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[challenge entry] Corporal Smith
wished the hazing of the new boy would stop soon - frankly he felt ridiculous!

(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# it's all kind of trippy
is that a loganberry i see before me?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# I'd like to see you
defend yourself against an asailant armed with a loganberry


end of pythonesque moment
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# snigger
end of snigger
(Alpen, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Grin
partial end of grin
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# .....
grin now ended
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
#
thread now ended, I suspect.

end of thread now ended
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# i think
this is how.

not sure though, could be kind of icky.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# looks
like a bit of lesbien BDSM to moi
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# i do believe it is
woo yay to that
(Alpen, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Woo !
simply bongtastic mate!
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# You are a very strange man
you know that don't you..
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# yay
er, should that be a compo entry? I've not seen one of those hats yet, so it must be a glimpse of the future!

(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# good idea
mate will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# `
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# That looks like a hat to me
a hat OF THE FUTURE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)
# TA !
but its an old woo yay so I wont.......
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)
# you're completely hatstand

I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# looks a bit like an absolut ad
nice facework though, maybe leslie ash could have given you a call
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# oo fuckin'ell - what HAS
she done to her lips? They're only supposed to use a tiny bit of arse fat, not an entire cheek's worth per lip! She looks like a spitting image cariacature of herself now.....daft bint.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# oh come off it
you still would.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# but they might
pop...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# they might
but that is the risk you run
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Sadly for her she's
now become a double-bagger as far as I'm concerned; I can't watch old homebase adverts any more without a small tear coming to my eye. have I mentioned I've only got one eye? :) ©ronnie corbett
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# *
ok ok

that is good

deserves a brand new

Edit by Mod - Woo!

norman here
are you just going to delete every image i post? i admit, they are hit and miss, but isn't most of the stuff here ? and lets not go round in circles on that entire 'linking' issue - it is not illegal, the cops will not be banging down my door anytime soon. except i dont have a TV licence and i haven't paid hackney council any tax in about 3 years, but that is because thay are a bunch of incompetant leftie corrupt fucking cnuts who give away my money to bloody beggars. that is all.
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Please only post
images you've made yourself.

Edit: and woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)
# dont.......
please....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)
# what does this say?
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
what do you think this board is about?
The pictures you post get deleted because you did not make them, and you are not hosting them yourself. No it's not illegal, but it's bloody rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ooh ooh
can i feed the troll please?
i brought some bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# hey!
i was being fairly polite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Bacon?
don't waste it on the troll. I'll have a bacon sarnie. With tommy k if possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# mmmmmm
bacon
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# yeah yeah yeah
the FAQs !!!!

james randi will give you $1 million if you can prove they are true.

i am listening to david grey now. final cut is finshed. i might burn a copy a copy of the final cut. a good driving CD. OFF A BLOODY CLIFF. depressing crap. i like it though.

normans quote for today

we all slow down for a car crash, but we never stop to admire the beauty of the country side

(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# do you have
his email address? I have proof that at least most of them are frequently asked by retarded fuckmuppets

And I could do with a few quid
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# qwerty poppa
i'm listening to 'lately' by stevie wonder now. possibly the greatest song ever written.
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
# and i'm listening
to the sound of a thousand dark horsemen dragging the flaming skeletons of their foes through the gravel.

but you don't hear me making a comment about it every time.

and would you like some bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# we're on this board
because we want to see things that other board members have made, why don't you try that, OR if you really want to link to others pictures, find a board where they'll think that's really clever, instead of getting annoyed, ignoring or editing your posts?
(I'm not trying to get rid of you or owt bit at www.fark.com they don't seem to mind)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# hello there little one
would you like some bacon?
(before wifey eats it with what sounds like an obnoxious sauce).
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# That'll be
Mr Heinz Tomato Ketchup to you then :-)
Has to be done with bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Seconded!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Yep
Everyone elses hit and miss stuff has been done by themselves. Yours is copied. Until you get that through you skull they'll be deleted.
So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# you
rule :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Hmmm...
To be obnoxious and at the same time so wanting to be liked. Interesting...
(PsynchWard, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Norman
sweetheart, read the faq. We don't encourage remote linking to pictures other people have made as this site gets alot of traffic and eats peoples bandwidth. Please feel free to test this by creating something of your own, hosting it, posting it here and checking your stats. It's not hard to do. Even i have managed it, on occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Hiya Pep!
Nice to see ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# ello -
I finally replied to your mail earlier. Nice to see you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Yes,
I haven't replied - wrong 'puter I'm on..
Fuck - new blode. back later
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# dont you just love it when Pep says
oif
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# shut it you
I just edited that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Damm you
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)
# waste of time me
rereading yer message 3 times then wasn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I'm glad
it wasn't just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# neato!
re-re-repost!

WY, can't hardly see the join.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# *
well done on spotting the repost.

in the words of arnie...

"you must be very proud of yourself"

(cant find the wav link only this arnie quote wav)
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# are you proud of yourself Norm?
Or just bored?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# *
not as proud as someone who spends 20 minutes digging through old posts just to prove that something might be a repost. that seems a litle SAD to me. and i am a HAPPY guy.

did you know there is a new female viagra that helps with female sexual disfunction. i might give some to my momma
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Ah, but you misunderstand...
I a reposting my OWN work, not someone elses... I am flagrantly spamming that I too have done a Les Dennis pic, and am adding it to this thread to further people's enjoyment of the Late Dustin Gee's comedic partner's woes.

You understand this term? "Made"?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I was gonna do a pic of
said Late Dustin and a certain Mr.Lawrence Trudeau as a response to Pickle's mini challenge the other day, but I couldn't be arsed.

G and T, geddit? No? Curses. <slopes off>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# He knew it was a repost
because it was one of his own previous posts. It's standard etiquette on this board to mention that something is a re-post; everyone assumes that it's your own work unless you state otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Out of interest
Why is someone who lives in Hackney talking all American ?
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)
# haha
that rocks
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)
# 'tis an honour, sir.
Congrats on cleaning up at the Tattyshop Oscars!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)
# I'd
like to thank my mum, wacom, google and everyone i bribed to vote for me.
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Aaahh, Sir Les
a national treasure

*manipulates Holden voodoo doll*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I'm thinking of Australia
and Slade now
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# those 2 words get linked by me as both being Prisons
And then I move on to the next post.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# nice one!
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# I cant believe I just wasted two hours watching this rubbish


Sorry, that's rather lame isn't it
(Toomz, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# should have watched the Churchill thiung
twas rather good
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# If it inspired even this
then it can't have been a total waste can it?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)
# I said the same thing.
My precious sunday evening ruined. Gash film - so f**king gash that film be. Be that film so gash. Film that be so gash. Gash that be so film...etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)
# no reason


just wanted to see how it would look
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# It looks
marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Fucking terrifying.
Now I'm not going to be able to sleep all night, too scared of the orking donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# You want scaryfying?
This was linked on b3ta the other night. I want a copy of the painting. If anyone can help, give me a shout.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Heh
that's good. The whole thing been written IN CAPITALS makes it even more frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# It looks with its eyes,
a fact which doesn't surprise me.
(_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# is that an Ork
or an inflatable head ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# an inflatable
orking head then......
I must purchase such an item
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I've not met
the term orking before. But I think that's the one it's doing. But then donkeys are more devious than cows or horses, so I can't be sure that's FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# is that orking
as in Cow orker?
I don't do that
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# try eBay?
0_\
0  /
(orking smiley)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# >".."<
my cat likes that
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# i've always though
O.o was an ork...
(nevermind, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Nah
s'more of an Erk... like having a twitch or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# i've
plenty of those.
(nevermind, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# argh!
I'm scared now...
I've just come back from comedy ... well, I *say* comedy. Twas me and my mates in a pub watching Mark Olver tell us about his colonoscopy whilst I consumed a couple or 4 pints of badgers thatch
and the donkey just can't get any closer!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# er yeah
OK, that's scarier!

But the donkey can get closer. All I need to do is add a few frames!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)
# NOOOOOO
OOOOOooooooooooo....
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)
# looks
good to me !

I've tried to hummus tonight but I give up.......
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)
# That looks fine to me
more of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Urgh must be up bright and early tomorrow
SO nuh-night all
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Woo for Zebedee!
...although he was only trying to get into Florence's pants.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# BOING!
She's a tart, had everyone in toytown...

Jasper Carrott's most famous piece of work, made number 1 in the charts... but never received any airtime!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Number 1? That's only 'cos it was the B-side
to Funky Moped ;-)

"Goo goo goo goo goo, funky moped goo"
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# uhmm
I thought it was a double A side ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Magic Roundabout was the A everyone wanted
Funky Moped was most definately a B! (even if it was a double-A, which I can neither confirm nor deny due to over-population by spider corpses)

EDIT: I was wrong, and admit it - scroll down...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# It was BANNED BY THE BBC!!!!
why?

because it's crap
\Jasper Carrot
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Haha
but no, 'twas a simpler time back then, when spoken word didn't get played on TOTP, when TOTP was known as "Top Of The Pops", and when swearing on the Beeb was as common as a good program on ITV. (Well, ok, that last statement has always held true...)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)
# 'everyone's gone to the moon'
got played

Neil 'There's a Hole In My Shoe'
did too.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Where's the swearies
in Hole In My Shoe?

I don't remember who did the other one so I can't comment...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# i thought you were talking about spoken word
i didn;'t read the whole thread sorry.

'There's a hole in my shoe, and it's time for some slaughter, time for some slaughter...'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# S'alright...
I out-fnorded Fnord! :-)

Hole In My Shoe has some music and singing though, Magic Roundabout is just a 5 minute standup routine. Can you imagine Hot Gossip trying to dance to that?

** goes off into a reminiscence about Hot Gossip... **
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# i thought you were talking about funky moped
oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Aha
but I out carroted you there with a reference from a later piece of carrot material...
</smug carrot quoting muchness>

Ignore me. I've been at the badgers thatch
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)
# I've heard that can
cause itching if not treated in good time.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Just checked me "collectors" vinyl
Neither side has "side A" or "Side B", so It guess it must be a double A side platter then.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Oh, 'ark at 'im!
"collectors" vinyl... 'tweren't never released as no collectors edition, was it?

and even if it was, that's not the original pressing (sound the G for the full effect of this post)

Ah well... either way, people bought it for Magic Roundabout, and all he ever got to inflict on Jimmy Saville's groupies was Funky Moped.

BOING!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)
# 'tis a collectors item though.
Cost me all of 3 quid ;-) Must be worth at least £3.50 now.
That and the best of Bernard Cribbens. Still ain't got anything to play them on though. I did buy it for "Funky Moped" though. Magic roundabout was an added bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# You must be
the only person in the history of Funky Moped to buy it for Funky Moped! :-)

I have a turntable that I'm pretty sure still works, and that connects to modern hi-fis...?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I bought it because
as a nipper there was a local pirate radio station (Remember them? oldies?) that played none stop comedy records. Well none stop for about a month til they got busted. Don't know how they got caught, what with a 30 foot aerial sticking out of their balcony 10 floors up a council flat. He he he.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Right...
A side - Funky Moped. Which was crap

B side - Mgic Roundabout

Song got to number FOUR I seem to remember. Carrott was God's gift to stand-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Oh poo
Right, I admit I was wrong:
The Jeff Lynne produced "Funky Moped" hit the number 5 spot in the
charts in August 1975 and led to Carrotts appearance on "Top Of The Pops", which is probably
best forgotten! But actually the public were buying the record for it's 'B' side
"Magic Roundabout", the sordid tale of some risque un-filmed TV scripts from the popular
children's series "Boing - Said Zebedee!"

From www.jaspercarrott.co.uk - it also has soundfiles for those who've not heard either song!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I can hear you,
said Florence, it's not true. Noddy and I are just good friends!"
"Rubbish," said Dougal, "it's all over the canteen. Everyone knows about you you brazen hussy!"
"You Lousy old fleabag!" said Florence. "Call yourself a dog? I've seen better hairs on a lavatory brush!"

did I really just type that?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)
#
I wasn't gonna mention it...
but I did almost re-listen just so I could type a quote, WY you!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)
# :)
I loved the earlier stuff he did like Pain In The Arm and Rabbits On And On; the Jersey sketch had me rolling in the aisles, or rather it would've done if I'd been listening to it in a church. Or a supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# When I borrowed the tape
I wrote out the whole thing... and I still have it!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I remember someone did
an excellent anigif of an animal (possibly a squirrel) using a pneumatic drill - yet it looked just like he was being enthusiastically fellated by zebedee. It's true.
Edit: it was here: www.b3ta.com/board/491879
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I love that
Nighty-night
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Stunt-phant #1
(Mr Flibble, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I love the look on his face!
I'm at "work" now, so I've got to get back to "working" - boo.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# woo
elephants yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# nice hat
Mr Wibble!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# That's really great
Well done indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# mother
i'm listening to PINK FLOYD - THE FINAL CUT

arguably their finest album, but as roger waters said, the others were only really a session band, could have got anyone to do it.

but then again, i think ANIMALS is their best album.


who keeps getting their dirty fingers into my posts. every one i post is instantly violated and modified. i feel like that young china girl in myanmar, who keeps getting censored by SLORC for speaking out loud about democracy.

(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Im listening to Frank Zappa
And the mothers of Invention
The Grand Wazoo
recently aquired for free on vynal
I apologise for violating the post!
but i was listenign to zappa and had to tell seemed relevant
(Alpen, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# You can never have enough Zappa...
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# why does it hurt when i pee
not a clinical question, just a good track heheh
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# that entire album is fucking brilliant!
the central scrutaniser confused me first time round tho
didnt hear the first speach
(Alpen, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# this is good stuff.......
And still the dark stain spreads between
His shoulder blades.
A mute reminder of the poppy fields and graves.
And when the fight was over
We spent what they had made.
But in the bottom of our hearts
We felt the final cut.
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# *
i've got lots of zappa too. amazing musican. got to admire how he really doesn't give a fuck if he offends anyone.

dirty love - great song. kazaa it if you can
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# it's a good job
the fact police are busy tonight isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# thats a lie
its 200% fact
i intend to steal all zappa from my source of vynal
currebntly i got a triple shut up and play your guitar
the grand wazoo
and joe's garage
more to be libarated tho
(Alpen, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# ahem...
vinyl

Good stuff, I have a small collection somewhere behind the dead spiders in the loft...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# nothing wrong with vynal, ill spell it like i want to
if your getting it for free and dont have to fork out none existant money for quality albums
the sound quality aint that bad
and some things just sound better on it cause they aint supposed to be perfect cause they just aint
edit
i missread your enitre comment feel free to ridicule
(Alpen, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I have a fucking huge zappa collection
about 30 CDs and way more on vinyl...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# great
googlymoogly

and i reached down, and i scooped down, and i gathered up a generous mittenful of the deadly yellow snow...
(nevermind, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# and i bet it has a copy of
pelican west by haircut 100 in it like mine does

ooops a bit too much info there

(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Zappa is a genius.
I'm pissing around with Zappa on ACID.


(ACID is a synthesiser program).
(_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# CATHOLIC
GIRLS...
(nevermind, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# when
they're on their knees...
(nevermind, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# CATHOLIC
GIRLS...
(nevermind, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# they're
so eager to please!
(nevermind, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# and
who can argue with lyrics like this....

*****************************
Button your lip. Don't let the shield slip.
Take a fresh grip on your bullet proof mask.
And if they try to break down your disguise with their questions
You can hide, hide, hide,
"I'll tell you what, I'll give you three blacks, and play you for five
..."
"Ta! You was unlucky there son"
"Time gentleman!"
Behind paranoid eyes.

You put on our brave face and slip over the road for a jar.
Fixing your grin as you casually lean on the bar,
Laughing too loud at the rest of the world
With the boys in the crowd
You hide, hide, hide,
Behind petrified eyes.

You believed in their stories of fame, fortune and glory.
Now you're lost in a haze of alcohol soft middle age
The pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high.
And you hide, hide, hide,
Behind brown and mild eyes.
***************************
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Yay song lyrics
ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poopchute!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)
# This is a board for showing off
modified images that you have made. it says in the FAQ the images should be your own and not too large. If they are too large it's a pain in the ass for dial-up users.
pull up a kitten and join the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# que?
random comment?
(Alpen, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)
# i would guess he's saying
DON'T THREADWASTE!
(nevermind, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# has anyone else read
harry hill's novel?
(Rockbus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# i did
just then
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# oh
chuckle.
(Rockbus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# i've not read the book though
didn't even know he had any? Are you sure it's his? He hasn't even got a library card.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# OK... 50 frames done and I think I can see how to get to the endframe.
Bloody hell... this has been pretty absorbing! I'll finish it tomorrow evening.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# haha
your frames sound as good as mine!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# I can't wait to see all of them.
just send me a link to a non-looping version when you're done. (blueyonder or beeb.net address)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# what's this you doing Fnordy?
sorry if I'm late to the party - been busy past few days - and I can't seem to FTP my stuff at the mo so if there's a slot for redundant hummus somewhere I've got nowt better to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# this
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/anigif.htm
basically a stream of consciousness, only it's not anyone's in particular its b3tas consciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# can i get in on this animation thing?
or do i have to wait for a second round now?
(Alpen, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# yeah
e-mail me and if this one goes well i can get right on with the second one.
Anyone that have 200x200gifs to contribute feel free. Don't feel you have to 'pick a good one' to send in, there' sno way of having a good one or a bad one unless you know what the other one is going to be, so anything goes. Any image.
It's going to be best if i e-mail the images to people so you can e-mail me the pics or links to them.
These will become keyframes.
I've got 21 people working on anims using 22 keyframes for phase 1
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# If b3ta was a dungeon
you'd be Treguard... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Spellcasting:
M-I-N-D P-I-S-S
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# bloody hell
50 frames? I'm still searching out the perfect ****** picture for mine - all I've done is 3.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# There's a fair bit of tweening there....
for movement, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# What are ya all talking about?
M3taB3ta or whatever?
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# this
www.b3ta.com/board/624970
basically a stream of consciousness, only it's not anyone's in particular its b3tas consciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Aren't you scared
by what you might find?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:13, archived)
# i'm hoping
it will scare off the people that don't 'get it'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# yes
it's like b3ta homework - it will all be left until the last minute when I will fudge it
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# got it for christmas....
only really read the first couple of chapters. Some of it made me piss, but so far im finding most of it a bit 'hit & miss'.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I'm up to page 35
and if I could stop refreshing I might finish at somepoint tonight....not much hope of that really.
Anyways, it's very good so far - lots of chapters and mentalism.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# it's very good... in my opinion...
very mad... very nonsense... very b3ta! i've just finished it...
(Rockbus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# i like it
so far. I'm half way through. he's a funny boy.
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# congrats
on the award thing by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# cheers!
I feel proud!
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Mucho respecto...
well done, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Yep
fully deserved. Although I voted for yoda, not the queen... Yoda should've won.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah.
So did I.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# It's very hit and miss
But the hits are worth the misses...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Feel free to correct me.


clicky for slightly clearer
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# god has spoken
amen
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# So what if I'm already not wearing any pants?
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# not
wearing american pants or english pants?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# eng-lash
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# i always forget
which are which
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# who cares anyway?
I'm not wearing either.
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# It's easy really
Brits wear pants under their shorts, while yanks wear shorts under their pants;
a brit's uncle John would go to the loo, but a yank's uncle Lou would go to the john...

Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# You forgot
Thou Shalt Optimise Animations To The Highest

but luckily only on the tablet, the image is a good size for what's in it!

Should be a permanent FP pic, to scare off the trolls!

WYH indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# umm what about
"thou shalt refrain from glasscock"

get the feeling the grammer on that's wrong
or somthing like that

ohh and a WYH to the commandments
(I helped save b3ta! Fonz, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# nice one
forgot that.
added.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# ok


i'm dishing out the wooos - call me john. although face off was good on the first viewing, it sucked on the second. funny that
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# hehe
thou shalt receive much woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Excellent
You missed out thou shalt not nick other peoples pictures ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# ameme
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# wooyay to that, sister!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# and hoooooooppplaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
in the name of furtive bear our lord
(I helped save b3ta! Fonz, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# -
hallewooya(y)
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# woo
back at you!

(nothing yet btw ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# hi cockalorum indeed
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# it's ok, he's friendly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# aww
he just wants to play :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Baby furtives
are the new Furtives.

Innit sweeeeeeeeeeet?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# WoO!
But is he hungry?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# hehehe
lovely woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Panowie! Thats an absolute corker!
Woo indeed to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# sorry to be pedantic
but polar bears live on the East Coast and it's Penguins that live on the West coast.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# he's on holiday....
i thought that would be obvious! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# He's on holiday.
It's lovely.

[Edit: Gaaaaaahhhhhh Mindpiss.]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I'll be even more pedantic
and state that neither species frequents the waters of the Golden Gate. Now, if a sea lion were to somehow climb up there...or a tasty crab...or a homosexual...I'd buy it.
Edit: Forgot to say that it is very cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# You'd buy a homosexual?
To what end?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Why
his end, of course... isn't it obvious?

cool new name btw
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I can think of lots of uses!
Can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Home decoration?
Fashion commentary?

Cycle rack?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Cycle rack
O0of.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# I was thinking more of
a permanent friend with whom to bitch and take with me when I try on clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# See above:
* Fashion commentary

Score!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# hehe
scary and cute in one handy package
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# awwww
I can see he is!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Awwww
he so cute. i just wanna run p to him and snuggle into his fur.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Polar Bears have furry palms to stop
them sliding on ice - but it also enables them to scale buildings and bridges easily!

ain't he cuuuuute :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I
want him as a pet !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Awwwww. Sweet.
And he's got some toy cars too... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# hi doc!
are you still having connection problems?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# yup :(
And rather unhappy about it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Badly Drawn Shrek
clicky
Mod - sorry, but that's only just dropped of the bottom of the board, so I linked it

I KNOW : REPOST
(me_internet, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# If you know
then you won't mind people saying "take it down"?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# So
then dont do it !!!...................sheesh.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Don't do it then.
You'll get more replies second time around, but they won't be as fluffy.

Please delete this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I'm sensing a lot of love out there tonight.
Group hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# doesn't seem too fluffy
i think an early night calls. night all!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Mmmm.
Night then. Sniff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# ts all
luuurrve
(ice sickle, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# only if
i can cop a sneaky feel of your tits
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Eeeuuugghhh.
I've put the odd pound on over Xmas, but not that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# *
that is very good - i just got his album off kazaa- something about fish. anyway, there is a song called 'how' which is very awesome.

if any of you have kazaa then download this track now. it will in your head all day tomorrow.

in the middle of the song there is some funny static. is that a dodgy mp3, or BDB's own creation ?
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# That's the part of the file
that the copyright people have inserted a virus into; by this time tomorrow your copy of kazaa will have sent them every file you have as well as every CD you own, then it'll slowly start to format your hard-drive.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# if only
then it would put an end to the troll...
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# ***********
that's what i thought

maybe they release a near perfect version of the song, with an annoying piece of static in the middle - annoying enough to make me go and buy a copy of the song.

well my answer is, in my best british accent...

NOT BLOODY LIKELY
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# OMG
FUCK OFF YOU BORING TOSSER

/rage
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# ok time to use my first


like it ? took me 4 months to make
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# you
really are a retard fuck monkey aren't you old chap!!!
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# kazaa
i spit on kazaa.

You do realise it's FULL of spyware that talks up all your bandwidth etc?

silly of me to expect such a thing from such a retarded fuckmonkey though.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# 00000000000000000
so you pay for music or software ?

and i'm the sucker ?
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# no
i download music without a bunch of spyware on my comp
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Do not
feed the troll. Ignore it and it'll go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# kazza lite?
it be nice...
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Diet Kazaa
can circumvent the crap entirely and it nicely keeps a counter showing you how many ads you are missing while it runs.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# A
men
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Make it be
not there!!!
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
#


edit. fuck it. i'll do it tomorrow...

[edit] is lycos titting about again?

ok, how 'bout this?

[edit 10] 'rah! got it! not worth the wait...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)
# yes
at the moment......bastards....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Yup
I'd say it is.
Edit: Nope, still can't see it, sure you got the full URL?

Edit edit: YAY WE CAN SEE IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# wasn't worth it
but i wasn't going to be b3tan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I think so.
I can't get to any of my pics. I've a nice new woo yay to show off too :-(

/goes to check out msn.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# if you need any help
MSN how-to and FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Luverly Jubberly
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# gah!
why won't it fucking work. twats.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# what?
MSN or lycos?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# both
can't get the whole linky thing from msn
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# using
IE? if you select from the first 'h' of http and then click and drag down you should get the whole address
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# yeah i know
but it's not showing me the whole thing. i must be drunk. anywany, the moment's passed, but mnbmnbmnbmnb has it now, so we shall see...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# i've just remembered
that if you have part of the address selected and then press ctrl-A it will select all of the address as well
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# seems like it
the shoddy fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# hehe
i've said it before and i'll say it again.
nasty man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# It was a cheep wedding

But the joke was even cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# being constipated

at least gave John the chance to practice his salsa
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Ay caramba!
Maracas!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:10, archived)
# mad
haha
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)
# superb!
those pics from that site are hilarious - and that is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)
# its
catching on...
spazz

edit : how rude.......WOO! and YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# i remember that
i can't seem to see any of your pics from that thread though :(

(edit)oh, i can see the one on MSN, not the ones on lycos
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)
# I
think Lycos is throwing a Benny at the mo :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Would not suprise me
Been to the portacabin near Air Street and found the cleaner had unplugged the web, hence it not working.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# He's really getting into it...
WOO YAY!
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# wahey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# On a similar note to Vulga's below
This little fellas looking forward to the spin cycle...

sorry if its a bit big
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# hehe
i'm getting dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# It has that effect doesn't it?
WY, Bud...

Oh, and thank you Mr Spoon for assisting me in my FS woes earlier... got it fixered now.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# hurrah
did it just sort itself out, or did you give it some computer medicine?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)
# I managed to get
their homepage to load, through the use of a human sacrifice and some lard on the cables to grease the electrons.

From there, I found the re-activation doohickey gizmo and it worked just like you said it would on the tin.

Now I need to put a date 90 days hence into my diary for the next fixering session.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Nice weighting on the spin cycle.
Calming that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# hehehe
nice one !
My dog wont fit into the washer......
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:16, archived)
# How does it smell?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:17, archived)
# oh
dear.............
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# I always check the dryer to make sure
my cat hasn't crept in, before starting it. She's only a year old and she's already used up three lives.
1. Respiratory illness caught at pound
2. Head slammed in door (tried to dash through front door)
3. Fell from ledge on second floor
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Oh, ooops, faux pas, my bad...
I meant to thank you for ins-p-ray-tion.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# No
problem. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# aww
poor little mite
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# honk!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# hooray
parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Parp-tastic
Have a houpla to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:10, archived)
# are they
this year's dancing google man?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)
# They should march
on a site named parp.com I think
edit: don't wake up dancing google man!
ssshhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# PARP!
You sir, deserve the Nobel Prize for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Yay!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# SPROINK !!!......
.....loverly !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:17, archived)
# yay
the parp army - so dignified!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Is the roast
making noises yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Patience
Mein Kaiser....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Not any labour pains
or anything???
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# not a peep
if you'll pardon the expression
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# peep?
That's a pre-parp?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# I guess so
I'll keep you informed, don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Roger!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# That made me chortle
(ccc, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# now listen up
my poppa wants a word... (with a 12k gif - happy now?)

clicky
Mod - Changed to clicky again. It is stealing someone elses bandwith apart from anything else.

norman here
ok - i wont changed the pic, but please understand that this is the internet - you people are slightly deluded if you think that linking to an image is a crime. that is one of the things that has made the net such a success. A network of computers all over the world which communicate with each other using common protocols. that is all for now

mod here
Yep, this is the internet, but when I'm here I can do whatever the fuck I like to your post. So behave, or be deleted. That is all for now.

norman here
you'll go far

i am just compiling my list of resolutions for 2003

1. get a high paying contract
2. stop renting and buy a flat in angel islington
3. stop picking up loose women on the N73 night bus and find a girlfriend.
4. lose my beer gut
5. go to sth america for 5 months.

you may jest, but they are seriously my goals for 2003. by writing them down here i feel they are more permanent now.

(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)
# shouldn't you
finish your GCSEs first?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# DO NOT FEED THE TROLL.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)
#
sorry miss
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:10, archived)
# [Corner - Now]
...and you can have a sweetie later
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# hehe
i can't get in to the habit of thinking of you as a bloke, it's very confusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Don't
I think of everyone on this board as female, busty, and only wearing the skimpiest of underwear. It's far more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# You sexy fox.
heh heh. Ooo, no, wait.... [mindpiss]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Oooh.
You naughty minx!

Hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# [Shudder]
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# oooh Baz
i'm over heeere.

ohwait i'm supposed to be in bed
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# is
meeting girls on the night bus a good idea?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# *
i met a 20 yr old norweigan girl the othe night. she came back to my flat, but started shivering a lot. kinda freaked me out. i wrapped her in a blanket and rubbed her but she still shivered. so i gave her whiskey.

does anyone want to know how this story ends ?
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# she passed out in a pool of her own/your vomit?
she robbed you of all your worldly possessions to buy heroin?

i do.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I have to admit I do too.

/feeding troll, honest
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# *
well - i try to be a gentleman, and i say...

"go crash in my bed, and i'll sleep on the sofa"

you may think i'm a cockhead, and fair enough too, but i actually wouldn't take advantage of a girl in a bad state. anyway, she says..

"no i don't mind - come sleep with me"

so i shrug and say "OK" - and we go into my rooom. i strip down to my boxers, and we both get in.

is anyone listening to this ?
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Am.
Dose she cut off your willy (small as it is...) and stab you, or dose something beter happen?
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# yeah
keep going
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)
# well
we get and in bed and all hell breaks loose. she had kept her clothes on (to keep warm i think) and we kind of wiggled and piggled. after an hour i had her clothes off. every now and again i'd give up and roll over, my old fella tired of the teasing, but she'd just grab it and away we'd go. so, for a couple of hours we just folled around. very fun.

in the morning, as she downloaded a few songs from kazaa on my shiny new dell, i asked her if she was a virgin.

and do you know what she said ? .....
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# "I was when I met you last night
and I still am."
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# That she's
a guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# named Lola
L-O-L-A Lolaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# she was a
showgirl
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# with yellow
ribbons in her hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# and a dress
cut down to





there
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# it's like a very slow
reader's story in razzle...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I heard this one....
it ends with me jamming a rather pointy brick into your rather gooey eye.........do tell it....
(Ellis, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# wifey!
are you still around?
/threadjack
never mind, doesn't really matter...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Hello!
I'm over here!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Could you edit
the post at the start of this thread to get rid of the stolen enormous anigifs? They're pointless and crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:20, archived)
# that
my friend

is

art

did warhol steal ?

(and it takes up f*ck up size. your machine has a cache)
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)
# ....
twat......


that is all....
(Ellis, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Be nice
Some people are only on dial-up and don't like to download stuff that is not original. If you want to show people other stuff do it as a link and it will keep everyone happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# yeah,
that's what I was thinking...
edit: i'm off to the garage to buy some biscuits now...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Sorry
They were so big I didn't notice they were animated... my 'puter must've conked out halfway through downloading or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# it's okay,
we tried explaining to him yesterday, but not with much success...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# if you didn't see earlier
help: too lazy m3tab3taing to type it out again clicky
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# sadly that's not going to help
counter clicky
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Ah but what about
this!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:17, archived)
# er...
that's just broken my surreal-o-meter
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# *
i am honestly flattered that you spend so much time and effort researching me.

thankyou
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# ah
ok, just trying. I give up - commence the stoning of the troll.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# could you go to south america
sooner rather than later please?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# no, not happy now
it seems to have escaped you that the purpose of this site is to share your own original images, not post random stuff you've just found, which isn't particularly funny anyway. since that's not a hard concept to grasp, please abide by the rules, and don't start getting narky when people complain.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Or put more succinctly
Fuck Off.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)

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