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# Clarkson, Hammond and May reveal new show title?

(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 15:30, archived)
# What a load of gear knobs
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 16:31, archived)
# May still gives me the wronghorn
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 16:32, archived)
# Ooo Errr
Missus!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 16:58, archived)
# i have no idea why
maybe it's the hair
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 17:05, archived)
# Maybe..
its his big gear stick?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 17:18, archived)
# i've not seen it
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 17:20, archived)
#
So you say!!!!!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 17:27, archived)
# hey, that's restraining orders for ya!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 17:28, archived)
# oh come on Smash
You love it
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 18:53, archived)
# How about JRM?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 21:08, archived)
# How about James May with Brian May's hair?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 11:29, archived)
# yet,
still looks like Clarkson somehow...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 12:29, archived)
# And Annie.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 20:05, archived)
# It's going well
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 18:33, archived)
#
Hammond certainly looks pleased with himself!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 18:59, archived)
# was that one of ORBO's cinegraphs?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 20:03, archived)
# Nicked, no doubt...
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 23:14, archived)
# ah the lads
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 19:52, archived)
# took me a while :)
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 19:55, archived)
# That's what...
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 19:57, archived)
# 12 seconds
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 10:13, archived)
# That is so
Ren and Stimpy!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha, subtle
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 11:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 15:45, archived)
# sometimes i prefer a blowie
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 21:42, archived)
# raw entertainment
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 20:02, archived)
# red raw
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 21:57, archived)
# but the itch just gets worse & worse...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2016, 0:41, archived)
# hooray for wanking!

(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 11:35, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:12, archived)
# more of this
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:13, archived)
# Dr?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:13, archived)
# high proficiency
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:15, archived)
# I have more than I thought
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:16, archived)
# way more
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:17, archived)
# it's like it's an obsession
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:18, archived)
# I can't stop

(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:18, archived)
# it's never enough
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:19, archived)
# see a doctor mate
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:21, archived)
# this really happened
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:22, archived)
# so many more
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:23, archived)
# topical
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:23, archived)
# small
but big!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:24, archived)
# Darling, the parmesan's gone off
the parmesan's gone off
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:24, archived)
# it's all just like tears in the rain
salty tears

(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:25, archived)
# "that's very kind of you Dale"
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:27, archived)
# quick and shit
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:28, archived)
# one for the ladies
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:29, archived)
# Go on the Reds! (raw)
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:30, archived)
# this lads been at it too much too


thanks everyone it's been emotional. I hope you enjoy it too!

wow! 21 wanking gifs on my imgur account can anyone beat that?
:p
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Now is the right time to listen to all his classic hits again
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 14:33, archived)
# WOT, MATE?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2016, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] we are gathered here today...
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 9:43, archived)
# Right, he's been dead long enough, time to break out the accusations of noncing 25+ years ago.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 9:52, archived)
# Well -
he was the same height as the children so whats the big deal?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 10:29, archived)
# are you sure the children weren't just far away?
or however that joke works.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 11:08, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 11:51, archived)
# Inconceivable!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 11:13, archived)
# fixed it ;)
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 11:21, archived)
# as you wish...
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 11:22, archived)
# the Good
They're good boys you could take to see your mother
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:23, archived)
# the bad
bad quality image
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:24, archived)
# and the ugly
Ugly motherfuckers

(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:26, archived)
# He still looks less of an ape's arse than he really is
Assuming that's who I think it is, lawyers
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:30, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:44, archived)
# You must also caress your imaginary beard
...or you can caress mine
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:52, archived)
# my beard is very real I'll have you know
*Tugs Pedro's* :D
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:48, archived)
# Careful...he calls it a beard but it's not.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 17:55, archived)
# is that why it's oiled?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 19:09, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I think of Basil
every time i hear that song.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Childish Art was it?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 15:29, archived)
# where's the bollocks? we can't check you've got the number of pubes right!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 16:40, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 17:13, archived)
# as you were
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 17:19, archived)
# ah good vibes :D
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 19:48, archived)
# no, that's b3ta every other week
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 16:47, archived)
#
other
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 17:14, archived)
#
week day
HTH, HAND
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 18:53, archived)
# Very childish
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 17:08, archived)
# haha
50/50
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 17:14, archived)
# love it
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 19:56, archived)
# all the classics
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 19:57, archived)
# PENUS
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 22:23, archived)
# Charlie, Brown & Penus...
A great night in...!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 22:37, archived)
# sign me up :D
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:22, archived)
# haha shit! i missed a trick there :D
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:21, archived)
# frigid cunt

(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun yet?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 11:22, archived)
# i knew what was coming
but the quality of the second image made me bwahah out loud
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 11:46, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 11:55, archived)
# quick and dirty.. like your mrs/gf/mum/mr/bf/dad likes it (circle appropriate response)
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 12:13, archived)
# its coz i made him way too big init?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 12:14, archived)
# for a little guy he must weigh alot..
apparently the cops werent able to lift any prince from in the elevator where he was found..

(still working on this one)
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 12:36, archived)
# ladies apparel plz
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 12:44, archived)
# First floor penis pumps, gents leather gimp suits,
dolls, gags, butt plugs, nipple clamps and cuffs ... going up
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 12:54, archived)
# Second floor death routes for much loved music stars,
pills, booze, shotguns, stranglewanks and AIDS
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 13:48, archived)
# stranglewanks lol
is it because you cannot spell asphiks asfeks asfixo yeah I like stranglewanks better!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 14:47, archived)
# some of us prefer the term auto-erotic asphyxiation
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 16:32, archived)
# show off
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 17:04, archived)
# hehheh
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 17:19, archived)
# MTV accidentally played Fresh Prince during Prince tribute
Yesterday, MTV, which surprisingly still exists, remembered that its name is an acronym for Music Television, and launched a Prince music video marathon. Unfortunately, they accidentally slipped a Fresh Prince video in there too.

boingboing.net/2016/04/22/mtv-accidentally-played-fresh.html
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 13:45, archived)
# i heard something about will smith being the last person to speak to him
youz used to be prince.. but iz the fresh prince now.. top yourself you haz been

*may or may not be how the conversation went down
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 13:56, archived)
# Eleventy or Twelvety.... wooos max.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 0:36, archived)
# Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 0:41, archived)
# REVENGE FOR ALDERAAN, TROOPERFUCKER!!!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 0:53, archived)
# Don't get cocky.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 0:59, archived)
# I have a bad feeling about this.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 1:13, archived)
# Spin My Nipple Nuts And Send Me To Alaska...
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 15:46, archived)
# oh, screw down my diodes and call me frank
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 16:11, archived)
# A true fan...
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 19:11, archived)
# -____-
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 19:58, archived)
# Have you seen Star Wars, bantha fodder?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 19:57, archived)
# Have some real....reality. FUCK.

(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 2:54, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 3:52, archived)
# YOU
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 8:20, archived)
# b&
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 10:37, archived)
# Well good and wicked™.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 15:47, archived)
# yaaay! Freebase lives!
still fucking cracks me up :D


(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 19:53, archived)
# Oh looky, Frogbeat made another funny gif.
OBV.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 19:59, archived)
# UPSET
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] this is what it sounds like, when Bards cry
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 0:06, archived)
# pulled my finger out and did a draw
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 17:07, archived)
# I hope that's a codpiece
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 17:09, archived)
# he buffs it while he pens things
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 17:14, archived)
# bard, bum... toosh?
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 18:03, archived)
# tush
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 14:10, archived)
# The penis,
mightier than the sword!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 19:00, archived)
# to pee or not to pee
that's cystitis;
whether his knob minds to suffer the stings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take harm against a sea of troubles, and by opposing them? to dye: to seep; no more; and by seep to say we end etc...
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 0:27, archived)
# You don't arf go orn...
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 15:48, archived)
# codpiece or grotesque herniated scrotum, YOU decide!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 17:10, archived)
# +infest's 2017 lineup
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 17:12, archived)
# Danny Dyer?
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 17:20, archived)
# Bulbous.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 18:34, archived)
# That looks sore
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 19:40, archived)
# I love your drawers
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 20:23, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 21:44, archived)
# Forsooth, foreskin!
Top arts Toastie! :)
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 21:34, archived)
# The game's afoot...
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 13:15, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 13:24, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 13:31, archived)
# Like it!
Nice
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 14:11, archived)
# quilliant!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 14:32, archived)
# hah
dart board
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 14:57, archived)
# Superb stuff Cap'n :)
*click*
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 16:01, archived)
# What a piece of work!!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 16:21, archived)
# zounds!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 16:41, archived)
# excellence
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 19:53, archived)
# pure gold :)
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 20:22, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Slap
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 11:43, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha that's wonderful
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 13:07, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Fucking awesome.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 13:15, archived)
# HAND BAT
DER NER DER NER DER NER DER NER

HAND BAT
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 13:53, archived)
# :( where'd the bronze nipples go?
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 13:54, archived)
# Long time passing.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 22:50, archived)
# Excellent
woo
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 14:11, archived)
# haha
glovely stuff
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 14:58, archived)
# Glorious.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 15:15, archived)
# BROTHERLY LOVE™!!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 16:28, archived)
# Slappers Only
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 17:11, archived)
# Sooo happy =)
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 19:53, archived)
# at last!
the truth is out
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 20:23, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 22:41, archived)
# for fucks sake
that's proper special
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 0:04, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 4:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha !
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 19:16, archived)
# very
good
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 14:06, archived)
# you fat handed twat
/bigtrain
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAPY...TOAP...TOAPY...TOAP...
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 0:06, archived)
# pffffft
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 19:57, archived)
# Stunning imagery.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Morten

(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 21:17, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 21:23, archived)
# oh my!
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 1:12, archived)
# have I missed the wagon?


and yes it is crude
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 18:26, archived)
# He took the Half-Blood Prince in January
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 18:31, archived)
# I never could follow the storyline of those movies
I thought the HBP was Hagrid
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] It's early days for the new collaboration
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 18:12, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 18:16, archived)
# Her face in the second frame is perfect.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 18:22, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 18:30, archived)
# one is not amused
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 19:07, archived)
# Proportionally scaled.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 20:06, archived)
# That's a well-chosen
not angry, just disappointed face.

Yay!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 21:26, archived)
# she's considering whether or not to spank him on his bottom
like a woman - weakly
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 17:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 17:29, archived)
# no shit :)
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 18:55, archived)
# I'M BARRY SCOTT. AND SO'S MY WIFE.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 19:17, archived)
# Uh oh...
It's nearly -1/12 o'clock.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 3:12, archived)
#
Does it fall wanking to the floor?
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 11:56, archived)
# This is excellent....
But..... but.....
Erm, is it 'Guaranteed' to be a deliberate mistake?

......runs off and hides in a deep underground mine somewhere in the hills......





(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 21:05, archived)
# +1
Also, just how much time is in that bottle?
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 10:50, archived)
# I hope this hasn't cost any lives.
(, Sun 24 Apr 2016, 22:31, archived)
# TIME
NOW WITH HEALING POWER.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 5:41, archived)
# You are what you eat
Homemade birthday cake to self.
Completely unaware of it's aesthetic GC beauty


Click for bigger (88 kb)

(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:51, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
cockolate
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:51, archived)
# i can see princes face in the malteser 5 down from the middle of the knob
its magenta rain
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:55, archived)
# Is it wrong that I want to sit on it?
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 17:03, archived)
# Yeah bit gay m8
jusayin
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 17:06, archived)
# Oh 'ello you
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 17:41, archived)
# hah
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 19:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 19:49, archived)
#

(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 20:07, archived)
# 3 pubes per ball is the rule, but I'm not sure if 2 balls per cock is more of a guideline...
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 20:59, archived)
# You should let loose with some squirty cream on that.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2016, 10:17, archived)
#


(I left out the scene where Bond seduces McGonagall...)
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Epic! :)
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:32, archived)
# put it back in
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:49, archived)
# Let's just say an Animagus can be a bit of an animal in bed
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:55, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Vinyl Apocalypse.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 13:53, archived)
# you can still lob that Most beautiful girl in the world 12" though
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 13:59, archived)
# Discovered the terrible truth about his death
He was murdered by Tyranny Rex to boost sales of illegal clones.

i.imgur.com/k2dFyHA.jpg
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 14:19, archived)
# :D I remember that
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great Cap'n! Shuriken! :)
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 14:08, archived)
# ...and now they want Purple Braaaaaains
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 14:17, archived)
# Oh....purple RAIN...
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 14:22, archived)
# That album was the bollocks
I quite agree :)
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:16, archived)
# you guys are all fucked when it comes out that he left his estate to the lawyers..
to fund aggressively lawraping anyone who dares taint his funky purple dead ass
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:31, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha ace
(, Fri 22 Apr 2016, 23:13, archived)

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