Last time I'll ever post this, but holy shit.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:44, Reply)
Film I edited last year. (not sure if "I made this" is pushing it). About the dangers of alcohol and peer pressure and so forth.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:21, Reply)
"He's smart enough to know that you don't get sharks in the Thames..."
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:31, Reply)
also: the AtheistBus people now have well over £100K.
While the Alphaposters people have just over £300...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:55, Reply)
Sir Cliff 24/10/2008 £2.00 n/a C'mon all you Christians! Let's be 'avin' you! What you've contributed so far wouldn't fill a colostomy bag!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:08, Reply)
that of the 32 donations the Alphaposters people have, 12 of them are from atheistbus people, buying some advertising space.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:38, Reply)
Does anyone else find it interesting that the atheist target was £5,500 whereas the Alpha target was £100,000?
This kinda sums up organised religion for me.
(Declaration of interest - I'm agnostic).
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 2:08, Reply)
can't have a Lovecraft playlist without this.
Also 'Call of Cthulhu' is awesome allbeit instrumental.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:11, Reply)
Everyone's seen this by now?
It was on Jimmy Kimmel the other night.
...one thing I didn't notice at the time... his title "chairperson"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)
is "tabling".
Actually, I like to think that the chair is designed to collapse in case of hesitation / repetition. Check out when it cracks / collapses.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:04, Reply)
I think. Right? Is this someone I should hate? Either way he's fat and funny, and she's a bitch for not helping him up.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:13, Reply)
this sneeze may boost his poll standings... what a real guy.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:55, Reply)
...each one programmed with leftist propaganda.
The republicans have their own ones too, spread through Palin's queefs.
DENY IT IF YOU DARE.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:00, Reply)
6 seconds of your life watching. Really, what IS the point?
Not funny,
Not something you made,
Not something of interest or value.
Why did you bother?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:07, Reply)
you don't think it interesting that he wipes on the reporter?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)
into right hand, gesticulates to paper with left.
still a fucking terrible link that means good ones drop off the end of the board.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
know how to click to see more links
...if not they don't deserve 'em?
also...a McCain sneeze would have gotten a different response?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)
And if you're going to be a cunt i'll come round and pee on your cat
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:59, Reply)
is that the person we want running this country?"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:12, Reply)
If it's your sort of thing. I think it's quite fun.
I like it because it possesses two of the properties that good hip-hop should, in that it is both "fly" and "dope".
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:30, Reply)
that much like eminem. Sounds like someone has done it in the style of.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)
HP Lovecraft inspired music, I'm currently trying to find more but this is all I have so far.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)
It's beginning to look a lot like Fish-Men
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:50, Reply)
Gets a click for that alone...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:54, Reply)
thing is in real life Martin is ever so withdrawn and polite!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:06, Reply)
Including these two SFW wonders...


(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:22, Reply)
BBC report on itunes needlessly censoring song titles. Check the image though,
Kunt and the gang, it seems, were not affected by the censors.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:21, Reply)
now matter how hard i wished it, no of them drew a giant cock. :(
Interactive Mirror from Alpay Kasal on Vimeo.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:09, Reply)
"It has low resolution LCD screen and one button. The only way to play with it, is to insert your finger."
Pokey-finger-in-the-hole-fun for the whole family.
Sorry for being a link whore
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:02, Reply)
but it looks so very wrong...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:00, Reply)
"Daito Manabe stimulates his facial muscles with small electric pulses, synced to music."
A little CGI to remove the cables and he's onto a winner.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:52, Reply)
I bought one of those back electrical things from LLoyds Pharmacy and it was horrifically painful.. fuck knows how hes dealing with all that on his FACE ffs !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:56, Reply)
That's fucking amazing, I hate to think how much it stings.
Loving the track too.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
Funniest thing I've seen this week, what a champ
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)
but I find it hard to believe your face muscles would not desensitise to the stimulus after about 30 seconds.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:13, Reply)
for your art! When is Warp releasing this track?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 7:22, Reply)
The totally worthwhile and talented Peaches Geldof has a column in style mag NYLON - who'da thunkit?
Some interesting comments my fave is between:
"Cunt off peaches, you vacuous cunting cunt"
&
"Go choke on a bucket of AIDS infested cocks you snivelling oxygen-thieving oily gypsy wastegash."
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:45, Reply)
she is a popular girl ..... I'd hang myself if i was that slated !
hopefully she feels the same
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:51, Reply)
"Peaches, oh Peaches Can I make you screechers By doing you up the wrongun"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:58, Reply)
..but why is she so hated?
Is there a website where I can learn what/who she did/not do?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:06, Reply)
She's a Geldof. That's it. She is the nadir of Britain's obsession with celebrity culture. She is simply famous for being who she is. She has done nothing/nobody of worth. Yet, because of the public's obsession with fawning over celebrities, she now thinks that she is worth something, that her opinions really do need to be broadcasted to as many people as possible.
She is a face of a terrifyingly braindead future.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
...this is superb.
Best reply:
PEACHES GELDOF
"Thank you for the welcome, those of you who are magnanimous enough to extend a hand of welcome to one such as moi! It isn't easy to cross oceans and time zones, you know, even if you have a mid-sized entourage to take care of your more odious purchasing requirements. I am setting up home here because I believe that New York and I can learn from each other and grow together. In future, this will be known as the Peaches Decades, of that I am quite sure. Those who know what I am about know that is a dead cert. Smelly fanny farts to the rest of you dumb Yankee fuckknuckles!"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:07, Reply)
THIS is the best:
BOB GELDOF 10/24/2008
"What the fuck do you think you're playing at you cunting shitehawk?"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
Bob Geldof
10/24/2008
Glad she's fucked off now. Maybe you should fuck off under the Hudson river, with some concrete Uggs?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:35, Reply)
"geri halliwell 10/24/2008
I love Peaches. She makes me look talented."
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:14, Reply)
Just sent him an e-mail asking "What the fuck are you on about?"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:18, Reply)
Bouldering Jimmy Savile10/24/2008
now then! now then! now then! uhuhuhuhuhuh! jingle jangle! jingle jangle!
or...
Paula Yates' Ghost10/24/2008
I'm so sorry I pushed this one out. If I had known she was going to turn out like this I would have strangled her at birth.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:24, Reply)
There is almost as much vitriol in those replies as for that poor kid who's dad was the travel writer for the Guardian.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:29, Reply)
Paula Yates' Ghost 10/24/2008
I'm so sorry I pushed this one out. If I had known she was going to turn out like this I would have strangled her at birth.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:32, Reply)
Ha!
And
DAVROS, DESIGNER OF THE MARK 3 TRAVEL MACHINES, LATER TO BECOME SUPREME MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
10/24/2008
Bloody hell, Bob. Even I never created anything this horrid.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)
"Why do I hate Mondays?" Because this useless lump of horse-faced dogshit is still alive!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:45, Reply)
"JOSEF FRITZL 10/25/2008
Not even if she was my own grand daughter. "
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:22, Reply)
Margaret Thatcher 10/25/2008
Hey Peaches, you're too stupid to pass core classes like English Comp and College Algebra. You were a whore in high school and now you're still a dumb, cum-guzzling gutter skank. Why not sleep with somebody you don't even know? You do it already anyway. This way, you can be a real WHORE: you can get something for your puss. You are a skank. Act like one. You're too much of an underachiever for anything else. So sleep around because you're second-class and always will be.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:16, Reply)
Peaches Geldof is dead. You heartless bastards.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 22:15, Reply)
:P
Basically, this is how politics works.
Enjoy.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)
...and it kept falling over.
WHAT CAN IT MEAN?
Maybe it's missing its fourth leg...which can only be made of...PURE...EVIL...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:30, Reply)
that i think you're greatly deluded on a great number of things.
i already told you this morning but i don't know if you saw it.
that is all.
EDIT: i take it back, that's not what bugged me. it's you patronising manner that does it.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:32, Reply)
Yeah thats pretty cool Alex Jones talks alotttt of sence sometimes, but he does also have an extremly bias oppinion about most things Republican so, He is a very angry man most of teh time lol
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)
I would make sure my one party column wouldn't topple by having those rods and cables running through it. Like they have in Japan to protect from earthquakes and Godzilla. 'Kay?
Anyway, far be it for me to disagree with a youtube source but I'm pretty sure that's not how politics work. I daresay it's not even how American politics works.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:57, Reply)
There's something in my eye...honest
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:55, Reply)
there were some corkers on here a while back for 9/11 - eagles crying on the flag and what not....yikes
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:07, Reply)
Bit of an odd name for an aircraft carrier.
I thought they were usually called things like 'Enterprise' or 'Lincoln'.
If I was naming one, I think I would call it 'MegaCunt'.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:32, Reply)
...only just noticed that.
I'd personally like a nuclear submarine called "Stick this up your satanic balls, Ali Bongo".
Something sensitive like that.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:35, Reply)
Silent but Deadly
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:41, Reply)
What we need is kitteh tiem :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:54, Reply)
now that I'd watch.
Crime rates would plummet and everyone would be lully to one another
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:02, Reply)
Poor kitty.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:40, Reply)
(Disclaimer- this isn't very funny, unless you like laughing at Evangelical Christians. Like me)
Here's the Christian Voice press release (this is the organisation that tried to get Jerry Springer The Opera banned).
The highlight for me is the director of a Christian Evangelical group criticising the campaign by saying: "People don't like being preached at". Slightly ironic.
And also: "humanists, not known for their generosity, wouldn't stump up the cash. Now Richard Dawkins, whose anti-Christian zeal knows little bounds, is to finance the doomed venture". The total is currently £93,000...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:54, Reply)
Really?
IN OTHER NEWS: Pope wears funny hat; ursine trio engaged in sylvan defecation...
:)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, Reply)
Hahaha, classic!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, Reply)
I FUCKING HATE HEARING PEOPLES DIFFERING OPINONS. IF YOU BELIEVE IT GREAT, YOU BELIEVE IT. IF YOU DON'T, GREAT, DON'T. PLEASE STOP WHINGING AND BITCHING AT ONE ANOTHER.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:00, Reply)
atheists who give religious people a hard time are just as bad - maybe worse as they're first grade hippocrates. Trying to convince people god doesn't exist is just as ignorant as trying to convince that he does
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:29, Reply)
Atheists son't stand in the street bellowing at me through a megaphone, knock on my door to tell me 'the good news', or get automatic seats in the House Of Lords.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:36, Reply)
Anglican Bishops are not really religious types. Some have famously disputed things such as the virgin birth.
In reality they are there as representatives of the fanatical and powerful tea-drinking lobby
*Am from clergy family. This is, therefore, fact*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:43, Reply)
Eh? What's Hippocrates got to do with it?
And how is a refusal to believe in a sky-fairy until evidence is provided ignorant?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:52, Reply)
believing that once there was absolutely nothing, totally nothing. then all of a sudden, something bumped into somehting else at high speed which made a FUCKING HUGE explosion that created everything in the universe, then little microbes turned into fish, which turned into lizards which turned into monkeys which turned into humans, and here we are today.
truly, to an unbiased mind, both stories sound like utter shit.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:29, Reply)
... it would be shit.
But it isn't.
And just because atheists have trouble explaining the origin of the universe, it doesn't follow that a theist account is better - or even as good. It isn't. The problem remains, but with a much higher metaphysical price.
I will believe in anything for which there is evidence and a good argument. Until then, I will not believe it. I think that that's in intellectual good taste.
At the same time, I will point out fallacies in others' accounts. That's a legitimate move as well.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, Reply)
you're preaching to the converted.
i'm merely pointting out that you can't just say "oh i'm supposed to believe in some guy floating around in the sky made the world" because to be honest, what's provable? to a believer, god is provable, by the strength he gives them and by the way he makes them feel.
to a non believer science is provable, but only by the measures of science.
EDIT: and i'm aware that's not the sum total of atheist thinking but im summarising to assist my point, that both sides will never quite believe/understand the other, that's a fundamental fact, and arguing about it hurts too many people.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:59, Reply)
(a) Don't know;
(b) An all-powerful man outside of time and space created everything, waited for several billion years, then created humans, waited a few more million years, then started speaking inside the heads of one particular tribe on one particular part of one particular planet, told them a load of contradictory stuff, sent his son to be executed, stopped speaking to people for a few thousand years, but keeps an eye on them so that he can punish/ reward anyone who manages to figure out what he was on about previously.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, Reply)
So why the big hoo-ha about who's right?
www3.barnesy.org/links/239760
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:00, Reply)
keep your own beliefs, and don't feel inadequate if other people don't believe you, they're your beliefs and that enough justification.
if only humans were born with mutual respect, sadly it seems like something that needs to be taught.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:31, Reply)
if people won't be tolerant of others beliefs, i'll beat them untill they will.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:10, Reply)
...but one is based on empirical evidence. That's the difference.
They sound far-fethed to an uneducated mind, not an unbiased one.
Your argument is like saying "I could say that my car functions because it's filled with a magical liquid...or because it's powered by pixie dust". Both sound far-fetched...but it doesn't change the fact that one is provable and the other isn't. Even if you really really like the idea of pixies so much that your "gut instinct" tells you they exist.
Same goes for the beginning of the universe - an atheist, dealing with empirical evidence, would say they didn't know how it happened. A religious person would say that God did it, thus forming an opinion which is not based on evidence.
To me (at least), the latter sounds less sensible.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
I was just researching what the kids and I can do instead of those bloody Operation Christmas Child boxes this year.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:01, Reply)
bloke died, these Christians have been nothing but trouble. Never heard a peep from them before that.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:15, Reply)
and 2000 years later their still bloody talking about it...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:09, Reply)
He said he'd match donations up to 5 grand to pay for the first bus, but now he won't have to 'cos they've already raised enough cash.
I thought the Bible took a dim view of lying. Oh well...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:09, Reply)
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