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This is a link post Thank God the police got there in time
You've all heard about the man who was stabbed to death the other day by the angry chicken ... well this would have been much, much worse.
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*ahem* theonion.
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This is a normal post is the onion not kosher for links?
if so, sorry
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This is a normal post Fine with me...

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This is a normal post Giraffes are violent little b--------s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HCIGFdBt8

after 10 secs I'd had enough
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This is a link post Erection chaos NSFW I made this!
Mildly NSFW - if colleagues have a problem with trousered boners. I mean, we all came from one.
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This is a normal post Well...
I liked it!
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This is a normal post
thanks very much
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This is a link post Simon Groom rants

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This is a link post Deri Air NSFW
not a bad pun name for a fictional 1950s retro airline
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This is a normal post you did a lovely painting that you posted yesterday eh?
what's this link? an inflatable thing for bummers to bum?
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This is a normal post Yes
When I clicked it, I didn't expect it to be QUITE that NSFW, I must admit....
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This is a link post Twitter parade
See your followers as a parade (cute japanese stuff)

cute Twitter parade
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This is a normal post This is utterly pointless
but ace
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This is a link post Pretendoffice

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This is a normal post Ha excelent!
Gonna have a read through of this later :)

Joined the Facebook group also, wonder if I can send a CV?
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This is a normal post Disabled day sounded fun :)

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This is a link post original ending to the little shop of horrors movie
this has probably been here once before... but its ace...

I JUST WISH SOMEONE WOULD RE-PRINT THE NEGATIVE: this is way blu-ray was invented for! (well dvd maybe)

(theres 3 parts... this is the best though)
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This is a normal post It was included on a DVD release but...
"producer David Geffen retained the rights to the alternate ending, and reportedly he did not give permission for its inclusion on the DVD disc; in February 1998 he had Warner Bros. issue a recall of the DVD version, which is now very rare. " says imdb

EDIT: Also this
"In 1998 the special edition DVD was released with the alternate "everybody dies" ending. A couple of days after its release the DVDs were yanked off the shelves and replaced with new ones that don't contain that ending. This is because producer David Geffen wanted to re-release the film in theaters with the gruesome ending, however the original color film print was destroyed in a studio fire shortly afterwards, leaving only the black & white workprint as proof of the ending's existence. "
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post in colour?
printed? from the neg and treated?
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just added to my reply
it seems they've only got this rough print left.

That's gonna be some clean up job
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post dammit...
thats so upsetting.


hang on a minute: David Geffen has claimed to possess a color copy of the original printing wikipedia
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This is a normal post Cheers!

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This is a link post the woman in the yellow shirt at the back of the dance class
my housemate just texted me asking "would you please take up zumba just for my entertainment?" I didn't even know what Zumba was, so I found the answer in this video. It's just your standard dance-excercise rubbish.
I don't know why anyone would bother going to these classes, particularly when you're as inept at it as the person in the yellow shirt at the back of the room.
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This is a normal post aaargh!
Always with the default blue title screens.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
that's a green t-shirt though
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This is a normal post Sad really
Women is born with the athletic genes. Eats well, loves gym, burns up calories effortly because of a fit healthy lifestye, thinks nothing of it. Finds ideal job jiggling in front of a load of average women who are convinced that if they just jiggled in the same way for an hour a week they would turn into this woman.

BTW it looks like a green shirt to me.

Not that I'm bitter. I've a friend who is a personal trainer. He can't believe how easy it is for him to make money, he loves it down the gym, he'd go even if no-one paid him.
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This is a normal post I've seen fat people down my local gym
Some of them, after a few months turn into people within what is deemed a healthy weight range, due to burning off more calories than what they take in. I too was shocked by this witchcraft, where as it took me 2 years to put on two stone.

Yeah and that shirt is green.
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This is a normal post I was thinking of trying Zumba.
I'm blooody sure I could do better than that lot.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest
A lot of the others don't appear to be as good as the lass in blue at the front.

Perhaps it's her first day.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's not blue
it's yellow.
; )
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:21, , Reply)
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sod all the poncing about, go for a run/eat less... even get out and walk. silliness i says!
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post People at my work do this.
They ignore the running, etc, for one reason, so they declare- Zumba is fun. They have a great laugh.

If joggers ran about laughing all the time people would wonder...
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This is a normal post Maybe it's her first day and she's not used to the routines?
I can see me doing that rubbish. I tried aerobics at school once. It was great fun doing it along to the music but, if I recall correctly, I almost punched someone and it took me a few days before I could do the proper routine and not my own concoction.
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This is a link post Glasscock?
Ronseal.

[edit - fixed]
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This is a normal post *Copy & Paste the link to view it - they seem to have some crazy referral protection going on.

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This is a normal post Stained Glass Cock

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This is a normal post I think
that this is the best-worded post ever.
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This is a link post Tales from the Quiet Zone NSFW
This was filmed on my local train line to London, c2c.
I don't know whats worse, this girl, or those plastic muppets on 'The only way is Essex'.

NSFW for loud swears!!
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This is a normal post good lord

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ya daaaaant get roood to me yeaaaaah!!!
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I've been hit by bigger girls than you"
what a star

I'd like to say this is funny, but I see this kind of shit every fucking night going home
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the rest?
That's comedy gold
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This is a normal post ^ This
Also, I haven't watched Eastenders for a bit. Not sure about the new screen format, yeah Bruv?
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This is a normal post lol.
Poor people suck.
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This is a normal post Kill 'em all!
(edit: really, they should be culled.)
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post conductors these days eh?
she's not even checking their tickets
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This is a normal post "You don't know her Bruv"
"Don't mug her off bruv, yeah"
"In, it"

Etc, etc
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i would so have fucking hit her...
right in the face,

thats what equality is about ladies and gentlemen...to not punch her in the face would be sexist.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this on Live Leak the other day
but everyone was a lot fatter.
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This is a normal post Lively.

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This is a normal post Hah wonderful native cockney wit

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This is a normal post sooo
much orange fake tan soo much
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This is a normal post This completely validates my decision
to leave the country 6 yrs ago. *shudders*
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post would
just to annoy her
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is no way I could have restrained myself....
....if she had slapped me like that...

had a similar incident on a bus in Hackney... three 13 year old girls playing music on their phone... I had to get off the bus shortly after asking them to turn it off.... they were giving me the rage

what can you do in that situation?
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smash their fucking phones up.

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This is a normal post Jesus Christ
What a stupid bitch, I couldn't watch it till the end...please tell me somebody broke her fucking nose.
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^this
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This is a normal post Classic
on board entertainment. It could be worse - in Albania they come at you with accordians and bad singing
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think I would have been able to contain myself if she was barking atr me like that
I think I would have probably broken her cheeks
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This is a normal post Brave girl sticking up for her self... tell 'em sister

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This is a normal post Is there not an 'I absolutely fucking love this' button
God bless the Southend rail network.
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This is a link post Firefighter accidentally swallows kitten


It didn't turn out well for the kitten.....
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man Eats Pussy
shocker
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This is a normal post oh yeah
damn my innocent mind.
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This is a link post Alan Moore Speeks his branes on Libraries
Alan Moore is the one on the right.
Save Our Libraries... yay
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This is a normal post great man :)

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This is a link post Old lady defeats robbers with handbag
Ronseal. And frickin' awesome!
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This is a normal post Glass Granny

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This is a normal post groundhog granny

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This is a normal post one flew over the grannies nest

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This is a normal post .... wrinkly thinning grey curly haired grannies nest?

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This is a normal post Granny, I've shrunk the (other) Granny

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This is a normal post close grannies of the granny kind

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This is a normal post Throw Granny from the Train

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This is a normal post A Granny Day Out

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This is a normal post Mega Granny vs Giant Octopus

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This is a normal post Dr. Grannylove or: How I Learned to Stop Grannying and Granny the Granny

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This is a normal post Strap on Granny 6: Sorority Sleep-over

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This is a normal post Pulp Granny

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This is a normal post The Granny Job

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This is a normal post Grannies on a plane

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This is a normal post A Granny Called Granny

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This is a normal post Granny Jones and the Temple of Grannies

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This is a normal post A gran, a Plan, A Canal, Grandma.

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This is a normal post Granny Wars Episode IV A New Hope

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This is a normal post Gran Torino

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This is a link post God Bless America - Home Built Revolving Shotgun

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This is a normal post best comment:
"way cool!
an "Assault Weapon" here in CA, but you folks in other states don't have to worry about such nonsense..."
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This is a normal post Want

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This is a link post Jim Carrey as Female Bodybuilder
Let's start with a stretch...
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This is a normal post Haha!
Love it!
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This is a link post I don't remember this from the books NSFW
glasscock says no Nazis can get me this mornin
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This is a normal post the music
is fucking atrocious, but the video is not without its charms :)
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it has music?!
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:45, , Reply)
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< Drops monocle in brandy glass >
Good lord...
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This is a normal post i cant watch this without imagining that the bass line is that woman farting to make herself spin around

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This is a normal post make it so!

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This is a normal post And now
Neither can I. Which makes it hilarious already but can't you work your magic and make her accelerate in time with the farting?
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This is a normal post Odds bodkins, Mr. Claypole!

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This is a normal post It's a lot harder than it looks...
... if only she'd touch it.
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This is a link post The External World - (NSFW animation) NSFW
Board, I can't even BEGIN to describe this one. It has a few surprising
moments in it & some are just downright funny. All in all, a very
entertaining 17 minutes of intertwining sketches, but NSFW in parts so marked as such.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!
That was gobsmackingly fantastic! Without a doubt the best thing I have seen in a long while!

Clickety!
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Another click from me. Is it wrong that I love this kind of dark humor.
Its like someone cut out my brain and rendered it into 3d animation.
Edit] clicked wrong reply button.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is utter genius and I love it enormously
beautiful animation too
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post slick animation
but i didn't find it funny.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is pretty impressive
difficult to make something that random keep your attention for so long.
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This is a normal post amazing
I watched it twice in a row
then once again straight afterwards
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This is a normal post utterly brilliant
Love David O'Relly's stuff. The talented git is only about 20.
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This is a normal post Can this be
the 9th wonder of the world?
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This is a normal post Fantastic!
Can't help but think that there's some deep meaning to the individual scenarios and the animation as a whole, but I can't be arsed thinking about it right now.

My favourite part had to be the happy pill GFY dude with the shower. I didn't expect that at all!
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This is a normal post AMAZING
I think this might just be the best thing I have ever seen. I put a hat on then take it off to you.
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This is a link post Are hedge fund managers the Tories' trade unionists? - Rob Peston BBC blog
following on from last nights link: (which i cannot fucking find now, but it was a link to this: www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/feb/07/tax-city-heist-of-century)

"...So it probably won't be especially easy for David Cameron to bat away as irrelevant the statistics published today by the independent Bureau of Investigative Journalism of the extent to which Conservative Party Central Office has become dependent on cash donations from companies and individuals working in financial services."
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't hedge fund managers
just respectable bookmakers?

And I thought they were under VERY heavy scrutiny now, following the Goldman Sachs business, where they advised some investors to make things they KNEW were going to fail, because they telling others to back the other way?
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post read the guardian article
project merlin is kinda on hold

this is the link from last night : b3ta.com/links/Tories_revert_to_traditioanl_methods (goes to guardian article)
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, saw that yesterday
A blogger tried to portray this as a GOOD thing for the economy.
My reaction is, if it's such a good thing why is Gideon not shouting about how much good it will do, instead of trying really hard not to talk about it (it didn't even get a mention on BBC news last night)
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post project vermin still very much on track

(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think they're under much more scrutiny than
they ever were, unfortunately. And Goldman Sachs are notorious for playing both sides of a bet/selling stuff on under false pretenses. It's all a bit of a regulatory wasteland, still, unfortunately.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post shock horror
rich people make the rules.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shock horror
Rich people got / stay rich by manipulating the country such that everyone else pays off the debt.

This has the added bonus of keeping the populous just that bit worse off, just that bit closer to the breadline, so that they have to worry about themselves all the time and literally can't afford to protest, rise up or otherwise complain effectively.
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This is a normal post ^this

(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The "populous" gets into debt on their credit cards and stupid overpriced houses.
They should sort their own life out instead of complaining about "bankers", who they apparently had no quarrel with when times were good.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post We had no quarrel due to ignorance
And I'm talking of national debt, not personal debt.

And I'm alluding to the massive role tax avoidance plays in making all us proles poorer to pay it, when we are supposedly "all in it together".

And it rubs salt in to the wound that privitisation means the government getting us in to more debt by sponsoring our biggest companies to do their work for them, when those companies fully intend to contribute zero to paying our debt.

Kinda makes all those special offers you've taken advantage of down Tesco seem a bit hollow, dunnit? Never thought those cheap baked beans would cost you your house, didja?

Now we're no longer ignorant and find it hurts each and every one of us, we should do something about it.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Interesting inflatable bedroom NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=27fLMvryCn4

MORE (but sfw) if you're interested
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why can't you hide posts on /links?
That reminds of the big sculpture in Scanners
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a bookmarklet for that
unfortunately it won't let me post it as a link, so here's the source
www.canazza.co.uk/b3taHideNSFW.js
the bookmarklet code is in the comment at the top. It searches for NSFW tags and then hides all iframes, images,objects and embeds in the related post.

you have to click it each time, but it works.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fanny in a cupboard!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKKjz27UbKg
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0_0
..backs away, "what ever happened to Lions, Witches and all that Mlarky"
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say what you like
she's still tighter than my ex.
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