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when bandwagons collide...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:06, archived)

kin luvvit

lots

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:07, archived)

That's one heck of a way to reproduce.

Jesus!

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:09, archived)

me likey!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:09, archived)

arf!

domo gourd :) it works!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:11, archived)

oh,

my,
god!

Prolly the only gourd pic that's amused me!

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:11, archived)

woo

and yay.

and furthermore, houpla.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:11, archived)

fuck off twat

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:12, archived)

i think you'll find it's: fuck

off

twat

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:14, archived)

haah

I love you
And ps - yes I will marry you.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)

excellent

L will be disappointed...

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:17, archived)

hmmmmm

if only.

*sigh* *swoon*

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:19, archived)

mrs martian will be disappointed too, i should point out

but she has shiny shiny hair to console herself with.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)

what happened to workboresme koit?

hmm?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:21, archived)

oh how fickle he is

i'm starting to think he'll never really marry me...

anyway, i'm going home. evening all.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:22, archived)

oh she has some random bloke

which is good for her.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:22, archived)

suppose theres always the piano.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:23, archived)

a special piano

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:27, archived)

I think I have the better deal here

I lose nothing. You lose a fantastic shiny haired lass.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:21, archived)

you gain me

so surely you lose?

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:22, archived)

Good point

me only likes lasses in that way.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:27, archived)

ooo thats

domo tastic that is

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:12, archived)

Oh, very nice!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far wooyay...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:18, archived)

omg

that is focking woosome

Good stuff Mr Coffee

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:19, archived)

Wow!

High praise indeed, coming from you!

I dunno, what with you wooing my woos, and Pep saying my last pic rocked (well, by implication) - I could get all big-headed here... :-)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:22, archived)

why coming from me ?

it is woosome no matter who says it matey. Me ordinary chap.......

Good work deserves praise and that does.

Wicked.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:24, archived)

Well

"coming from you" 'cause you receive so many woos yourself... It just feels more special ok? don't go bursting my bubble, man!

:-D

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:31, archived)

hehe

oh ok then.........

Bubble restored.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:36, archived)

Too late

your all gay now...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:42, archived)

OH YES

Me loves it when I'm all gay.

/lie

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:02, archived)

cockalorum! that's ace!

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zerolicious, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:21, archived)

that's lovely

of course :D

(Biscuitfairy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:29, archived)

HELLO DETROIT ! ................

ED209 Van-halen rocks out on the OCPalooza tour
Clickage4Biggage

(toadstretcher, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:03, archived)

I prefere

Steve Vainator

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:04, archived)

Front209?

maybe.

(toadstretcher, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)

that is deeply cool.....

but thats not eddie van halens guitar....

/sad bastard

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)

i know that

it was either that or ED209 Vedder

(toadstretcher, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:06, archived)

good choice.......

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:07, archived)

Ibanez...

The "Vainator" comment above is more on the mark - the "monkey grip" body cutout is pure Vai...

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bnt what, me worry?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)

excellent

here
take a repost:-

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)

buddle laah daah

buddle laad daah
dum de dum de dum

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:07, archived)

THAT

is a quality woo

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:08, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:09, archived)

YAY!!!

ED209 is the coolest robot ever!!

(BarneyGumble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:09, archived)

yes

I agree - he rocks (As per the pic above)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:11, archived)

Angels. They're not big and they're not clever.

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littlebean, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:01, archived)

heres a good one.

say to someone "theyr'e not big and they're not clever"
they're reply will always be "who"
to which you say "little daft people"
boom boom

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:04, archived)

here's a diagram I did earlier

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littlebean, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:10, archived)

I thought "he nicked that!"

then I realised that you've frenched up your name.

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rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:33, archived)

opps a bit smaller

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:01, archived)

Jesus forgive me.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:57, archived)

hehehehehe

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:59, archived)

i *think* i get that....

maybe....

but i dare not look stupid by saying why

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)

unexpected bundle of joy

(i think)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:03, archived)

ahhhhhhh ok

Then i was quite wrong....

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)

What WERE you thinking of then,

just out of interest?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:07, archived)

no really....

Its a good job i didnt say really...

i would have looked quite stupid ..

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:08, archived)

You weren't going to say

"What a lovely gift" were you?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:12, archived)

Yup.

It's the above or an 'unexpected' tumble down the stairs.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)

indeed

and a very very dodgy way of sorting it out...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)

gosh.....

Thats quite awful.....

I actualy feel a little sick...

yack yack yack

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:07, archived)

bless you
still quite interested to find out what you thought it was...

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)

ok ok

I was thinking is was some poor reference to American Psycho moovie...cos he has a whore round...baths her, gets her pissed and does her with a coat hanger...

ok ok ok im stupid

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:15, archived)

Yeah

but you sure are pretty.

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)

why thankyou hunny

/blush
/flicker eyelashes

really?

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:18, archived)

*checks profile*

well, yeah...

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)

well that explains a lot then!

but thank you

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:22, archived)

Must be all this

speaking French today
sorry, don't know what came over me...

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:23, archived)

oh no.....

Don't say sorry :)

i like being called pretty

and lot of other things...especialy in bed.....covered in baby oil...baby

actualy...yeah...quit the french thing...its doing summut funny to me too

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:25, archived)

Phew!

Suddenly getting really hot in this office. I think I might have to go now. *ahem* (note to self: French works)
Seeya

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:28, archived)

You bad

bad bad bad man.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:04, archived)

Arrrf

that just caused a bit of a tea incident that did

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)

How does radox help?

Does she smell? Does she need a bath? Or do you throw the bottle at her whilst coathangering and throwing her down the stairs?

Technical points, I know, but it pays to be clear on these things.

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:08, archived)

presumably he had to imply the bath

but couldn't actually give her a bath. because they're quite heavy and expensive.

i really didn't like that image, though. sorry.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)

Why the fuck not?

That's what happened in those days. Denying it will do no good.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)

but its just nasty......

can't we pretend that no bad things happen ever?

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:17, archived)

If you can hide in a bunker for the next four weeks you may well

be able to do that.
My name's Ben Elton. Goodnight.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)

four weeks?

is that all i takes? hell what are we worrying about??!!!

still dont like the whole baby mangling thing though

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:23, archived)

To be perfectly blunt "Shit happens"

This could get political very quickly. I suggest we stop.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:29, archived)

yes lets stop

i still have nightmares

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:31, archived)

Well, that's the both of us then.

Have a beer on me.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:36, archived)

arf

haha!

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)

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idlesod, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:56, archived)

That's horribly good.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:58, archived)

and not a gourd in sight....

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:01, archived)

New Blur album "Think Tank"

Absolute horse-wank. Really really bad.

You heard it here first.

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:56, archived)

so has everything they've done

since (and including) 13, and quite a lot of the album before.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:57, archived)

Very true

...and now Graham is left roaming the streets of Camden in his skirt. Poor man.

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:01, archived)

much the same as

the previous ones then

fekkin damon allbran the tosspot

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:58, archived)

Cockney Rhyming slang

innit?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:59, archived)

Damon is about as cockerneee

as prince charles

me 'ol china

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)

THINK TANK -> WANK BANK!

I get it!

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:02, archived)

they've turned into

their rock profiles parody.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)

Praise the gourd!

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:52, archived)

Oh no

This bandwagon just keeps rollin', don't it?
Have a Chevron for your woosome efforts.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:54, archived)

Oooh, Mr Storer,

you are clever!

Afternoon, everyone!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:01, archived)

Dorothy thought her new clockwork robot was really cool,

but she sometimes wished the key was in a better place...

Go on, click it and watch how it grows under your touch...

Now taking suggestions for better headings ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:48, archived)

that is wrong

wrong wrong wrong

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:49, archived)

wrong

diddly wrong wrong

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:52, archived)

morning

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:52, archived)

morning

I'm off to work now. la la la

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:55, archived)

there has to be something illegal about that!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:49, archived)

and that clicky linky doesnt do it any favours!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:51, archived)

yay!

Tik-Tok Tik-Tok Tik-Tok...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:49, archived)

Dear Mr Devil

I'd like to apply for a room.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:49, archived)

Good news everyone

My webspace is working properly again so it's my duty to test it out by filling it with more pictures and videos and music.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:51, archived)

Woo! More metatw33ning?

Oh, did you see the R2D2 I did earlier? That was the uber-massive animation I couldn't squish yesterday...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:53, archived)

Yeah I think so.

I gave up looking at the names so i'm assuming there was only one r2d2 animation today.
It came out quite well, but as you say flash would have made it simpler.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)

If you need help...

...you could gove me your password and I'll fill it up for you.

Running out of space myself :)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:53, archived)

I'm quite worried actually that within a week i'll have filled it up myself

Lycos.co.uk offer a good 50MB of usable space though. That's been tiding my over.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:57, archived)

Does anyone know if you can say have a site at a domain name

but use one big frame to point the page itself to an .asp page hosted on another asp enabled server?
It won't matter about the asp will it? It will just treat it as a normal web browser window. Right?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:55, archived)

shouldn't matter

except asp is the devils gonads

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Darkedge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)

that rocks

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:50, archived)

concur.

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pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:53, archived)

so do i

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:53, archived)

Made all the more amusing by the fact that Blue Peter gayist

Michael Sundin was inside that robot.
The only Blue Peter presenter to die of AIDS.
FACT!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:52, archived)

Yay!

I'm so glad someone else remembered that :-)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:53, archived)

HaHaHa

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:53, archived)

hahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahah!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:54, archived)

Hahaha!

(Mr Flibble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:55, archived)

That is WONDERFUL!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Well done you! W/Y/H/P!!! :)

(allergic to curry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)

Woo woo woo

I'd like to also take praise for the marvelousness of this, just because...it was my obsession with all things oz! well yes it was! but good job yes *claps*

(Biscuitfairy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:27, archived)

Jason went back to the lab to plan stage 2

wallpaper versions here

Previous Jason post

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)

he looks so sad sitting there without any woos or yays. Have this one.

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:57, archived)

the kitty scares me....

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)

All struggling

inventors look like that.

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:14, archived)

Ooops I broke it !

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:33, archived)

dead mini!

baaaaaaaaastard!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:34, archived)

Tis OK

new engine in there tomorrow
much easier with a flip front, hence it only took 2 hours to hoof the old one out

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:35, archived)

Phew

in that case, have at you sir!

Clicky for similar wallpaperised version!

Just because it's a mini, ok?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:37, archived)

Wooo

old school orange indicators !

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:37, archived)

I once had a Manta A series

I put a lovely shiny engine in it, with twin 45 dcoes and a bone shakin 290 duration cam, my friend borrowed it on the dawn of valentines day and blew it up(accidentally), how i cried, that day has always been a sad one for me ever since. /sob

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Moogen, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:47, archived)

aaawww bless

my mates MK1 RS2000 (old stinky) has a pair of 48's hanging off it, 165 brake at the rear wheels
very scary on 1960's suspension

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:50, archived)

really?

My Mk2 Shelby Acoustimamator had 3 125s and a 625-B, and a drop down 4 by 7 blow through donkey flange. It had a lot of grunt up top, but not a lot of rear-sponge action.

Nice little mover though. I had a custom 290 flap action stote-valve on it.

*FACT*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:55, archived)

you should have gone for the Facet throbble valve, means theres is less of a load on the scrungle shaft at high revs

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:56, archived)

oooh

not with a flap action stote valve, you'll get blow back through the grubnuts.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:58, archived)

you're just being

a silly lumpbucket now

/slurps tea

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:59, archived)

its true.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)

wooo, nice bulkhead!

I just had to sell my Mini as the bulkheads were all rusted and wouldn't pass the NCT (the Irish MOT), I miss my mini! :(

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whizzbang, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:47, archived)

NCT every two years tho

a mini onwers dream that is !

oh well only another 5 years before I move out there

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:54, archived)

oh, how often is the MOT?

I hear the NCT is stricter that the MOT though!

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whizzbang, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)

every 12 months

from seeing the motors scattered around my future inlaws gaff, I very much doubt if the NCT is more strict than the MOT

At least you have decent driving manners over there :o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:02, archived)

fair point, I think I just got them on a bad day.

As for road manners I've never driven in the UK but we do manage to kill about 3 time as many people on the roads per head of population as you guys do!

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whizzbang, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:08, archived)

yeah

but at least ur usually pissed when you do, so it can't hurt that much

/makes mental note to start training for paddy's weekend

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)

damn

scousers.

they'll ahve the jack stands way next

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:34, archived)

Not before they take the tarmac off the road...

Or is that gypsies?

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:35, archived)

thats gypsies

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:35, archived)

Bloody gypsies nearly killed me once

with one of their fairground rides

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)

how so?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)

It was one of them things

that goes back and forth like a pirate ship then goes upside down and all the way round... i was in it and the seat restraint thingy didn't bolt down so I was left hanging upside down 100ft above leicester square with nothing holding me in 'cept me own grubby hands...

and the cunts dint even give me a refund

not that I'm bitter

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:41, archived)

oooh

fuckinell, not good

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:41, archived)

if you'd let go

you would have been batter

/topical

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:42, archived)

have an elaborate gourd.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:47, archived)

Ah well

better luck next time, eh?

/runs

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)

arf

the coffee mug just sets the picture perfectly :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:40, archived)

tea actually

I'm in surrey

goddam commoners

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:42, archived)

they're both bad for you

and manky

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:42, archived)

Jack Daniels

is not a wise throat lubricant when weilding big 'ammers

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:44, archived)

no, I'd imagine not... ?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:45, archived)

ahhh, you use the right methods of working

if at first you don't suceed twat it with a big hammer and try again :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:46, archived)

you mean

the technical tap

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:47, archived)

nah, you're thinking of the precsion engineering ajustment

i use the method of beating the living crap out of it until it works :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:48, archived)

I'm too sweet

to beat the living crap out of anything.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:50, archived)

hehehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:51, archived)

it's no

laughing matter! there are times when the ability to kick fuck out of things, inanimate or otherwise, is a useful skill.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:54, archived)

true, it can be fun too

oh, i re-did the piercing btw, its straight now, gonna use the big needle later

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:56, archived)

*shudder*

blokes just shouldn't do things like that to their bits!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:58, archived)

why not?

its painless, good fun...

i do fear the big needle tho, its quite well... big

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)

can't help it

blokes shouldn't do it to themselves or have it done. *shudder*

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:10, archived)

why not?

how about girls? does any female genital piercing make you shudder?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:12, archived)

not

in the slightest

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:14, archived)

whats the difference?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:17, archived)

aaaawwwww

I'm going out tonight, so i'll miss the *coughs* event.
I've said it before, be careful.

(

robh, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)

lol

i shouldn't need to be overly careful now, i have a pilot hole with the canula thing in to work to

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:02, archived)

you mean

you're sitting there with a needle through your bits?????????????????

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:08, archived)

nah

just the flexy plastic outer thing (the bit of a canula that stays in)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:10, archived)

you're still

mental!

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:14, archived)

yup

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)

Right, I'm off

Nighty-night all!

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:43, archived)

Eventually,

Dave realised that he'd picked up the wrong shopping list.

(Maels, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)

s'good

that

(

Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)

is he in

Memes R Us?

(

mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:24, archived)

Please explain what a MEME is

Please

(dunnowhy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:53, archived)

www.memecentral.com
www.memepool.com
www.dictionary.com

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:01, archived)

Here for new window goodness

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:03, archived)

yes

he hasn't picked up any of those gourds.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:26, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about but if it was a gourd meme

I'm so glad I missed it.

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:27, archived)

gourd job too

/shoots self in head.

(

pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:30, archived)

nahh

they were just having a gourd time.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:43, archived)

fanta bull arse!

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:27, archived)

Monsieur

(

christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:41, archived)

arf!

that wooyay rocks!!! may I wooyay your wooyay?

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:57, archived)

Why thankyou

I made it specially today but nobody mentioned it. (BTW there's a stray semi colon in your code I believe...)

(

christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:59, archived)

Cherie Guevera........

(

Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)

She should never open her mouth

FACT.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)

she was born in the same hospital as me.

FACT

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:24, archived)

That says it all

*FACT*

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:27, archived)

thats right!

FACT!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:29, archived)

that's a FACT

FACT

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:29, archived)

FACT FACT

*FACT*

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:34, archived)

I'm leaping on to this bandwagon!

FACT!

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:35, archived)

is that a

FACT ?

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:36, archived)

looks like a

*FACT* to me

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:37, archived)

well I'll be

FACT!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)

I'll stop now

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)

me too

FACT

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)

no more facts from me, ever

FACT!

Starting.... now.
FACT!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:41, archived)

Did someone say Fax?

(dunnowhy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:58, archived)

no. nobody said fax.

*FACT*

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:07, archived)

She was given a Chelsea smile by none other than the Krays

FACT!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:29, archived)

her knowledge of outboard motors

is second to none.

FACT

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:32, archived)

Evinrudely

it is

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:33, archived)

Chelsea Smile?

A relation to the Columbian Necktie, hopefully?

(

bnt what, me worry?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:54, archived)

as long as it isn't

a brazilian wax

shudder

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:55, archived)

it looks scarily like sean connery.

FACT

(

tef, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:37, archived)

Amusing, if not lengthy

A full explanation of why Superman and Lois Lane can't have kids.

(mode80, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:16, archived)

he's paralysed

from the neck down?
/obvious cheap gag

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:17, archived)

If they had sex wouldn't Lois become Super-seeded ?

Boom Boom

(Sypher_5, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)

you know wht?

i'm going to respam the life of brian for those who haven't seen it, because he fucking deserved it.

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)

That moved me to horrible tears.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:26, archived)

He's already had two nippers with Wonder Woman anyway

FACT!
See Dark Knight shit for details

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)

Cock

of the glassy variety, surely?

I had a great book of his, with loads of short stories, but I left it behind in a move... it had this in too.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:17, archived)

Glass cocks and such

Okay, just looked up what that meant, after having it said about my last two submissions.

Really sorry, folks, I don't spend as much time as I'd like on b3ta, so I don't know what's been reposted or not.

Should I be apologising?

(mode80, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)

nah,

fuck 'em

(

isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)

are you telling him to fuck a glass cock?

kinky....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:40, archived)

naah, don't worry

not everyone can see all the links on the web - it's nice to see these things just incase they've been missed.

(

pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)

No. Everyone here is a cunt.

Including you^h^h^hme.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)

it#'s not really if it's been on here before

because those things haven't been posted here at all as far as i know. but think about what turns up in your inbox - the nature of the internet means we've probably got the same thing.

but don't be discouraged! we like funny things we found on the web; so if you find something and it turns out to be gc, you can delete the thread. if it's not gc, we're laughing, and everyone will want your babies.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)

definitely not

I mean, I was assuming... that's just an old thing that's been translated into a new medium.

maybe put them all together in one thread, instead of a new one each time?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)

Good

Cheers guys.
:-)

(mode80, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:28, archived)

Share the love

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Artamnesia, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:30, archived)

theyre both fictional characters?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)

fictional charactors can have fictional kids.

Look at moses; he's supposed to have lived to over 800 and had millions of sprogs!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)

moses isnt fictional

ive met him in a pub.

*FACT*

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)

Was he

parting the head on his Guiness?

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)

he was picking the fleas off the orang utan that was working behind the bar

*FACT*

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:27, archived)

And that Orangutan..

was me.

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:31, archived)

FACT

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:32, archived)

YES.

Yes it is.

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:35, archived)

He's gay?

That costume, cuh...

(

pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)

there's always Supergirl

I think they were cousins, but that's still legal.

(

rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)

certainly

in some parts of america.

he's from carolina if i recall...

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)

legal in the UK too

(

rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)

this is covered

in the treatise linked above... :)

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:32, archived)

I always thought he grew up in Kansas

- certainly the midwest somewhere. If he was from either of the Carolinas he'd have a Southern accent. I kind of like the idea of Superman as a cracker, though.

(

Artamnesia, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:26, archived)

You sure got a purdy mouth

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)

related redneck joke

whats the definition of a virgin in the deep south of america?

any girl that can run faster than her father.

boom boom

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)

2 teenages in bed in Georgia,

boy says "gee, sis you're much better at blowjobs than ma."

girl says "that's what pa reckons too."

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:26, archived)

ewwwwwww

thats worse than mine!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:28, archived)

actually

you're allowed to marry your step bothers/sisters if you're both over 21 iirc

(

tef, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)

He can't

get his tights off

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)

robot.

(minorthreat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:13, archived)

woo-less and slightly slack?

here, have one of mine...

(

bnt what, me worry?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:57, archived)

I can't make animations

which is sad, but if I could i'd make a robotic monkey of some description... Now the fact that I can't make one makes me cry. Can anyone make one and post it to make me happier again?

(krull, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:13, archived)

*sigh*

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:14, archived)

Game on.......

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:15, archived)

Thread wasting Silly chicken

(

Pootle, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:16, archived)

Hee hee

Silly chicken

(

ALargeElk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)

i fucking love

those anims.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)

before anyone else jumps in...

...you may find you get some nasty replies to this question. don't take it to heart, it's just that by and large this isn't a request board. if you do need to post requests it's also better to use an already existing thread to 'threadjack'.

BTW. Who are we, your robot monkey bitches? ;-)

(

mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:17, archived)

yay you

you am de nicest.

(

pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)

have a look at this

not what you're after but I don't really care :)

/spam

(

pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)

Your pixel creations really are shit

hot

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)

waaahhhhhhh!

thanks

(

pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)

Dat's

good that is.

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)

blooming

marvellous

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:24, archived)

luvverly

is that a repost? cos if it is, i missed it the first time around! woo!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:27, archived)

it's from

my website

/more spam ;-)

(

pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:31, archived)

that was

feckin lovely!

(

null and void, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)

What are we....

etc

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)

I can't make animations either

so could someone nip down to Tescos for me and get me some shopping. Oh and also, if you don't mind, there's some ironing I need doing at home and perhaps a little bit of cleaning if there's time, but only if there's time. I don't want to ask for too much.

(

Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)

Thats a woman's job...

You leave the anims to us geezers and you go to Tescos.

/runs

(

Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:25, archived)

I would

if they were any good

don't really know why I said that, cos they are all really good. Perhaps it's just cos it rhymes. Although good and food doesn't rhyme so well

(

Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:34, archived)

*sighs*

Another lonely night for me without a robotic monkey of some descrition.... woe is me ;)

(krull, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)

*hint*

try here

(

mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:24, archived)

*hint*

or here
www.b3ta.com/challenge/robots/page3.htm

BO to the Freshlegs. Clickable so peeps of discenrment like me can have it as wallpaper.

I want to BE Monkey off of Monkey Magic. But sadly not even the combined powers of bovine, stouffer, dutchbird and all the other legendary B3tans are gonna be able to help. So I don't ask.*sigh*

I am seeing someone about this. Don't worry.

But if anyone knows a respectable transmogrifying witch doctor with a penchant for ancient Chinese legends then please do give me their contact details.

*disappears again in shame at not having any posts to post but talking crap anyway*

(cakeboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:49, archived)

Majorie went to the Salon on YTS Day

Click for biggy

Does anybody know how I could have bent that image to a path in Fireworks, so that it looked more Nataural.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:12, archived)

I knew it...

YTS does stand for Young Thick & Stupid!

(

Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:14, archived)

Attach to a path

Draw a curvy line with the pen tool, select both path and text, then Text>Attach to Path.

(

Artamnesia, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:16, archived)

It was not text

It was a bitmap, guess it is not possible.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)

fuck

does that wavy line thing actually do stuff then?

I swear I only use about 2% of photoshop.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)

R2 had his doubts

but felt that his new job suited him better.

(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:11, archived)

Heh heh heh.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:27, archived)

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