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# Robots grow on you...

don't they?
lots o' love
Lloyd
www.moondoglovesyou.com
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# oooh
i like that a bit too fucking much.
:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)
# if you stop that
at the right frame it looks like boobies.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# me likey
lots
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)
#

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# right
stop this bandwagon right now!

[edit] ou en francais: arrêtez ce mouvement maintenant
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)
# awwwww
that was only my first go too :-(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)
# you're forgiven
but mak sure it's your last too ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Warnings are important

/banned wagon reposty
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)
# they are going to die.....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Oooh,
subtle.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Merde!
C'est la peur.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# haha!
you francophone you.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:15, archived)
# oh
bovine I can't be arsed to speak french today ither, but to get around it I'm going to use an online translator.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Aargh!
La crainte cachée dans les nuages!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)
# thanks
I fly to New Jersey on Sat...bottom lip quivers
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)
# well
if it's happened here it is less likely to occur in real life.
does that make you feel better?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:28, archived)
# a bit
should be fine, I always get a slight manic a few days before, but I do the trip about 5 times a year so you'd think I'd get used to it
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)
# La crainte!
La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte! La crainte!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)
# I'm with vous
Madame A
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)
# routinier
.
EDIT: Just realised that it doesn't always work translating back from French to English. Routinier is 'groovy' Eng to French but is 'creature of habit' French to Eng
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah
Had me a little confused there...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:41, archived)
# je ne peut pas
voir une chose dans cette painture.

merde.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:32, archived)
# il
est fait très subtilement
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Ooh. Reposty
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Pushmepullyou update - the arse came first
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Arf!
loon
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# awww
imagine it laying an egg
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)
# huzzah
on the strength of that i'll repost the tume-tuyu
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# And I'll repost my latest: Chuckie Brothers
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)
# haha!
fab
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Today...
Is Patrick Moores 80th Birthday!

Hooray for Patrick!



oh, and I'm 30 today...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# woo
now we need a 80 zylophone salute for the wonder of the world that is Patrick Moore!

oh and err - happy 30th..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)
# happy birthday...
divvy!
hehehehe
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# ecouter, et repeter...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Le zebra qui porte les ognions est pres de La Tour Eiffel


Change:poste no 2998
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)
# oui
mon bon cheval ceci n'est pas une pipe!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# J'ai eu un de ceux mais la roue a tombé
!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)
# sacre bleu!
!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)
# oui!
c'est vrai. c'est une translation 'bloody good'.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)
# J'ai fais mon DUT a l'IUT d'Aix-en-Provence
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# oh
j'ai pense c'etait parce que tu as le babelfish!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# ou est
le centre de George Pompidou?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:03, archived)
# very sorry
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)
# tres bien
le woo et la yay
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# i don't get it
she don't need a man.
a fish on a bike.
she does need a man.
...?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# A woman needs a man....
.... like a fish needs a bicycle.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:30, archived)
# ?
first time i've heard that one!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I must be
showing my age.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)
# i'm 32...
how old are you?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)
# 33
The phrase is very seventies....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Re: earlier post
I reckon if these were sold as ezi-peel labels they'd be a big hit
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# i still want to get some
babysmasher stickers made up.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I like that
but I don't like French Day...I don't understand most of it...I can't read french.
It's making me feel stupid.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# you don't need to
just speak nonsense french, like me! (see my profile for more info! :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# You see
I don't even know enough french to do that.

*sob*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Arrgh
I'm with you there bovine...

I like france. I like the countryside. I like most of the food. I like alot of their Art. I can't stand the language or 90% of the rude cnuts that live in france.

and to top it off, I'm partially french. What a git.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)
# the thing i don't like about the french
is their government allowing a visit from mugabe.

Edit: damn it, and i normally try to avoid politics!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)
#
ne vous inquiétez pas, la plupart d'entre nous suis juste le composant de toute façon
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# votre
keyboard est en panne
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# en pain?
zut alors! c'est tres difficile to type like that...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Pauvre bovine (poor bovine)
You could always pretend to be Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo...
"It never roins but it passes it down"
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I can do that.
But not that actual french bit.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# You
'ave to drop all ze 'aitches and make ze lecherous remarks at ze ladeez.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)
# vous aussi?
or is it
aussi vous?

see! i just don't know what i'm saying!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Wooo!
New Babysmasher t-shirt for me it is!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I'd like it if this were true.

Can't afford Helvetica Bold
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)
# You can see your farts?
I'd go and see the doctor, if I were you.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# No I can't
But I'd like to. That way you'd always knew whose disgusting stench you were sitting in. Of course, in my world everyone would be forced to smoke. That way we wouldn't have to pay any income tax and no-one would need a pension plan.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# silly me
I thought it said "invisible". I should read before I reply...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)
# mais oui
dr il ne sais pas
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Merci
Comme un petit étranger d'une autre planète?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)
# tres bien
monsieur
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Je pense
le babelfish serai visité beaucoup de fois aujourd'hui
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# ah, oui
mais je n'avez pas un login ou un password (can you tell!)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Vous don't need one
nest pa?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)
# ah!
Je juste ai recherché sur Google encore!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)
# SMOKING
SCHOOL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Again, this took waaaaay too long
My latest animation!

It's .5Mb though, but I like it.

Click for an even bigger one - like it needs it.

I made a huge 640x480 one too, but I'm damned if I'm going to chew up my bandwidth with it - it's 10Mb in size.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# ooh
I've got one of those little guys, wearing yellow and purple very fetching.
I had the misfortune of living near a church at Easter when I lived in Madrid - the bloody noise those guys make, Christ, I Wouldn't forgive them their sins.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)
# thats
fuggin eggsellant
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)
# that's
great
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# that's brilliant
reminds me of the dance at the end of Chigley.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I'm afraid
that at half a meg it's too big to post on the board (some people use modems you know). you need to optimise the hell out of it, or just make it a link...
nice work though :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I know
I got carried away. Sixty frames!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I bet you could cut
some frames out as well, its amazing what you can get rid of. The brain is very good at sticking in what isn't there.
PLus sometimes taking bits out makes the whole animation smoother.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# sorry, but
that's just the way it is...
like bovine says, you could probably drop every other frame, and just display the frames that are left for longer - also turn off dithering and reduce the number of colours...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:15, archived)
# hoo
rar.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# big and beautiful
woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# it's like
spring fayre down at the kkk

woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)
# That's ace that is.
I love stopmotion me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# You are getting verrry sleeeepy...
oooo


no, i don't know why either.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# here comes
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# A fine collection this week
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# yaaaaay
fbi bungle made it in.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)
# lovely as always
just a small note.
the dr pepper / shipman pic was stolen by pattwat from baj ... can't remember. it actually frontpaged as well!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)
# It was Baj.
All my stuff is shit; no-one in their right mind would steal my stuff.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# haha
i'll steal the next pic you do.
how about that! :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I'll make sure
you regret that!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# No bugger
front paged it when I posted it.

Bloody favouritism it is ;-P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:15, archived)
# naughty PatTwat
I shall now drop a large bucket of windolene and hair lacquer on his/her/its head in honour of Cider Brian.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# woo to you, thanks
for putting my van gogh doggie in. I'm feeling quite puffed up with that and two f.p.s today - cheers!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# if possible
cut his name from it - no point crediting him if he stole it. and baz/baj (sorry can't see names above in reply)/whoever did it still deserves the credit.

ditto if it made the newsletter!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:34, archived)
# it's got...
a certain something.

fred jack: global direct are giving stuff away
ordered a £15 belkin high speed modem cable, they sent the wrong one, they'll credit for the wrong one and told me to bin the wrong one!!!

no way - mine now!
edit: too many 'wrong one's there.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)
# There's too many
"wrong 'uns" here too.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# YAY!
thats all
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)
# MIT Leg Lab
v v cool walking robots from those clever chaps at MIT!
www.ai.mit.edu/people/chunks/chunks.html
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# threadjack
This picture is great...

clicky
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You're right, it's fucking marvellous.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)
# must...find...something...to...do...
to stop me coming up with this kinda thing...
new winder clickclack - i say it's say-fa-wurk. others disagree.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# HAHA!
That rocks post it properly!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Well.
it does kinda look like porn. Not very good porn, mind, but still.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# well
it got me going.
i need sex.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)
# smoking kills


Smoking kills.
In tests, 100% of all smokers die... eventually.
Much better to give up now - wait for a bus to hit you instead.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Non-smokers die every day.
*FACT*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# yay!
Bill Hicks :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Listening to his sketch
"Hi, my name's Bill Hicks, and I'm dead now" is amazingly eerie... The man rocked.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# It's just sad that he's no longer relevant...
""I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet."Pick it up.""I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me.""Pick up the gun.""Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.""Pick up the gun."(He picks it up. Three shots ring out.)"You all saw him - he had a gun."
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# speaking of Hicks,
everyone is aware of the Bill Hicks Bootleg archive online, right?
I won't post the link in a lame attempt to conserve some of their bandwidth, but you can find it easily on google anyway :-)
Recommend his biography. The man was a genius.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Il est
mon amour
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# mais
il mort
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Je sais
je suis très triste.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# And even worse
People who had one fag years ago and then went
to the gym every day for the rest of their
lives also died!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Exercise kills
*VERY IMPORTANT FACT*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# excercise doesnt kill people
death does.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# it's a good slogan
"treadmills don't kill people, exercise kills people"
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# You're one of those
crazed yoga-wielding nutters from the National Exercise Association, ain't ya?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i have no problem with people smoking
as long as the smoke doesn't get in my face. (although I hate that it makes my clothes stink really bad, just because i've been in a pub.)

And they can't do it in my car or my flat. I think thats fair enough. Although, I don't get many people knocking on my door asking if they can just pop in and smoke. That would be odd.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# you can't smoke in my flat
please. but there's something actually rather nice about a smoky pub. especially if you're sitting outside and it's just drifting about.

you can't get drunk unless it's smoky - FACT.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] After hearing about the web-server on a fly's back
Here, I thought why not go the whole hog:

which fits in with the challenge this week. Then again if I had more time, I'd have done be Deep Bluebottle v. Kasparov...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# But...
...is it art?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)
# not unless
it's cut in half and pickled
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Or skinned
with a picture of itself holding the knife hung behind it...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# tATu exclusive!

Controversial midget duo tATu are releasing a new antiwar single to try and get Mr Bush and Mr Blair to stop the war... it's called "Why Do People Have To Fight?", it's a cover of the clasic song by Herve Villechaiz and you can find it on my site along with an exclusive video of their single "All The Planes, She Said"
www.moondoglovesyou.com

thanks
Lloyd
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# lovely sentiment and all that but isn't this spam
as this poster is in other places tooo and...?

Or am I being a grumpy old git?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Sorry about the TJ,
but if Weird Little Biscuit is about, I just checked your webcam, and I think someone is breaking into your house....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# URL?
?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# UR gay
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# *Bosh*
.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# <a href="http://www.weirdlittlebiscuit.com/cam" target="_blank">www.weirdlittlebiscuit.com/cam</a>
Unless that was Biscuits hand.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# there's an echo in here!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Sorry,
not used to teknologee, hence crap above.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# That should be...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Thankya
I'm too crap to even try today.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Yes, yes
and yes.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I haven't
looked at the site, but people posting links to stuff they've made isn't always a bad thing...
and the picture made me smile :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# yeah I know but
when you get to the site it asks where you saw the picture and the postee has a very high number and would appear to be very new to the board.

I'm just geting suspicious in my old age...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# hey,
that's how i got here...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)
# nah
at least he's bothered to make a picture for it. i'm not against shameless self-publicity as long as it's in the spirit of the board
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Where am I?
"this poster is in other places tooo"

Where?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)
# sounds spooky doesn't it
...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hey, hey
can 4 'til 5 be trés bien hour?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# super-chouette!
Plus de Pernod?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Lovely
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)
# yay for
french nicknames. I like this game. I'll try and actually think in french today.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# things like... RUN AWAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
cest possible?

right, back in a bit, im gonna watch the episode of 24 is missed on sunday
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)
# oooo!
very woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)
# thats most cunning
woo!

morning every one! i think it is anyway, feeling slightly queasy, got caught in the middle of a punch-up last night but avoided being punched and had alot of fun! another excellent burfday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Good for you bud
Happy B'day for yesterday, sorry I missed it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# salright!
fanks
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I've waited a long time for that :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# golly gosh!
now that's a bit swanky.
w/y/h
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Clever
have a Woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# FAN
tastic
woo you!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Crayzee tongue action!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)
# le
big sneeze.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Will someone
please think of the tissues...

*boik*

On second thoughts, no, don't!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Tres
very good
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Woo woo
well done justie!! worth all the effort me thinks :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)

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