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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:49, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Wed 31 May 2017, 22:55, archived)
# compo it
it should fit some politicians ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:32, archived)
# Surprise gayshift!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:53, archived)
# Faburasu!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 2:28, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 2:55, archived)
# Excellent work your candleness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 6:37, archived)
# The Bash Street kids slip teacher a tab of acid.
That was one of the early '70's escapades, wasn't it?
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:31, archived)
# holy shitballs this is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:03, archived)
# Fantastic
And happy candles.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:50, archived)
# Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:51, archived)
# Ooh, nice work
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been giving @Conservatives hell all day
and remixing their propaganda using a 'They Live' theme.

There will be more. I have not yet begun to shop.



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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:46, archived)
# These are bloody brilliant
and true
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Chickened out!
(MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back, Wed 31 May 2017, 20:38, archived)
# Jimmy has some puppies for you to see

A case of practice what you preach :)

Read the reviews at the bottom of the amazon link. Most entertaining.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/Everything-Else/Benjamin-Rabbit-Stranger-Danger-Keller/0600311090/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1496254915&sr=8-1&keywords=jimmy+savile+stranger


(woollybeamish, Wed 31 May 2017, 19:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:31, archived)
# A classic thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:52, archived)
# I miss the old BBC idents
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:54, archived)
# no idea what I was thinking a decade ago
when I dreamt up this eye roller

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:55, archived)
# Excuse me for shitting in the bidet "L"
All waste is consolidated into one world bank.

(woollybeamish, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 7:57, archived)
# I see nothing wrong with your post......
mine was triggered by ^ Finnbar's post to which I replied
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 12:11, archived)
# You should have put that on the links board.
(gijoel, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:23, archived)
# "wut?"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:26, archived)
# PORK BROADCASTING
LIVE FROM MY GAMMON TRANSMITTER!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:29, archived)
# David just made me a massive piece of pork that broadcasts 70s hits over 85-95FM.
Guaranteed to work until the 11th of Jan. That's this year's listening sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:36, archived)
# there has to be a reason there are no beef radio operators
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:39, archived)
# the steaks are too high
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:52, archived)
# Is that why there's all that crackling on the radio?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:30, archived)
# Hope you can find a cure (for that)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:36, archived)
# does it get Top of the Chops?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:43, archived)
# just listen and loin
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:49, archived)
# I know I made a right pig's ear of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:50, archived)
# at least you weren't boar-ing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:53, archived)
# That'sow I work
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 May 2017, 20:22, archived)
# I feel gilt-y extending this thread
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:51, archived)
# well stop these spare rib tickling jokes then
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:28, archived)
# You are probably big enough a person to terminate the pig jokes, but you'll have to shoat to me.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:35, archived)
# Ham toucher
Life of brine eh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:47, archived)
# smokin'!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] There's something about Theresa
(Gums and Tongue Shitter the better, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:42, archived)
# I'm now thinking about splugging on TM's fringe
I'm not sure if I could maintain rigidity.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:32, archived)
# Just think about Sir Jimmy fantasising about Mrs T.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:46, archived)
#
(THERESA MAY IS PALPATINE, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:52, archived)
# put 'em up, put 'em up!
why did i have that on a/c?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:06, archived)
# You are listening to 'King In A Catholic Style'
by China Crisis.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:17, archived)
# nope
i'm listening to 'can i play with madness' by iron maiden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:28, archived)
# A likely story
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# and now i'm listening to metallica's for whom the bell tolls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:40, archived)
# FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
# YOU!
How can you be here too?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:22, archived)
# what's the other place I'm supposed to be right now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# Oh that
:)

We'll go out and have a lovely walk and dinner later
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# *approves this plan*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:41, archived)
# you saucy flirt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:40, archived)
# I tried my powers are weak.what happened to preview?
justdothedebate2
ahh cool nothing happened once it has been posted xD
meh i made it worse :(
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:17, archived)
# she gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:17, archived)
# and my axe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:21, archived)
# if it is the will of the council
then fuck it, i still won't vote for her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:28, archived)
# New hairdo? Have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# wow that was good
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:05, archived)
# Perfect for Osborne
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:25, archived)
# so good
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:47, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 31 May 2017, 14:35, archived)
# dad was a white supremecist, granddad was a pimp
What a distinguished family. Allegedly.
(gijoel, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:25, archived)
# all aboard the bandwaggon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:26, archived)
# It's not the covfefe that carries you ovfefe
it's the covfinfin they carry you ovfinfin
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 3:37, archived)
[challenge entry] FINISH HER!!!!
(shardcore, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:07, archived)
# ha ha Shardcore
all the old names
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:16, archived)
#
it's like the previous decade and a half was just a horrible dream...
(shardcore, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:18, archived)
# turned out B3ta was the glue holding the world together - not Bowie
we all need to try our best to fix this
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:24, archived)
#
woo yay! - the clarion call of the revolution
magic donkey - the invisible head of the illuminati
furtive - donald trump's dad

it all makes sense...
(shardcore, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:31, archived)
# clever.
it really looks like they're in the same arena
(ozof, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:17, archived)
# I endorse this metage
Tho when did it become left wing face book in here? (face and book can no longer be separate words). Tt's like the 80's are back. I am so old now. I remember when thatcher and blair used to be run by the sun. Who are all the new pensioners? why doi wake up and type all this nonsense? who took my shoes?
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:02, archived)
# Ah, the 80s
when populist meant having a Che Guevara poster and a copy of the Clash's Sandinista.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# *tips over bin*
*runs away*
*walks calmly back wearing suit bringing summons for having a bin that is offensively tipped over*

The system works!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:16, archived)
# Make them FIGHT!!!!
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:32, archived)
# just started watching the revival so this was already on my mind
(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:57, archived)
# I started rewatching the original last night,
and had exactly this thought today.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:59, archived)
# Does that mean
we're going to appear in each other's dreams tonight, possibly while talking backwards?
(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:17, archived)
# If you're the dancing midget who regularly frequents my dreams,
then, yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 31 May 2017, 20:59, archived)
# ...swen doog tog ev'I
.elyts ni kcab emoc ot gniog si ekil uoy mug tahT
(A Nonny Mouse, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:27, archived)
# That explains it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:58, archived)
# the president's receptions are noted in society
for their host's exquisite txaxa
(ozof, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:10, archived)
# this is much funnier than it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Strong and stable covfefe
(Comic pas, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:14, archived)
# Murdoch
looks like he's striking a Stephen Hawking pose
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:30, archived)
# The Conservatives get my vote
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:38, archived)
# his whole underchin area has the texture of congealed gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:40, archived)
# I'm keeping a log
of every time your posts reference something edible. I have no life, you see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I have taken it upon myself to kick ass and chew bubblegum


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expect more of these. Many more.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:04, archived)
# You will observe
that I have took all your bubblegum. I needed something to chew while I rewatch it. Meg Foster's enormous 80s shoulders!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:27, archived)
# It's obvious really
(Fu5i0n, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:16, archived)
# no,no,no,no
it's not obvious, really
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:18, archived)
# revisiting it, I think you're 100% correct....
(Fu5i0n, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:21, archived)
# still rissing
that said, I see that you've extended your canvas to the right with perhaps a strip of mirrored image--presumably to allow for larger "NO" fonts? It's not really a question--I'm just rambling.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
# And they named him
Dances With Negatives
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:22, archived)
# They named me 'Wipes With Leaves'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:18, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 31 May 2017, 16:00, archived)
# Wipe? wut's that?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 19:15, archived)
# How nice to meet a fellow carpet dragger...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:51, archived)
# there's no limits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:10, archived)
# there's always hopi, m8
(ozof, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:51, archived)
# The begging of The Land of 1k Dances?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:43, archived)
# more nonsense please

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:06, archived)
# haha
all for nonsense but the election is on and it's quite the motivator for a theme

it'll be over at some point

lovel pic
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:03, archived)
# I hear you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:09, archived)
# Yays
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Really, yays

I get that everyone is hyped up about the elections. But the board is about 99% ugly politician's faces right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# It used to be 50/50
Hitler and Kittens. The correct ratio.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:55, archived)
# Yay!
This should be in Goat Simulator.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 31 May 2017, 16:18, archived)
# ah yes, the sticky tongue
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:28, archived)
# I bet he's popular wit the lady hummingrhinos
IYKWIM
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:33, archived)
# :)I had that same thought as I shopped it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 19:17, archived)
# houplars!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for Compo


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(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:01, archived)
# The last time someone grabbed her by the pussy we were still rationing SPAM.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 31 May 2017, 12:56, archived)
# ^ this is mild compared to
what she encountered with a colonoscopy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:43, archived)
# Good hat wobble.
Looks like she is being unsuccessfully jacked-up
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 31 May 2017, 13:53, archived)
# i think they're trying to fix the stannah
(ozof, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:57, archived)
# I think they're pumping her full of lube
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:05, archived)
# Some staples
should sort out that wobble.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:37, archived)
# Grab 'em by the Queenie
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:12, archived)
# Sean Spicer = Penis Acres
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 May 2017, 11:00, archived)
# Panics seer
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:33, archived)
# Scare Penis
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
404 - B3ta needs some new 404 page not found images
Manchester - One word challenge celebrating the city and lifting their spirits a bit
Space frogs and their enemies - Show us the great galactic amphibian war
Technology in history - Cavemen with iPads, Henry VIII using Tinder, that sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:38, archived)
# 404 sounds fun
I could update the code and stuff - sounds pretty doable
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:44, archived)
# a c or d
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:45, archived)
# New 404s
Would be cool.
(Chaoslave was liquificated on, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:05, archived)
# Technology in History please!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:05, archived)
# i choose 1
so that god will smile upon me
(ozof, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:24, archived)
# only kidding
iii plz
(ozof, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:24, archived)
# 404 works
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:27, archived)
# manch pls
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:51, archived)
# space frogs, obvs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:33, archived)
# the sixth one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:58, archived)
# 405
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:09, archived)
# no compo vote found
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 31 May 2017, 14:54, archived)
# Shrimps with amusing hats please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Space Frogs™ and lashings of wet, warm wee wee, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:58, archived)
# b3ta has a 404 page?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# Make Theresa May Fuckable
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:56, archived)

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