yep, Hitler wanted to get rid of all the juice
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 11 May 2021, 1:09,
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Well if that's not incentive to get the jab, I don't know what is
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 10 May 2021, 20:46,
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nice...
that tag line always peaved me off, strangly no one was bothered about my rants on how sound doesn't travel in vacuum. other space films ie starwars, wouldn't sound as good either
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Mon 10 May 2021, 19:08,
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that tag line always peaved me off, strangly no one was bothered about my rants on how sound doesn't travel in vacuum. other space films ie starwars, wouldn't sound as good either
the original tag line isn't wrong thoughkinda enhances the isolation.
I always liked the silent bits of 2001 too.
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Tue 11 May 2021, 8:57,
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I always liked the silent bits of 2001 too.
I've never got this argument about no sound in space for sci-fi movies, Star Trek etc.
The items are producing sound, they just don't carry in a vacuum.
You then have to realise... you the viewer are not sitting in space. There is no camera there for you to hear from.
Why people would argue that they can't hear sound from somewhere they're not actually situated is... odd...
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Wed 12 May 2021, 15:01,
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The items are producing sound, they just don't carry in a vacuum.
You then have to realise... you the viewer are not sitting in space. There is no camera there for you to hear from.
Why people would argue that they can't hear sound from somewhere they're not actually situated is... odd...
obviouslyand it won't be long before i'm laughing too loud at the rest of the world with the boys in the crowd
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Tue 11 May 2021, 22:02,
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I don't think so.One can hear. It's just that there's nothing to hear.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 11 May 2021, 10:28,
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Did you just assume xeir personhood? LITERALLY SHAKING HERE. 
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Wed 12 May 2021, 23:17,
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Or see any lasersExcept those aimed directly at your eyeballs, but probably not for long
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 11 May 2021, 3:42,
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It's a moot point because they can hear you if you're wearing a spacesuit and a communication device,and if you're in a vacuum without a spacesuit you'd be dead anyway.
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The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing,
Tue 11 May 2021, 15:21,
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I could never get over the fact that there are no monsters. No real ones.
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Wed 12 May 2021, 7:11,
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Are you sure? It’s a matter of definition I suppose. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Wed 12 May 2021, 23:18,
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Arf!Reading the wiki on the source film :
The mosquito that explodes when shot by Earl was a rubber puppet that contained the film crew's leftovers from their lunch break, in order to simulate the insect's internal organs and fluids.[2] The film's original special effects artist supposedly left the set during production to smoke cigarettes and never returned.[6]
(The mosquito that explodes when shot by Earl was a rubber puppet that contained the film crew's leftovers from their lunch break, in order to simulate the insect's internal organs and fluids.[2] The film's original special effects artist supposedly left the set during production to smoke cigarettes and never returned.[6]
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 10 May 2021, 15:16,
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"...to smoke cigarettes and never returned"Just like Dad did :(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 May 2021, 16:17,
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Are you Nelson Muntz or Stephen King? Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 10 May 2021, 16:56,
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Closer to the latter, I think PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 May 2021, 19:45,
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this is great cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 11 May 2021, 2:38,
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not to mention no one else being able to use the phone while he wardials
and calling plansso that they paid a flat fee, not per-call, which is why they could get away with dialling a million numbers a day without worrying about the phone bill
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Tue 11 May 2021, 2:13,
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Paughteightaughs PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 May 2021, 15:30,
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whose who's whos?
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Mon 10 May 2021, 13:52,
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HoseHose run up this massive phone bilk
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Tue 11 May 2021, 5:24,
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thanks - I had originally put "who the fuck has" but it didn't fit, so instead of widening the speech bubble thing and since I'm a lazy git. I shortened it to "Whose" it didn't look right, but I had some work to finish off - I think I got away with it
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Mon 10 May 2021, 16:22,
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We can thank you for that now Orthanc you later Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 10 May 2021, 9:17,
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I wonder where freebs is now, and what happened to the petronak fitness temple mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Mon 10 May 2021, 4:08,
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I’d forgotten all about Big Brian Blessed mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sun 9 May 2021, 22:33,
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I Forgot About Dre PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 May 2021, 0:50,
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*insert go team spiders*
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Sun 9 May 2021, 19:23,
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Oh godfyou just reminded me that I had a sex-dream about spiders a few weeks back. I had just managed to expunge it from my mental harddrive. YOU BASTARD
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 9 May 2021, 20:57,
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I love it when they part all their legs; so hot, so hairy, so barbed mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sun 9 May 2021, 22:27,
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THE ACID SEMENI did quite a few of these back in the day :) I took pretty much a decade off doing boring things like work and existential crises. I'm bored of work and existential crises though so I'm planning on getting back into the swing of things.
In the meantime a few years back I did dig out the ones I did and whacked them in my profile. I've also since been working through the Complete Peanuts and there's no end of stirling possibilities in there.
(In the meantime a few years back I did dig out the ones I did and whacked them in my profile. I've also since been working through the Complete Peanuts and there's no end of stirling possibilities in there.
boris the spider,
Mon 10 May 2021, 22:17,
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I feel a bout of Zalgo coming on.
The Togaboy The world will end on,
Tue 11 May 2021, 3:54,
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They seek him here,They seek him there,
They seek the elusive Flanfuckspider
EVERYWHERE!
:)
(They seek the elusive Flanfuckspider
EVERYWHERE!
:)
Chumps ๐,
Sun 9 May 2021, 21:24,
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Is he real....or a real legend?Nobody knows.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 9 May 2021, 21:48,
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It's nice seein my baby all growed up an out there in the real world wif a proper job an that.
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Chumps ๐,
Sun 9 May 2021, 23:48,
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I spi der freebase IT’S etc.Actually this reminds me, a friend of mine spiders in their house, his partner wanted it into an Airbnb, but due the arachnids they would have to exterminators, which always risky pets and children. Anyway they not to, and next week the spiders them in their sleep :(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sun 9 May 2021, 22:24,
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If I fill in the missing words, do they spell out a secret message? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 May 2021, 2:46,
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but not so well-stocked on verbs mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Mon 10 May 2021, 4:03,
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I don't know Pedro, I just type them, I don't think about them. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Mon 10 May 2021, 4:03,
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SpiderFuck needs a sidekick like FlanBoyWonder or something PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 May 2021, 0:51,
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I've noticed you being very mean to Pedro :( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Mon 10 May 2021, 4:04,
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AwesomeReminds me of the utterly batshit time Vic and Bob were given a primetime Saturday evening gameshow.
"I AM THE SPIDER!"
("I AM THE SPIDER!"
Ijon Tichy,
Mon 10 May 2021, 8:22,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Rock"){kind=small}
If heavy metal album covers were Fighting Fantasy books...
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 9 May 2021, 18:23,
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Should of of gone to Specsavers.Very woo though. ;)
( brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Sun 9 May 2021, 19:27,
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*Edit of Evil*(Which has broken the resizer for some reason)
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 9 May 2021, 21:01,
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This is the content 10 year-old me in the 80s would have stolen money out my parents purse to accrue!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 9 May 2021, 21:06,
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I used to be part of accrue, me and Tony Meatballs and Johnny Seaside. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 9 May 2021, 22:32,
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Johnny Seaside sleeps with the fishes cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 10 May 2021, 7:11,
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I was more fascinated by the covers of Sven Hassel booksAlways gruesome, with the "ss" of Hassel rendered as lightning-flash runes, and the local newsagent had a huge display of them. Thinking back, I probably grew up in a Hampshire hotbed of neo-Nazism. Eek.
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Mon 10 May 2021, 7:37,
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I think I may have read Horror at Homebase...Woo, yay and, indeed, hoopla!
( Ijon Tichy,
Mon 10 May 2021, 8:19,
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Excellent. I was chuckiling at all of these until I reached Cher vs the Loch Ness Monster at which point I cackled loudly
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Mon 10 May 2021, 16:03,
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The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing,
Sun 9 May 2021, 18:18,
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:)
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The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing,
Sun 9 May 2021, 20:42,
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Guess what I was gonna do with Phyllis Diller mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 9 May 2021, 20:22,
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Something to do with chains and pasta salad?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 9 May 2021, 20:35,
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Add her to your legendary collection of other famous Dillers?
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Chumps ๐,
Sun 9 May 2021, 21:26,
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This is crap.I love it!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 9 May 2021, 0:17,
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hahaperfect expression when doing one of those friggin' tests
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Q4nobody,
Sat 8 May 2021, 20:05,
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And without hearing protection he'd be shouting into the phone "Can you hear me? I can't hear you"Some interesting trivia about Old Painless...
avp.fandom.com/wiki/Old_Painless
(avp.fandom.com/wiki/Old_Painless
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sat 8 May 2021, 14:36,
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hahahahahahahaha! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 8 May 2021, 13:15,
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I really need a hug, you massive cunt.Her own work, not mine, because nobody can better it and it matters.
Click for bigger (373 kb)
(Click for bigger (373 kb)
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 8 May 2021, 7:10,
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I know, and fucking Piers Morgan still walking around breathing. Fuck everything.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 8 May 2021, 7:45,
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Katie loved Piers thoughthey were best friends and that.
Oh God this hurts.
(Oh God this hurts.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 8 May 2021, 9:29,
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It's a fuckerI think b3tans should stop dying, can we make a new rule or something.
I might try to draw a bee stabbing cancer, as much to demonstrate how much better an artist bees was than I am.
(I might try to draw a bee stabbing cancer, as much to demonstrate how much better an artist bees was than I am.
alistair,
Sat 8 May 2021, 10:43,
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I do not have many actual friends,I cannot afford to lose many more.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 8 May 2021, 14:19,
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For the un-initiated Her profile
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10954
User name above 10000, they were only a noob
(b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10954
User name above 10000, they were only a noob
alistair,
Sat 8 May 2021, 10:47,
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Such a great, sweet piece of art.I know we can be cunts, but at least we grieve a fallen comrade.
Sweet dreams, puppies, flowers, etc..
(Sweet dreams, puppies, flowers, etc..
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 8 May 2021, 19:00,
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Such a beautifully creative mind and an amazing artist. May she shine brightly in the stars.
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Sun 9 May 2021, 9:58,
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Sexy doggo here --->(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 8 May 2021, 3:34,
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I don’t feel sexy looking at the doggie, Pedro. In fact I feel a bit upset :(I would like to make a lovely little trailer for you and your doggie friends to travel and live in, but it might be better if this one stayed home.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 8 May 2021, 3:37,
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"At just 65 minutes long, this original cut of 'Speed', with its scathing attack on highway spending cutbacks and downbeat ending, proved unpopular with test audiences." - IMDB
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Sun 9 May 2021, 0:31,
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