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[challenge entry] I'm Surprised Jong-Un..
..never fired up his No-Dong..
(cooters Lurker Extraordinaire, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 16:04, archived)
# sorry what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 21:04, archived)
# I think the Brexit Deal's .
..sorted..

(cooters Lurker Extraordinaire, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 14:48, archived)
# €'s are good, €'s are good
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 15:35, archived)
# They certainly are...
..and they'll be even better if brexit goes tits up.
(cooters Lurker Extraordinaire, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 16:03, archived)
# Oi! You lot better phear my knitting skillz0rz!


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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:06, archived)
# Cor, what size it that?
I mean, is it more neck size or more cock size?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:40, archived)
# Same thing . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:48, archived)
# Oh Hai pencil-neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:38, archived)
# *cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:42, archived)
# I'll take twelvety
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:43, archived)
# Twelevty will take me until
*calculates*

The year 2304


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:55, archived)
# hooplah
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 14:26, archived)
# panowie
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 21:05, archived)
# well of course i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 14:56, archived)
# \o/
Fair Isle's a bit tricky; two colours at once, with the other being knitted in as you go in a continuous loop on a round needle and the colours change every few rows. It would take me elventy-one!1!! years to knit a sweater!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Argh!
Only the cool kids will know the meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 16:25, archived)
# Well, the lovely lady that taught me
should have less than a clue


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 21:38, archived)
# Warm kids, by the look of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 23:48, archived)
#
Wool! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 16:53, archived)
# woo-ly underwear, weally wunderbar
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Dec 2017, 17:27, archived)
# Thanks all
I'd knit one for you all, if I was immortal


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 21:39, archived)
# Mr The Hat!
Hello sir!

/doffs
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 18:06, archived)
# 'allo!
*return doffs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 21:37, archived)
# I got in one little fire and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' from your auntie and uncle back to Philly.."

(cooters Lurker Extraordinaire, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 10:36, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] and here... in the forest moon of endor...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:47, archived)
# NICELY
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 10:00, archived)
# Brilliant
(gijoel, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:27, archived)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:40, archived)
# That grape is sooo gonna get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 20:20, archived)
# the world will cry when Sir Attenborough dies
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 22:40, archived)
# Yes, but I'm always amazed that he's not dead yet
And still making telly
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 7:41, archived)
# this is great
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 8:58, archived)
# Finally
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:11, archived)
# What is it you can't face?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:40, archived)
# clowns
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:45, archived)
# It's a reference to Welcome To Woop Woop
I thought that's where I knew the guy on the right from but it's not the same actor.

In the movie they're watching The Sound Of Music, someone says the line "what is it you can't face?" and the crowd watching it shout out together, "WHAT IS IT YOU CUNT FACE?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 23:45, archived)
# Welcome To Woop Woop
Is that a good movie, or a 'so bad it's good' movie?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 3:05, archived)
# For the most part it's ok, but a few parts are very funny.
I only watched it because a buddy worked on the post-production, I don't think I'd have heard of it otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 4:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Doesn't bear thinking about
(LokiMD, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:10, archived)
# isisberg or not terror related.. make up your mind
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:15, archived)
# Just part and parcle of living in the North Atlantic
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 14:34, archived)
# heh. stupid great uncle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 15:53, archived)
# MBE -
At 26?

I always thought he had funny eyes, perhaps his next song should be about his eyes and not a lego house.

(cooters Lurker Extraordinaire, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:06, archived)
# you'd think he'd comb his hair, the scruffy little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
# Christ
He's not Santa Claus too, is he? He's not welcome down my fucking chimney
(cooters Lurker Extraordinaire, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:22, archived)
#
And put a 'Bic' around his chin..
(cooters Lurker Extraordinaire, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:20, archived)
# Pals with the royals
and well-connected parents.
(kael13, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 16:04, archived)
# So, he's pissed off both extremists AND moderates?
At this point: who the hell would brave staying in a building with his name all over it?!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:25, archived)
# true believers and mental cases
you know, the people he calls friends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:56, archived)
# save us osama!
If you didn't get the reaction you hoped for the first time then don't be disheartened - it's just the nature of the board and something we have to live with.

If you really want to show people your hard work again you could try these:

Post your image as a relevant reply to another picture. "That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding here is a similar picture I made..."
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:52, archived)
# sorry forgot to say "That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made..."
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:53, archived)
# If ads told the truth...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:15, archived)
# visits to mcdonalds would be like spending summer holidays on the beach in the sun with kids i dont even have...
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:34, archived)
# Insurance Scam.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:49, archived)
# build skyscrapers
insure for ridiculous amounts
encourage acts of terror
profit

The 9-11 strategy, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get this out the way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:54, archived)
# Typical CBC propaganda!
It's a lot better than the rubbish the Alderaan Broadcasting Company is knocking out these days anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:54, archived)
# That's no space station.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] If you book them they will come....to Kevin's Waterworld Swimming Party!


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(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:06, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - REPORT FICTION

We're doing fake news this week, but of the famous fictional story kind.Pick a film or a book or a song and show us how the media would cover it as a real breaking news event.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoastchu! I choose you!

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(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:10, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] properly motivated










(ozof, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:29, archived)
# I like this even though the furry ones fail to get a medal in this version too =(
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:35, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:42, archived)
# May the horse pee with you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:43, archived)
# You put way too much effort into this!
It's wasted on us philistines!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:50, archived)
# Fillystines?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 14:33, archived)
#
HORSEM!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:54, archived)
# another scene
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:56, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:49, archived)
# Oh FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:56, archived)
# Featuring Jeremy as Jar Jar Binks
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:35, archived)
# Argh I should've seen that coming!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:37, archived)
# This is silly...
I like it a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:40, archived)
# Utterly fab
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:45, archived)
# Unexpected horse!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:43, archived)
# Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:23, archived)
# Use the horse Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:52, archived)
# Hahaha this is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:14, archived)
# Fucking Hell, that's ACE.
*clicked... hard with spurs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:30, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:55, archived)
# Jeremy gets about
(gijoel, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Excerpt from "The Brexit" (1980 dir. Stanley Kubrick)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:12, archived)
# VERY
strong board today.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:59, archived)
# All impact assessments and no onanism makes David a dull boy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:00, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:11, archived)
# All work and no wheat makes May a dull girl
(Gums and Tongue Shitter the better, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:11, archived)
# Heeeeeeere's Govey!
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:55, archived)
# Something about trees.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:03, archived)
# A beautiful allegory.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:13, archived)
# a bed time story we can all get behind
nice to see Boris combed his hair for it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:21, archived)
# What meds are you on?
Asking for a friend.
(W/Y/H)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:53, archived)
# What's this from?
EDIT: Don't worry, I've googled it....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:15, archived)
# i have never seen anything so beautiful without the aid of heavy duty drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:00, archived)
# fab! :)
(ozof, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:55, archived)
# doo de do doo, do de doo de do doo.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 12:08, archived)
# 82, 82, 82.
246 million drops.

Top stuff as always :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 12:15, archived)
# I can hear the sound of rain!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 12:31, archived)
# Ha-ha! Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "SSSSSffFFFfffsssSSSssss!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] It's OK teeth... We know...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha
The false teeth of truth!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:55, archived)
# Trumps chattering nashers!
I likes this.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:16, archived)
# Yoinks
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:27, archived)
# FAKE TEEF!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 12:01, archived)
# By gum!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:01, archived)
# Damn you Dr Dunno almost choked on me cuppa. V good :D
(RoboJo, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a New Rob M in town
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 4:21, archived)
# Rob Manuel
Rupert Murdoch
Robert Mugabe
Robert Maxwell

All the great RMs
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 11:09, archived)
# Richard Madeley
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 11:38, archived)
# roger mellie
(ozof, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you get them all?
(nraphael, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 3:36, archived)

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