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Hmm

(Ben Davis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

someone call the apostrophe police

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)

Quick!

Call the Capitalization Police!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

heh - They're Currently

the Subject of an Internal Grammatical Affairs InvestigatioN.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)

haha

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)

i cant be

bothered to change it

(Ben Davis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)

Good

for you

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)

it was only

a 5 minute job anyway

(Ben Davis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)

in the nick of time!

phew.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

Remember kids,

Rape and Child abuse can be funny.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)

I'm still waiting

to see the post that proves that one! /handbag

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barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

Nah

You'll be waiting a loooooong time, my friend.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)

this child abuse is funny

or just a little ridiculous... :-/

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

So can murder

and cruelty to animals

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

but it was

young girls, surely

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atomboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

George wasn't convinced

by his mother's insistance that he would 'grow into it'.

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)

hahaha

thats so true (^ -.^)

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)

I have been there

and it hurts (as do the punches and verbal abuse)

w/y/h!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

woo!

/repost

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)

wedgy!

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)

oh yes

das ist mich grussen gut :D

(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)

New uses for the Spire of Dublin...

God's Own Message Spike.

(TheFunkeyGibbon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

And another... all my own work now... promise...

(TheFunkeyGibbon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)

I'd never seen

this Lego version of 2001 before. Apologies if you have...
Actually, no, watch it again and stop whinging. It's ace.

(tomsk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

lego star wars and monty python!!

www.lego.com/eng/studios/screening/movie.asp?title=starwars

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

That's

fuggin egg sell ant

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)

i think

i have every lego spoof made
holy grail is by far the best

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)

Feint

a stick

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

that's

very good

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)

that's great

that is

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)

I am reminded of "The Dudes" series...

theforce.net/theater/animation/index.shtml

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)

apprently it happend over night

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?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

awwwwwe

I still want one!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)

I'm scared...

This is my boyfriends workmates dog ... she wanted me to make it look cute, I couldn't manage it

Edit: *note to self... check the front page to make sure barnesy's not hogging all the bandwidth before posting images hosted on that box... :-)*

Appologies if it loads too slowly :-(

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LP, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

if thats her hand

i won't think she'll mind if you couldn't.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)

The dog is pure evil anyway.

Even hats, smiles and bow ties can't save it.

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LP, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)

Hehehe...

Well, she can't say you didn't try!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

that's

crazy dog from watership down - the bunny killer!
i had nightmares for ages about that dog

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

The dog

was never as scary as the nasty bunny General whatsisface.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)

wormwood?

was it?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)

I think so

I know it began with Worm and then something else.

Also, hands up who else can't listen to Bright Eyes without welling up?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)

jeff always had to show off to the safari tours...

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hanrahan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

YAY!

bouncing elephants am de bestest

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

yay!

I'll be awfully disappointed if I ever see a real elephant and it can't pogo stick.

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barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

so that's

what Jeff looks like. he looks lovely

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

Hooray

for bouncy animals

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CJ, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)

indeedily

Repost

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)

that is fucking funny

oh yes

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)

Ooh

I was ego-searching last night and saw this. The answers yes, natch. What did you want to use?

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)

ta wayward. It was for this:

Effervescing Elephant

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

That's brilliant

I'm honoured to be a part of it. :)

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)

woo!

yay!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)

excellent

wooness

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

smashing!

very ubiquitous name, jeff!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)

lol
stop being
funny im trieing to go out.

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)

This is a must see!!!

go here!

(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

silly chicken

it's amusing, but it's not a competition entry, shirley?

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

well

not aiming for compo entries... not just yet...

just wierd shit...

(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

I've edited your post for you

but if you change the "This is a normal post" option to anything else then it becomes an entry for whichever competition you chose.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

arg

oops....

ta.

(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)

good ol dr phil

and her l33t sk1llz

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)

l337 1|\|d33d

(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)

haha

you silly young scamp!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

is it a "must see funnie"?

;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)

it's

yesterday's story about the woman in the car with 27 dogs.

oops, just fell off my chair

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

that box under the message bit

where it says "This is:" and the standard option is "a normal post" - leave that like it is. The other options mean you're entering into the Friday picture challenges - which isn't what you're doing.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

Ok he's not here at the moment....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

hehehehe

ace :)

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

i was half expecting him to spew a load of coins...

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

Cripes!

Did anyone else laugh at Charles Dance's ridiculously fake "glass eye" in Last Action Hero last night?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

oh thats

class that is

the different ones he has-I want the contact lenses!!

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Darkedge, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)

*k'ching*

well done that b3tan

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

and I airbrushed out all

his spots and things so he can't get too offended!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

By Crackey

thats frightening.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)

nah!

not as frightning as some of the b3tan pictures in the vulga collection that I took it from.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)

just be thankful

you don't have to live with him... arrgh!

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Darkedge, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)

I have a

new found respect for you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

you don't!

oh gosh!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)

Which collection?

Not the Brighton ones, cos I might take offence.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)

the christmas ones
/runs

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

I wasn't in them.

But I have seen them.

*shudder*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)

heehee!

fantastic! have I told you lot that my current employers are complete and utter wankbatons?

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)

This was deleted from

Silence of The Lambs when Hopkins "Went on One" on an unexpected cell-mate.

/weak

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

yay!

That's funny.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)

hehehe

ace!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

haha

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

hahaha

bless!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)

Just heard that author of world's most dangerous places

has been kidnapped in Colombia. Silly sod
click me!

(harrypsauce, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

Nice

of the US Government to make ransoms tax deductible.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

"Shut the fuck up !!! Your dog biscuits and your collar !!.......hurry up !!"

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

He looks

truly stunned

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

hahahaha

ace.

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iamhyperdog, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

Koit

are you on drugs? :)

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

Nope

I'm on a chair.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)

is that

street talk?

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)

first post so...

i'll start with a joke (well...)

whats the difference between a truck full of bricks and a truck full of babies?

you cant unload a truck full of bricks with a pitchfork!

(so it wasnt that good...)

any way go here - possibly a re-post...

(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

hehe!

that news story gives me mental images of the hungarian police chasing people who are on a diet!

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barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)

lol

those crazy foos...

(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

that fifth paragraph

reminds me of 'brass eye'

just popped in during... err, if you round 11.6 off you get 12 which is *nearly* lunchtime

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Oscar Wildebeest, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

arf!

I can picture the library picture of Wolfgang Amadeus in the top corner of the screen while they say that bit too!

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barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

Hello, good evening and welcome

Nice joke, but here's a couple of tips:

Only piccies go in the competitions
You can only repost your own stuff what you've posted before (but I wouldn't recommend doing it too often or starting a new thread for it).
Oh, and shop a kitten and everyone will love you (or atleast Dr Phil will)

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

i know

ive been sitting and looking for a months....

I had a four hour long conversation/arguement about why kittens are better than pandas... kittensd won Yay!

(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)

Huzzah

for kittens!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

Hi there.

Tattyplop something, maybe a kitten or a penguin. That is all.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

i would

but it broke :(

damn technology...

(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

hello

You really are a

Edit yer post and get it out of the compo, there's a good chap. And photoshop a kitten.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

that's a lovely

chicken :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)

truck load of sand and a truck load of foetuses

works better on the *bleugh* factor
and
what's the difference between a pig placenta and a brick?
you can't gargle a brick

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

"Where next to wash?", thought Timmy. "Where next to wash?".

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)

the

ears are often tricky

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

ha ha ha

con't

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

That is lovely

That is all.
Frontpage please!

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

hehehe

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spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

ears?

I know he's done his head already but clean ears are very important.

Also, why hasn't he been neutered yet - that's very naughty of his owners.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

maybe he's a stud cat

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)

yay!

love it!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

hahaha

gud won

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

super B!

woo

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)

The alternative

Final sequence of 'Scarface'

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

very good

wooop

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)

huzzah

that's cool

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)

Hehehe

Like that!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

ahh digi cams and boredom

I made cool mask

[ A tiny wee bitty bigger ] | [ Personal ad.... again ;) ]

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

condom

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

I thought the idea was

that you put a bag over her head?

Any mods around? I'm about to post my meisterwerk and I don't wanna waste it...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

email rob

that's the way to submit it to the newsletter.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

It's not a site

merely a compo entry...

Just being wonderfully immodest - but I am really happy with this!

I'll wait until 12, I think.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

nup

sooperdrug bag....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)

You dont look

much different

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)

you like bag?

please?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)

What is it

with you and poodles?

You've got it in for them

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

nothing personal poodle lovers

I just find them highly amusing

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

I own

a poodle.... shes lovley
see

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

and again

see

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)

I rest my case.

Oh, and - Do the Biscuit!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)

That still cracks me up

i'm going to set that as my active desktop wallpaper

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

I couldn't sleep last night

So I made this :
www.bulletclip.com/n8/swf/insomnia.html

Hope you like it

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Nath, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

Lovely

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

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WD-39, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

that's lovely

i couldnt sleep on Sunday. I think it's International Sleep Like An Insomniac Week.

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

me either

or on monday night

no probs last night (thank you mr artois)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

you know mr artois?

his friend Ms Absolut spent a pleasant evening at mine last night.

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

I've

decided to go a month without visiting uncle alcohol (started Jan 1st) so I have to resort to geeking instead of drinking. :)

February never seemed so far away before

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Nath, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)

get thee

to a pubbery and stop this foolish nonsense

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)

but but but

... It'll be the first new year's resolution I've EVER managed to keep! :)

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Nath, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

oh alright then

I'll forgive you just this once. Don't let it happen again, mind.

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

..thanks! :)

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Nath, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)

that's

lovely

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

very

Woo!

burt making me feel strangly sleepy *Yawn*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)

ive had sleep

issues all week - very annoying

starbucks in a minute methinks - all that mocha goodness

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)

hmmm

"I can't sleep. Right I'm off to drink some liquid pro-plus"

hello?

Is it just me? :-)

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Oscar Wildebeest, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

that's

a bit o' class

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djol, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

that's

sooo relaxing - i think (no sound so it could have a megadeath backing track for all i know)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

bizarre

everyone has sleep problems it seems.

i couldn't sleep last night either and made a flash file with similar clocks on it. f**ked it up though and finally got tired before finishing it

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spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

now

that IS strange!

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Nath, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

I could play that for hours

send it to Rob in a mail and it will go in this weeks news letter

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

awesome!

parallax scrolling :) Yummy ! And I like the subtle way the sun goes up/down depending if a clock or sheep hits the bed, great stuff !

(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

good god

thats hipnotic
like the way you dont score points or anthing

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

That's lovely

Mail Rob thru b3ta at b3ta dot co dot you-kay and let him know about it.

but you can't move diagonally! Boo :-(

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bob dinosaur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)

There aint gonna be no war

Hanz bling sez so

goodday each

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

La Fresian d'argent is the best track

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

moo!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

I likey that

Very much.

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

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