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This is a link post Borderline filth on BBC.co.uk main page


It might be still there. And quite possibly I'm revealing my proclivities by posting this. But, eh, PHWOOOAR,eh? PHWOOOOOAR, eh?
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post you must have a very low titilation threshold
are you a teenage boy?
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think when I was a teenager I could have gotten a stiffy from an erotically-posed anglepoise lamp
phwoar
 (I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
I'm 40. I've been married for 16 years, have two kids, but this lady does it for me. I can't explain.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post is it because she looks a bit like a man?
there's no shame in that you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:04, Reply)
This is a link post A very large number of Lyrebirds I made this!
OK, I know it's rather poor compared to the original but I had to get it out of my head, so thought I'd subject myself to your cruel tauntings of my efforts...
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
consider yourself berated, funny still though
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha-ha!
The end!
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post now this i like!!
i did like the redubbed stella and people on a night out. aka, mating rituals. cracking vid that
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha this is great!
*clicks*

sees original *unclicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking brilliant.
i done clicked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Top work, sir :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yay
excellent
and i approve of your use of the Propellerheads too
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post They're Aussies aren't they?
Like that bird.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping that's what the title was referring to
Nearly died laughing. Please accept this click as a token of my gratitude.
 (digitdean, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ermmmmmm....
If there was an "I changed this from the much better original button!" then you would have gotten a click.

But...

www.b3ta.com/links/212777
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes
I almost didn't do it because of the quality of the original. But then I did.

And yes, the title is a reference to the track :P I was briefly toying with using some Beardyman, perhaps another day.

Ta for the clickage!
 (fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that's excellent *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
Made me chortle!
 (Fluffster, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:11, Reply)
This is a link post You got a big mouf.
Human zoo time.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen it

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post that is so wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post old.
old internet stuff. old. just ....so...old.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:36, Reply)
This is a link post A table that becomes shield and a cluestick? Sign me up!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Geekologie
the site that replaced Hedonistica?
 (Tin Can Man, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post lol, i liked the description
"Which, um, pretty much every table does if you kick it hard enough."
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is very old =p
Also, apparently if you keep that in your room incase of burglary/attack you can be done for premeditative... something or other. Mind, I'd rather be done for having a sheild and club by my bed than be murdered, raped and pillaged!
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post *winks*

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, Reply)
This is a link post With the recent talk of religious nutters...
I thought I'd post a link to Shelley the Republican again. Once I thought it was a spoof. Sadly, I was quite, quite wrong. It's mad as cheese.
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "Once I thought it was a spoof."
and once, you were right.
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think a spoof site
Would have this on it [NSFW!!]:
www.shelleytherepublican.com/category/crime/justice/abortion/abortion-2
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Wowser
I can't believe I made it to the bottom of that page. Spoof or troof, that site is bonkers.
 (GesticularDancer is sorry if my jokes been done better before, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a spoof?
This is one of the greatest spoofs on the interwebs.

Shelley is happily trolling her way to Google riches and acknowledgment of this fact would lesson her paycheque.

This is one article (of many) that finally confirmed her nefarious plan: snurl.com/4ksjq [www_shelleytherepublican_com]
 (raerth_, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post obama as hitler.
srsli,wtf?
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:32, Reply)
This is a link post Woof yeah
I was looking on Soundsnap for a sound effect of a dog barking -- for a video I'm editing -- when I found this. I know you believe me.

www.soundsnap.com/node/7585
 (Super Jet Shoes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my new ringtone sorted.
Oh yes.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:18, Reply)
This is a link post Meet Randy Midgett
4th image down, and what a beautiful picture it is.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post i hate kids ranting in front of their web cam I made this!
i hope this can annoy yanks at least a bit because thats the whole intention
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post i didnt
understand a word of that
 (tronicsupersonic declaring his love for noggin the nog since 1992, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah...
Nor me
 (Necroflange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post His name isn't Jacob Dyer
He doesn't sound like Barnaby Bear, nor is he probably aware of Barnaby bear's existence. He probably hasn't been to France, and certainly not to elocution lessons. Someone may or may not have burnt his neck in the past, but he most certainly will have been beaten many times for being such a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this answer alot

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:14, Reply)
This is a link post Strange bid on DVD swap shop. NSFW
Check out the third result down.
Wrong in so many ways.
 (BobLog, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
is that bob log as is boob scotch?
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's Bob Log the Third. I'm Bob Log the First.

*HMPH*
 (BobLog, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Bob Loblaw's Law Blog
/Arrested Development blog
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I giggled
at the fact that it has 69 hours to go.

Sweet jesus, i need to get out more.
 (Tin Can Man, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it is the online waping site
*waps* oh wait
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think
this is connected ?

www.swapcycle.co.uk/detail.asp?id=19741
 (Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:40, Reply)
This is a link post Incredible how you can. . . . . see right through me!
A Team Fortress cartoon skit, usually I'm not into this sort of thing but this kinda transcends the subject matter.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the skat-be-bop breakout at the end
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
that's the best bit.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Wik
RIP Scatman John. A man who transformed scat from something to do with poo into something to do with talking nonsense at speed.
 (Necroflange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
This should be an unlockable weapon for the spy
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAH SAPPING MAH YOUTUBE!

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:38, Reply)
This is a link post Oh no!
...indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That is brilliant.
So satisfying.
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not one to scream "fake!"
but the car alarm starts when you can still see the spool rolling off the corner of the frame.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No it does not.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it just me,
or does the car alarm sound like the start to the Rocky theme?
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
ace :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't imagine why people decide to videotape these things...
...but i'm grateful that they do.
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post OhNoLookOutIt'sARayGun
Pyew pyew!
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how the guy on the left
falls over for no reason
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That was because
of the shock of realising he'd left his marigolds on for heavy lifting duties.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It was because of the shockwaves from the blast.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an advert for Microsoft.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, it is. But recently they only show the guy with the telephone, who stands in front of the door, in the ad.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not doubting you
but why would i go buy microsoft after watching that?

"Crashes are everywhere, that's why you'll like new Microsoft Vista"

"Enjoy man handling awkward and expensive packages about the place? you'll love new Microsoft vista"

"Feeling euphoric over the adrenaline rush of a giant object not actually killing anyone when it easily could have and need to be brought down with the crushing realisation you just shelled out $400 for an operating system that's slower and less stable the one you already had? You need new Microsoft Vista"
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I was sent this a couple of months ago
It was for an advert of some sort but I cant find the email now to find out for what. Possibly Insurance???

Edit: Ahhh yes see above :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post Sneaking into the United States for Dummies
As issued by the Mexican Government.

Arriba!
Ay Caramba!
Old el paso!
 (blipblop, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The untranslated page talks about conjugal visits.
Pffft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a link post Angel and Devil earphones
These aren't particularly amazing, although they're kind of cute.

Only reason I'm posting this is that I think prodigy69 should sue them =)
 (Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post The return of the Kazookeylele!
playing dueling banjos with a midi ran chruch organ!!!!
 (Swany o¿o, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I love chruch organs.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I sawed him in edinburgh playing on saturday.
He was quite good but it was a little cold so his voice was off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post wow,
the X-Factor studios must be bloody freezing then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post They say of the Acropolis, where the parthenon is...
They say of the Acropolis, where the parthenon is...
They say of the Acropolis, where the parthenon is...
They say of the Acropolis, where the parthenon is...
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly glassy, but very funny.

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It is probably more glassy than glass will ever be
but it is great to watch after a shit day
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That was rather ace!
Made me smile after a crappy day at work :D
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Feckin love this man and this program!
Wo ist mein handy?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:21, Reply)
This is a link post Pug Bowling
pug+bowling pins+laser pointer*pledge=fun

a bit mean but stll humourous

I had the sound off and Flock of Seagulls on my earphones which just made it stranger.....
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post a few minutes too long...
...but this should be an olympic sport
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Crying
from laughing

I am easily amused
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)
This is a link post Unsafe Search I made this!
Ok, there is web search and safe web search (with adult filters and stuff). But what if I only want the unsafe content?

This does that.
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post needs morE image searchability

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to know more.
Can i gaz you please?
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck it,
I will anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds good
I'm getting a 404 on search.php.

edit:
Ah, I see. Needs a notice about Javascript.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It only seems to filter subdomains that the hosts don't wish to be indexed.
I searched for 'sexy' and got mainly nice things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post Butt-Out Tool instructions
In case you're unsure how to use a barbed butt-plug on dead animals.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 

          0   0

          _____

 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This.

(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *steps slowly away from keyboard*
*hides from the internet*
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Relax...
It's endorsed by Sarah Palin, dontcha know?
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post nice!
er...... um.... hmmmmm....

I don't really know what to say! I don't even wanna know how you found this!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post May I ask
what one might use a barbed butt-plug on a dead animal for?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post please don't ask that!


*shudders
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post to stop excrement pouring out of its dead ass





*has one or two elephant trophies in his front room
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post :-O
How are you supposed to mung then??
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post un-tie and stuff with any given mung you can mung up

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post home made mung?
'ol mummas secret mung recipie'
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post stop - STOP


You're starting more questions in my head than I care to have answers for!
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Mung-curious?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Fun, of course!

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm fun for all the family!!
I might have to order a few just incase. Might be good when you get to a certain age and loose bowel control.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post To remove anything which is likely to rot during the time it is hanging.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:52, Reply)

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