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# Can't touch dis...
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)
# Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 17:20, archived)
# He carries the skulls of the dead
...in his pants
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 17:25, archived)
# They're a generous cut, so ample storage is guaranteed.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 17:31, archived)
# Roll D20 (if you can remove it from his trousers).
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 22:03, archived)
# Just some local city planning commisioner type guy
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:10, archived)
# ...but that's not why I'm here
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:11, archived)
# brb =)
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 17:19, archived)
# frasier's let himself go
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:31, archived)
# Kylie Jenner Challenge: GONE WRONG
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:37, archived)
# it's ALL gone wrong!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:39, archived)
#
BFF
nsfw
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:58, archived)
# I will listen to this outside as I grill my porkchops right now!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 23:29, archived)
# now i'm in jail
thanks
(, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 3:05, archived)
# XD
(, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 9:55, archived)
# ha, clever joke is clever.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:28, archived)
# I was pondering yesterday if someone were to own more than one Toyota Prius
would they be Priii?
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:49, archived)
# Prius is the neuter form of prior.
So nominative plural is "priora".

As for the declension of Toyota...
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:44, archived)
# hail caesar and everything sir...
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:35, archived)
# dude, u ruint my buzz
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:58, archived)
# Bene factum
Ave!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:29, archived)
# He later got so drunk he started trying to grope the barman
At least, someone said he had Roman hands.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:52, archived)
# bloody romans!
coming over here, taking our alcohol!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:04, archived)
# I'm on the fent about this joke.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:52, archived)
# James Hewitt finally fights for his rights!


NEWSFLASH: Rooftop protest at Buck House on Sunday, sorry for lateness
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:18, archived)
# That went through my head also when I saw the story
Sorry for lateness also ;)
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:26, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:59, archived)
# Xmas
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 7:18, archived)
# I'd like to deck Hall and Oates.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 7:24, archived)
# Oh come on ye Marianne Faithful
Is there enough scope here for an image challenge - Christmas carol kings?
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 8:41, archived)
# n
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 8:51, archived)
# Oooh
reads that again
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:56, archived)
# do it! and leave it until Santa comes
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 12:55, archived)
# haha, this must exist somewhere?
nicely
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 12:06, archived)
# Franklin, my dear, I don't give a damn
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:53, archived)
# As it's Christmas
Here's Holle Berry


(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:38, archived)
# Holly Molly!!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:49, archived)
# Bouncing around in my head for a while.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:03, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:15, archived)
# Fucksocks!
I reckon ive had that joke in my head since the film came out. Ah well...
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:23, archived)
# haha, just made this nonsense!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:57, archived)
# good old Frodoshop
Ask for it by name!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:35, archived)
# YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 11:33, archived)
# definitely should have been ladybutton
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:02, archived)
# The Last Episode
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:04, archived)
# siamese deathstar
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:05, archived)
# well done!
:( but sad
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:06, archived)
# Oh fuck
But with that sauce photo there are not many gag options.

Any indication of how old that one is?
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:19, archived)
# it cant be thomas.. theres no track marks
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:08, archived)
# The repeated allegations of habitual drug use on the island of Sodor were never substantiated
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:22, archived)
# :(
*cries*
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:27, archived)
# It was also a bindun on b3ta this week
Can't remember if it was /bored or /links
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 18:16, archived)
# That was my first version
On links, but people complained about the graphics so I revised it.
www.b3ta.com/links/1353018
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 22:51, archived)
# Thomas the tank engine
The Thameslink years.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] classic breakdance move 'the windmill' renamed 'the windmiddleton' by royal decree
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:02, archived)
# YO!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:59, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:27, archived)
# What does Jezza REALLY Get up to inbetween takes?


damn straight he does!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:40, archived)
# plus some bonus beats
Limmy had tweeted "Happy St Andrews Day"


so I made it all better again :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:41, archived)
# "Kill Jester".
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 0:23, archived)
# haha you know it :D
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:26, archived)
# Aces!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 12:30, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:47, archived)
# thats the future :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:48, archived)
# when in rome..
unzips
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:07, archived)
# hard not to when you know she's up next


fwap town Arizona!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:25, archived)
# ahh still wouuuuuuuuld!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 0:43, archived)
# it's what paper bags were invented for!
and I don't mean for contraception...
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:27, archived)
# she dyed her hair blonde?!
*changes postcode*
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:10, archived)
# I have no idea wherether her drapes match her carpets
or rugs or beefers or whatever :D
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:18, archived)
# I realise there are bigger issues at stake in the Middle East
but BLEURGH! What is with that half-arsed not-really-a-moustache? Is it the best he can do? Does he trim it to look that awful?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:31, archived)
# It's a "bumfluff Hitler" tash
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:44, archived)
# *Likes & Shares*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:31, archived)
# One share=Fourteen Aeons in the Lowest Level of Hell for AssHead.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:34, archived)
# I think Brooker said it best
He looks like Nicolas Lyndhurst playing a french policeman
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:58, archived)
#
"The thing about Syria's president Assad is he's a sort of accidental despot.

He was training to be an opthomologist at the Western Eye hospital in London when his brother was killed in a car meaning he had to go home and inherit the family business of iron fisted bastardry.

It's basically a rags to wanker story. But despite being roundly condemned as horrible and ruthless, he's sort of awkward and gawky looking - the least physically terrifying villain since Count Duckula. In fact I can't quite work out which non-threatening thing he most looks like. He's a bit like Lord Percy from Blackadder or Nicholas Lyndhurst playing a French postman.

Sometimes he looks like he's played by Odo off the entertaining Deep Space 9"
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:56, archived)
# this'll teach him

(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:08, archived)
# Never really see many pics of him...
...I forget who he is and think it must be a news story about some Championship side getting a new manager...he looks like a shit football coach basically.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] He didn't really do that head spin
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:48, archived)
# hahahahhaha
it's a goodun !!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:17, archived)
# Read that as...
..."Bleak dancing..."...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:14, archived)
# genius!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:42, archived)
# Topical
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:21, archived)
# Time to dig out the advent colander again
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 19:09, archived)
# Time flies.
Jeremy Lion will be on /links before you know it.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 19:55, archived)
# And
it still isn't funny
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:16, archived)
# It's no Pancake Day.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:49, archived)
# fake, no reflectobuttonmushroom
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:54, archived)
# Is this like an 'in joke' that always gets FP'd every Dec 1st?
--__--
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:25, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:31, archived)
# FFS another reason to hate shitmas
Nothing against OP but there's plenty of b3tans been here years done lots of great pics and never had so much as a whiff of an FP :[
Spread the FP love mods
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)
# I had an FP once.
Felt good.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 17:13, archived)
# I FaP
often
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Cat Scratch Fever
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 17:44, archived)
# ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 19:10, archived)
# Thunder Thighs.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:37, archived)
# I miss the b3ta discos
wiv da angle b3tards
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:19, archived)
# A dramatic showdown.

(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 15:24, archived)
# ha!....
ha-ha-ha....


...ha!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 15:59, archived)
# Not sure you can have an ellipsis after an exclamation mark.
Can you...?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:14, archived)
# yeah!...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:17, archived)
# OK..............................................................................................................!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:27, archived)
# Actually, you can have an ellipsis anywhere... in a sentence.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 17:08, archived)
# no you can...............'t
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 17:46, archived)
# Careful now...
That's getting dangerously close to intelligent.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:01, archived)
# Googles ellipsis...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 17:26, archived)
# . . .
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:25, archived)
# Very good
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:11, archived)
# Fucking, shitty magnets
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
akways leaves them hanging . . .
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:04, archived)
# moo
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:55, archived)
# i saw her face
now i'm a brieliever
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 15:24, archived)
# Cheesus Christ that was bad.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:15, archived)
# like this?
vaguely
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 17:47, archived)
# You sir...
are NO Tribs
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:33, archived)
# Hello :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:12, archived)
# Which bit of her did he taste?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:15, archived)
# I think she tastes the same everywhere
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:17, archived)
# Does she taste of back of stamp? I hope she does.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:17, archived)
# No idea.
But I bet she'll leave your tongue all tingly.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:21, archived)
# Probably tastes a bit like cheese and mentholated ointment
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:25, archived)
# I heard Walkers is going to add this flavour to their crisps range soon
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:29, archived)
# As long as they use the word 'Royal' somewhere in the product name.
Then they could have a larf every time sales go up.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:35, archived)
# also, RE: your tagline

EDIT: fixed -- thanks dafiveid :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:36, archived)
# ahahaha :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:42, archived)
# Yolk shurely?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:16, archived)
# shit, BRB LOL
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:18, archived)
# wait, what?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:24, archived)
# Ninja!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:28, archived)
# Is he a vampire?
Where is the reflection in the door?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:25, archived)
# The door is photoshopped
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:26, archived)
# sorry*


*not sorry
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:29, archived)
# perfect :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:29, archived)
# Would
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:39, archived)
# which one?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:41, archived)
# x2
obv =)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:38, archived)
# what's this lad up to then?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:28, archived)
# I'm fiddling around writing some code for B3ta
anyway - if you're interested here's the top 6 (by votes) images on /board for the last 16 weeks

* This one - (Artist: Drimble)
b3ta.com/board/11172716


* HIS CAREER MAY WELL BE OVER, SO HE'D BETTER
LOOK FOR OTHER WAYS TO MAKE MONEY - (Artist:
HappyToast)
b3ta.com/board/11171334


* JUST RELEASED - (Artist: Moistness)
b3ta.com/board/11179084


* GET YOUR SHOPPING TO MARS - (Artist:
JollyJack)
b3ta.com/board/11176644


* SOMETHING. - (Artist: Smallbrainfield)
b3ta.com/board/11168632


* ROCKIN' ALL OVER THE MOON - (Artist: Brown-
Wings)
b3ta.com/board/11174514
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:57, archived)
# links is that way ==>
n00b
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:58, archived)
# naughty step right here
*hovers finger*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:59, archived)
# ZZHHOOOOP
*hoovers finger*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:19, archived)
# *hovers finger over dog's anus* presumably?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:32, archived)
# how about changing the code so when you put somebody on ignore they can't follow you around making aggressive statements, my stalker is quiet unsettling and i would like them banned
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:12, archived)
# you could always tape his mouth shut
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:42, archived)
# Who's your stalker?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:13, archived)
# Guilty as charged.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:16, archived)
# I think everyone should be banned
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:55, archived)
# or some random banning
just unlucky users banned for lols
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:58, archived)
# or, just give everyone MOD permissions
fun times :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:03, archived)
# woah
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:08, archived)
# Yay for robotic processing!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:12, archived)
# Code in my Cunt Trump Wig Fire b3ta for an FP while you're at it
Thx XD
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:31, archived)
# you have to buy more FP vouchers
send me your paypal
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:44, archived)
# [email protected]
XD
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Do-do-doooo-da-do-do-doooooo-BREAKDANCE2©!!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:17, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:57, archived)
# nom

(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] wahey!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] A thing of beauty!

(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:28, archived)
# wss^
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:37, archived)
# This borks my brain
Woo :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:58, archived)
# OVBS
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:35, archived)
# Taste the MuthaFuckin' Rainbow!!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 23:55, archived)
# "Charge of the Sonic Death Cat" by Frogbeat©. Circa 1640. Which is way past his bedtime.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:12, archived)
# Cor!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:22, archived)
# LETS PARTY

(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:16, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:32, archived)
# Silly gymnastics
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!1!!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:18, archived)
# I never get these TrekWars things :(
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:35, archived)

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