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This is a link post Bats in dusters



Apols for the Daily Fail link
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is the Sealiest Ron I have ever seen!
p.s. use Istyosty to prevent mail links resulting in revenue for them!

istyosty.com/axk
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for the tip
Link updated :)
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dear b3ta code monkey(s)
Please can you validate all links and replace dailymail direct links with istosty ones. Kthxbai
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post awsm!
i held a fruit bat and his feets felt like jellys!! his name was mike.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you like it?

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post loved it,
was like a friendly flying rat man with haribo feets

LOOOK


(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 3:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post His real name was (inaudible squeak)

(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 2:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awww - theys just like mices ...
with wings :D
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clever
They look cute if you hide the bits of them that make your very soul go AAAAHHHH!!! FUUUCK!!!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a link post One of my favourites fom the E-mails from an Asshole archive
Thats it, nothing more to see here.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Click*
This one is priceless :-D
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Jan Moir is iritatingly stupid and a hypocrit
In this article Jan Moir blames the death of the girl who wanted a bigger arse on "the ghastliness of hip hop culture, with its relentless misogyny, casual degradations and lack of respect for women."

a stub article on the same page she then states Katy Perry has every right to be angry at Russell Brand for posting the no make up picture.. as she has a celebrity image she needs to maintain.

Fail. I'm not sure which angers me more the hypocracy or the talk of "ghastly macho hip hop" with examples from two gangster rappers.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post god these people's opinions are so BORING

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine Jan Moir actually saying this out loud
"The girls want to be, in modern parlance, hip hop honeys. They want to shake their booty like Beyoncé and J-Lo."
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see Jan Moir is still a cunt

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah only realised afterwards who it was I was raging at
fruitless though. Getting angry at the daily Mail for being hypocritical is like criticising water for being wet.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Have some terribleness with your saturday morning
Probably best not to watch this all the way through.
EDIT: FFS
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.
Just...no. I think I managed about 15-20 seconds of this painful, painful, torture.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Oversized floof
Bit of a trite message but a nice story nonetheless.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job he'd just eaten a buffalow
is this a phone ad?
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure it's the people that the film
Born Free is based on.

I much prefer the video footage with out the awful music though :(

EDIT: actually couldn't have been the born free people as the dates are all wrong. and they're two blokes not a husband and wife.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post aww lully.
Reminds me of the story of Mkele Mbembe.

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large thorn deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him.

For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the amazing events of that day.

Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe knew it had to be him.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. For what seemed like an eternity they stood and looked each other in the eyes, remembering that fateful day in 1986. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, breaking his neck and killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgmqWUAE8I
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgmqWUAE8I
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I knew I'd heard this story before.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post that
was fabulous!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post his wife...
one of he many females that let him fuck them
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That almost sounded bitter

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yuck
My fingers stink if my cat wipes his dirty little gob on them so fuck knows what their faces smell like after being snogged by a frigging great lion.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooh positive vibes youtube videos
*wipes vomit off keyboard*
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Saber Toothed Tiger drawing.

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 6:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This made me chortle with my morning coffee
For that I thank you.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 6:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Very good :o)
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a link post A man is injured by a flying dildo.
This is front page news in NT Australia...
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post She stole my party trick.

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 6:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post She stole your party dick

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a dickhead!

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post 12cm?
now I know Aussie women are easily pleased!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a link post float....

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 1:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some beautiful shots in there
and I'd never heard of that, but it looks kind of fun.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 1:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff
but what is the goal of the hobby? Nice and relaxing to watch
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
I like the strings version of Do You Realize??
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 5:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Velvet Acid Christ - Ghost in the Circuit
Song.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Choon!
My favourite:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPNksKDfphQ
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 1:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Thanks!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 5:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Learn all these moves
Do it. Do it now!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly wish I could do even one of those moves.
I would actually do them all the time.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eddie Murphy?
??
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Yeh!
I just don't know.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cascada gets everywhere these days
even into my ID causing distressing attempts at dance whenever I hear a sub-10khz sound...

...like the slamming of car doors.

Life is tough
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post dance away, your problems
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdX6U5OOoag
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That was just bloody awesome
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post U-U-U-Aua

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Improved with a stormtrooper
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0dIpYw75jA
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a link post This is apparently what has got me very drunk this evening!
Cut with co-op vodka tis good fun! its made me realise that battlefield 2 is for the sober. Where as www.isketch.net/ needs a b3ta room!

PS Who drew Rob with goggles.net?!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eurgh
I had coca tea in Bolivia. Tasted absolutely fucking awful, didn't do anything to my headache, and had the side effect of making sure I'd have tested positive for cocaine for the next few days. You can keep that stuff, I'll stick to my Ron Miel.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds nice!
with co-op vodka and leomonade it made it taste like exactly like a limb/brain crippling mountain dew
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm in a cocktail competition for this in a couple of weeks
If I win I get a trip to Amsterdam. And lots of booze. So wish me luck, because so far I havem't got a scooby do.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post well i think ive given you your winning coktail!
call it the CDC. its co-op vodka, lime juice, agwa, pink food colouring! shake it about with ice an that!

=profit?
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're looking for a touch more refinement
but I like the vodka idea

so far:

'Gurn Baby, Gurn'

40ml Zubrowka vodka
25ml Agwa
2.5ml absinthe
30ml pressed apple juice
10ml ginger extract
20ml lemon
10ml egg white

PS whoever posted that song the other day by the correspondents has stuck it in my head for three straight days. Thanks.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
all sounds good up to the egg white which i would have thought would make it a bit vomitty?

BUT!

im sure a trained mixologist knows what they're doing :)
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no egg white
is good in a 'sour' cocktail. You can't tell it's there.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im sure your right
but the idea of putting raw egg in my booze is something i literally find hard to swallow!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post mayonnaise
caeser dressing, etc - it's fine, just gives the drink a foam. If you ever find yourself in nottingham come to brass monkey and i'll change your mind.

Failing that i'll get you smashed. Win win really.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 3:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's your Battlefield 2 name you fantastic end of a bell?!
I really must try that drink.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ScavType84 on the old PSN. Feel free to add i as a pal :)
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Wait, what ... woof?
In Japan they be barking
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The policeman made it :-)

(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a link post The Revolt in Egypt is coming home
John Pilger
"The uprising in Egypt has discredited every Western media stereotype about the Arabs. The courage, determination, eloquence, and grace of those in Liberation Square contrast with "our" specious fear-mongering with its al-Qaeda and Iran bogeys and iron-clad assumptions, bereft of irony, of the "moral leadership of the West." It is not surprising that the recent source of truth about the imperial abuse of the Middle East, WikiLeaks, is itself subjected to craven, petty abuse in those self-congratulating newspapers that set the limits of elite liberal debate on both sides of the Atlantic. Perhaps they are worried. Across the world, public awareness is rising and bypassing them.

In Washington and London, the regimes are fragile and barely democratic. Having long burned down societies abroad, they are now doing something similar at home, with lies and without a mandate.

To their victims, the resistance in Cairo’s Liberation Square must seem an inspiration. "We won’t stop," said the young Egyptian woman on TV, "we won’t go home." Try kettling a million people in the center of London, bent on civil disobedience, and try imagining it could not happen."
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post erm
No idea. Am I supposed to laugh, point and scream, or play with my invisible goatee? Just another blog?

"try imagining it could not happen."

Done. It's got pink elephants* in my mental scene, but done.

*delirium tremens
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gordon Brown out !, Gordon Brown out !
oh, wait
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post One! Two! Three! Four!
We don't want your oil war!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
But drive to work and can't be late.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
WTFAYBOA?
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post John Pilger
has done some great films.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember being told in historyy at school
that during the period of revolutionary unrest in Europe, a big anti-monarchy type rally was arranged in one of the parks. It was taken seriously enough for the King/Queen to be shipped of to somewhere like Balmoral.
Hardly anyone turned up though, because it was a bit 'drizzly'.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting article
but iranians are not arabs
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post potato potaato

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post he doesn't say that iranians are arabs
he talks about the overthrow of mossedegh and the re-installation of the shah.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Have a gander before the light channel takes it down I made this!
they have already taken away my embedding power.
please click the link and ignore the over the top error message.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post spang!
:)
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus

(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
you should have made his legs twitch, good stuff though ;)
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hoot
*drops a click from a great height*
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Die Bieber Die!!!
Ronseal :)
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you confused my Chrome
It offered to translate this page from German and I'm blaming you.

The Bieber The!!!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are Sideshow Bob
AICMFP
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a link post 2,564 Frames Per Second
Some new camera called the Phantom Flex. Quite impressive. Capable of 1080p at 2,800fps.
Now I just need to rob a bank and post you all some slow-mo kittens
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post want that so much

(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
This
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is
fucking ace.

Step 1. Steal one of those
Step 2. Start a slow motion porn studio
Step 3. Profit!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Synchronised shockwave chubby porn.
You may be onto something you know...
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post But...
I want to see them pounded hard and fast.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I watch all porn in fast forward as it is, I certainly don't want it any slower.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post How fast could it do
640x480 ?
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post FPS 10,750
www.abelcine.com/store/Phantom-Flex-High-Speed-Digital-Camera/#tabs
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know how to say this, and I apologise in advance
but I just found that video... annoying.

Slow-mo water drops - wow never seen that before!

Then again, I am slightly pished.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree we need some new source material.
Perhaps we could try bleeding fingers and pretend it's Artaudian?
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooooh!
*covets*
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooohhh!
$50000-$150,000.........(sits back and waits for Chinese version)
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly expecting some enterprising porn merchant to use one of these
hence the spunky business at about 1 min 35 secs
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally
I can say what I wanted to say when the guy posted this on a photographers place...you know that Derek & Clive BBC came round to film my horn...I so would if I was a boy with this camera.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was very impressive
and I hope that when you produce your slow-mo kittens piece you apply the same TLC to the audio post production as to this...
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 3:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh matron
Not the money shot I was expecting to see
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
I would give my right arm for one of those :(
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slow mo kittens
Yes. I want flying slow mo kittens.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 4:20, , Reply)
This is a link post new black keys video
this has to be made!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post black keys are owsome

(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm nice me.

(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do enjoy these shows
But I can't help but feel they preach to the converted.

I suppose if nothing else they arm people without much knowledge with decent arguments. And they are funny :-D
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:40, , Reply)

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