Kerry Katona drunk on This morning?
(Poor quality vid)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:21, Reply)
What's wrong with recording off the TV using a shitty camera phone and ACTUALLY FACING THE TV AT THE CORRECT FUCKING ANGLE????
/goes for a quest stroll to caaaalm down
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:31, Reply)
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article307898.ece?channel=TV+Biz&clipID=1347_SUN10855
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW7GJ0wvdHk
Dear oh dear.
Car crash television of the highest order.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:30, Reply)
From the 2008 Scream awards in 'merika.
This is all types of awesomeness
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:06, Reply)
Major lurkers first post - be gentle and use lube.
This vid really took me back. Dont think its GC
(relurks)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:33, Reply)
Welcome, sir! I don't know about lube though, let's go in dry and see what happens.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)
/longlostfriendwithsimilarnicknamebutprobablysomeonecompletelydifferentasmrmattisnotaveryunusualnicknameiseemtoberamblingabithereblog
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:46, Reply)
... in fact no-one calls me MrMatt - dont know why I picked it as a name tbh - it seemed fitting as my name is Matt :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:52, Reply)
woo me!!!!!
anyhoo, welcome, pull up a kitten, link away man!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:54, Reply)
i get the mental image of them sweating over the keyboard, hoping and praying they don't fuck up, fretting to try and impress.
I never bothered lurking, just signed up and got posting, then got flamed to fuck for a massive anim.......loved this place ever since.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)
a trend ... and so easy to do - best not fuck up now
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:57, Reply)
to find my conservatory floor covered in dog shit and vomit this morning.
Been in a bad mood ever since so I felt like indulging in some mindless violence. :)
I feel better now!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:23, Reply)
i see, i was not being disrespectful to the noob, merely massively overenthusiastic.
but now you have slapped me, we must duel to the death.
*shit sniffing mantis pose*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:13, Reply)
We got a guy at work who looks like him, only wqith glasses.
Just as creepy as well
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:06, Reply)
fingerbobs. If anyone ever finds a clip of Let's Pretend (with the pink feather boa caterpillar and Wayne Jackman) do please gaz me. I've been looking since the advent of youtube.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, Reply)
Such a shame that "Let's pretend is at(came to) an end...
:(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:22, Reply)
My, how you've changed.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:33, Reply)
it might make me long for the simple days of being 4 again....
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:16, Reply)
Cordyceps Fungus - The mind-control Killer-Fungi
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, Reply)
Actually I'm sure I've heard of parasites that can alter human behaviour....
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
Wikipedia's entry on the parasite is easier to read. But this still is pretty scary shit.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:06, Reply)
I love nature stuff about 'creepy cr5awlies' cos it is, literally, another world.
Lions and stuff you can see at a safari park.
THIS is totally alien to us
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, Reply)
then their's enough shit going on under your bed to start a drug lab
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:44, Reply)
This gave me the creeping horrors when I read about it in an X-files book I got years ago. The ants are particularly odd, as they normall spend their entire life on the forest floor, and don't really have a concept of 'up' - The fungus makes them climb.
My scalp-s itching just thinking about it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:09, Reply)
... this would mean god's a pretty twisted little fucker.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, Reply)
But that almost gave me teh fear.
Let's hope that never falls into the hands of terrorists - ID cards for every ant is a small price to pay for security.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)
What with them being able to lift 10 times their own body weight and all
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, Reply)
*breathes* Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhhh!
*cries*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
is why I avoid cooking with mushrooms. Can't be too careful...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
if only there was an equivalent that attacked humans - it would have stopped us overpopulating the earth :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)
Not only does this woman need to be forcefully sent back to the bronze age, check out her creepy blog widget. The thought of her breeding...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:25, Reply)
*shudders*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:28, Reply)
I'm a pretty mellow and friendly guy
but she actually makes me want to punch her in the face...
her ignorant hateful stupid face
maybe even with a blunt instrument
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:54, Reply)
I bet you didn't, cos you don't want to engage in debate, you just want to spread fucking vile hatred.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:09, Reply)
So I posted that one out of Pulp Fiction
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:22, Reply)
The bible would be a hell of a lot better if it was written by Quentin Tarantino
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:27, Reply)
i find it funny though that she quotes from the King James bible (a version concoted in 1611, in England) rather than the original manuscripts or original versions. a version which was thought up by a biggoted english King, with a clear political agenda.
Religion saddens me, not angers.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:17, Reply)
With any luck, some radical will blow up the gay school. No, I'm not condoning vigilantism--I'm merely saying that it would be poetic justice.
I really hope there is a God and that he is as pissed with this woman as I currently am.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)
"a faggot wants to defile anyone or anything he can get his hands on"
Wonderful.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:25, Reply)
God is love, and all that bollocks
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:25, Reply)
at least come january she'll have something good to be pissed off about.
OBAMA IS A MUSLEN!!!!
baptisthomeschooling.blogspot.com/2008/07/little-political-humor.html
baptisthomeschooling.blogspot.com/2008/05/barack-hussain-obama.html
horrible horrible woman....
AAAAAAHHHH soo much unrational gay hate!!
baptisthomeschooling.blogspot.com/2008/06/another-victory-for-homosexual-agenda.html
She just doesn't stop........ but fuck it, i've given her page enough attention now, the fucking god-cunt.
baptisthomeschooling.blogspot.com/2008/05/playing-for-other-team.html
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
a vile, spitefilled, hate fuelled indoctrinated idiot. Ironically, her idea of a christian utopia is probably quite close to my idea of hell on earth.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:59, Reply)
If only there was a way to contact her. Something like this for instance:
Starnes, Raani
[email protected]
1904 Camino Rio
Farmington, NM 87401
US
+1.5055649272
Then we could REALLY vent our anger!
PS. I could almost have drawn where she is in the US just from here comments:
maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=NM+87401&ie=UTF8&ll=36.385429,-108.233228&spn=0.025117,0.05579&t=h&z=15
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:20, Reply)
God doesn't exist
I tried, but she has switched off comments. So I commented on her daughters blog instead:
'please pass onto your mommy "btw, this might be a bit late, buuuut, god doesn't actually exist, just thought you should know"'
hope it gets published...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, Reply)
it was made by a b3tan and then ripped by your site...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:35, Reply)
it wasn't made by a b3tan (it was linked by one though, in turn ending up in the newsletter)
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue314/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:02, Reply)
Though the baby one was featured on that bizarre cake site.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:46, Reply)
yum...
Seems like embedding disabled, you'll have to click through
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:40, Reply)
But probably best to watch this with the sound down, the better to avoid Billy Corgan.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:52, Reply)
fits it perfectly
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:59, Reply)
But it looks lully :)
And it's not an embeddable link, so you need to click the title.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, Reply)
I thought it was a terrible idea. But each new bit of footage I see from it, it looks like they're doing it right.
I thought it was unfilmable. It appears I may have been wrong :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:25, Reply)
That looks even more amazing.
Beginning is the end is the beginning is such a good choice
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:05, Reply)
Ummm..... i HATE to be a "whistle blower" & I don't actually have one of these, but this was just TOO interesting to ignore.
If any ladies or gents DO have one, then please feel free to give it a go.
EDIT:- This one has received a LOT of scepticism.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:26, Reply)
It's bollocks.
Note when he starts that the bottom right hand 4 blues are already in position. The moves he's doing *never* affect those four squares. Ergo, it's bollocks..
Cheers
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:37, Reply)
the four squares under his right thumb never move.
therefore if the four squares under his right thumb are not all the same colour, the cube can never be solved.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:40, Reply)
but there is definately a method.
At the Derby bash a few weeks ago, Hedgehog from hell did one in about 1 min 30...
And I rememeber years back seeing people on telly solving them behind their back, so there is defiantely a trick to it
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:42, Reply)
Therefore, Time Travel is possible
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:07, Reply)
Mrs P bought a keyring one a few weeks back, and I pissed her of by mixing it up one night and then solving it back the next ;)
Not in a minute and a half though!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:09, Reply)
on average under 2 mins. (Fastest was 1.06)
There are lots of methods to it. But the one I used was to first solve one whole layer (which is one face, and all the corners and mids for each of the attached side bits). Then there are a handful of algorithms which will solve the mid layer, and bottom layer, without disturbing what you've already done.
It's been so long, I really can't remember the moves, only the outcomes. I have them written down somewhere.
The really hardcore guys can look at seemingly disparate parts of the cube, and have a short cut up their sleeve which allows them to solve two or three bits at once.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:37, Reply)
Yo sir!
I passed my first ECDL, which means I can use the internet ;)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:39, Reply)
I thought you'd piss through that without a sweat.
"This, is a mouse... Mouse."
"This, is a screen.. Screen."
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:58, Reply)
Without too much difficulty.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:10, Reply)
Q5. I once went to France?
a) Paris is a wonderful city, rich in culture.
b) It was filled with cheese eating surrender monkeys.
c) Some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it.
d) It's quite close to Belgium.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:16, Reply)
Question 28:
You find a picture of a great big magenta cock on a website, is it a:
a) BBC
b) BCC
c) CDC
d) Best left for George Michael.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:17, Reply)
01101010011001010110000101101100011011110111010101110011
Edit: :D Hello you!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, Reply)
I had a Tandy Color (sic) Computer which was the dragons evil twin ;)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:10, Reply)
I seem to have broken this one by banging my head on it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:35, Reply)
there are something in the range of 5 x 1019 permutations on a cube. In order for this to work, these moves would have to cycle through all the permutations, eventually landing on the "correct" one. It seems to me more likely that the cube would fall apart before it gets solved. I could be wrong. :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:51, Reply)
but that does look like nonsense.
Also, it looks like all the stickers have been peeled off and stuck back on at some point, which is a bit sad...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)
and do the reverse of those moves for a while...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:28, Reply)
he looks like he'd be in to that sort of thing
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:14, Reply)
i'm completely with her there. she knew she wouldn't accomplish her goal; the whole point was to let him know that the world hasn't forgiven him for being him
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:57, Reply)
Not just this, but also this - www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2008/oct/21/climatechange?picture=338680131 - surely these can't be a co-incidence
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:38, Reply)
you need a decent stretch of the
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:27, Reply)
Yay for the previously posted links feature!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)
dictators and jazz, always a lethal mixture
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I finally think I get it now
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:25, Reply)
Jimmy Maidens created a 3D still every week for over 3 years, and occasionally does the odd one now and again. Clever, original, funny and stunning work.
Tomorrow Should Be Better:

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:39, Reply)
some of these look like they were made out of clay - amazing attention to detail.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:41, Reply)
lovely link, cheers!
*enclickificates*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:31, Reply)
I linked to this site. Boring 3D it isn't!
My personal fave - 05-29-03
Look at that! You've got magic in your head!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:51, Reply)
Here's a more roughed out version of what I've been working on for Digital Post-Production. As per the assignment's requirements, I limited the shots of myself to individual, expressive stills; the stop-motion was something I requested to be able to throw in. Again, this isn't the final version... yet.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:32, Reply)
Odd choice with the stills of real life, but I got over it halfway thru...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:38, Reply)
i'll probably go back and real-life-itize this when I get the time.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:40, Reply)
Can't wait to see the final version!
How long's it taken you to do all that?
I remember giving it a try with lego men when I was younger and giving up when I realised loads of shot sonly got you a couple of seconds footage :(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, Reply)
the stills took like 10 minutes. funny that they're the whole point of the assignment and they're the thing i'm least worried about
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:20, Reply)
Yes, a repost, but the amount raised is nearly TEN TIMES the goal.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:23, Reply)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:30, Reply)
It's a very moderate way of putting the message across - with the 'probably' in there. So it could be accepted quite well.
Edit - They should go for a TV campaign - it looks like they could raise the revenue.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:32, Reply)
It'll be a large woman named Patricia, and she'll play the "think of the children" card.
"They're warping the minds of children, not giving them the right to choose religion. It's the same with not teaching creationism in the classroom..." etc, etc.
*sigh*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:35, Reply)
so there would be an almighty backlash if they ban them.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:41, Reply)
That kind of behaviour isn't restricted to religious-types, you see
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:52, Reply)
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7681914.stm
I love the quote from the Christian spokesman: "people don't like being preached at"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:13, Reply)
And Christian Voice were the one's kicking the fuss up about the Jerry Springer Musical.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:39, Reply)
they really are all mad....
"Christianity is for people who aren't afraid to think about life and meaning."
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:02, Reply)
Bendy-buses, like atheism, are a danger to the public at large.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)
It'll last about two days before The Daily Mail/Telegraph jump on it, and some Islamic preacher denounces it.
LT will cave in and withdraw them on grounds of 'public safety' or something.
But the shit storm will be very entertaining.
Good work fellas!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:46, Reply)
will no one think of the poor little kiddies!
signed:
patricia
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:08, Reply)
from googling Beans, am I the only one who thinks this is a rather odd container for them?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:19, Reply)
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