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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 13:22, archived)
# :D
a much needed chuckle. ta
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:06, archived)
# they're quite the 'bunch' of gun slingers...
aha-ha-ha...
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:15, archived)
# Good pun!
I must 'hand' it to you!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:20, archived)
# thought I'd slip up
but made it by the skin of my..er... banana? no, that doesn't work.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] You beat me to it.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:38, archived)
# LOLZ
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:05, archived)
# Preparations for the EU referendum have already started in Surrey.

(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 13:08, archived)
# Waitrose? that would be all leave I reckon
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:06, archived)
# What, and risk cutting off a reliable source of organic prosciutto?
Are you mad?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 15:53, archived)
# The thing I don't get about the green token thingies
(and yes I do live near a Waitrose, soz but there we are)
is do they really calculate how much money they have each month to give to charity and then some poor newbie has to add up the green tokens in each box and divvy up the total between 1,514 tokens vs 1,213 tokens vs 982 tokens? Really?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 12:52, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:06, archived)
# Trying to fool it into saying greg wallace
Captionbot
Actually surprused it got Bruce Willis.


(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 12:29, archived)
# First opinion ...
I'd say it's fucked.

(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 15:40, archived)
# So close...
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Who brings a banana to a pineapple fight?


(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 12:04, archived)
# Really? No replies?
I lolled
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 21:44, archived)
# So Long Gareth...
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 11:33, archived)
# :)
And yes, a little search indicates people have done "Blakey's 7".
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 11:46, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 12:01, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 14:07, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody tourists...

(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] quick n dirty
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Slippery lil' fella...
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Banana!
Well, someone was going to do it.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:42, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:43, archived)
# This is the most racist thing i've ever seen, you should be ashamed.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Better?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 10:12, archived)
# Is the sausage Halal?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:25, archived)
# fruitist
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:50, archived)
# You can prosecute him for that but he'll win on a peel
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 8:30, archived)
# Bored Mog Jicoowav
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:09, archived)
# "This is my Giant Letter J On A Stick.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My Giant Letter J On A Stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life."
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:37, archived)
# Without me, my Giant Letter J is useless
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:51, archived)
# Giant J, Masterkitten!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:55, archived)
# fine work, minute undulation
NWOT:
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BANANAS

One word challenge, banana the heck out of things for a week
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nana hey hey
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 7:54, archived)
# Did you know
That the Swedish for banana is "banan" and the Swedish for pineapple is "ananas"? Thus, if you were to genetically combine the banana and pineapple the Swedes would probably call it the bananananas.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:52, archived)
# Well there we go
What greater reason do we need to go tampering with the DNA of two much-loved fruits?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 10:02, archived)
# Wow, you reminded me of something I drew seven years ago.


(It's Dutch, not Swedish, though, and it says, "Be careful -- he's got a katananas")
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hnnnn

(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 7:55, archived)
# Hahaha
That's chuffin ace
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:31, archived)
# Still excellent.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] *scifi balance*
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 8:11, archived)
# PHOAR
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 8:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure whether this is bananas or add an animal...

(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:04, archived)
# Profit!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:53, archived)
# Your father’s banana.
This is the snack of a Fruity Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a coconut; an elegant fruit for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Fruity Knights were the guardians of nourishment and justice in the Old Fruit Stall. Before the dark times… before the Grocery Store.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 8:13, archived)
# "Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough. It's a bit overripe now but you can maybe make a smoothie or cake or something out of it."
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha

*looks directly into the banana*
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 9:53, archived)
# birthday
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 15:25, archived)
# Alright, haven't seen you for ages
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 15:32, archived)
# You've
both been hanging out at the old b3tans home.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 1:23, archived)
# That's in Hull, I believe
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 5:56, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant would.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 15:37, archived)
# Is this a commentary about the destruction of the tiger's natural habitats
to make room for sugar and palm plantations to sate the appetites of a hungry world?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:16, archived)
# Let them eat cake?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 18:52, archived)
# My world for a cake
Hi, Sunshine Elephant.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 5:36, archived)
# tears will extinguish your candle!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:28, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:30, archived)
# Merry birthmas Sunshine Elephant
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 18:04, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 18:48, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 20:21, archived)
# HUZZAH! WITH ALL CANDLE WAX DRIPPING DOWN IT AND THAT.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 20:34, archived)
# Got no jelly though...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 21:03, archived)
# Well that cake looks lovely
Cheer up!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 21:08, archived)
# omg we're all getting old....
so, so old..
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 21:58, archived)
# CANDLES YEAH
alright b3ta brother
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 22:14, archived)
# Happy b3tas!!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 23:11, archived)
# Happy B3taday!!!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 22:28, archived)
# It can't be that sad
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 2:01, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 13:48, archived)
# up the BUM
?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 21:11, archived)
# I hope the rhino ate the duchess
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:44, archived)
# a tribute piece
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:36, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 14:32, archived)
#
it is.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:48, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Politicians on TV - What shows should they appear on? How would it go?
The next big thing - What's it going to be?
Design album covers - What would you have put on the sleeve of Sgt Peppers or Never mind the bollocks?
Bananas - 1 of your 5 a day


(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 7:57, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 7:59, archived)
# I vote for the next big thing too
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:07, archived)
# Same
TV please
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:57, archived)
# banananananana tv
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 14:16, archived)
# Sounds like the next big thing to me
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 20:21, archived)
# THIS CANOE IS SHIT
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 14:20, archived)
# THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 15:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 15:34, archived)
# Tucan play at that game
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A Bananista

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:28, archived)
# !!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:54, archived)
# the sexiest
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 21:03, archived)
# WHOA
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 2:22, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 20:00, archived)
# bananambrella
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Totally bananas
if only because I don't think I can handle more politicians on tv then there already are.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:31, archived)
# this shit is bananas
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:22, archived)
# Album covers please
Thanks
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:30, archived)
# Nana
Achally bored of that already
Nana
The next big thing
ta
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:00, archived)
# Bananas ARE the next big thing
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 5:59, archived)
# You should do one where everyone wins
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:40, archived)
# I see where this is going
Buhnawners pleeyuhz
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:38, archived)
# anything
except bananas
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:29, archived)
# seriously, not bananas
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 17:17, archived)
# ^that
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 17:42, archived)
# An album depicting politicians with their big things covered in bananas, please.
Thank you very much.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:30, archived)
# bindun
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:33, archived)
# So it wasn't a dream after all!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:59, archived)
# Option 8 - Dragons
With tits
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 18:39, archived)
# The next big thing, please. Damn, I've wet myself.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 21:12, archived)
# Bananas
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 23:21, archived)
# BANANANANANANAS
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 5:59, archived)
# nearly missed it
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:16, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:41, archived)
# Wozzers
Happy b3ta day
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:53, archived)
# I'm not sure
if I'm basking in the heat of the candles or the stuck brakes. But I likey.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:22, archived)
# "wagon wheel effect"
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:51, archived)
# they are much smaller now than when i was a child
or maybe i got bigger. snickers used to be marathons, dontcha know
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 0:20, archived)
# I remember when Opal Mints became Pacers.
THERE WAS UPROAR.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 0:36, archived)
# Remember Marathons, eh? Remember Opal Fruits?
Remember Bullseye? Remember Rubik's Cubes? Remember Walkmans? Remember The A-Team? Remember Fraggle Rock? Remember Teddy Ruxspin? Remember Spandau Ballet? Remember Ceefax? Remember Game Boys? Remember Space Hoppers? Remember the Fiesta XR2? Remember Raleigh Choppers? Remember ABBA? Remember separate seats on the bus for black people? Remember flared trousers? Remember a fat sweaty northerner with one 'joke' which was in fact just a string of almost identical observations?
Remember Wimpy?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 0:38, archived)
# I forget.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 0:40, archived)
# Wimpy
where their artfully semi-sectioned sausage was called a 'bender' I believe.
pic
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 2:33, archived)
# Meaty knuckles
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:11, archived)
# ham house pioneer
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:21, archived)
# I remember wimpy
That cheeseburger they were making me in 1921 should just be about ready now.

Oh wait, not done yet.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:48, archived)
# you so old!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 7:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Adding a budgie to anyone looking serious and pointing.


No reason.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Have I seen the Vader one before?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:33, archived)
# He was in star wars
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:33, archived)
# FFS
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:55, archived)
# Not aware of it having bindun,
but most things have.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:48, archived)
# They are all brilliant
It's probably something completely different I'm thinking of anyway!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:54, archived)
# Must have been a similar comp...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:01, archived)
# Ah, so it has.
Should have gone with an eagle on anyone wearing a glove!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:33, archived)
# That's not Vader, it's Picard
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 14:15, archived)
# Good enough reason for me
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:33, archived)
#
Fucking brilliant
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 12:51, archived)
# How is Mr Ford not included
or does he have an image all to himself...?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 9:59, archived)
# Best thing evar
Clickclickclickclickclickclick
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 10:17, archived)
# Like a candle in the microwave...
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:54, archived)
# compo it for the next comp ;)

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:16, archived)
# No David Gest pics :((


(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:04, archived)
# he looked like a spitting image puppet of himself
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:06, archived)
# And not even a very convincing one at that.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:03, archived)
# is that a demand?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:07, archived)
# Sorry HP. You're all brilliant. I'll get my coat.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:11, archived)
# stay, do a David Gest picture
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:16, archived)
# I've got a new laptop and it's got sweet fa installed.
I looked and PS is like Β£10 a month which is too much for me. :(
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:20, archived)
# Gimp!
Or do a paintmash.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:42, archived)
# ^That
hard
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:14, archived)
# MS Paint?
Gest was mostly a respray job anyway...
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:57, archived)
# Welcome to my world
also I am shit with any software developed after 1990
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:10, archived)
# CS2 can be downloaded for free
The activation servers have been disabled you can download the media and install it and it won't try and activate itself.

it may be aged but it does most of the regular stuff people need.

you of course should only do this if you have an existing license

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:12, archived)
# It's what I use
Which explains a lot!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:14, archived)
# Never heard of him.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:11, archived)
# Liza Minelli's ex-husband.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:23, archived)
# the one who looked like his face had been turned inside out halfway through going down on someone
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:24, archived)
# I couldn't find any Asphyxywank source pics :[
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:27, archived)
# also FUCK
Gest Fuck b3ta
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:44, archived)
# you made him look better!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:44, archived)
# That made me spit beer all over my keyboard!

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:01, archived)
# He really is/was an ugly fucker suggest it as a compo! :D
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:13, archived)
# Done!

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:31, archived)
# and clicked 8D
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:53, archived)
# Ha!
I think this is the first fucklift picture I've ever actually giggled at.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:56, archived)
# HAHahahAH:D
Nice:D
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:15, archived)
# FUCK EVA IN R HARTZ wiv da angles now hun :'(
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:56, archived)
# Pffffffffft!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 14:06, archived)
# he looks like something out of Half Life 2
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 18:49, archived)
# I Gest not!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:41, archived)
# jealous
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:26, archived)
# I hope you like it.
It took me ages getting him to look so silly.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:51, archived)
# If the next scandal turns out not to be finance related...
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 16:48, archived)
# Farage, the world's ugliest galapagos turtle impersonator
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 16:55, archived)
# He was Nick Heywood from Haircut 100 back in the day
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:47, archived)
# Faaannnntaaassstic...
...Daaay!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:05, archived)
# Fascistic day
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:51, archived)
# Favourite Blackshirts.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:10, archived)
# Omfg thought I was tripping for a mo or ten
nicely :)
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:05, archived)
# +1
"Love" that is
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:49, archived)
# Osborne's keks are fucking magnificent!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:21, archived)

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