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EDIT: And here's Pacman:

([sic] You're ad here?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

that scared me did that

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

These

are great

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

Fuck me

it's like Gizmo after a night on the sauce!

I don't know what you've done there but W/Y/H anyway!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

hehe

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/pics/996.gif

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

and this as well

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/pics/25.jpg
reflecting is fun! :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)

Har!

Kewl! But if it's comedy reflections you want, can I just point you to my profile?

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)

Honest Moh soon finds work after the war

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

woo out of yay

for quickness

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

that

is seriously funny.. love it

no-one on isketch? blimey!

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hanrahan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

Barnaby was so chuffed with the juggling balls yesterday

that i got him a pogo stick too

he is still rather chirpy.

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

Barnaby

is fantastic.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

seconded

he's such a happy chap! woo.

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pep, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!

FRONTPAGE!

1st time ive ever had 2 on there at once
this has to be one of the best days ive had for a while (already)

/extreeeeeeeeeme happiness

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)

wasn't me actually - i got b3tan!

well done you. We want your pets.

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pep, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

very well deserved.

They're ace pics.

I must have accidentally stepped in some inspiration in march. I posted about 10 pics the whole month and had 5 front-pagers.

I went over my bandwidth limit for the second month running. Woo. :)

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

Wow!

cool

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

woo!

he is a spritely fellow.

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expf, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)

whee!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)

wow

he is indeed chirpy. If only all of us were like that at 10:00 on a tuesday morning!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)

whoopee!

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lemonhead, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)

Superb

he looks so happy :)

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bean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

fabulous stuff

fabulous yak

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Dr Drink, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

boing, boing

boingtastic

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Darryn.R, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

We can only hope

that this new found fame will not mean he gets tempted into bed with a lady mantis

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

I know I already made a comment but

Bounce! pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

hehe

I love that song. It's stupid.

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

Eeeexactly

same reason I come here

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

wow

thats prob the most comments ive ever had!
did i mention Barnaby and I love you all very much?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

one more for your collection.

That's great, that is. :)

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

and we love you and barnaby

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

*overcome with happiness*

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

he's woo!

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popt_art, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

pogo

tastic

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

fan

bloody tastic

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Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

look

at the little bugger go
woo!

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

can i join in?

totally fantastic.
and bloody ace also.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

Barnaby Rocks!

(and bounces) ;o)

w/y/h

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

M tents better than yoouurr tent,

nermy nermy ner ner.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

He's pretty good with that thing

Kev says you get piles of you do it for too long though

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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 14:21, archived)

you all seen that iraqi guy who says baghdad is safe

well, i made a video about him

www.headwindow.com/saeed/

only goes for about 10 seconds.

(phantomboner, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

I love him

his dad has a ferrari estate with a drumkit in the back :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

Really? A Ferrari estate? Does such a thing exist?

By the way, did anyone else see the footage of the Al-Jazeera cameraman who was shot while he was filming a shootout? I know I shouldn't have laughed, but...

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

here

www.mitchell.derbycounty.co.uk/ferrari%20Estate%203.jpg

and here
b3ta.com/board/1019341

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

Who said he was lying

very quick and dirty- just like everything else I do.

(Symball, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

There's one

here

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

Laugh ???

I almost killed myself
I bust a gut and a larynx as well
That laughing devil got a hold of me
I'm breathless and reckless
Quivering and senseless
Laugh? I almost paid my licence fee!

/sorry - bored (very)

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

you are a bad

gibbon

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)

it just happened.

i hadn't been up very long.

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

I know what you mean

it was the noise of the gunshots then the picture slowly tilting over. I thought it was a tripod falling over first time I saw it.

It probably wasn't wise to be up on a roof pointing something at troops in the middle of a fight.

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

been done before?...probably....oh well..

(jr_jayr, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

FLEA #65, #66 & #67

I'm currently at home, on a crappy dialup conection over the Easter period. So, here is the past few days worth of flea:

...more FLEA

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dogbomb, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

all bad, really bad

i love them :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

wooooooooo!

still great!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

haahahahaaha!

i like!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)

Dogbomb..

Dunno if you know but.

I live in Holland and get a TV Guide called 'Veronica' - They have a web section at the back and one of this weeks featured 'best of the web' sites is FLEA !

Congrats !

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Darryn.R, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)

Wow.

I didn't know that. Thanks for letting me know.

Is there any way that I would be able to get a scan or a copy of that?

If yes, please either post a scan to: dogbomb _at_ dogbomb.co.uk

Or send a paper version to: Flea-Toon, PO BOX 1251, Huddersfield, HD1 4WD, ENGLAND

If you decide to post it I will pay you back for postage or whatever. Cheers, and thanks for letting me know!

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dogbomb, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)

I'll scan it in as soon as I've got

my scanner working..

I'll also translate it for you..

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Darryn.R, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

Well you...

...are a mightily kind person. Much thanks!

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dogbomb, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

veronica

can't give you a scan...

but this is the page on the site belonging to the magazine that mentions flea.

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PoofBird ~V~, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

woo you the lovliness of the both of you.

it's nice when people spot things for other people.
FACT.

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pep, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)

Dem jokes am dreadful

I much like them all.

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)

Nice....

cool
p.s your'Thora Hird!!' site is the funniest one i've seen for a long time!!
P.p.s Your site is daily viewing for us all here although you don't update it very often!!??

link if not seen: www.thorahird.com/

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

Business was slow for Frank.

I recommend the Hawaiian burger
click for bigger!

(kebab, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

most woosome!

nice awning. :)

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lemonhead, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

nice

woo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)

the frankfurter tastes like shit though

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

ewww

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

heh!

love it.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

i really like that

the newspaper is a fantastic touch.
hurrah!

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mozza, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

Once wide-eyed and innocent

Buttercup had inevitably drifted into the seedy underworld of the big city.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

The hat !

You just can't resist a hat like that !
Woo !

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oCo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

well, hello there...

how much for milk and sirloin?

/coat

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

Phwoar,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

eye

wood

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)

hm meat market

very sexy
woo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)

love the latex dress!

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)

You've no idea

How satisfying it was squeezing her into it. I had both you and missing in mind when I made it. In a nice way, of course. Not in a sweaty, lecherous way whatsoever. Not me. No.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

too bad,

I can't speak for missing, but I might prefer the sweaty, lecherous way.

;-)

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

Sensi

Seeds? Oh really...!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

moo

woo!

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popt_art, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

Morning everyone

Tired of his "hole-in-the-road" trick, God decided to try something a bit more elaborated ...

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oCo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:37, archived)

woo!

brilliant.

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lemonhead, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)

reeepost

volcanos explained..

w/y/h by the way

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)

haven't seen this one before

top notch for sure !

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oCo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

Tubas explained...

repost, sorry

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A good man, and thorough, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

nicely

done!

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

Arrgh

that reminds me too much of an accident I had last year!

But Woo/Yay/Houpla for evil fucking gods.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

an accident ...

... involving an ostrich ?
I wanna know more about that !

Sorry if this reminds you of some painful memories.

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oCo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)

Well it was actually

a dog, but I swear it must've come out of a hole or something and I can pretend it was an emu if you like...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

addiction is not pretty...

need my fix NOW need my fix NOW need my fix NOW need my fix NOW

kittens, just say no to drugs.

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)

thats great

that is

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

morning

- no need to ask how the willy's doing thanks to your username ;-)

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)

mornin

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:35, archived)

Glad to hear

about your nuts

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:35, archived)

berk, have you

ever seen the LOTR easter egg involving jack black, the ring and a prince albert?

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)

nope

don't mention PA's, far too tempting

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)

not after you see it

www.mandezonen.dk/lotr/

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)

lol

still too tempting, especially if SMG comes with it :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)

arf

but she's none too gentle there

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

hehe

thats half the fun :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)

heh

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

that was MTV

done for their movie awards with Sarah Michelle Geller, they also did a spiderman one as well

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raw-edge, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

not seen the spiderman one

never watch MTV. luckily this one is on the dvd I have, not luckily it's not included on the UK release, something about it being too risque, I find that hard to understand.

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

how do you get to it?

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

on the extended dvd set -

go into the Scene Selection menu on disc one, and head to the final page where you'll find the real Council of Elrond scene. Highlight that scene and press "down" to find an image of the Ring. Press enter to view the entire clip.
(repeat, not on UK [R2] release)
google around, there are some others too

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

laff

very good.

(r0yksopp, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

I give it an arf!

oh and, by the way, morning all

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

Whoops!

The yanks have just bombed the Reuters office in Baghdad - now that wasn't very clever!

Oh, and big woos to the pic, btw!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)

All they need do now is get

AP and then there'll be no news coming out of Iraq - except of course the objective reports from "honest Moh" the Iraqi information minister

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)

I like him.

You've got to admire someone who's still optimistic even when they're having the living crap kicked out of them.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)

how do you know though

you are only seeing pictures from british state TV ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

teego chooses which programmes i watch

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

Teego

is a less hairy version of Gary Bushell.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

i like teego better than gary bushell

much better

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

I do too

I like Teego much better...
*FACT*

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

More Teego,

soon.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

i reckon that

so long as the iraquis don't surrender, the americans will eventually bomb themselves to buggery.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

I give that a

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)

ah ah

very good !

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oCo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)

luv the eyes

Can anyone help me find the DVT pict with the trombone? I've tried spazzing back but can't find it!

(Pedro, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)

Love it

love it love it. That has me grinning like a loon.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

hahaha

yayness.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)

Bonkers!

and brilliant. Woo!

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bean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

hahaha

reminds me that documentary on Channel 4 a few months ago about the homeless hostel for drunks in Glasgow. They'd all be sitting around drinking their Special Brew quite happily, and then suddenly two of them would get up and start fighting. Gruesome but gripping, in a "car crash" kind of way.

woo for drug addicted kitties, by the way.

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

jesus

thats one scary cat... love the alt tag too!

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hanrahan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

Peace out.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)

that is fucking great

*FACT*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)

Hmm

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

I said "Chemical Ali"....

...not "Cohenical Ali". ::shakes head:: Gee....

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

had to be done

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)

Just don't

animate it :)

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)

i don't

animate recursives, makes me feel ill trying

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO
IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO
IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO
IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

I second that

do it!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

The surviving brothers vow to carry on without Ali

He would've wanted it that way.

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:14, archived)

LOL

nice one!

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:15, archived)

hehe me likey

minor TJ:

Morning all. Lovely day, isn't it. I just spoke to my mum after she woke up from a 5 hour operation to remove her cancerous breast, and everything went perfectly. I am so unbelievably relieved. Drinks on me, be outside in 10 minutes.

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shindig, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)

best wishes

for your mum's recovery.

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)

Thanks

it's been a bit weird recently, cos my dad got made redundant the same day as we found out about the cancer, but it all seems to be sorting itself out now. Dad's got companies fighting over him, and Mum's on the road to recovery, so fingers crossed and all that.

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shindig, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)

yay!

and may the good luck continue!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)

Yay

for your mum - hope she gets better soon.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)

Good, good news

yay for shindig's mom

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)

glad that

she's ok.

(Teaseress, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)

yay!

thas good

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)

excellent news.

best wishes from here.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

yay

get well soon mum

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

congrats

(rottle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:41, archived)

James attributed his luck with the ladies to his bedroom eyes

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:58, archived)

ha ha!

verrry good pun.

(Teaseress, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:04, archived)

pun-tastic!

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)

Muah hahahaha

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:57, archived)

oh...

...you are sooo evil!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:02, archived)

who is this bloke?

what's going on?
/no telly

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:12, archived)

there's a war on you know

didn't you get the ration books? I'm down to my last pair of nylons.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

An American soldier...

...said he would give me some chocolate if I kissed him.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)

they all say that

then they steal our wimmen and create situation comedy. All because of their endless supply of bananas.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:29, archived)

I've never known a banana...

...not to be funny.

Except when they're killing off Scottish cottage industry of course.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)

Tis a hideous mingling of

my own fair self and a man responsible for gassing thousands. Oh the hilarity...

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

what is all that white stuff...

is someone spanking one off on Ahemical Al...

froodyerk - Lo Bob! It is I, Bitchpapa...if you are in town today could you drop off Ejector Seat Reservation...I have an unquenchable thirst for Swervedriver and some canut on Ebay keeps outbidding me for it...canut!

p.s. Tescos now sell the legendary Everything Bagel...last consumed by me a year ago in Dunkin Donuts on a daily basis while on holiday in the US of A...my life is complete...

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Bitchpapa, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:17, archived)

I will probably...

...be down this afternoon and I shall bring said CD.

I thought you had two copies of it anyway?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)

not any more...

boo...

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Bitchpapa, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)

Tribute to Chemical Ali

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)

Thanks...

...I needed that.

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:43, archived)

What are you talking about...

I like Dubya Bush.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)

that am di best

woo to the yay to the houpla wooo

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:10, archived)

A bit too

sick for first thing in the morning...

(Teaseress, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)

What is a bit too sick?

Georgie boy, I must say I am inclined to agree

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:13, archived)

saddam

taking his head off first thing in the morning

(Teaseress, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)

Tis no Saddam

Tis his cousin

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

it was a pic posted further up,

my comment got seperated from it - and pls be gentle with me - I haven't woken up yet...

(Teaseress, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:29, archived)

Coffee?

Donut?

virtual, I'm afraid

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)

that would

be absolutely lovely..
I dread to think how long it'll take to recover from this Friday (eeeek!!!!!!!)

(Teaseress, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

Oh when will we see,

Chemical Ali G
It just has to be
But alas, not by me..

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Darryn.R, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)

A tribute to Chemical Ali

True to saddam
We crush Islam
Cause we is muslam
For allah, Boom.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:13, archived)

scientists make shock discovery about eclipses

big
quantity over quality, thats the way :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:30, archived)

Oh...

...so subtle.

So good!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:31, archived)

that is plain and simple kwaleyteee!

w00t.

edit: thanks, i've been needing new wallpaper for a while now

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:34, archived)

know i had to hightlight that to quess what it was :) ....very good :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:37, archived)

That's

no moon

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)

Kewl!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:37, archived)

I can't see it...

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:38, archived)

spectacular!

woo!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:04, archived)

Nicely done

sir.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)

me see

nuttin ;(

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:34, archived)

use the force.....

the force luke.....

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)

As 666 is to the Antichrist, so shall 300 be to the Apocalypse...

(Now do you see why I need you "photoshop chemical ali bitches" to do the images?)

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)

Don't do yourself down mate

this ain't bad at all.

W/Y/H!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)

Time for a funerial tribute to Chemical Ali?

Don't do images, myself. But surely some of you visually gifted types can come up with an appropriate sendoff for our old Iraqi pal. He shall be missed. We shall not see his like again. Actually, we will, more's the pity.

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:23, archived)

duck and run

the natives gonna get ya

what are we? your photoshop chemical ali bitches?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:25, archived)

I chuckled heartily at that

wonderous comment. how true. flambe anyone?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)

photoshop chemical ali bitches

...coming to a porno theatre near you....

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:31, archived)

don't make me do bad things

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)

the war is soooooooooooo yesterday,

racoons are the new war.
Live racoon coverage on News24

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:25, archived)

What are we...

...your Chemical Ali photoshopping bitches or something.

I shall direct you down the board slightly.

[edit] don't take it personally, we just don't take instructions from no-one, to use bad grammer.

If all else fails, just get yourself some graphical manipulation software and give it a go - you might surprise yourself.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:25, archived)

Missed that one....

...but he looks so alive!

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)

graphical manipulation software?

Sorry, but the only digital manipulation I excel at results in the opposite of software...

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:34, archived)

meeep

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)

seconded

not the sort of mental image i want at this time of the morning

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)

As the man himself would say,

"I'm not dead"

Morning!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)

feel happy ....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:33, archived)

Yeah, so do I. It's a shame he couldn't

be brought to justice and made answer for his crimes, but dead is the next best...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)

oh go on then seeing as how I'm feeling nice: The Chemical Ali Brothers.

ooh I feel so dirty now

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)

Oh Boab...

...you're such a whore :)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:38, archived)

I already did one

and already reposted it. Doing so again would just be bad manners.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:36, archived)

My name is Al

and I'm a student of Chemistry. I feel insulted for some reason.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:37, archived)

You do strike me...

...as the kind that could murder thousands and feel no remorse though.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:38, archived)

Well....

you can never tell for sure, can you?

EDIT: And I thought of the username first, begone you cad.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:39, archived)

it cos i is dead...aii.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)

Hah!...

...b3tan you to it.

Maybe we could all change in tribute to the murderous swine... and of course you, his soon to be sworn in replacement.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)

But..

I'm the REAL Chemical Al(i)

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:45, archived)

I knew a

Chemichal Al too, although he ended up in a nut house due to the heroic amount of chemicals he used to take. Now he just dribbles

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)

the live bitesize racoon dippable lunchable handy kid's snack is a success.

but it may take months to sort a catchy name for the product

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)

woo

for teeny weeny annymules !

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Tedmus, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)

noooo don't jump widdle goaty!!

on second thoughts, go on, it'll be funnier hahahasicklaughhahaha

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)

shag

it...cook it...eat it....the lamb that is.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:30, archived)

yay

to the both of yers.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

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hanrahan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

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