
I made a site for my webcomic.
Have a look if you want.
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we're both from the Midlands and both called Rob
but that's about it
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You might not be interested, but I was and if you are then here you go.
Mild swearing and, obviously, some imagery of testicles.
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You had a Vesectomy and this is a load of pics of your nut sack?
Edit: I think I'll pass.
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I think the drugs were rather good, Mr Moogy was raring to go less than 24 hours later. Which was a surprise to me! What I do find odd is why the doctors never tell you about the antibody thing. How reversal doesn't always work just because of the tubes reconnecting but because the body attacks the sperm now as it's been leaking out into where it shouldn't be. It's like the doctors think you are too stupid to understand!
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EDIT: If you need it hosting, gaz me.
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it should be okay?
havingapoo.blogspot.com/2008/10/vasectomy.html
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I can't bring myself to watch the videos, but nice plums and congratulations!
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Especially as the comment goes on about how yours was burned with a soldering iron. I was thinking it looked a bit brown.
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I'll give you 10/10 for having the balls haha!
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Disturbing, freaky and strangely funny at the same time. There's something very wrong about a dog walking upright :S
Faith, the two-legged mutt!
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its teh only 2 legged dog in teh world
ask Jeremy Clarkson he MUST know
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But you've got to admit, you'd love to have seen the training to walk with a skateboard... wouldn't you?
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"bipedal" what a stupid word, just say walking on 2 feet!!!! stupid woman!! *KAPOOOWWWW*
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Woman kissing dog.
Woman sleeping with dog.
Woman saying "I became Fath's mom"...it's a dog.
"We go to the dog park, she always puts a smile on the dogs face's" They're dogs, they can't smile. They're dogs.
But then i forget about ALL of that, because of that dogs awesome little swagger.
awwww
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The vid is awful because it's tripe, godawful American daytime tripe. But...
It's the watching the dog which makes it great! Even though, as I said, I find it a bit unsettling.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, Reply)
Yet more food based nonsense. This time I had a go at making Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney out of white and black pudding.
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At 2:35
“The problems will always be there and there’s going to be a crisis which will come along on the 21st, 22nd of January that we don’t even know about right now".
..err..what? If you don't know about it, how come you know when it will happen?
www.prisonplanet.com/colin-powell-warns-of-coming-crisis-we-dont-even-know-about-right-now.html
Also, hear Joe Biden talk about a 'generated crisis', here;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOwb9l0DtRA
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what are the yanks going to blow up now??
Edit: Possibly some staged event to try and make the new president look good?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:09, Reply)
blow up the Whitehouse, so the terrists can't do it first.
IN YOUR FACE, TERROR!
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It's highly likely there's going to be some sort of attack in the next few months. Possibly a biological one on the American people by their own government.
All those FEMA coffins they've stocked up, aint for nothin'.
Ed: Possibly a war with Iran/China/whoever the fuck they want.
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I mean, if something *were* to happen, it's a bit late to call the coffin shop for half a billion coffins.
FEMA got reamed when they dropped the ball on New Orleans, yet when they get proactive, they're planning something.
*shrugs*
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Also, you could say that the 3000+ FEMA camps in the US are just there incase tens of thousands of Americans need to be quarantined.
You know, just incase.
Ed: FEMA camps on Google Earth;
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/googearthfema.jpg
Ed: It's more like 2000 I think..I dunno.
This is a good article;
www.mindfully.org/Reform/2004/FEMA-Concentration-Camps3sep04.htm
It's four years old, I did have an updated list but I cannae find it.
Aha!
Here it is;
www.greatdreams.com/concentration-camp-locations.htm
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Again - having 3000+ FEMA camps spread around the country makes sense too. Decentralization makes for faster response times for local emergencies.
Unless you know whether those camps are all newly formed. Then it'd certainly look a little more suspicious.
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Some are empty some are guarded around the clock.
Great stuff, nice to see they've taken precautions.
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the present he wants (Wii-Fit) will most likely be sold out after Christmas.
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repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating . . .
myself . . .
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As my brother once keenly pointed out, every new president in living memory has started their term facing off to the 'latest big threat'.
I can't be arsed to do the homework, but he's right - I remember a big face-off when Dubya got in, Clinton had one too, Bush definitely did... I'm too young to remember Reagan's.
So yay for self-generated manly stand-offs. It's what made that country great.
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is the date of the next president's inauguration.
The speaker meant that by the time that day comes there will be things happening that we can't yet foresee, that will be as bad or worse than things are now.
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I can't believe obama/mccain/peter griffin would do such a thing!
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She did well not to start giggling away after that I thought!
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Walken puts the fear of god into a fellow actor.
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He's a funny guy and Lady S wants to have love with him
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I'm curious as to what the real reason is, but honestly...
It's a wonder these people ever even leave the house to get to these meetings to voice their objections.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:15, Reply)
"the objections were raised by St John's Catholic Primary School."
I think they are just making sure there's no temptation
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Anyway, stabbings and rapes are far more common in Bath.
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and not a single kid was groomed (what does that even mean?) when I was there. Who would want a kid packed in winter clothing anyway?
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the anticipation of the unwrapping is more excitingthan whats inside ;-)
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I bet there's something more to it...
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If media reporting is accurate, then all this must imply that paedophiles are multiplying at an exponential rate for such fear to be prevalent.
Soon, we'll be in a situation where we have at least 1000 paedophiles for every person in britain. Imagine that!
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I thought everyone may enjoy this smashing little game I found. its fun.
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Reminds me of an old (Amiga?) game called "Sleepwalker".
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you were a dog that had to stop his boy master walking into everyting?
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sound effects get a tad annoying after a while, but great fun all the same
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There is a children's TV program in Japan called Pythagoras Switch (or Pitagora Suicchi, in Japanese) and this is a compilation of its intro sequences, which are amongst the best things ever. All of them are made for real, with no digital trickery whatsoever. If you YouTube "Pythagoras Switch" you'll probably find loads more, many of them made by tiny Japanese children. Enjoy.
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Home of the delightfully insane Algorithm March
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similar a while ago in one of the newsletters - and I think they're great.
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It's too bad this version isn't the whole collection and has audio sync issues!
I love the one with the song in the middle
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What's the point of a map without annotation?
I’m pretty sure I could find several dozen maps of countries around the world on which the average Register reader could not identify the neighbouring country.
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this reminds me of playing Battle Chess on the Amiga.
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Anyone know if there is an up to date version before I go trawling the interwebs ?
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there was a 'new' one for 98 and/or xp. But it's probably not as cool as the old red/gray one :)
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www.chesscentral.com/chess_download/battle_chess.htm
although I have no idea what 4000 is like.
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use Microsoft Virtual PC and set yourself up an old dos VPC...
I'm just trying to work out why my house smells of weed and I don't even smoke... lol!!!
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Easier than Virtual PC, if all you want is enough DOS to run games, then download DosBox from www.dosbox.com/
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misread the title.
I thought I was going to be watching stop motion cheese. Even when I read it properly I still couldn't shake the idea that the pieces were actually made of cheese and kept thinking "but what kind of cheese is brown? and how do you mould it like that?"
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I do science, but it is RUBBISH science compared to this. Just check out his moves towards the end.
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i36.tinypic.com/20qksbo.jpg
even though they've renamed it a jpg!?
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This was made by a colleague at work, so I thought I would share.
A re-working of a 90's 1 hit wonder, but up to date with a twist.
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Top 10 Hits,
Canada = 6
US = 1
UK = 1
So I guess they were a 1 hit wonder in the UK and US. Although the US seem to have a million different charts, I went only for the top 100.
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As said earlier, I was talking about the UK charts.
PS: I do like the song, and their other stuff aswell :)
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in my local's karaoke book.
Therefore NOT one-hit wonders
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Some cunning Chinese kid had managed to subvert this UN competition goatse style. It made me laugh anyway...
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Interesting approach, shame it didn't work...
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...oh dears. RAF been watching too many cartoons methinks.
Wonder how many deaths were caused by the notion that if you run off a cliff, you won't fall until you realise / look down.
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The US Marine Corps have more Harriers than we do.
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...a couple have asploded at RAF Whittington, near where me relatives live.
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but how many due to ingesting mattresses?
I'd like to think the RAF are smart enough to just go and park it on a bit of grass if necessary.
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judging by the uniforms.
Or an RAF/USAF base in Germany!
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There's been loads of adverts for evangelical groups on public transport lately, which lead to websites telling you you're all going to hell. Therefore please donate to the atheist advertising campaign!
You love it you slags
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But agree with this in principal
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And I've been accosted by the evangelicals in south london, they were trying to convince me that intelligent design was correct.
Morons, the lot of them.
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I'm the other side of the river and simply tell superstitious people to get the fuck out of my face if they try to preach their crap at me
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Would I want to counteract one brand of zealotry with another?
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"now stop worrying and enjoy your life" zealotry?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:54, Reply)
wind up the religious, though. The statement is rather one of "we are right, you are wrong" (although a true atheist shouldn't really use the word 'probably' in "there is probably no god".)
Everyone else will see the message and think "Yeah, I know that already".
I can't help but think there are more important causes and that provoking people is not a good way of changing their opinions.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)
An antitheist will say "there is no god"
Atheism is simply lack of belief.
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I thought an atheist didn't believe and an antitheist had a problem with other people's beliefs.
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As for atheism, the word is a simple contruction - 'a' = without, 'theism' = belief in the existence of a god or gods.
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Means "without knowledge" from the Greek.
Coined by Charles Darwin, I hear.
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Agnostic - "God? hmmmm, maybe"
Atheist - "God? pfffft, yea right"
Anti-theist - "God? DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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is only there to keep the ASA happy. Personally I'd say "almost certainly" but there are rules about what you can say on bus ads apparently.
www.atheistcampaign.org/probably/
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this is ewe. He likes to wade in blindly where no-one else dares, shouting "fascist" or "racist!"
The headline mentions atheists, so they must be doing something really crypto-fascist man.
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But what happens when the religious start protesting and demand they be taken down after one day? You know it'll happen.
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That would be a most interesting shitstorm that probably needs to happen. Not to mention a handy way to invoke the Streisand Effect.
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www.capitalradio.co.uk/news-travel/showbiz/spice-bus-up-for-auction/
no, I guess not
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The whole b3ta-sig thing interfered with relevant results for weeks, but:
a) No harm was done.
b) Relevance won in the end.
c) Now we know that b3ta as a community can take control of specific image searches within a week. Something to save for a rainy day.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:34, Reply)
Sure is good to know, and well done to all involved! Great result :)
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but an ability like this is best saved for, just say, an image that appears that we know is a lie and/or sells a lie; within 4-7 days, we could take control of a very popular image search for a very good reason
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we can harness our search controlling power for good or for evil.
I say we vote.
I vote... EVIL. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA....
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Mate of mine did this. He asked it to be posted here. Seems I boo-boo'd and put it in the wrong place. Feel free to leave him comments via youtube.
Here it is in all its nostalgia-tastic glory.
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but is he really unable to post his own things on the internet?
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I came across his Matt Berry one a little while back.
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...Matt Berry, Mighty Boosh, Adam & Joe, Flight of the Concords, John Shuttleworth etc.
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