Think the oatmeal was doing it first, no?
(boyo81was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:41,
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FRUITY BLERGS
hahaah
excellent - love The Oatmeal
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:50,
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Haha!
I swear I bought something with extra ankle meat just now in a hungry moment!
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 20:21,
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The only thing cats win at is being stupid...
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 18:09,
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And they smell and bring you dead things as presents
(lord turkey boyand the cleft of venus, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:21,
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hahah!
*SNAP* "No more, take it away, no more."
(Mousing, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:59,
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A would never have got that far through the song...
A dog would never have made a mistake in the uneditable subject line...
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 18:04,
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I now what you mean.
(ClungePlungerI drink Sambuca on the rocks and bloody like it!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 18:33,
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Ha ha. You stupd idoit.
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:34,
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a dog
would have ripped the phone to shreds so to avoid any pain being brought to anyone in the future. cats are only concerned with personal problems. ;)
(The Blue BronyFlogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 20:01,
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a dog
would have put on a Tutu and danced around it with it's tongue hanging out.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 20:18,
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^ haha :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:04,
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Enough.
SILENCE!
(boyo81was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:44,
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I went to see Steel Panther while in San Diego
I had no idea who they were, I just walked past the bar/club where they were playing and decided I fancy some live music and a drink with my friend, so we went in.
It was a very surreal night. Trying to work out if they were for real or not did not take too long, but even when it became clear that having midgit crowd surfing races and classic songs such as "Asian Hooker" meant these guys were not for real, it was still quite some show! If you ever get the chance to see them live, do, they are a bizarre yet brilliant freak show!
Lots of women like to get the kazongas out at the gig as well... california has an vast array of brilliant breast.
(Super GroverTime machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:32,
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I have somehow managed to miss them 2 years in a row at Donington.
fml.
(Paster of Muppetsis an incredible screen name, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:19,
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Amazing musicians
and very funny CD. Some of the songs are a touch too "cringe-metal" for my tastes but songs like this one are ace! :D
(mamilla_sarsumum... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 20:31,
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Helen's a Ukelele wielding comedienne with a taste for science/geeky tunes - as such, she's become one of the judges for the Geek Pop Summer Song Writing Challenge!
I know lots of you are musical, so if you feel like writing something with a geeky edge to it, why not enter the competition? There's books, vouchers and stuff to win, and I'm one of the judges!
I'd divide her integers.
(ClungePlungerI drink Sambuca on the rocks and bloody like it!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 18:35,
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I'd approximate her tangentals...
(DrZaarlonWitchspace To Ra!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:28,
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I'd verb her noun...
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:54,
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very sweet :)
(DrZaarlonWitchspace To Ra!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:30,
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doesn't that formula mean that love equals u + me over 4 ever?
That equates to a break up in my book.
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:18,
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(the_log_knows..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:23,
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Awesome
That brings the memories flooding back - when I was at uni this had an odd way of finding its way onto the VCR at around the point in the evening when nobody could stand up.
"Or should I say.. BEELZE-BUB?"
(Wong Fei-Hung- now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:36,
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This is how David Coverdale exists in my mind :D
Bring on Tawny!!!
(Monty Propps, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:38,
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Applicants - Evelyn Waugh
This is a music video for my band made by our friend Mike Prior. It was done in one continuous shot over three and a half hours (it was originally supposed to be seven hours but we had a disastrous power failure after the first three). Most of the props, art work and (ahem) choreography were made/devised on the spot as we went along, with the pictures drawn (at frantic pace) by Christopher Zero (http://www.myspace.com/christopherzero)
new set of teeth
for that lady there.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:32,
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fucking awesome
hahaha
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:42,
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I believe this form of dancing is called daggering.
Apparently loads of Jamaicans have broken their dicks in the process.
(Cocksure, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:49,
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bass
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:51,
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I see you baby
shaking that bass
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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Haha
This is amusing me no end.
(Throat And Ice PieI see dem tatties dere., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:03,
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The irony of the chap saying "Look at that bass- so healthy"
As he puts it back: the %age of fish that die soon after being caught is ridiculously high; for so, so many reasons. I don't mind fishing for food at all, but 'sport': grrrr....
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:05,
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absolute pish.
The percentage of fish that die after being put is miniscule. and the ones that do die tend to be already diseased/sick fish.
I fish a commercial fishery where every fish is put back, if a high percentage died it would be uneconomic to run, but in fact the fish are extremely healthy, and cared for by the owners who monitor water quality on a daily basis, adding oxygen and fresh water when required.
(Andy-BhoyI'm here all week, try the veal., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:39,
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On what do you bass
this opinion?
(Nutmeg Harpoondry humped your sister on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:42,
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Yeah
Sounds like cod-swallop to me
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:43,
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Such talk
has no plaice here.
(maninahatToo many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:50,
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Pollocks!
It's an essential part of the place
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:02,
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I'll keep an open mind, as you're obviously in a good position to observe this,
but how can you be sure "The percentage of fish that die after being put is miniscule"? A friend recently did her PhD on this & found (when going to the trouble of tagging/following specimen) the vast majority were dead within a couple of months. This was in the real world though(with predation, shoaling, fish aren't routinely fed anti-biotics &c. &c.), maybe it doesn't follow in a fishery...
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:14,
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Did she tag them by shooting them with a gun?
(OneSullenBrit*air sandwiches*, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:22,
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Specially trained shrimp.
No- she attached them just before fishermen released them back into the river.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 18:44,
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.
bass
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 18:25,
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Is this what happens in america?
You go fishing, and when you get back, there's a crowd of people going "oooh, aaaah!', when you get back..and then you say bass a lot.
Fucking bass isn't even a very big bass. It's just a fish sized bass. bass bass.
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:49,
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..
bass
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 18:25,
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There needs to be more Drums with that Bass
(Darklord, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:19,
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Kiss my Bass.
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:03,
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How to bathe a cat
A useful, no-nonsense, and wholly accurate guide to bathing our feline overlords.
(Damocleswants no part of your debauchery, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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oh lols
quite an amusing read, that :)
(Roxon, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:46,
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ha ha
we bathed ours a while back, he was not happy about it but took it pretty well.
(------, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:40,
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Justin Bieber facing tour of North Korea "The contest, which ends at 1800 on 7 July, saw North Korea move from 24th to 1st place in less than two days, several thousand votes ahead of Israel.
Given the fact that almost all citizens of North Korea are denied internet access and there are restrictive controls over all media, it is unlikely that any of the votes have actually come from within the country. "
(Peter_G, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:38,
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well done you just
gave that little prick some more PR.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:41,
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yes, the PR of K!
I don't even know how he is, just that lot of people on the intertubes hate him. I can see why thought from just looking at him
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:44,
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Mainly because
Twitter is about 85% composed of American teenagers posting stuff like:
'OMG I love Justin so much and I wish he'd tweet me back!!!!!!!'
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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i doubt that the vote site is genuine
looks like ad packed griefer bait to get loads of ad hits from.
(SpunkyBackpack, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:13,
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"It is not known if Kim Jong-il is a fan of Justin Bieber's music "
LOL.
(DijitalFlouncing Back!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:16,
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Second time on here methinks...
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:47,
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It's a PR viral that caught on on 4chan and on reddit last week.
and the website is a fan site and not an official site.
(Crap Little MonkeyDeathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:56,
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fuckers
I wonder if 4chan profited out of it then?
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:43,
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Looks like they used huge felt-tip pens.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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Hello, I'm getting a malware warnig from that link.
Possibly a false positive. I don't know. Anyone else?
(Lemmy CautionEverybody relax - Caution is here., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:24,
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Wouldn't have thought it's any danger...
It's a proper well-established site.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:27,
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Prolly a false alarm. Opera eh!
These Scandinavian types panic at the drop of a hat, or other fine article of clothing.
(Lemmy CautionEverybody relax - Caution is here., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:14,
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Great
Hopefully that means all the tedious pillocks who've been pestering me to join Facebook groups/sign petitions/set myself on fire outside Broadcasting House will leave me alone and get on with their lives, now.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:34,
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this
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:07,
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Wonderful!
So glad "Asian" network is getting the axe though.
(Man of facehttp://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:43,
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Apparently, it was all a scam
they never had any intention of dropping it, it was a campaign to raise awareness and audience figures
*dons tinfoil hat*
Also, what about BBC4...
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:08,
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^^ this
is what I heard, from a mate that works at Broadcasting House. I guess it worked, eh?
(Darklord, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:22,
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I love BBC 4...
Hate BBC 3. Lets ditch BBC 3.
*starts petition*
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:28,
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^ This with mega knobs on
Also I killed the preacher in Blackwater... what did you lose by just warning him?
(Monty Propps, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:29,
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I TOLD YOU NOT TOO!!!
Now everything you buy is double (apartments, beer and shit). If you dont kill him, you get everything cheaper.
Durrrr...
I have sold my copy already, and am missing it dearly :-(
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:31,
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I thought everything was double if you warned him?
And why did you sell it?!
(Monty Propps, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:33,
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The missus birthday,
I had to raise money for stuff like food and shit like that...
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:36,
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^ this with huge cock shaped bells on.
(JamTallons, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:42,
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beeb4
is about the only reason I'm still paying for cable instead of just going back to rabbit ears here in Oireland
(poocheimNo al calcio moderno, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:16,
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See your mind?
I pissed in it.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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as long as you don't piss on my chips I'm happy
(wideeyeslightly pickled, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:14,
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I only listen to radio in the car
does anyone use and can recomend an in car DAB transmitter? The PURE Highway In-Car DAB is a little expensive for something that may not work too well
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:45,
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DAB is the proverbial dead horse
It'll be finished in a few years time
(appleheadherp derp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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I've got a Pure Highway
but I had to buy an extra aerial (£18 I think from Dabonwheels) to get good reception.
(Baa Lamb, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:18,
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Queue fundies shouting 'well, he shouldnt have pissed of God'.
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:10,
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I beginning to wander if smoking actually STOPS you getting cancer
as smoking-related cancer always seems to strike those who quit.
Plus, after a week of quitting I still feel fucking dreadful. I'd hate to think I quit, and then get cancer. That's a real kick in the balls
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:20,
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Buy yourself A few tins of these. You will never look back :-)
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:23,
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Its a very hard fought debate.
I think the dip is the one that is really dangerous. People sometimes confuse it. Snus is pasteurized and most of the carcinogens are removed during this process. I dont there are many cases of cancer. A slight risk of diabetes and pancreatic cancer, but no where near the risks of cancer from smoking...
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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I quit 12 years ago
and got all my fitness back! Stick with it Joe
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:06,
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I quit in March
and am now enjoying my first asthma/A&E free summer in ten years. No exaggeration to say it's life-changing, in my case.
(Wet-chinned bag shankerCannot parse Wogan, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:31,
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No CG used.
(Crap Little MonkeyDeathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:44,
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those clever buggers
at the mill. did the nike football one too. clever. and buggers.
(hotpissis very much liking your popping musics, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:50,
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yeah, but at the end of it he still smells like my granddad...
(Proboscisfacewrong sounding muppet, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:00,
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yeah but at least your grandad got some action
that's why you're here now.
(Crap Little MonkeyDeathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:19,
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That was brill!
Thanks for sharing :-)
Proper respect for the whole production of that.
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:07,
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Shame that Old Spice smells like something that escaped from a dog.
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:50,
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(waz4444Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:31,
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Wot no Tiger Woods...
Twas good though that. Very well observed...
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:37,
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Awesome
Also does Wayne Rooney have to grow a beard and live in a caravan now?
(Cap'n, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:01,
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