he looks slightly chunky thereand it's not just his hard-light drive
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 16:25,
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are they coming back in style?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 19:44,
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Well they're on the popular page. I mean, I never look at the popular page so I wouldn't know. But they're on there.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 19:56,
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That's a fine thing indeedThere's a popular page now? It's a good thing they started filtering out all the mediocre things.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 20:03,
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Yes, essentially it's just Fall Fashions, and some other stuff that got through the filter. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:46,
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Fall fashions is swiftly becoming a new classic
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 2:26,
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I LIKE THISand would happily hang a poster of it on my wall
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 15:47,
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Is that the centannium falcon? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 19:04,
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Might dust off my Amiga 500+ later, I fancy another bash at "Lemons In The Sea"
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 20:19,
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ha ha ha ha ha ha !i so want to make this real
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 20:30,
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It's stopped because it ran out of juice Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 2:27,
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Trumps up and on the shitter
buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 12:58,
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Hasbro's modern Transformers are rubbish drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:23,
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Not so fucking arthritis drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 20:59,
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I wonder if he likes a good camp fire
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 2:49,
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i call fakerythat's clearly a saltwater fish in a freshwater stream!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:18,
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so what you're saying is...There's a whale in the Thames?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:29,
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no, because whales are mammals Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:33,
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they're much harder to kill with a rolled up newspaper Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:40,
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Depends on the size of the newspaperand where you shove it.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:44,
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right up the blowhole Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:46,
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it's a bloody effective answer Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:51,
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What am I going to do with all of these whale eggs now? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:36,
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don't try to fertilise themthat's not how you create a race of mermaids
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:41,
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Also, it's been a long time since anyone had the brass neck to call the Thames fresh water.
(
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 17:32,
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A Griswold Funeral Home sign in Schenectady, NY evoked old memories
LS18,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:52,
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Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?- No, sir, I don't.
- Well... it's probably pretty stiff.
(- Well... it's probably pretty stiff.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:37,
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Do you know what the penalty for being pretty stiff is in this state?🐶
( LS18,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:42,
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Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:58,
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er, uh....we have the carcass on the roof of the car.Oh. You mean the dog.
( LS18,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 19:00,
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Would anyone be up for putting a few pounds a month into a Patreon account to support bringing back the B3ta newsletter?If you are then say so here so I can get an idea of numbers and see whether it's viable.
If you're not up for this idea then don't say anything.
(At the core of it, if I can get a bit of money coming in then I can afford to spend time on doing things that make this site work better including newsletters, promoting good stuff on social, fixing outstanding bugs etc.)
(If you're not up for this idea then don't say anything.
(At the core of it, if I can get a bit of money coming in then I can afford to spend time on doing things that make this site work better including newsletters, promoting good stuff on social, fixing outstanding bugs etc.)
rob,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:22,
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you’d only spend it on discount ham it’s 10:32!
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:33,
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A meat reductions twitter clock? What madness is this? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:47,
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Between the lines . . . "Please pay me to stop wanking?"
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Q4nobody,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:42,
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The first step is admitting that you have a problem drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:46,
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"Or at least subscribe to my Pay Per View channel"? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:50,
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No, but I'll become your red carpet reporter or royal correspondentWhat kind of expense accounts can you offer?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:57,
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ah wondered where all this sudden magnanimity was comin' from.why not just ask some o' the members to produce a newsletter. for nowt, like.
form a committee is what ah'm suggestin'. they could even put a wool hat on it and say it's yours.
(,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 13:17,
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form a committee is what ah'm suggestin'. they could even put a wool hat on it and say it's yours.
/talk would be happy to help. Just make us all mods and we will make B3TA great again!
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:02,
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MABA Umm, I mean MBGA
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:16,
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Yeah, you bet your big gay ass we would.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:33,
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Show more marzipan from the Best of the Board mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:25,
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This will only be shown once: B3TA uses marzipan to enhance your site experience and provide critical functions. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 19:23,
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You are receiving this invite because you recently shopped for marzipan at our site mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 20:06,
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If you're not up for this idea then don't say anything. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:27,
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Now we know how much you really want to "work from home".
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:56,
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there is absolutely nothing to do to make this site even better
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:04,
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Newsletter's shit without picsbut I'll toss in a few quid if you unleash some NEW ICONS
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 17:01,
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count me inas long as it features lots of slanderous banter about Happytoast
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 17:08,
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A weekly 'HappyToast: the facts!' mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:40,
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I'll toss in some money from Imperial Trumpistan
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:03,
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who are youand what have you done with rob?
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:21,
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Why not just bring out a new 'rob is a cunt' icon with a minimum £10 donation fee.You'd probably make enough to keep this place running for years
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:36,
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If you promise not to spend it on cider, jazz ciggies and ladies of the hedgerow
(,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 7:36,
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I obviously didn't hide it well enough Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:36,
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Look at the gills on that! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:41,
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Freelancer? Flexitime? Self-employed? It’s time to play “working from home bingo”. 
10 points for every one you tick off.
rob,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:37,
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haha--is all that wanking a matter of personal choice, or lack of choice?
(
LS18,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:49,
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I can tick quite a few of those boxesexept for the wanking, which I never do
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:57,
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Unfortunately, all the wanks don’t line up to make a bingo. RedHouse over yonder,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 2:55,
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Never mind working from home...I do most of these in the office.
(,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:34,
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Needs more, "worry about yourself becoming a hermit, then worry that you spend too much time worrying about yourself becoming a hermit. Become a hermit." mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 23:10,
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Also, regular little patches of crushing existential despair.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:03,
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As drimble awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic hermit crab mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:11,
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Also this sounds as if it could be the voiceover to an early 90s children's cartoon complete with accompanying toy range drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:51,
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fake plastic petunias?“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”
thursday 18:30 radio four music by radiohead
(thursday 18:30 radio four music by radiohead
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:54,
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"from a great height, from a great height.." mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 1:26,
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endless dives through wikipedia for me
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 1:35,
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needs more time wasted trying to explain a joke to someone on the internet HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 7:28,
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how well you can sum up everyone's life here Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:14,
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This is scarily fucking accurate. Even down to the weirdly specific urges like torrenting random stuff and supermarket ennui.
I couldn't manage five times though.
(,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:35,
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I couldn't manage five times though.
No YouTube?Or alcahol, or drugs? I must be doing it wrong?
( Q4nobody,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:46,
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Only 3 more wanks and an itchy foot to go!You left off 'get dressed'
(,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 12:29,
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To be honestthat hardly ever happens. You are either still dressed, or you are not getting dressed today.
( My Name was saying these words inside your head on,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 19:58,
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see how many bits of tissue you can get into the waste basketif it's less than 5 out of 10, you have to get up and make a cuppa
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:11,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Flight"){kind=small}
Peace activists obstructing military operations again <sigh>
LS18,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:15,
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It's an oldie and it's a toapie
Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 19:33,
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Jim never has a second cup of twat tea at homemaybe he's just an asshole
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:05,
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Jim's never just an asshole at home, he's always a douche too mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 23:25,
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Jim never douches at home mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:42,
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This image should mean more to me than it doesI have to admit to rissing
( LS18,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:22,
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I had the 'lost' part but didn't know what to do with it.🤦
( LS18,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 22:01,
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all seems perfectly normal here Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:33,
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Scottish Teletubbies reboot is shite! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:41,
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The Tellytubbies really haven't aged well, have they?
(
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 17:24,
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Hahaha :DHere's a repost (from the Film Spoonerisms challenge):
(,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 17:10,
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Whilst we're on the subject of peas
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 17:59,
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how long before imgur take this one down?
R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:37,
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jeez is that what it is? I thought it was some kind of horror film fluke worm HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:39,
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no such thing as a luke warm horror film if fleshlights are involved R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:42,
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Mr Trump, please only use the toilet while we're in flight. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:59,
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*kills with bomb flower**regains shield, tunic and 40 rupees*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:38,
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Donald had all the sprinklers removed from Trump tower after that time they went off by accident
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:30,
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Stage III of my plans have been completed mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:37,
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someone on Twitter just asked me if this is truethere's no hope for humanity
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 10:50,
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haha they took a look at your feed and decided it's probably newsnoseflags and all
(,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 10:58,
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Interesting that the Fire Chief said that they have extra fire security there when he is in residence. WTF does that mean?And Trump was one of the people who vehemently opposed the NY sprinkler legislation in 1999. Then said he would have them fitted retrospectively....another LIE!
( showrat I Fought The Law on,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:23,
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probably means as well as millions in bodyguards he also charges the tax payer for private firemen HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:39,
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* Some minion immigrant with an expired fire extinguisher that somehow costs a fortune on expenses Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:42,
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I heard he couldnt get his sprinklers back through immigration after that moscow ritz carlton incident.. R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:40,
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It's probably because his pants catch fire so often.
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:12,
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the photo is unrealistic and obviously a jokebut on mobile it's a bit less clear as it's landscape and displays quite small
( rob,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:49,
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Trump's back on the front page and it's a joke about his HAIR!
Tomorrow it'll be about him being orange. I can't waiiiiit!
(Have you seen, he's kind of orange?)
(,
Sun 8 Apr 2018, 22:21,
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Tomorrow it'll be about him being orange. I can't waiiiiit!
(Have you seen, he's kind of orange?)
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