that is the Sealiest Ron I have ever seen!
p.s. use Istyosty to prevent mail links resulting in revenue for them!
istyosty.com/axk
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:11, Share, Reply)
p.s. use Istyosty to prevent mail links resulting in revenue for them!
istyosty.com/axk
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:11, Share, Reply)
Dear b3ta code monkey(s)
Please can you validate all links and replace dailymail direct links with istosty ones. Kthxbai
( , Sun 13 Feb 2011, 9:44, Share, Reply)
Please can you validate all links and replace dailymail direct links with istosty ones. Kthxbai
( , Sun 13 Feb 2011, 9:44, Share, Reply)
awsm!
i held a fruit bat and his feets felt like jellys!! his name was mike.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:44, Share, Reply)
i held a fruit bat and his feets felt like jellys!! his name was mike.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:44, Share, Reply)
loved it,
was like a friendly flying rat man with haribo feets
LOOOK
( , Sun 13 Feb 2011, 3:13, Share, Reply)
was like a friendly flying rat man with haribo feets
LOOOK
( , Sun 13 Feb 2011, 3:13, Share, Reply)
Clever
They look cute if you hide the bits of them that make your very soul go AAAAHHHH!!! FUUUCK!!!
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:49, Share, Reply)
They look cute if you hide the bits of them that make your very soul go AAAAHHHH!!! FUUUCK!!!
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:49, Share, Reply)
One of my favourites fom the E-mails from an Asshole archive
Thats it, nothing more to see here.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:48, Share, Reply)
Thats it, nothing more to see here.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:48, Share, Reply)
Jan Moir is iritatingly stupid and a hypocrit
In this article Jan Moir blames the death of the girl who wanted a bigger arse on "the ghastliness of hip hop culture, with its relentless misogyny, casual degradations and lack of respect for women."
a stub article on the same page she then states Katy Perry has every right to be angry at Russell Brand for posting the no make up picture.. as she has a celebrity image she needs to maintain.
Fail. I'm not sure which angers me more the hypocracy or the talk of "ghastly macho hip hop" with examples from two gangster rappers.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:29, Share, Reply)
In this article Jan Moir blames the death of the girl who wanted a bigger arse on "the ghastliness of hip hop culture, with its relentless misogyny, casual degradations and lack of respect for women."
a stub article on the same page she then states Katy Perry has every right to be angry at Russell Brand for posting the no make up picture.. as she has a celebrity image she needs to maintain.
Fail. I'm not sure which angers me more the hypocracy or the talk of "ghastly macho hip hop" with examples from two gangster rappers.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:29, Share, Reply)
Imagine Jan Moir actually saying this out loud
"The girls want to be, in modern parlance, hip hop honeys. They want to shake their booty like Beyoncé and J-Lo."
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:39, Share, Reply)
"The girls want to be, in modern parlance, hip hop honeys. They want to shake their booty like Beyoncé and J-Lo."
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:39, Share, Reply)
Yeah only realised afterwards who it was I was raging at
fruitless though. Getting angry at the daily Mail for being hypocritical is like criticising water for being wet.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:33, Share, Reply)
fruitless though. Getting angry at the daily Mail for being hypocritical is like criticising water for being wet.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:33, Share, Reply)
Have some terribleness with your saturday morning
Probably best not to watch this all the way through.
EDIT: FFS
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:19, Share, Reply)
Probably best not to watch this all the way through.
EDIT: FFS
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:19, Share, Reply)
No.
Just...no. I think I managed about 15-20 seconds of this painful, painful, torture.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:10, Share, Reply)
Just...no. I think I managed about 15-20 seconds of this painful, painful, torture.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:10, Share, Reply)
Oversized floof
Bit of a trite message but a nice story nonetheless.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:50, Share, Reply)
Bit of a trite message but a nice story nonetheless.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:50, Share, Reply)
I'm pretty sure it's the people that the film
Born Free is based on.
I much prefer the video footage with out the awful music though :(
EDIT: actually couldn't have been the born free people as the dates are all wrong. and they're two blokes not a husband and wife.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:09, Share, Reply)
Born Free is based on.
I much prefer the video footage with out the awful music though :(
EDIT: actually couldn't have been the born free people as the dates are all wrong. and they're two blokes not a husband and wife.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:09, Share, Reply)
aww lully.
Reminds me of the story of Mkele Mbembe.
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large thorn deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him.
For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the amazing events of that day.
Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe knew it had to be him.
Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. For what seemed like an eternity they stood and looked each other in the eyes, remembering that fateful day in 1986. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, breaking his neck and killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:33, Share, Reply)
Reminds me of the story of Mkele Mbembe.
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large thorn deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him.
For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the amazing events of that day.
Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe knew it had to be him.
Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. For what seemed like an eternity they stood and looked each other in the eyes, remembering that fateful day in 1986. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, breaking his neck and killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:33, Share, Reply)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgmqWUAE8I
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgmqWUAE8I
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:48, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgmqWUAE8I
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:48, Share, Reply)
Yuck
My fingers stink if my cat wipes his dirty little gob on them so fuck knows what their faces smell like after being snogged by a frigging great lion.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:29, Share, Reply)
My fingers stink if my cat wipes his dirty little gob on them so fuck knows what their faces smell like after being snogged by a frigging great lion.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:29, Share, Reply)
oooh positive vibes youtube videos
*wipes vomit off keyboard*
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:47, Share, Reply)
*wipes vomit off keyboard*
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:47, Share, Reply)
This made me chortle with my morning coffee
For that I thank you.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 6:46, Share, Reply)
For that I thank you.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 6:46, Share, Reply)
A man is injured by a flying dildo.
This is front page news in NT Australia...
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:35, Share, Reply)
This is front page news in NT Australia...
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:35, Share, Reply)
Some beautiful shots in there
and I'd never heard of that, but it looks kind of fun.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 1:59, Share, Reply)
and I'd never heard of that, but it looks kind of fun.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 1:59, Share, Reply)
lovely stuff
but what is the goal of the hobby? Nice and relaxing to watch
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:26, Share, Reply)
but what is the goal of the hobby? Nice and relaxing to watch
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:26, Share, Reply)
I honestly wish I could do even one of those moves.
I would actually do them all the time.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:17, Share, Reply)
I would actually do them all the time.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:17, Share, Reply)
Cascada gets everywhere these days
even into my ID causing distressing attempts at dance whenever I hear a sub-10khz sound...
...like the slamming of car doors.
Life is tough
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:11, Share, Reply)
even into my ID causing distressing attempts at dance whenever I hear a sub-10khz sound...
...like the slamming of car doors.
Life is tough
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:11, Share, Reply)
dance away, your problems
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdX6U5OOoag
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:32, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdX6U5OOoag
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:32, Share, Reply)
Improved with a stormtrooper
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0dIpYw75jA
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:02, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0dIpYw75jA
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:02, Share, Reply)
This is apparently what has got me very drunk this evening!
Cut with co-op vodka tis good fun! its made me realise that battlefield 2 is for the sober. Where as www.isketch.net/ needs a b3ta room!
PS Who drew Rob with goggles.net?!
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:50, Share, Reply)
Cut with co-op vodka tis good fun! its made me realise that battlefield 2 is for the sober. Where as www.isketch.net/ needs a b3ta room!
PS Who drew Rob with goggles.net?!
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:50, Share, Reply)
Eurgh
I had coca tea in Bolivia. Tasted absolutely fucking awful, didn't do anything to my headache, and had the side effect of making sure I'd have tested positive for cocaine for the next few days. You can keep that stuff, I'll stick to my Ron Miel.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:59, Share, Reply)
I had coca tea in Bolivia. Tasted absolutely fucking awful, didn't do anything to my headache, and had the side effect of making sure I'd have tested positive for cocaine for the next few days. You can keep that stuff, I'll stick to my Ron Miel.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:59, Share, Reply)
sounds nice!
with co-op vodka and leomonade it made it taste like exactly like a limb/brain crippling mountain dew
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:02, Share, Reply)
with co-op vodka and leomonade it made it taste like exactly like a limb/brain crippling mountain dew
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:02, Share, Reply)
i'm in a cocktail competition for this in a couple of weeks
If I win I get a trip to Amsterdam. And lots of booze. So wish me luck, because so far I havem't got a scooby do.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:21, Share, Reply)
If I win I get a trip to Amsterdam. And lots of booze. So wish me luck, because so far I havem't got a scooby do.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:21, Share, Reply)
well i think ive given you your winning coktail!
call it the CDC. its co-op vodka, lime juice, agwa, pink food colouring! shake it about with ice an that!
=profit?
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:36, Share, Reply)
call it the CDC. its co-op vodka, lime juice, agwa, pink food colouring! shake it about with ice an that!
=profit?
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:36, Share, Reply)
I think they're looking for a touch more refinement
but I like the vodka idea
so far:
'Gurn Baby, Gurn'
40ml Zubrowka vodka
25ml Agwa
2.5ml absinthe
30ml pressed apple juice
10ml ginger extract
20ml lemon
10ml egg white
PS whoever posted that song the other day by the correspondents has stuck it in my head for three straight days. Thanks.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:48, Share, Reply)
but I like the vodka idea
so far:
'Gurn Baby, Gurn'
40ml Zubrowka vodka
25ml Agwa
2.5ml absinthe
30ml pressed apple juice
10ml ginger extract
20ml lemon
10ml egg white
PS whoever posted that song the other day by the correspondents has stuck it in my head for three straight days. Thanks.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:48, Share, Reply)
Nice
all sounds good up to the egg white which i would have thought would make it a bit vomitty?
BUT!
im sure a trained mixologist knows what they're doing :)
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:56, Share, Reply)
all sounds good up to the egg white which i would have thought would make it a bit vomitty?
BUT!
im sure a trained mixologist knows what they're doing :)
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:56, Share, Reply)
Oh no egg white
is good in a 'sour' cocktail. You can't tell it's there.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:01, Share, Reply)
is good in a 'sour' cocktail. You can't tell it's there.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:01, Share, Reply)
Im sure your right
but the idea of putting raw egg in my booze is something i literally find hard to swallow!
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:11, Share, Reply)
but the idea of putting raw egg in my booze is something i literally find hard to swallow!
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:11, Share, Reply)
mayonnaise
caeser dressing, etc - it's fine, just gives the drink a foam. If you ever find yourself in nottingham come to brass monkey and i'll change your mind.
Failing that i'll get you smashed. Win win really.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 3:56, Share, Reply)
caeser dressing, etc - it's fine, just gives the drink a foam. If you ever find yourself in nottingham come to brass monkey and i'll change your mind.
Failing that i'll get you smashed. Win win really.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 3:56, Share, Reply)
What's your Battlefield 2 name you fantastic end of a bell?!
I really must try that drink.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:00, Share, Reply)
I really must try that drink.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:00, Share, Reply)
The Revolt in Egypt is coming home
John Pilger
"The uprising in Egypt has discredited every Western media stereotype about the Arabs. The courage, determination, eloquence, and grace of those in Liberation Square contrast with "our" specious fear-mongering with its al-Qaeda and Iran bogeys and iron-clad assumptions, bereft of irony, of the "moral leadership of the West." It is not surprising that the recent source of truth about the imperial abuse of the Middle East, WikiLeaks, is itself subjected to craven, petty abuse in those self-congratulating newspapers that set the limits of elite liberal debate on both sides of the Atlantic. Perhaps they are worried. Across the world, public awareness is rising and bypassing them.
In Washington and London, the regimes are fragile and barely democratic. Having long burned down societies abroad, they are now doing something similar at home, with lies and without a mandate.
To their victims, the resistance in Cairo’s Liberation Square must seem an inspiration. "We won’t stop," said the young Egyptian woman on TV, "we won’t go home." Try kettling a million people in the center of London, bent on civil disobedience, and try imagining it could not happen."
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:07, Share, Reply)
John Pilger
"The uprising in Egypt has discredited every Western media stereotype about the Arabs. The courage, determination, eloquence, and grace of those in Liberation Square contrast with "our" specious fear-mongering with its al-Qaeda and Iran bogeys and iron-clad assumptions, bereft of irony, of the "moral leadership of the West." It is not surprising that the recent source of truth about the imperial abuse of the Middle East, WikiLeaks, is itself subjected to craven, petty abuse in those self-congratulating newspapers that set the limits of elite liberal debate on both sides of the Atlantic. Perhaps they are worried. Across the world, public awareness is rising and bypassing them.
In Washington and London, the regimes are fragile and barely democratic. Having long burned down societies abroad, they are now doing something similar at home, with lies and without a mandate.
To their victims, the resistance in Cairo’s Liberation Square must seem an inspiration. "We won’t stop," said the young Egyptian woman on TV, "we won’t go home." Try kettling a million people in the center of London, bent on civil disobedience, and try imagining it could not happen."
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:07, Share, Reply)
erm
No idea. Am I supposed to laugh, point and scream, or play with my invisible goatee? Just another blog?
"try imagining it could not happen."
Done. It's got pink elephants* in my mental scene, but done.
*delirium tremens
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:13, Share, Reply)
No idea. Am I supposed to laugh, point and scream, or play with my invisible goatee? Just another blog?
"try imagining it could not happen."
Done. It's got pink elephants* in my mental scene, but done.
*delirium tremens
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:13, Share, Reply)
Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
But drive to work and can't be late.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:37, Share, Reply)
But drive to work and can't be late.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:37, Share, Reply)
I seem to remember being told in historyy at school
that during the period of revolutionary unrest in Europe, a big anti-monarchy type rally was arranged in one of the parks. It was taken seriously enough for the King/Queen to be shipped of to somewhere like Balmoral.
Hardly anyone turned up though, because it was a bit 'drizzly'.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:39, Share, Reply)
that during the period of revolutionary unrest in Europe, a big anti-monarchy type rally was arranged in one of the parks. It was taken seriously enough for the King/Queen to be shipped of to somewhere like Balmoral.
Hardly anyone turned up though, because it was a bit 'drizzly'.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:39, Share, Reply)
he doesn't say that iranians are arabs
he talks about the overthrow of mossedegh and the re-installation of the shah.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:17, Share, Reply)
he talks about the overthrow of mossedegh and the re-installation of the shah.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:17, Share, Reply)
Have a gander before the light channel takes it down
I made this!
they have already taken away my embedding power.
please click the link and ignore the over the top error message.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:55, Share, Reply)
they have already taken away my embedding power.
please click the link and ignore the over the top error message.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:55, Share, Reply)
hahaha
you should have made his legs twitch, good stuff though ;)
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:30, Share, Reply)
you should have made his legs twitch, good stuff though ;)
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:30, Share, Reply)
I think you confused my Chrome
It offered to translate this page from German and I'm blaming you.
The Bieber The!!!
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:40, Share, Reply)
It offered to translate this page from German and I'm blaming you.
The Bieber The!!!
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:40, Share, Reply)
2,564 Frames Per Second
Some new camera called the Phantom Flex. Quite impressive. Capable of 1080p at 2,800fps.
Now I just need to rob a bank and post you all some slow-mo kittens
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:26, Share, Reply)
Some new camera called the Phantom Flex. Quite impressive. Capable of 1080p at 2,800fps.
Now I just need to rob a bank and post you all some slow-mo kittens
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:26, Share, Reply)
That is
fucking ace.
Step 1. Steal one of those
Step 2. Start a slow motion porn studio
Step 3. Profit!
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:38, Share, Reply)
fucking ace.
Step 1. Steal one of those
Step 2. Start a slow motion porn studio
Step 3. Profit!
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:38, Share, Reply)
Synchronised shockwave chubby porn.
You may be onto something you know...
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:46, Share, Reply)
You may be onto something you know...
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:46, Share, Reply)
I watch all porn in fast forward as it is, I certainly don't want it any slower.
( , Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:52, Share, Reply)
FPS 10,750
www.abelcine.com/store/Phantom-Flex-High-Speed-Digital-Camera/#tabs
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:11, Share, Reply)
www.abelcine.com/store/Phantom-Flex-High-Speed-Digital-Camera/#tabs
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:11, Share, Reply)
I don't know how to say this, and I apologise in advance
but I just found that video... annoying.
Slow-mo water drops - wow never seen that before!
Then again, I am slightly pished.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:13, Share, Reply)
but I just found that video... annoying.
Slow-mo water drops - wow never seen that before!
Then again, I am slightly pished.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:13, Share, Reply)
I agree we need some new source material.
Perhaps we could try bleeding fingers and pretend it's Artaudian?
( , Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:13, Share, Reply)
Perhaps we could try bleeding fingers and pretend it's Artaudian?
( , Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:13, Share, Reply)
Ooohhh!
$50000-$150,000.........(sits back and waits for Chinese version)
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:44, Share, Reply)
$50000-$150,000.........(sits back and waits for Chinese version)
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:44, Share, Reply)
Clearly expecting some enterprising porn merchant to use one of these
hence the spunky business at about 1 min 35 secs
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:49, Share, Reply)
hence the spunky business at about 1 min 35 secs
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:49, Share, Reply)
Finally
I can say what I wanted to say when the guy posted this on a photographers place...you know that Derek & Clive BBC came round to film my horn...I so would if I was a boy with this camera.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 16:14, Share, Reply)
I can say what I wanted to say when the guy posted this on a photographers place...you know that Derek & Clive BBC came round to film my horn...I so would if I was a boy with this camera.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2011, 16:14, Share, Reply)
That was very impressive
and I hope that when you produce your slow-mo kittens piece you apply the same TLC to the audio post production as to this...
( , Sun 13 Feb 2011, 3:05, Share, Reply)
and I hope that when you produce your slow-mo kittens piece you apply the same TLC to the audio post production as to this...
( , Sun 13 Feb 2011, 3:05, Share, Reply)
I do enjoy these shows
But I can't help but feel they preach to the converted.
I suppose if nothing else they arm people without much knowledge with decent arguments. And they are funny :-D
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:40, Share, Reply)
But I can't help but feel they preach to the converted.
I suppose if nothing else they arm people without much knowledge with decent arguments. And they are funny :-D
( , Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:40, Share, Reply)
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