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[challenge entry] Terrible pun

Will it appease the magic donkey?
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# hahgahaaaaaahahahahah
i am loving that.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# threadwaste!
but i don't care cos I'm out of here!


gn'ight!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# yes yes the jamacan bacon!
BEER CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I've had a really stressful day at work.


This somehow made me feel better.

It helps if you shout "SPOOOOONNG" at the appropriate time.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# awwwww he is soooo cu....AHHHHHHHHHHHh
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# It does help,
doesn't it? Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# makes
me feel better, and i didn't even feel bad! :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# yay
like that lots!
stunning what a nice colour of blue'll do for a pic.
cute to the max.
mmmmmm pork scratchings.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Nazi Plugs


I've only been posting for a day and already I have no hummus...
(Oberleutnant von Genschler, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Don't know why
but I find that incredibly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# here
here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I likes that
I does
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I don't get it.
But that could be because I'm an Aussie. Here we call them "Earth", "Active" and "Neutral".
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Laydeeeez and gentlemen I give you....
The Non Rhyming Limerick

There once was a woman form Bewd
who went to swim in a lake
then a man in a punt
stuck a pole in her ear
and said you can't swim here, it's private
(Zipski, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# yay - can I repost my limerick from earlier?
There was a oung man named Bob
Who had no woman or job
He spent all his time
Making pictures online
And his limericks were shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# there was once a man who laughed
at his incredible humour
if it weren't for his ears
or incredible feet.
the fish would watch EastEnders
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# anyone can write
haikus, you just stop at the
seventeenth syllab
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Now that
made me giggle!

Woo Yay Houpla for the Haiku!
(Spin Doctor, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# WANTED!
Hi everybody
Weird question, but does anybody have any Taz Dogtags? need to get some. Thanks
(Conor, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# .
do they actually exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# They do
But that was ages ago. I owe my mate a present. He told us today of how he was devastated when they were stolen from his as a kid. blah blah, sad story. Can't find any anywhere.
(Conor, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Ahhh it'd be just like
Amelie.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:11, archived)
# what are they?
.


/i guess if i had them i would know....so no i do not have taz dogtags ; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# You don't know what dogtags are?
They're what soldiers wear when in combat so once they've been blown to smitherines or torched or mutilated you can find out who they are from the steel dogtags around what's left of their neck
(Conor, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# yes i know what dogtags are.....it was the taz part that cornfuzed me.
and then i remembered.....devil
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)
# hehehe
cornfuzed. funny word.
(Conor, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# i asked this girl out today...
i reinacted her responce...


i didnt actually ask some one out i am jus very bored.. and sad..
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# the 2nd frame
gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Is that a
belm I see?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# belm?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# yeah, you know:
tongue in bottom lip, push, make "belm" noises?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# *spins on chair*
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# where's spoon?
i seem to remember an excellent picture of him demonstrating a hyper-belm...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)
# don't
you
dare
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# don't worry
i have no idea where to find it. it's indelibly burnt into my memory though.

*edit* found it! muahahaha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# somebody
has a copy of it, can't remember who
but my hired goons are getting ever closer...
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# You need to ask them out
if you want them to go out with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# this is
good advice! got any more...
*gets notebook*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Log off b3ta
shut down pc
have shower
leave house
meet girls
ask them out
have sex
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# wha?
i got confused after that first one...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I've tried that...
...and it doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Is there anyway I can do step 7
with out doing step 1?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# check hotmail
contact one of the 'LIVE GIRLS NOW' pages
pay an obscene amount of money
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# in
that order?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# coursework warps the mind
kinda liiiiike...

*holds up bottle*

NEW and *quickly* totally experimental COUGH-B-GONE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Coursework isn't necessary
envelope-stuffing does it every time for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# ohh you
cant beat a good quirkafleeg
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Racing capybara
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# yayyayyay!
capybaras am de best!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I'm a new convert
to the capybara cause, but yes you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# then have another!

/repost whore
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# woo...
they are both fab... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# i like de musical kind

repost - sorry! i love dem capybaras!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# woo
top class!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# yay!
they suit flat caps very well too!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Looks more like
lying down capybara to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# thay're so fast
they can win races while lying down. Or something.... :OP
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I love
you, too.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I
want one!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)
# blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# i've had neough of McCririck for now...

/me gets a new subject..
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# ;0)
is that real?
(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I've had enough
of pictures like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# And
pictures like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Nice
curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)
# WTF?
??
(I helped save b3ta! sage, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# the ginger men were attempting to break the round the world in a balloon record

but little did they know that in the end they would resort to cannibalism
(Macabre_Halo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha
the punchline is ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# My thoughts
exumptly.. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hahah
thats lovely that is made me laugh a large amount

p.s. please look at the roger moore picture mainly cos my threadjack is there which is of muchos importance
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# the text
makes me laugh and laugh! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Guf
faw
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# would the last survivor be arrested for gingercide
?
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Oh why not...

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
# that made me LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# why not indeed!
w/y/h to you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# spong!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# repost!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# But
He had eyes like that in real life
(Active Hiatus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)
# sweet
jesus
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# bitter
buddha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# yes
i'm a lazy giffer!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# He needs some...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Who
is that in the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Just..
...some random gettyimage dudes
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# you gotta love those
random getty dudes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# it's
mr zero!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# haha
i was waiting for that!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# spongbow!
**teee heee** i larf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# bob...
...the most woosome

/g'dnightall
(I helped save b3ta! sage, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)
# arf!
i didn't see the logo the first time!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# HA ha!
you gave me a brain that's abnormal?!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# damn you eyes!




too late!

/give me my blue blanket!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# quick, quick!
give him the sedagive!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# I saw a Spong Mincer on Saturday
No really, I did. Search Google.
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# if the US forces all had guns like that...
...our boys wouldn't get shot



[UK soldiers, not Iraqi]
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Ooooh..
Little bit of politics!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Are you Iraqi?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# could someone please guide me
to the original source of that picture?
not just the picture, but where it's from, who made it, how etc.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# this guy
www.b3ta.com/board/1002039
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Erm 'DirtyArse'
can you please reply with any words you remember from the post, can you rememeber the caption for it or pinpoint a date/month?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1002039

(edit) harrumph, b3tan again
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# pwumf!!
www.b3ta.com/board/1002039 :)
gah, we're all at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# la
www.latimes.com/news/custom/showcase/la-ednote_blurb.blurb
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# ah. thank you all.
kind of disappointed now.
I thought the whole thing was photoshopped. it looks like a renaissance jesus painting, with the way people are looking at eachother, or whispering in ears, or standing leisurely, or full of hope and ... stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# wowza !


Click for orig
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# The original picture almost doesn`t
need shopping of any kind al all.
(Dr Wadd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
# has mcririck
ever been photographed with a different facial expression?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# I think the wind must have changed direction.
That, or an unfortunate accident with an exploding can of acrylic varnish.
(Dr Wadd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# mwuhahah
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooo...
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sage, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# speechless!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Nope.
Sadly not.
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# i think
im the only one with an orig pictire of uri gellar and john mccririck!!

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# um
John has his middle finger up!

WOO for that!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Saddam seen at Grace Brothers
(Harry Monk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# OOOh
saucy
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# going up.....do do do dodo
shirts socks ties hats underwear and shoes going up.....

and i'm american baby
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Where's his
pussy? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
# i'm free!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# going..
...UP?
(I helped save b3ta! sage, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# the likeness
is remarkable.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Damn! That`s fricking funny
I think it should be printed up and dropped as leaflets over Iraq.. war`ll last about 10 minutes... millions of Iraqis on their backs pissing themselves laughing with their legs in the air. Kudos!!
(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Going up
Are you being saved?
(moonpop, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# It's her majesty innit?
That's seriously given me the giggles!
Thanx - you made my morning!

=:¬)
(fatpotanga, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:53, archived)
# No wonder the US can't find Bin Laden,
he's travelled back in time to hide in the natural cave
formations behind Roger Moore's face.
(Dr Wadd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)
# bwa-hah-haaaaargh!
that made i larf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# that
is quite strange!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# hehehe
that's not the normal falling off of the face!

if that makes any bit of sense at all......
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# that made no sense
but it me laugh a great deal

***THREADJACK***
does anyone actually know ANYTHING about fnord? he seems to bit some kind of mystical board user with magic powers.
has anyone ever seen him in the flesh?
I'm intrigued
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# you can't see him
your brain just won't let you. you know he's there though...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# it's far better to view him like as the
Fnord continuum, a bit like Q, but more nefarious
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Hope this
doesn't get me killed:
Three guys,an Englishman,a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day.They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it."I will give you each one wish" says the genie.
The Welshman says,"I am a farmer,my dad was a farmer,and my son will also farm.I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."
With a blink of the genie's eye,'FOOM'--the land in Wales was forever made fertile for farming.
The Frenchman was amazed,so he said,"I want a wall around France,so that no one can come into our precious country."Again,with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF'--there was a huge wall around France.
The Englishman asks,"I'm very curious.Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains,"Well,it's about 150 feet high,50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
The Englishman says,"Fill it up with water."
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:29, archived)
# racism
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# a racist, a bigot and and a moron walked into a pub.
The barman said "What'll it be?"

The racist ordered a Black Russian, the bigot ordered a Bloody Mary and the Moron ordered Sunny Delight.

(i just made it up so don't expect it to make any sense)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)
# budum bum
tsh
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)
# An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...
...and the barman said, "Is this some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:35, archived)
# a man walks into a bar
OUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# repost
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Ha ha
me likey that one very much
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# ha ahaa haa
ha haa!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Horse walks into a bar...
...barman says "Why the long face?"
(Ooblick, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# haha!
fooking sunny delight bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# how many feckin
floors do you need?

oh i see!! the dates have changed!

nothing to say you can't stay on a bit more - though we are likely to be a bit pre-occupied with the little daughter gone for that week :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# I don't get the
bigot bit..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Nor do I
I just made it up as I went along.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# it might work better as
the bible basher ordered the bloody mary...

and then something about cock and tail :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# you said cock
hehehehehehe
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# cock off
/popt_art ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# : )
woooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# a favourite
insult of mine for many years now :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# excellent
that's what i love to hear : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Why didn't the Welshman
ask him to teach sheep to cook?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)
# if we are telling jokes...
If mothers have mothers day and fathers have fathers day, what do wankers have ?


palm sunday !?!?


/gets coat...

(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Threadjack!
Does anybody know how to change a pic from greyscale to regular colour? (I'm not very good with Photoshop)
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# image/mode/rgb
then you can f*ck with colours
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Thanks!
God, I knew it would be as simple as something like that... off I go now.
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# good
luck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# image-mode
.
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Thread Jack...
hello. i am a lurker with a curious mind.

i recently saw a ron jeremy spectrum type porn thing which i really want to show my mates.

who can help?

it was ron jeremy bedroom olympics in a speccy graphics style.

i have searched, so dont call me a spaz.

please help.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:25, archived)
# You mean the one
what was on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:26, archived)
# yes.
thats the one.

how can i find it?
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Not the foggiest..
Searching is the only way [unless the person what did it is on now..]
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)
# surely
fnord will know?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# i was thinking
the same thing
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
# if you can't find it for 24 hours
inform the police
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# The Front page weblog has an archive, on the button that says archive
www.b3ta.com/weblog/
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# that doesn't help
for front paged posts though, does it? was someone not meant be setting up an archive for those at one point?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# it wasn't clear that it was an image
i thought they meant a blog item of an actual game
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# it was
an animated pixel version of "ron jeremy's bedroom olympics" in an 8bit stylie...
it made the frontpage. it sort of had a monkeon style to it, but I don't think it was him.
maybe 1-2 months ago?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# it was posted
when the portents of the apocalypse comp started if that's any help. you could go to the first pic of that, then check the archive around it.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Friday 7th
March
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# does b3ta really have
a reputation now for being nasty and calling people spazzes? shame if it's so...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Be quiet
You spazz :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:29, archived)
# i was
asking for that, really...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Oh dear
spaz is the insult, spazz is the old posts...

you spaz!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:31, archived)
# no it doesn't
you spaz

/edit: beat me too it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# got
b3tan again? lol
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# back to the point...
most people (including people with parkinsons disease) have a better memory than i have.

please help????
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Ok
no, see, when people say "spazz" they aren't calling you names, they're telling you where to look - the spazz is all the old posts!

Try doing a search for olympics...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)
# i know spazz means old posts.
spaz means a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)
# I looked,
I really did, but I couldn't find it. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:35, archived)
# I thought...
...people with parkinsons just kinda shook a lot. I think your thinking of old-timers disease (altzeimers (spelling?)).....

/coat
(Clownkiller, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Altzeimers
A doctor says "I'm afraid you have cancer and you also have altzeimers"
The patient says "Well at least I don't have cancer"
(gamera, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# similarly
if anyone has a divx of terry gilliam's "elephants" i'd really like it =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Quick and dirty
Inspired by popt arts comment to my last post



does bear a resemblance :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:20, archived)
# WOO and YAY you sir
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)
# That's ace
Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)
# there's a certain regality to the face
for sure for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:22, archived)
# nice touch having the human ear in there...
...woo !
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)
# yep
that's woo, that is
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:24, archived)
# a woo from up here
and a yay from down by here
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:25, archived)
# fuggin class
totally woo :)






and chuffed that i inpsired...!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Thank
you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)
# WE ARE NOT
AMUSED



/roflsallovertheplace
:)

(edit) the ear is genius!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# can't really explain why
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)
# quite often
an explanation is not necessary
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# TOTAL...
THREADWASTE - but it's taken me ages to remember my username

/that is all

/woo to the yay with a smidgen of houpla
(I helped save b3ta! sage, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)
# thats why i stick with j2...
...its easy to remember when pissed
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)
# that may be....
...but you're using that one - we'd all have to find something else :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)
# j3
perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)
# I could have helped you
you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)
# i tried one of your suggestions...
....but ended up searching the board for me last post - whew - what a hassle that was - anyway all I wanted to say was maximum woo to zero Edinb3tan post...

/that is definitely all
(I helped save b3ta! sage, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:20, archived)
# *touched*
hehehe, cheers mate. stop bloody lurking then, and get wooing the rest of these lovely people!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:24, archived)
# if you ever forget again,
just go to www.b3ta.com/board/users.php
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)
# or...
...take a note of your id number and put it at the end of this...

www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=6327
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)
# this one
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=8231
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)
# woo..
...too you - I now know

/bulb
(I helped save b3ta! sage, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:35, archived)
# dagnabit....
...that didn't seem to work
(I helped save b3ta! sage, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:24, archived)
# oh,
maybe you can't see it if you're not logged in? oops!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:26, archived)
# fanks..
...anyway

/woo to the legs-so-fresh
(I helped save b3ta! sage, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# i have a way of avoiding having to remember usernames
i never log out.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)
# I like your thinking
and think likewise.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)
# that's all well and good until fuzzbucket posts a message
asking if you remember your password.

www.b3ta.com/board/406298
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:20, archived)
# haha!
Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)
# I did that yesterday
and added an extra layer of evilness for people wot don't use IE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)
# i have a way of avoiding having to remember where i live
i never go outdoors
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)
# but I have to log out...
...in order to log back in under aliases and cause mischief.

Whoops - said too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:20, archived)
# congrats - wastejack
ALLRIGHT! a new meme!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)

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