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# this wasn't the first time...


that John's imaginary cockney parrot had got him into trouble.
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# haha
I like the idea of an imaginary cockney parrot! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# cheers!
maybe an emergency cockney parrot is the logical step from here.
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# strange
but still woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# pbase is great


(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# I was waiting
and waiting, but didn't expect that.

Braille ant!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Now that's going to inspire paranoia
in the impressionable. Excellent, W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Inspire paranoia?
then my work here is done... ;)
(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Paranoia?
What paranoia. I'm not paranoid. Erm, I mean you need to have 2.5 children to be normal don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# it certainly is!


/relevant repost

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I can see
how that would be useful for sneeking up on antelopes grazing wild in the suburbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# yes
they'd never hear that clanking up behind them!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# But
they wouldn't be startled cos they're not used to living in towns and for all they know that's what fire hydrants do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# excel
hen

T
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# ahahahaa
likes
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# "These three dots represent learning, marketing and IT"


There should be a pseuds corner for branding people. link to story.
(numlockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Erm, there is
Pseuds Corporate (or has been for about the last si months in Private Eye...)
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# oh
it doesn't make sense though. so much branding is snake oil.
(numlockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# sir
i take exception to your uncouth comments on branding
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# ok. defend the above example.
do those circles communicate what they claim?
(numlockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# It would be funny
if these fuckers didn't get paid so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Probably
B3TA'ing all day long too...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# that's what frustrates me
if they hung about here they might learn how to communicate using imagery. many of you guys can do it very well.
(numlockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ummm
what?
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# "I've drawn a splodge. It represents being proactive"
No it doesn't. It's a splodge. Visual language doesn't work like that.
(numlockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# bunch of tosser
They can do what they want on 3,000 a day
(Bobman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Although evolution ensured that a zebra's stripes were its greatest asset...
Some early patterns did not prove any boon to survival...

(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# good thing only some of the lions
could read English ;op

woo, I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaa
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha
that's great that is
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# That's what they call
a Dar-no-win situation...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# pun police
arrest this man!
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# tee hee
like it
(Sickpuppy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# The donkey wants to be extinct!

No Comment!
(I,Robert, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# .
It didn't make the newsletter, and I put a secret 'b3ta hello' in there too :(
Sorry for the repost, but you can go diagonal now and everything!

www.bulletclip.com/n8/swf/insomnia.html



(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# very secret...
any clues?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# actually
it's not that clever, it was going to be a full-flung-mini-easter-egg-game when you typed a b3ta, but as you can see - I ran out of enthusiasm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I like it a lot.
I like the way the bed bounces away from the edges, how did you do that?
(tomsk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# well
[geek]
//For the left wall:
this._x+this.xvel>this.Llim&&this._x+this.xvel[/geek]

edit : can't show the code - sorry, it's those 'less than' signs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Hmm.
Must try that.
(tomsk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# aha!
I love it! very soothing
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# That's fun and nice.
Does it ever stop?
(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# nah
just a 'thing' rather than a 'game' (probably why it didn't make it to the Newsletter - good quality newsletter this week I thought)
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Sshhhh
Don't tell anyone, but I haven't looked at the newsletter...

Still a fun thing though.
(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# i like it:)
....starting to feel sleepy, though...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The no headed penguins didnt stand a chance.

/repost from late one evening last week
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# comp
then?
(SkitzoMonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Is this bandwagon still rolling...

Human: What do you feel about the current lack of hummus and what do you propose to do about it?
G. Bot: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Human: What kind of answer is that?
G. Bot: A very good answer.

Human: I don't think so.
G. Bot: Why do you disagree?

Human: Because your answer was pants.
G. Bot: Good reason. Perhaps next time it will not be pants.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
haha....
HAHAHAHAHAA!

hehehehee!
he.... he...
HAHAHAHAHA/.....
(SkitzoMonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# ^ ditto
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# gosh,
that *IS* interesting.

</sarcasm>
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# I don't know why
that makes me laugh so much!
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Snoogins
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Native to East London


I'm churning 'em out like a second-hand Ikea churning machine!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# nice one
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# blimey guv! strike a light!
erm, I've just been making a cockney parrot picture. Should it still be posted?
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# only if it's
a cockneytoo.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# without knowing how he'd got up there,
how would he ever find a way down?
nnnngg! getting hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# wonderful stuff
love the reflection ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# you don't get down from an observation booth
you get down from a duck, silly!

have a rather yaysome woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# oh
how poignant and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# arf!
that's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# that's so lovely
best thing today.
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# brilliphantastic
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# So obvious that I had to do it again ;-)
(mad frankie, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Of course not
Silly people!
(Pete_uk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Absolutely
I mean who cares how the profit's made,
oil, guns, novelty toiletries...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] After Ginger Spice upset her...
...Sporty plotted the extinction of the rest band

(Scribble, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# ooh, topical.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] worrabout the woolly giraffe

riposte for compy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# riposte!
riposte! nay nay!
hehe nice giraffe :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry

(Barry Bethal, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Nice
A prehistoric WOO+YAY.

Looks like it wouldn't survive a good fish-slapping though...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# hahhah
thats the second one i laughed outloud at
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The last remaining Shrewlephant trying to get a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh ooh in that case, can I add my elephant shrew?

edit: woo to the diminuitively-schnozzled pachyderms!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# schnozz.
What a top word.
(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# woo!


edit - This one's for cj AND brainstuff!
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# I think it's only fair
that that one goes to CJ :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# ahhh
bless.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# that is just
HEARTBREAKING...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Nature
is cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Awwwww
poor shrewlephant!
(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Arf
For a second there I was thinking "I don't get it, what's he changed?"
Nice one.
(OB1, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Aww
he looks so thirsty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# that
is tragic!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
# say what you see (easy for a friday afternoon)


Public Notice: Gimp did not crash during the making of this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# redcardhorseandcart
too easy!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Like Mad Joe,
Foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Is it
spoink spoink spoink?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# sold!
to the man in the red white and blue suit.

(anybody who gets the obscure song reference wins a special prize)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Secretly Darth loved it on Hoth
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# there were no trees on hoth
get the fuck out.
(SkitzoMonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# GEEK!
he's right though, there weren't any trees
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Call me a geek!?
pfft, follower.
(SkitzoMonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Yes
I did. You can clearly see it above.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# psst
It's not real, you know. It's only a fillum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# maybe
to you.
(SkitzoMonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# maybe
in real life? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# maybe
a long time ago, on a planet faaaa.......
sorry, forget it.
(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# very
very good
(kitten vice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# why
that's funny and adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# nice work
always imagined the posibilty of a giant snowball fight between the rebels and the storm troopers, ace
(maximcondor, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# The mental image
of that is so funny, inspired no doubt by the cut custard pie fight in Dr Strangelove.
People might've liked the Ewoks more if they'd had a huge game of conkers instead of a fight in ROTJ
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Oooooh, I don't know
There was nothing funnier than watching the "sad" scene of the dying Ewok.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Brilliant!
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# woo!
and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# blatant excuse for a repost

v. funny
(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# hey?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# well who
said there was any originality here, heehee, nice one
(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Awww, Litlte Darth.
He so cute!
(Blackrock, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# The loyal Bush Jr. group protesters
(it itches so correctly, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# *
my flash thingy didn't make the newsletter.

oh well

for those that missed it, here it is.

www.headwindow.com/elvis
(phantomboner, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# the song just
aint that great if you ask me, but w/y/h to the animation!
(SkitzoMonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# I'm having difficulty
spotting elvis...

edit: oh, is there sound? I wonder why I can't hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# nice
good work
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# look what my son made
(kitten vice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I think you
should be showing that to a child pychologist rather than us.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# i'd
worry
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
#


Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Thats
not very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# i know
im realy worried
(kitten vice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# your son is 25
right?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# their son is
bovine.
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Where did
that come from.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# dont thread jack son
.
(kitten vice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I wasn't,
I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# calm down
just put the happy dark sack on your head...everything will be fine
(kitten vice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# i picked menub's name at random yesterday for mickey-taking
today it's your turn.
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# i'm sure you're parents
have explained the birds and the bees to you before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# 25
in spetember




2019
(kitten vice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Shaping up..
..nicely to be the next b3ta generation! Just had trekkie tattyslap idea.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Jayzuz!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# slap him
then it would hurt
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Kittens not war!


[edit] Very sad about the theme this week. You would think we could do something positive and have fun at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# not even kittens
currently
edit: woo! drop the little fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# red x
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Kitten War!
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Why sad?
Its a fun challenge...and it was my idea.
Not everything has to have a goal or a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

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