Drag And DropI made this!
I know mash-ups/bootlegs aren't everyone's cup of tea, but to those interested I've compiled a best-of album of my stuff from the past 7 years entitled "Drag And Drop".
Interval training
This was being favourited by some people I stalk on youtube. enjoy
(Nostreborcan't be everything all the time., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:50,
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Bit harsh that
(Frample Tromwibblerclimbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 14:15,
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Its funny!
because this really happened, and instead of saying that, he went home and cried.
(Melatonin, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:59,
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This is my thinking too
I can't take the side of anyone too stupid to know how to put a t-shirt on properly
(Spunk MurphyTchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 5:48,
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must remember to do that
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:34,
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I recognise that guy...
He's Brian Firenzi from the guys at 5secondfilms.com/
Surprised not to see his nipples...
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:47,
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(Nostreborcan't be everything all the time., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:32,
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not great
apart from "Oh, Shit!", I liked that line.
(RocketSurgeonis pretending he's still young, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:48,
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That was quite good!
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:37,
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Star Wars (The 'ran out of budget' edition) I made this!
What may of happened if George Lucus ran out of budget at the 1st hurdle..The film would of been cut to 3 and a bit minutes and the ending could of turned out very different
I'm still waiting for
the Mint Star wars edition, and the Orange one too.
(RocketSurgeonis pretending he's still young, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:48,
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Updated 5GP image over londonI made this!
A while ago i shot an image over london from greenwich, over half term i was able to revisit this to higher resolution, from just one gigapixel to 5.5
(wjh31, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:24,
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bloody student!
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 14:08,
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Im no student
I'm the other kind of bloody person that gets half term off
(wjh31, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 14:11,
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A paedophile?
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:25,
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Ive yet to have a successful conviction
(wjh31, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:29,
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don't let that get you down, you keep trying now!
(PCheese, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:09,
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Nicely!
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:19,
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Cool
I'm up there a fair bit taking photos myself (blatant self-pimping). What gear are you using to get it so sharp though?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:48,
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canon 500D, sigma 150-500mm@500mm
660 images stitched together
It looks so different in your nice snowy shots
(wjh31, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:40,
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Nice lens
I've been trying to do something similar with my 200mm but they all come out Wobbly As Fuck. Either my technique is wrong, or my tripod is shite, or more likely both.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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there's an e-mail on the site somewhere if you'd like a hint or two
(wjh31, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:24,
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Slow death of a washing machine.
I know that crazy guy did it before hardcore but this is sort of a slow death. It gets real trippy before the machine gives out.
Does anyone know what make this is?!
If it can last that long in that situation, it must be pretty well made!!
(more balanced than jeremy beadleIt wasn't me..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:52,
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My thoughts exactly.
(Fluffster, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:53,
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Evidemment...
(RedHouseover yonder, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:02,
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"Évidemment"
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:32,
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je m'en fache des accents!
(RedHouseover yonder, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:48,
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Germany is a LIE!
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:49,
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Fab
I did exactly the same thing when I was about 15 - my mate screamed in my ear when I was asleep on a bus. It wn automatic punch which caught him square in the throat and made him throw up all over seat in front. happy days.
(Leemondus, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:15,
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German?
I bet your colleagues are posting in the QOTW about you...
(The Archduke of South LondonI'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:38,
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Mahaaaaaahh the french
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:15,
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Note the case of empty bottles
on the floor behind him...
(RedHouseover yonder, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:13,
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ahahaahah
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:33,
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I love watching the outtakes from his Peas adverts.
"Find any jury in the land who will agree that one can start a sentence with "in" and can put an emphasis on it, I'll go down on you."
(maninahatToo many cocks spoil the brothel., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:15,
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no surprises
I suppose thats what you get when a pornographer buy a whole television station. Right des? you dirty scamp you. give him a few years, and we'll have a network to rival Italy.
(Melatonin, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:35,
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wow there's quite the shit storm happening in the comments
but then again that happens in most youtube comments...
(chocolatelemming, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:36,
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Good to see channel 5 returning to their roots!
But best if they steer clear of that naked jungle programme
(more balanced than jeremy beadleIt wasn't me..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:01,
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(fagilliDFuck I'm good!, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 6:38,
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I said to my wife as soon as it started
"wouldn't it be funny if Rik Mayall turned up and started hitting him with a frying pan"
Now she doesn't believe me when I say it was just a guess!
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:41,
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wow. the comedy never starts.
(JamTallons, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:21,
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I realise
I'm a miserable git but little annoys me more then people being LOLwacky for charity. Last year my entire staff (all 4) wore the 'wrong trousers'! For a whole day! They took pictures and everything. Oh, how we laughed. They raised 6 whole pounds, 2 of which were from me to buy out of it.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 14:05,
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Look at them, enjoying themselves and raising money.
THE IDIOTS.
(Kamikaze Stoat£4.09, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:08,
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That is sort of my point
'I'm having fun, give me money' works less for me than 'I'm not having fun, but will push myself to do something if you give me money'. The volunteer lifeboat crew going out in a force 9 gale gets my pounds; not a comedy actor in a tutu or a group on a pub crawl wearing fancy dress.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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Even the RNLI will hold a fete now and again to raise awareness.
(Kamikaze Stoat£4.09, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 16:04,
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Fair point.
it is just the smug we are so wacky but it is all for charity attitude that bugs me. No it isn't. They want to do it. I wouldn't mind so much if they were honest about it.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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Thanks for this...
Amazing stuff...
(OzannersUnderwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 6:33,
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Very nice
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:17,
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Awww, from the title I assumed it would have been an endorsement of apartheid.
How disappointing.
(maninahatToo many cocks spoil the brothel., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:18,
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Lovely advert
Ridiculously cute advert, surprised no other washing-up liquids have thought of doing a similar one.
Sod your dishes and soft hands, look at the duckies!
(bobman500enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 4:19,
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Hmmmm
Quite widely thought of as an exploitative and rather unpleasant advert. I will give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume you don't know that, but look again and this is an advert that makes money from silent misery.
(more balanced than jeremy beadleIt wasn't me..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 4:29,
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Silent misery?
The product is used to help animals in oil spills, and they donate money to help with that.
(bobman500enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 4:44,
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Yes
But they didn't do anything before the Gulf oil spill. Now they do. Soon they won't. They made a lot of money from a big disaster. I have a bit of a moral debate on this one. The money they donated clearly goes to a worthwhile cause, but they wouldn't have thought about it if it wasn't there on their local shores. It's a bit of a cynical advertising ploy...
(more balanced than jeremy beadleIt wasn't me..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 4:52,
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I think you'll find that it's called
Ethical Marketing. At least it's one step up from non-ethical marketing.
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 6:39,
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so, they are guilty of not cleaning the animals that didn't suffer after an oil spill that didn't happen...
and only deciding to act when an oil spill did happen?
what?
and since when was it a detergent manufacturers responsibility anyway?
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 6:58,
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Actually
They have donated their product for the purpose of cleaning birds caught in oil spills since 1988 (prior to the Exxon Valdez spill), and are the product listed by the International Bird Rescue Research Centre as 'best practice' for this purpose. In recent years they have donated over $100,000 per year to this cause.
This particular campaign commenced in June 2009 (The advert shown here was produced in May 2009-12 months prior to the Gulf of Mexico spill). While there's a kind of dark serendipity about the cooincidence of this campaign and the BP spill, and while they could always be doing more to support their cause in terms of actual donations and product research, it is categorically incorrect to say that this is a campaign which is completely cynically centred on the Gulf Oil spill and unlikely that these efforts will cease following the Gulf of Mexico cleanup (considering they have a past history of involvement with this cause stretching back over 20 years).
(Catzeye, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 7:03,
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So there
(TallyhosisTwo heads are more than One, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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I stand corrected!
It's an interesting thing about B3TA - Last time this was posted, there was a huge amount of hatred and (now proved wrong by the above) comments about the 'cashing-in on disaster' element of the advert. It goes to show that you should never allow a website to influence your opinion too much, even if it is B3ta!!
(more balanced than jeremy beadleIt wasn't me..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:53,
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ffs don't let b3ta influence your thinking!
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 14:12,
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It's too late!!
Every time I venture outside the safety of my flat, all I can see are CDCs, Goatses, and kittens!! The CDC thing is a particular problem, because if I let my guard down, I end up saying to friends 'look at that, it looks like a cock!', normally followed by blank looks and me desperately trying to explain where the shaft and balls are.
(more balanced than jeremy beadleIt wasn't me..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 14:24,
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It'd be better if they walking in and an assembly line of thousands of underpaid kids assembling dangerous materials into overpriced shiney
(magnum, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:51,
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"Personally, I was born in Camp Campbell, Kentucky"
As opposed to what, precisely?
(Wong Fei-Hung- now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:49,
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O_o
Dr Adams: "I’ve always felt extraordinarily lucky to be a pediatric dentist. It’s more of a passion with me than a profession. Perhaps where others find their 'work' as a means to earn an income to enable them to lead the kind of life they would like to enjoy, pediatric dentistry is an integral part of what I enjoy most out of life."
As he starts up the drill...
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:48,
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In the paper yeaterday
There was a graphic of all the military stuff in the Med 'just in case' Gadaffi goes even more mental.