# Bravo!
Though I fear some users here might have an axe to rind* with you...
*I'm getting the really far-fetched ones out of the way first.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 2:34, archived)
# rind?
never curd to me
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 2:38, archived)
# let me know when you want me to whey in
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:29, archived)
# FFS
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 2:44, archived)
# ever shat yourself so badly you've had to throw away your clothes?
this post feels like that, although it's so bad I also need to throw away stuff I wasn't even wearing
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 8:56, archived)
# can't have an omelet without breaking wind
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:38, archived)
# why is this not on the front page yet?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:01, archived)
# Cheeses Crust...
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 16:21, archived)
# wHERE IS THAT FECKER. wE'RE WELL INTO GAYSHIFT AND THE LIMO IS WAITING
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:46, archived)
# crikey it's got eyes and teeth
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 2:33, archived)
# *Zips up*
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 3:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)
# o.o
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 9:52, archived)
# There are so many jacked-up Jeeps around here at the moment
I think they look ridiculous driving around on the open road.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 3:14, archived)
# in Jersey?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 3:25, archived)
# In Jersey farts are refreshing.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 3:32, archived)
# Yep, it's a thing at the moment
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 4:08, archived)
# Ram pickups with duallie axles, diesel engines, and black smoke spewing out of the 9" vertical stacks are a thing here.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 4:10, archived)
# lol
I was looking for a representative photo, but "lifter jeep wrangler" is generally giving me results that aren't as extreme as the ones I'm seeing at the moment.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 4:13, archived)
# well, a Google image search for 'rolling coal' will give you an idea of what I see many times daily
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 4:21, archived)
# Oh man, honestly, I just find that depressing.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:08, archived)
# Worse gayshift evaar :(
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:17, archived)
# *ignores*
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 14:50, archived)
# oh thar u r.
did they finally find a stack of phonebooks for you to sit on?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 18:13, archived)
# let the beatings commence
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:18, archived)
# Gary Provoldone
Not so fucking Provolone
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:34, archived)
# FFS
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:44, archived)
# So you could say...
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 0:49, archived)
# Who you gonna call?
"We're ready to deluge YOU."
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 16:23, archived)
# I have no idea what this has to do with a self built wanking station
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 23:08, archived)
# Shitty pea. C of E.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 23:12, archived)
# He's just upset because his birthday happens to fall on christmas
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 0:59, archived)
# What the B-cheeses?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 0:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 0:58, archived)
# is prov friends with salami again?
nobody bothered to tell me
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:30, archived)
# it was just a summer sausage
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:34, archived)
# ok! which one of you designed this then?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 19:24, archived)
# are Nokia 'avin a larf
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 19:26, archived)
# Is it compatible with Goatse Simulator?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 20:16, archived)
# Me. What seems to be the problem?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 20:26, archived)
# I noticed hungryhouse.co.uk have changed their logo
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:06, archived)
# it woulda been so much cheaper to just change the name to hungryhole
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:10, archived)
# That's some smart marketing right there Pedro
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:22, archived)
# well, i cant figure out how to sell this
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:29, archived)
# I can't figure out how you could give it away, to be honest.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 0:51, archived)
# For us outlanders who never saw the old one
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 0:24, archived)
# That's fucking terrifying isn't it?
Come to our crappy eatery and we'll blind you with a fucking fork.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 0:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 1:06, archived)
# I think he's called Kirk.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 0:31, archived)
# meanwhile at the G7.......
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:11, archived)
# cripes, wasn't expecting that
Is it Eddie Izzard?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:17, archived)
# No Izzard looks quite good for a bloke in a dress
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:23, archived)
# Hoff?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:18, archived)
# Was just thinking that
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 20:39, archived)
# Slightly gutted
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:24, archived)
# 'disappointed'
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 20:34, archived)
# Crikey
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 23:30, archived)
# Karate never liked it when Batfink made fun of his haircut
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 17:04, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:25, archived)
# his wings are like a shield of steel!
(That phrase once got me kicked out of Homecraft lessons. I think I said it with too much gusto. or panache, or something)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 0:49, archived)
# What's UP John?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
Holy shit!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 17:03, archived)
# He's a bit "eggy".
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:25, archived)
# Doppleganger!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:13, archived)
# uncanny!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:24, archived)
# Will never be able to unsee.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Bloody hell! :)
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:29, archived)
# who is she?
the character, not felicity
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:51, archived)
# ^
Yes, who the hell is she?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:53, archived)
# one of the girls from Frozen
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:54, archived)
# How can you tell?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 17:02, archived)
# Scrawling boobs over them doesn't help.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 17:04, archived)
# I'm baffled by that article
they don't all look the same there and she's tried to pick the least varied
(where's the witch from Brave, Edna Mode, any females from Monsters Inc/Uni, EVE, young Ellie from Up, etc)
Of course the girls in Frozen look similar, they're sisters!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 17:13, archived)
# ^ THIS!
And where's Colette and Mabel from Ratatouille?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 19:53, archived)
# In other news, most of the female characters in The Simpsons are yellow and have overbites.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 0:37, archived)
# Yoinks !!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 17:57, archived)
# Blimey
That is uncanny.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:25, archived)
# Well spotted!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 20:37, archived)
# Well spotted that man!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:39, archived)
# Mrs. Tirckel
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:48, archived)
# woo!
that's great :-)
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:49, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:53, archived)
# haha lovely
Obama's Waiting . . .
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:54, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:55, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:26, archived)
#
i was waiting for something long and magenta to appear and give meaning to her gesture

perhaps one day
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 19:12, archived)
# I like this
Goeswithoutsayin
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 19:25, archived)
# You big silly
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:36, archived)
# to get pissed enough for that
you'd have to drink so much lambrini that you'd spend the rest of the night on the bog
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Spreads lovely!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:49, archived)
# that face! why did nobody suspect him sooner?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:52, archived)
# everyone suspected him by all accounts
but his friends in high places made him untouchable
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:08, archived)
# he was definitely touchable
in the right places
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:22, archived)
# yes but,
not high places - only low places... by all accounts
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:55, archived)
# Take one Savile, baste in marmalade and roast for eternity...
You know, sometimes I wish I wasn't an atheist. It would be great if justice was truly served...
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 17:07, archived)
# Pedrohin - a pigeon???
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:47, archived)
# Is it a one man invasion?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:08, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:26, archived)
# i aint even mad bro
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 19:23, archived)
# Bonus Freeman.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:26, archived)
#


What do I win?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:33, archived)
# Well done.
Anything off the top row.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:42, archived)
# an E in GCSE Geography
you didn't stay within the lines.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:43, archived)
# Topical
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:05, archived)
# done
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:48, archived)
# Nobody done a 'bonus freebase' yet?
This place is dead on its arse.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:57, archived)
# top colouring!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:10, archived)
# arf! ...uncanny!
Just got done watching that whole series. Does everyone over there talk funny like them?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:32, archived)
# amazing, is it done in MSPaint?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:37, archived)
# RACIST
How do you know there* white
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:42, archived)
# Wow
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:13, archived)
# STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:22, archived)
# the cold dead doll-like eyes of an ex-hobbit and paper salesman
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:56, archived)
# oh, so we're back to describing ourselves?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 20:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Wow!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha
10% sexier
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:40, archived)
# Eeep!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:03, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:28, archived)
# He comes, etc
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:49, archived)
# i've coloured him in beautifully
in my mind
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:51, archived)
# Yay for coloring!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:53, archived)
# All the colours!
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:56, archived)
# Mr Holmes and the Case of the Dropped Tab.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:40, archived)
# Go Go Gadget Graph Theory!
(, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 0:39, archived)
# Inevitable - only 3 pubes per watson
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:19, archived)
# I see no pubes! This is an outrage!
storms off
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:25, archived)
# 3 per, sir!
they just look a bit wordy in their wigglyness
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:29, archived)
# : )
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:20, archived)
# you're a sick, sick person
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:27, archived)
# I know
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:37, archived)
# pff
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] while we're on the subject
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:27, archived)
# Is the umbilical handset cord a metaphor?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 12:30, archived)
# I got a Thompson Local
through the door last week. It's been reduced to a pamphlet.

And no Yellow Pages anymore! What are strongmen supposed to tear in half now?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:27, archived)
# Katie Hopkins?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:18, archived)
# Oh you.
:)
(, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 18:19, archived)

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