Robots grow on you...
don't they?
lots o' love
Lloyd
www.moondoglovesyou.com
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don't they?
lots o' love
Lloyd
www.moondoglovesyou.com
right
stop this bandwagon right now!
[edit] ou en francais: arrêtez ce mouvement maintenant
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:11,
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[edit] ou en francais: arrêtez ce mouvement maintenant
oh
bovine I can't be arsed to speak french today ither, but to get around it I'm going to use an online translator.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:16,
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well
if it's happened here it is less likely to occur in real life.
does that make you feel better?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:28,
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does that make you feel better?
a bit
should be fine, I always get a slight manic a few days before, but I do the trip about 5 times a year so you'd think I'd get used to it
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:35,
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La crainte!
La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:18,
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routinier
.
EDIT: Just realised that it doesn't always work translating back from French to English. Routinier is 'groovy' Eng to French but is 'creature of habit' French to Eng
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:32,
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EDIT: Just realised that it doesn't always work translating back from French to English. Routinier is 'groovy' Eng to French but is 'creature of habit' French to Eng
Today...
Is Patrick Moores 80th Birthday!
Hooray for Patrick!
oh, and I'm 30 today...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:01,
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Hooray for Patrick!
oh, and I'm 30 today...
woo
now we need a 80 zylophone salute for the wonder of the world that is Patrick Moore!
oh and err - happy 30th..
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:02,
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oh and err - happy 30th..
Le zebra qui porte les ognions est pres de La Tour Eiffel
Change:poste no 2998
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:00,
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Change:poste no 2998
i don't get it
she don't need a man.
a fish on a bike.
she does need a man.
...?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:10,
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a fish on a bike.
she does need a man.
...?
Re: earlier post
I reckon if these were sold as ezi-peel labels they'd be a big hit
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:56,
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I like that
but I don't like French Day...I don't understand most of it...I can't read french.
It's making me feel stupid.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:01,
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It's making me feel stupid.
you don't need to
just speak nonsense french, like me! (see my profile for more info! :)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:03,
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Arrgh
I'm with you there bovine...
I like france. I like the countryside. I like most of the food. I like alot of their Art. I can't stand the language or 90% of the rude cnuts that live in france.
and to top it off, I'm partially french. What a git.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:19,
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I like france. I like the countryside. I like most of the food. I like alot of their Art. I can't stand the language or 90% of the rude cnuts that live in france.
and to top it off, I'm partially french. What a git.
the thing i don't like about the french
is their government allowing a visit from mugabe.
Edit: damn it, and i normally try to avoid politics!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:21,
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Edit: damn it, and i normally try to avoid politics!
ne vous inquiétez pas, la plupart d'entre nous suis juste le composant de toute façon
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:04,
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Pauvre bovine (poor bovine)
You could always pretend to be Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo...
"It never roins but it passes it down"
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08,
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"It never roins but it passes it down"
You
'ave to drop all ze 'aitches and make ze lecherous remarks at ze ladeez.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:16,
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vous aussi?
or is it
aussi vous?
see! i just don't know what i'm saying!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08,
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aussi vous?
see! i just don't know what i'm saying!
You can see your farts?
I'd go and see the doctor, if I were you.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:05,
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No I can't
But I'd like to. That way you'd always knew whose disgusting stench you were sitting in. Of course, in my world everyone would be forced to smoke. That way we wouldn't have to pay any income tax and no-one would need a pension plan.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08,
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silly me
I thought it said "invisible". I should read before I reply...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:20,
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Je pense
le babelfish serai visité beaucoup de fois aujourd'hui
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:07,
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ah, oui
mais je n'avez pas un login ou un password (can you tell!)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:12,
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Again, this took waaaaay too long
My latest animation!
It's .5Mb though, but I like it.
Click for an even bigger one - like it needs it.
I made a huge 640x480 one too, but I'm damned if I'm going to chew up my bandwidth with it - it's 10Mb in size.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51,
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It's .5Mb though, but I like it.
Click for an even bigger one - like it needs it.
I made a huge 640x480 one too, but I'm damned if I'm going to chew up my bandwidth with it - it's 10Mb in size.
ooh
I've got one of those little guys, wearing yellow and purple very fetching.
I had the misfortune of living near a church at Easter when I lived in Madrid - the bloody noise those guys make, Christ, I Wouldn't forgive them their sins.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:53,
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I had the misfortune of living near a church at Easter when I lived in Madrid - the bloody noise those guys make, Christ, I Wouldn't forgive them their sins.
that's brilliant
reminds me of the dance at the end of Chigley.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:55,
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I'm afraid
that at half a meg it's too big to post on the board (some people use modems you know). you need to optimise the hell out of it, or just make it a link...
nice work though :)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:56,
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nice work though :)
I bet you could cut
some frames out as well, its amazing what you can get rid of. The brain is very good at sticking in what isn't there.
PLus sometimes taking bits out makes the whole animation smoother.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:03,
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PLus sometimes taking bits out makes the whole animation smoother.
sorry, but
that's just the way it is...
like bovine says, you could probably drop every other frame, and just display the frames that are left for longer - also turn off dithering and reduce the number of colours...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:15,
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like bovine says, you could probably drop every other frame, and just display the frames that are left for longer - also turn off dithering and reduce the number of colours...
You are getting verrry sleeeepy...
no, i don't know why either.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:46,
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no, i don't know why either.
lovely as always
just a small note.
the dr pepper / shipman pic was stolen by pattwat from baj ... can't remember. it actually frontpaged as well!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:50,
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the dr pepper / shipman pic was stolen by pattwat from baj ... can't remember. it actually frontpaged as well!
It was Baj.
All my stuff is shit; no-one in their right mind would steal my stuff.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51,
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No bugger
front paged it when I posted it.
Bloody favouritism it is ;-P
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:15,
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Bloody favouritism it is ;-P
naughty PatTwat
I shall now drop a large bucket of windolene and hair lacquer on his/her/its head in honour of Cider Brian.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:52,
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woo to you, thanks
for putting my van gogh doggie in. I'm feeling quite puffed up with that and two f.p.s today - cheers!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:03,
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if possible
cut his name from it - no point crediting him if he stole it. and baz/baj (sorry can't see names above in reply)/whoever did it still deserves the credit.
ditto if it made the newsletter!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:34,
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ditto if it made the newsletter!
it's got...
a certain something.
fred jack: global direct are giving stuff away
ordered a £15 belkin high speed modem cable, they sent the wrong one, they'll credit for the wrong one and told me to bin the wrong one!!!
no way - mine now!
edit: too many 'wrong one's there.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:50,
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fred jack: global direct are giving stuff away
ordered a £15 belkin high speed modem cable, they sent the wrong one, they'll credit for the wrong one and told me to bin the wrong one!!!
no way - mine now!
edit: too many 'wrong one's there.
MIT Leg Lab
v v cool walking robots from those clever chaps at MIT!
www.ai.mit.edu/people/chunks/chunks.html
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:44,
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www.ai.mit.edu/people/chunks/chunks.html
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You're right, it's fucking marvellous.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:55,
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must...find...something...to...do...
to stop me coming up with this kinda thing...
new winder clickclack - i say it's say-fa-wurk. others disagree.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:41,
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new winder clickclack - i say it's say-fa-wurk. others disagree.
Well.
it does kinda look like porn. Not very good porn, mind, but still.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:44,
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smoking kills
Smoking kills.
In tests, 100% of all smokers die... eventually.
Much better to give up now - wait for a bus to hit you instead.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:39,
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Smoking kills.
In tests, 100% of all smokers die... eventually.
Much better to give up now - wait for a bus to hit you instead.
Listening to his sketch
"Hi, my name's Bill Hicks, and I'm dead now" is amazingly eerie... The man rocked.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45,
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It's just sad that he's no longer relevant...
""I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet."Pick it up.""I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me.""Pick up the gun.""Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.""Pick up the gun."(He picks it up. Three shots ring out.)"You all saw him - he had a gun."
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51,
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speaking of Hicks,
everyone is aware of the Bill Hicks Bootleg archive online, right?
I won't post the link in a lame attempt to conserve some of their bandwidth, but you can find it easily on google anyway :-)
Recommend his biography. The man was a genius.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54,
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I won't post the link in a lame attempt to conserve some of their bandwidth, but you can find it easily on google anyway :-)
Recommend his biography. The man was a genius.
And even worse
People who had one fag years ago and then went
to the gym every day for the rest of their
lives also died!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:43,
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to the gym every day for the rest of their
lives also died!
it's a good slogan
"treadmills don't kill people, exercise kills people"
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54,
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You're one of those
crazed yoga-wielding nutters from the National Exercise Association, ain't ya?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54,
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i have no problem with people smoking
as long as the smoke doesn't get in my face. (although I hate that it makes my clothes stink really bad, just because i've been in a pub.)
And they can't do it in my car or my flat. I think thats fair enough. Although, I don't get many people knocking on my door asking if they can just pop in and smoke. That would be odd.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45,
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And they can't do it in my car or my flat. I think thats fair enough. Although, I don't get many people knocking on my door asking if they can just pop in and smoke. That would be odd.
you can't smoke in my flat
please. but there's something actually rather nice about a smoky pub. especially if you're sitting outside and it's just drifting about.
you can't get drunk unless it's smoky - FACT.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:56,
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you can't get drunk unless it's smoky - FACT.
After hearing about the web-server on a fly's back
Here, I thought why not go the whole hog:
which fits in with the challenge this week. Then again if I had more time, I'd have done be Deep Bluebottle v. Kasparov...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:31,
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which fits in with the challenge this week. Then again if I had more time, I'd have done be Deep Bluebottle v. Kasparov...
Or skinned
with a picture of itself holding the knife hung behind it...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:38,
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tATu exclusive!
Controversial midget duo tATu are releasing a new antiwar single to try and get Mr Bush and Mr Blair to stop the war... it's called "Why Do People Have To Fight?", it's a cover of the clasic song by Herve Villechaiz and you can find it on my site along with an exclusive video of their single "All The Planes, She Said"
www.moondoglovesyou.com
thanks
Lloyd
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:31,
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Controversial midget duo tATu are releasing a new antiwar single to try and get Mr Bush and Mr Blair to stop the war... it's called "Why Do People Have To Fight?", it's a cover of the clasic song by Herve Villechaiz and you can find it on my site along with an exclusive video of their single "All The Planes, She Said"
www.moondoglovesyou.com
thanks
Lloyd
lovely sentiment and all that but isn't this spam
as this poster is in other places tooo and...?
Or am I being a grumpy old git?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:36,
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Or am I being a grumpy old git?
Sorry about the TJ,
but if Weird Little Biscuit is about, I just checked your webcam, and I think someone is breaking into your house....
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:41,
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<a href="http://www.weirdlittlebiscuit.com/cam" target="_blank">www.weirdlittlebiscuit.com/cam</a>
Unless that was Biscuits hand.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45,
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I haven't
looked at the site, but people posting links to stuff they've made isn't always a bad thing...
and the picture made me smile :)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:42,
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and the picture made me smile :)
yeah I know but
when you get to the site it asks where you saw the picture and the postee has a very high number and would appear to be very new to the board.
I'm just geting suspicious in my old age...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:46,
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I'm just geting suspicious in my old age...
nah
at least he's bothered to make a picture for it. i'm not against shameless self-publicity as long as it's in the spirit of the board
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45,
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yay for
french nicknames. I like this game. I'll try and actually think in french today.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:23,
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things like... RUN AWAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
cest possible?
right, back in a bit, im gonna watch the episode of 24 is missed on sunday
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:26,
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right, back in a bit, im gonna watch the episode of 24 is missed on sunday
thats most cunning
woo!
morning every one! i think it is anyway, feeling slightly queasy, got caught in the middle of a punch-up last night but avoided being punched and had alot of fun! another excellent burfday!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:20,
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morning every one! i think it is anyway, feeling slightly queasy, got caught in the middle of a punch-up last night but avoided being punched and had alot of fun! another excellent burfday!
Will someone
please think of the tissues...
*boik*
On second thoughts, no, don't!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:34,
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*boik*
On second thoughts, no, don't!
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