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# He
was arrested for 'Face lifting'
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# "face lifting"
Hahahahahahahaaaa

I get that one
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# well done dear
we are pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)
# you two
really have something special here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)
# I must admit,
i really am quite excited. I think I've found the one for me! woo hooo!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:04, archived)
# oww
the pain!
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# he could have just bought it
it's sold everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# This may be Glasscock.
But, fuck it, I don't care. You can all just click it again anyway, and be grateful.

Find Your Pirate Name

From now on, you may all address me as Iron Ethel Kidd. YARRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Captain Tom Rackham says:
"Do you like Penguins?", sounds like a b3tan thing, must send it to yarr.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Evening Iron Ethel
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)
# yarrr
watch yer tongue when you be a-speakin to the Captain, ye scurvy dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I cant believe you changed your name
that quickly.

Good evening Cap'n
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# yarr
That's better.

I must remember this name/site for Sept 19th.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Captain Prudentilla Vane
Watch out - I'm here!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
#
Mad Dog Rackham
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Bloody Dave Vane
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# you be
very like mine you be?
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# you may call me Dirty,
Dirty Morty Rackham
..
(I helped save b3ta! feckless the pirate, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# That's just genius
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# no
it is
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# scotterrrrrr
pooooop
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# god we love it
when you talk dirty baby
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# you went to the pub at lunch
didn't you pep?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# i wish.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# pep, are you a broad?
and if so, do you want me?
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# aren't you in america?
I would be abroad then. Too far for you you big hunk of love muscle.
And no, I'm a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# are you at least one of those girly british folk
that might work in a pinch
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# ooh hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# sigh
I wish I was abroard
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# someone duplicated my credit card
and went to France and spain with it. The cnuts. Wouldn;t be so bad but i really need a holiday
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# haha
i laugh at you
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I can see that.
and don;t think it's not appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Bighugs
some cnuts stole my chequebook and have cleared out my bankaccount. The worse thing is is that i noticed in time to stop it. But hsbc didn't understand. They will next time i tell you...

... they'll know not to mess with MAD DAVEY KIDD AAARRR.

anyone going to belgium this weekend
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Wow really?
did they feel the WRATH OF PEP?

My dad's the most paranoid person about 'skimming' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# actually - they didn't.
It all gets paid back. It was mildly annoying having to go to the bank, but to be honest, i can't say I was that cross, just a bit suprised.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Ooh good.
You shoulda spent tons on it..and then claimed they did it so you get the money back :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# The bastards!
were you able to get the money back?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# yep.
tis all fine. I spotted it on a statement but the bank were goig to call me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)
# at least it was your credit card
it's harder to prove with a debit card
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# or so they
said..
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# yeah - i doubt it too
but never mind!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# I believe you are either
very young or very fat.
Probably ginger, and have been sunburnt on more than one occaision quite badly. You were bullied at high school and had a problem with acne.
You are very hygenic, and enjoy keeping rabbits. You have not moved out of your parents home.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# hey now
Ginger's all right.

*tugs at Pirate beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# old and skinny
have been sunburnt though
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# someone read
my autobiography then

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)
# thats your pirate name?
thats very you.. spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# it would appear
we're related..
I am Dread Pirate Kidd (apparently)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# No!
I'm Dread Pirate Kidd!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# pah
like you are fine and reliable!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# That's not very fair
you've never had to rely on me, so how would you know? :P

I know the account shanty, i must obviously be the perfect profit-making pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# i'm dread pirate kidd
and so's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# i don't actually have a wife
*breaks down into sobbing mess*
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# I
have the newest best thing in the world.
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# No!
I'm Dread Pirate Kidd!
(Fellmeister, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# there's no way
you're steady and reliable.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# arrrr!
'tis a fine site an' no mistake, but 'tis linked to in m3ss3nger, mehearty.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# you're kidding...
bums. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# my mistake
cap'n 'tis a scurvey imposter in m3ss3nger!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# oh good-oh, I feel a bit more original now.
YARRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Mad Tom Flint
at your service cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# who looks like a tit now then?
eh?

eh?

eh?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# cock off
monkeyfiddler. Any important news?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# meeting tomorrow.
if fucking TV people can fucking keep out of the nosebag for 24 hours.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# FUCK THEM!
FUCK THEM HARD!







Dinnertime - will m3ssag3
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Iron Tom Rackham
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Dirty Roger Flint
says, YAAAAAAAAAARRR! 'tis a good link.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Dirty Roger...
hee hee hee...

You know, it suits you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Isn't there a mexican actor/director
called Roger Sanchez?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# american
disc jockey.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# you really do *know* don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# yarrr
Mad Dog be well booklearned in the Young Folk's interests, being one 'imself. Yarr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)
# vat
dirty sanchez... aaaaarrrr
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# mad john bonney
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Mad Davy Bonney
Im scared our answers must have been very similar.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# eep !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Arrr!
Evenin' cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Bloody
Tom Bonney
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# yarr
I fear there may be a duel a-breakin out between you and the sunshine elephant, me laddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# pistols at dawn
yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# there's a wash o' Bonneys around these parts.
But then, I like a bonny crew. YARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# i'm your brother
mad john
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# but
you have a womans hand my lord !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# that be due to my transexualism
matey
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I don't know how this happened
But I'm Dirty Bess Kidd, aaarrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Dread Pirate Flint
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# hmm, sweet
Calico Sam Flint

hurrah, buckle my swashes!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Calico Sam Flint?
Yarr, that's the least threatening one yet. Ooo-er, Calico? Help help, I can't cope with anything rougher than muslin, yarrrrrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)
# i b
Mad Jack Bonney

apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# WOW!
Mad Tom Vane
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Mad Sam Vane
And I'm crazy too.

(evening, and probably 'bye too for I'm just having a quick snoop before I got out)
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# contrary to popular belief...
lemmings actually have strong survival instincts
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# baaa.
baaa,
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# ....
you again?
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# isn't he a cutie?
he's the daddy you know. How marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:39, archived)
# simply
smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# i'm yer daddy
son
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# mine
too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# oh yes, i beelieve he's
everyones. i think that makes you my brother - yipeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# simply
maaaaaaahhhhhvellous !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# smashing isn't it?
bless our American cousins.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Would you like
a hob nob?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# lovely -
I'll pop the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# tickety
boo........two lumps and a splash for me please dearie
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# but
i'm a lovely american ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
#
i think he has truly scoped the b3ta family. yay for baaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# yaaay! we have a new little
baaa pet.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)
# la la la la
hooray for baaa
saving b3taaa
from losing fluffiness
la la la la
hooray for baaa
it it wasn't for yaaaa
we'd all be in a mess
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# i agree about his lack of poetry
though.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)
# in the early days of b3ta
were there lots of text fps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)
# I'm afriad
not :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# i shall make it my soul to get one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# THREADJACK (Again) Sorry...
Does anyone have that little annoying paperclip guy (WORD) with the reply bar and all?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# do
you have word?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# 'tis DIfferent for a Mac...
I need the PC one.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# oh...
you're going to resurrect that bandwagon? ;)
(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I may...
that's my choice, idn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# absolutely!!
.
(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# I reckon I could take him
sword or no sword.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# ahh yes
but you forgot about the gun in his right paw
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:39, archived)
# crafty bastard
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# awwwwww
How cute!
(Liv, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Ladies and Gentlemen
Roll up and see the world's worst pun*



*officially
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# ahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# woo
and erm...
groan
(There is no Mr Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# tops
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# i don't get get it
.
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# i don't believe you.
poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# poppet
huh
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# mmm
toffee poppets!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# i'm afraid
the raisin ones were nicer
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# They were made
in a factory in Croydon which has now, alas, closed forever. Arse.

Sorry did I say that out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)
# I am
lovink zis.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Groooooooooooooan
Woo but still...groooooooooan....
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:39, archived)
# You should win an award
most wooyay execution of an awful pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:39, archived)
# hee hee hee
love the intermission, very 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'esque' of you.

w/y/badger
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# i was thinking more
'holy grail'
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# That
actually caused me genuine, physical pain.
(mr chimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Bwhahahhaahahaha!
That's brilliant :)
(Liv, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# it might be bad...
but it's also bloody good :D
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Surely the world's worst pun is:
A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid.

"Certainly Sir" says Gervaise the waiter. "Would you like to choose your squid from this tank?"

"I'll have that little green one with the moustache" says the customer.

"Oh no!" replies Gervaise. "He's my favourite! He's so small, cute and friendly. Surely you'd prefer one of the bigger meatier ones?"

"No," says the customer. "It's got to be that one."

So Gervaise gets the little green squid out and puts him on the chopping block, raises his knife and... the little squid looks up and smiles at him, twitching his bushy moustache into a big friendly grin.

"It's no good," says Gervaise. "I can't do it. I'll have to ask Hans who does the washing up. He's a big tough brute, he'll be able to do the evil deed."

So out comes Hans, while Gervaise disappears off in tears. Hans picks up the knife, raises it to chop the little squid's head off and ... once again the little friendly squid looks up and smiles, wiggling his little legs and twitching his little moustache.

So Hans too finds it impossible to kill him. So the moral of the story is ...



Hans that do dishes is as soft as Gervaise with mild green hairy lip squid.

Edit: Woo of course :)
(Thiefs_Pawn, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# You
win... there is no competing with that! hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# i am finding this wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# mommy?
?
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:39, archived)
# possibly
darling.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Tenacious
D?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
#

And it only took me 310 days

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# loser
o
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:39, archived)
# well that beats me...
Mine took me aver a year!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# woo!
yay for us slow posters!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# as the founder do i have permission to have no relevance
(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# your moms face here
punk
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# yes, your mums face on baas.
punk indeed. Hooorah!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:37, archived)
# this is the angriest i've ever seen you get
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:39, archived)
# grrrrrrrr
anger
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)
# oooh tiger!
you sexy baa beast,
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# stick around
there may be bloodshed. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)
# angry?
but he's so sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)
# he's no sunshine
i haven't heard a word of poetry drop from his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Here, hold this a minute will ya.
It's a tangent, feel free to use it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:37, archived)
# last one

ta! off for lunch
(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# that looks like a side view of a blue headed green/yellow robot
bending over to the left.
Perhaps even 69'ing with a blue robotula
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# sitting on a toilet
doing a big POOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Robot pr0n?
Death to this bandwagon anyway. This is my first bandwagon hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# if you squint a bit
it also looks like dilbert trying to suck his own dick
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# nope


in purest b3tan style, it's a badly drawn cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:37, archived)
# i thought
that too
(There is no Mr Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:39, archived)
# map
?
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# more controversial posts?
ooh, damnit, you're good you know.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# you are good too
in other areas
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)
# thaks
pal
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:37, archived)
# i'd like to be as cuttin as baa one day
i do believe i have a new hero.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# you can be my sidekick
yoooo
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)
# yipeee!
oh happy day!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)
# why o why
did i larf at that :D
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# The second edition of the album
wasn't QUITE as good as the original.

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# I find that hard to believe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# huh
?
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# THREADJACK
DOes anyone have a piccie of that lil paperclip guy from Word? the whole thing.. including the reply box?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# tucan sam
what did i say?
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# tiny
tucan?
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)
# or massive grass
who knows
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Everyone welcome
the fuzzy brain-eating kitty.

No, really, the black yarn is in the mail, i'll give him a real face soon, promise. and the pixel bunny a face too.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)
# how lame
poooooo
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)
# LOOK EVERYONE!
it's some one being awfully controversial!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# how clever
,
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# and again!
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Please ignore me
i'm a retarded yankee fuck
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# where, where?
oh......

I see.....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Please in future ignore me
it's best for everyone
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)
# more like
yesterday's news
yesterday's troll.
*yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# COOL!
he has boobies for feet :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)
# *squints*
how can he? he's made out of yarn?
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)
# yeah
that`s what makes it so fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# If you think those look like boobs
i don't think you've been near any women in a long, LONG time. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# yeah
and it feels great!

besides, I have my own moobs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)
# you
wouldn't think, would you..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# watch it
shorty
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# "
"
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)
# boob?
feet?
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# your username
is my daughters favorite word.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# your daughters a slut
o
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# please ignore my last message
i'm a retarded yankee fuck
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# yes we'd sussed that
dickhead.
(Harry Monk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# psst
i'm not really baaa ;)
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# cheese
dip?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Now Now, play fluffy
mother fucker :)
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# tis true
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# you've spoilt
it all
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# People were being nasty ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
www.b3ta.com/board/1549859
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)
# only if you
don't like cheese dip :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# she could still
kick your head in in a fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# brat
poop
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# "retarded
fuck"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)
# yeaaah!!
*Rik Mayall faces*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# is
that Mittens or the other one whose name evades me?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)
# yup
It's mittens (the blue one)
sort of the wrong colour blue but i had an excess of blue baby yarn.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# it's
very woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# I'm a little concerned with all these b3tan things becoming 3-dimensional
what if someone makes replacement B3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)
# perhaps they already have?


MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# start
the steamrollers !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# hmm
where's that pic of Mother again? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# cool
you're good at these aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)
# *shrug*
you tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# pixel bunny?
what? show me show me!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# here, but he's really really crap, i'm warning you...
www.b3ta.com/board/1543264
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# blimey -
it's THE pixel bunny. they'll both be ace with faces.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# He's quite a dapper dresser

He's even color coordinated.

clicky for slightly largery
(I helped save b3ta! WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:27, archived)
# crabs
itch
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)
# and i'm a big
cock
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# i mean i have one
.
(baaa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# no i mean i AM
one
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# very natty!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# yay
for dressed crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Here comes another one
(I helped save b3ta! WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)
# but you can't
your face sold here
at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# i've had just about enough of this.
i'm going to go look at some porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Porn?
where?

Let me see
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:27, archived)
# apparently this "internet" thingy
is full of it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)
# best on the net
SHAVED GOAT


(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:27, archived)
# phwooaar !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)
# GOGOGO!
wanking for Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# limeon?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# ummm
i agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Ohhhh
nice
lemony lime
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# ooh.
nice.

but i preferred the apple/orange.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:24, archived)
# mmmm
need some gin :)

and: woo
(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:24, archived)
# that
was way too subtle for my small brain! had to look at the filename :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:24, archived)
# the filename is exactly the same as what it says at the top of the pic
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:26, archived)
# oops :-)
...that`ll be the wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# nice shopping
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)
# twas better:
b3ta.com/board/1549025
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I say
have a yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Record for longest untethered spacewalk by a cat.
__
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# looks like a lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# no
it's definately a cat.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# frogs
eat bananas
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# SPACEFISH
Your poem is the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# it's madmike
dear
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# no
he's the one that made the untethered cat space walk thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:24, archived)
# give us a recite then
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)
# lora loves iain, and iain loves lorey
they made love, and gave birth, to a little Tory.
written by Spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)
# no
it's definately a poem.

i love anaphoric reference, i do.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:24, archived)
# it's a song though
:)
not even wholly copyright spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:32, archived)
# well
it's still the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:35, archived)
# *

*not my arse
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)
# heheheh
TO THE MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# had
to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# now that is
funny
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# jesus
must have been cold
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# YES!
excellent!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Fight Bandwagons with arses
Fantastic idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# my face there
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# i just got off the train
(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
#


Not being nasty, just standard bandwagon responsage.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# I just got off
on the train... with your ma!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# badum
tish!
(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# tip
top
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# luvvly jubbly
w/y/badger
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# nice
reflection
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# I have a carrier bag
filled with Bombay Mix.
woopic!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# blimey
ain`t seen you around in a while, SporeMan
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# been buying and selling me house
and my potter exploded.
?Heh my pooter too. I'm leaving that typo as I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# wooooo spooky
mine blew up too!

I should be getting a newer, spangly-er one on Saturday, on which day I will be jumping about like a jumpy thing! It`s gonna r0x0r! TO THE MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:26, archived)
# that's totally wookie!
Jabba Jabba Snooootles!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Mmmmm
Bombay mix
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# The battery life is rubbish,
but you should hear the ringtones!

Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)
# trigger happy?
very good as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)
# HELLO?
WHAT? NO, I'M IN THE CINEMA!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# quality
(that is all)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)
# you
should be coming to manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# eh?
I should?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# i'd show you
puny..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# hang on...
you live around the corner from me (sort of) - why do I need to go to Manchester to be shown puny?

"Oh Man-ches-ter
So much to ans-wer forrr"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:27, archived)
# woo
now if you just animated the speakers..
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)
# heh
might persuade me to get a phone. Maybe....

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Wooooooooo
thats tops
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Very
good
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)
# i love it!
where can i buy four?

But how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# woo -
where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I've been on holiday
and way too busy at work these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# mobile telephones
are a blight upon the land. why can't you just talk to people? text messages? what's the fucking point of that? it's a telephone, use it to telephone someone! why can't you just wait till you meet that person? it's not like you've got something wonderful and profound to say, and if you did, then it should be said to their face, and it's not like anyone else around you cares.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# i can't talk to them face to face when
they're miles and miles and miles away..
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# use a land line.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# you see,
i quite like the humble payphone.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# much more expensive
than using a mobile. Don't have them on trains, buses, etc.

Oh and they smell. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)
# why?
my landline got cut off when i was at uni for two weeks. hence a mobile.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# if you wanted people to phone you,
you'd stay at home. if you want to meet people, then you'd leave the house.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# so, i've gone to the pub to meet people.
but! my mate's on a train that has broken down. he quickly whips out his mobile and txts: "train broken. going to be hour late". so i know he's not just forgotten.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# what's wrong with your carrier pigeon?
fuckass.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# i fucked it in the ass.
obviously.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# har har!
you got my sloppy seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)
# a landline is no use
if i am not near a landline.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)
# face to face sold here?
(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)
# yeah
fucking messageboards...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# oooh
hark at you!






/handbag
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# less chance of frying your brain
if you text message I suppose, and there are a few recruitment agencies I wouldn`t want to meet, cos I`d be tempted to dander in with a couple of pounds of semtex strapped to my personage!

but - I have a normal, and quiet ringtone on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# now ringtone
tunes, they ARE shit. ring ring dammit! its a phone not a fucking portable shit midi player.
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# 100% FACT!
Plus, you know that thing you piss about all day on at work chatting to people, the internet? Why do you want people to be able to bug you on the train/at the cinema/in the pub as well?

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# i don't know if you realise
but there is an off button on most phones.
Or you could just not answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# I do
I'd rather just not have people say next time I see them "Why is your mobile always switched off, moan, winge, whine, complain?"
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# if i were you, i'd get better mates.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# I think I know
where to start.....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# look, i've told you.
you can't move in with me!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)
# i would recommend
different chums.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:24, archived)
# yeah
I think the Off button is a fantastic invention - especially when you also turn off voice mail! My bird has a mobile, two phone lines, and two phones.

.... WHY!?

All she gets is cold sellers calling, and still hasn`t quite learned my technique of

"Hello? Yes? Uh huh? No thanks - would you do me a favour and fuck off?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# blimeh.
thought you were gay.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)
# watch it you
and you too, MARTIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)
# i find mobiles come in handy
sometimes.
I'm sorry, but i do.

Mine helps me find my brother or friends.

And if they don't want to be found, they don't have to answer.
Simple as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# indeed.
mine even came equipped with an 'off' switch.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# it's odd how
most people use that switch when i try to ring them.


*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# aww.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)
# text messages are all i use
i would be much happier if they removed the phone bit altogether. in fact, i'd be happier if everyone stopped voice comms completely. and video comms, they're worse.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# text and e-mail only
it's a utopia we can only dream of.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# vocal cords should be removed at birth
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)
# how was your holiday mate?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# great, but 35+ degrees
It was the same sort of temperature that I imagine hell to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)
# back in the saddle mr slim
and as expertly ridden as ever.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# that note of praise
actually disturbs me, for no apparent reason.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# you've been flirting
outrageously with slim all day.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# i haven't.
i asked him if he wanted to be offered, 'sex'.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# he's
only human
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# theres only one think for that

I want that phone
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# HEHEHEHEHE
WTF is that??!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Nice woo
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)
# brillistic
and excellous
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# woo
<rant>but don't leave it on your fucking desk when you go to lunch so it rings every five minutes and drives all your colleagues to the brink of incoherence</rant>
(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# the brink of incoherence
I woo that
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# just logged in
and that has made me smile muchly. top work as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:01, archived)
# fucking
fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 8:56, archived)

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