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This is a link post Stuart Lee on Penguins.
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Lee not funny

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post try
www.liveleak.com/view?i=295_1342123145
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The people in the audience thought he was hilarious.
Unfortunately I only managed a smirk.

Think it was jimmy carr who once said "everyone has a different sence of humour, some poor cunts laugh at Jim Davidson and Lenny Henry". Something like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post my mum laughs at Jim Davidson

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post and
is she impoverished?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post no
somehow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post then
I think it's safe to say Jimmy Carr wasn't talking about her.

Jolly good, I can go about my evening with a peaceful mind
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post My mum laughs at him to.
But then she is a fanatical racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Lees out look on life..........
but he does seem to be a right bitter twat
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I never really see him as that bitter..
He seems to enjoy his work and is positive about enough other comedians in his interviews, anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post he's quite deadpan

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
In before SLaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post SLaC

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont know why there are people here who dislike SL
I think he's very good.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Love him or hate him
he's spot on in this particular observation!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a link post Remind anyone of anything?
How prescient. Fairly SFW.
 (Dry Rubbish, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of Max Headroom

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post My arse?

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Chatroulette

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haha! I'm such a dumbass...
I just thought, What a mushroom?
 (Dry Rubbish, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a good movie and worth watching.
Only an hour long and Max Headroom is not annoying in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
On November 22, 1987, two Chicago television stations had their broadcast signals hijacked by an unknown person wearing a Max Headroom mask. The first attack took place for 25 seconds during the sportscast on the 9 O'Clock news on WGN-TV Channel 9 and two hours later around 11 o'clock on PBS affiliate WTTW Channel 11 for about 90 seconds during a broadcast of the Doctor Who episode "Horror of Fang Rock." The hacker mumbled nonsense during his interruptions, including the phrase "The Greatest World Newspaper nerds," a reference to WGN's call letters, standing for World's Greatest Newspaper. A homemade Max Headroom background rocked back and forth as he talked. The video ended with a pair of exposed buttocks being spanked with a flyswatter. The culprits were never identified.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CFAQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DoqgeM6rWSkw&ei=ZDr_T-2vKYSt0QWYrLmZBw&usg=AFQjCNH4pbIsaHsEJNr-y1cZUhMC83Z07g&sig2=MFxBq2CKzRB9aB4HwcLhGA
Yeah It's great, a bit brazil. My advice though... watch '20 minutes into the future' then stop there.
 (Dry Rubbish, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed, good film,
I didn't know they made a series out of it, kind of curious now though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post don't
you will be dissapoint
 (Dry Rubbish, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ lashings of this.
On a trivia note, the Directors of the film went on to make the Super Mario Brothers movie with Bob Hoskins. Where did it go so wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Have they released "20 Minutes in the Future" on DVD yet?
I've only seen a very poor-quality version on YouTube and I believe it was missing from the TV series DVD set. It seems a shame as I thought it was a very good film.

Edit: *into, can't change subject lines.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post yes you can

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Not on /links.
At least I can't.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought a DVD from Ebay but it was just a recording from VHS.
Still not bad - certainly better than the Youtube version. I've got it on VHS already somewhere though from when I originally recorded it off the telly.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I'll have a hunt around!
It looks like someone uploaded this copy from VHS recently which is quite a bit better than the version that was previously there, at any rate.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 1:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Link something other than your medical condition

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post Charley says...

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post Olaf is my hero.
Skyrim.
(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking of getting Skyrim.
any good?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yes

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post SOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than Oblivion?
I tried to like Oblivion, I really did...
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon
if you didn't like Oblivion at all, there's a fair chance you won't like Skyrim. They're broadly similar.
I loved them both.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I hated Oblivion
but loved Skyrim
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Its basically a non-humorous copy of Nodricks adventures.
Did not read his skyrim diary but loved his oblivion one:
livinginoblivion.wordpress.com
 (loci, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely :)
This has re-ignited my love for the game. Haven't played it in a few months. Think I may replay it again from the beginning but in a geeky way like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 2:45, Reply)
This is a link post Charlie Brooker's A touch of cloth
Gritty British crime show crossed with Naked Gun/Airplane humour
Not sure, seems a bit laboured
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post quite amusing,
don't know if I could put up with half an hour of that kind of thing though, let alone a whole series.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Very much this.

(pahakyy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh so much that ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Like ^ they say

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that made me chuckle!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad I don't have sky.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post a crime show crossed with Naked Gun/Airplane humour

but done..really..really badly
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post like Police Squad
but without any subtlety or comedic timing. Maybe done by teenagers for a media studies A level or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
A level SAT
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed Police Squad!
but John Hannah is no Leslie Nielsen.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo is that Suranne Thingummy?
I slightly love her after her Doctor Who episode
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind this
Charlie Brooker's writing a second trio of Black Mirror episodes: www.chortle.co.uk/news/2012/07/12/15757/another_look_in_the_black_mirror?rss&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
 (User #86772, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Das is gud

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's shit
Go stand in the corner Brooker.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Brooker's had his moments over the last few years, but it's been all downhill for a while now (with the exception of black mirror).
 (brandthedoggy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The fact that the clip made me think of
Hospital! from Channel 5's launch night for the first time since 1997 doesn't bode well for it.

Hard type of comedy to pull off, I'd imagine. You need loads of gags *and* a high hit rate, otherwise the shit gags overpower the good.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i laughed at that.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 4:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I Can't Believe It's Not Better

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Brooker writes shite drama but is so fashionable folk ladle up his shite soup.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be good
as it now says 'this video is private'.
 (ianisme, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
whats up with that???
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post This video is private.
:-/
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 5:33, Reply)
This is a link post All New Ladies Night 2 Trailer NSFW
I'm thinking 'Shades Of Grey' perhaps...?

NSFW if you work in an office maybe. Supermarket you should be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Dude What the Fuck

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yum

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You spelt 'Lardies' wrong :P

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft, she's eating dog food

(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasted some pot noodle
Marked down for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That fella was in the Brighton episode of Come Dine With Me.
www.channel4.com/4food/on-tv/come-dine-with-me/come-dine-with-me-extras/series-6/east-sussex-episode

That should tell you enough about the man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I looked at some of the last set they released,
some of it was very funny, including letters from children who thought they were writing to the UK equivalent of Fox Mulder, as well as from bizarre dirty old men.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sinister stuff
Dixon seems to be controlling that UFO with his finger
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I literally have no idea where that t-shirt went
and now I want it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Standard Iron Maiden Number of the Beast
Sign of good taste
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post Jumping I made this!
Putting Malcolm McLaren through the remix overhaul. Actually a revamp of a remix I did back in 1999.

A bit different from what I usually do, but I like it anyway, it has teh sex. Work in progress though..
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *Vogues*

(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post relax
piss yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft, what a load of old rubbish.
*clicks cos I pissed myself, presumably with laughter*


*I don't remember laughing.......*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post Yahoo got hacked
So if you have an account, you can checked if your shit got nicked here
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an ace find!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I was looking for something like that.

My old address wasn't in there. Phew!

It looks like it was Yahoo!Voice that got zapped. Slightly less worrying,
 (Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that, got hacked about a month ago and it was a ballache to sort out.
glad I wasn't on their list this time.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
New Seinfeld thing - Those pretzels must have made him thirsty.
(oldboy127, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.. i'll reserve judgement till I see the whole thing.
But it does look like he's doing a show for the sake of doing a show.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post Krispy Kreme - "Stolen Bikes"
Ok, he still needs a LOT of work, but I honestly think this is a slight improvement.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting for him to ask me to show him my genitals
(genitalia!)
 (oldboy127, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post His rapping is ace.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a link post Baby cake.
Fancy a slice?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Although the baby looks delicious
they seem to have way more fun with it than I had watching it.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care what it looks like, it's cake
*puts kettle on*
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post Tip collecting dog.....
I got to get me one of these!!
[Mobile held up the wrong way,but hey-ho]
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT IS MEGA BRIL!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a good doggie!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a link post Bloke does a mega eggy fart in his car and locks the windows.
The fat woman pukes! Ha!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of stupid cunts

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post how lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Never before have I been compelled to give such an unconditional free pass to epic cuntery
I really don't give a shit about the videoing-whilst-driving, it's just divine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Farting is good for your health
I do it all the day ...all day long
 (imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It ain't over till the fat lady pukes
Wish I hadn't clicked, not really b3ta... no wait what am I saying. Click!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's nothing. I once puked so bad that everyone else shat themselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Starting the day at 'Wall-mart'
Whooo! Yeahh! Whoop!!!
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping the guy who came out carrying the big panel was going to *spang* him.
*waits for another opportunity*
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
the enthusiasm on the cameraman is immense
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post America is a vile place.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post We create this type of negative promotion to keep the undesirables away.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not working - the USA is jam-packed with undesirables.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post See! It's working!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post you're such a deleter.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop being a cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I WAS BORN THIS WAY
deleter
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That isn't really b3ta.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post what isn't b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You know.
(im just re-using your pompous quote from earlier)
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post which quote is that?
most of what i say is pompous so you can narrow it down for me if you like.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The one earlier, up there ^

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post about you being a deleter?
i said that cos i went to see if you replied to me and you'd deleted so i said deleter. you can read more than that into it if you like. but hey if it's getting on your nerves...

deleter.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You are the first person ever I now have on ignore.
Bye.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm quite shocked that a troll like yourself is actually spitting the dummy.
shocked and a little bit proud.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I AGREE WITH SOLLETICO
unless pissflaps changes his fucking sig
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I must say that I'm glad we got that all out in the open and addressed.
Tea anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Only if I can dunk my jammy dodger
in your lapsang souchong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you Father McGillicuddy?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post UK is a vile place.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post THE U.K.
Not just "UK". When did this slip into our language? I keep hearing about things that will happen "in UK", or will have an effect "on UK"...

It's still "the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland", isn't it? Did I miss a meeting?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't need to hold a meeting to approve every evolutionary step in the English language

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post They do in France.
(I have never heard of "uk" as opposed to "the uk". Ever)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This explains the poor turn out...
...whenever I organise one. Even the free biscuits aren't a big enough draw.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right.
It was lazy. And not true of course ;-).
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Would TUK be better
could get confused with www.tucksbrand.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post U luv Gerry Adams.
& AIDS
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet working there is like working at foxconn do they have suicide netting?

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post and they are all allowed to own guns.
America!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post walmart is the biggest retailer of handguns in the usa.
or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post we are we are
in tune.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Is MONEY not a reason for enough motivation?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd want paying extra for putting up with this kind of shit

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The idea of doing this before work each day horrifies me to the fucking bone.
Honestly. I was once doing a bit of consultancy work* in Somerfield and a shout came over the tannoy for the "2o'clock rumble". I thought some chavs had grabbed the mike and were being knobs.

No. Apparently that's the time every staff member has to go face up the shelves. Corporate fuckwittery. You must appear to be having fun at your job or you're not being productive! Any one not taking part in the "fun" will be subject to disciplinary action.

*Worked security there for a few days, for my sins.
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That is actually quite a humiliating thing to do.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post face up the shelves?
the meaning of this eludes me.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Pull all the products to the front of the shelves
and turn them so the labels face outwards.


I used to work in a Homebase. We didn't have to do any singing, one look at our lime green uniforms told us exactly who owned us...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't think that a job could be any more soul destroying. Then I saw this.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If you were sending up to space a 1 minute video of each country.
this actually sums up US pretty well.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post in case you ever wondered what Ned Flanders did for a living

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly this also happens at Asda in the UK also.
Its called a huddle. They all get together and do stuff like this. Its sick.
The Walmart Shareholders annual Meeting is also vile.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rkkma5RpEA&feature=related
 (Fluffster, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That was disgusting.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Jesus cracking fucking christ!
don't they sell bullets in wallmart?
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ...
...went to the short lived Hooters in Bristol. Never before have I seen such cold, dead eyes behind fake smiles...

So then I just looked at their tits again.
 (Megamoss, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
COMMENTS ABOUT GUNS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my god
is america is really like this? couldn't imagine doing this in work before serving someone a pint
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post So, looks like I've been on this site for 5 fucking years.
So have the first ever link I posted.

GC (from 5 years ago)

Edit - The link is to 200 badly drawn comics, some of which are quite funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome noob!
And Happly Candy day!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Snappy candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candle day!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post As it happens, it's also my B3ta birthday too, also five years. Congrats to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)
This is a link post Guess which b3tan and win £5!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post pissflaps
aicmfp
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post No fiver for you :-(

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a chef?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Filthy pig.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, isn't that the ingredients for hot dogs?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hotdogs wouldnt know what pig is!

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet your hotdog has been inside many pigs

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That Sir, is an absolute fact.
As my seafaring dad always used to say "Any port in a storm, son"
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Octomouth!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabby?
[removes 'sausage' and 'mouth' joke for fear he will feel me up]
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not allowed to talk about 'him'.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I have *some* standards,
dontchaknow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Henry Rollins ?
:)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Simon Cowell
after I've stuffed his noggin into a bucket
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sausages?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post is that a jewis sausage in the front?
looks circumsized to me or am i just being jelouse?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you been drinking?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Or taking french lessons?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post since you mention it
yes i have and i have been very bad and taken tramadol and codeine aswell
dear god the place is going to wrack and ruin if you cant take drugs and alcohol and make the odd spelling mistake
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post cthulu

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be merkin to allow so many weiners in the mouth
BrokenCoccyx ?
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You win a fiver!
Phone Tabby and claim your prize.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a link post 10,000 security staff for 2 weeks costing us 300 million quid, thats 30,000 for each one.
AN earlier bbc story mentioned the 300 million bit,,,,i think it was vanished fairly sharpish...Reckon G4S are gonna make 299,970,000 profit. *this is quit quite sad
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
I don't understand why it is held with so much prestige, it's just a financial black hole.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post after it is over east london will be transformed to a vibrant community of cosmopolitan fitness lovers
it certainly wont go back to being a depressing urbanscape of off licences, william hills and bangra stores with a couple of empty stadiums straining under a mountain of public debt at the worst possible time
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha, you paint a beautiful picture of the urban landscape.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post If you really want to get wound up
The opening ceremony is costing £7500 per second.

That's been pissing me off for months
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post My piss is now boiling..
*waits for flaps to throw a teabag and some milk in..
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post up to £24 billion for the whole shebang, apparently..
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/apr/04/price-of-london-olympics

More than NASA's annual budget ($19 billion = £12.3 billion).
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have done it for a grand
Mind you, it would have been me in the field playing bad queen covers for an hour
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. But think of the smiles on the kids faces.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot gets spent on background checks so the security is actually secure.
That's why they don't have enough because the whole process is mega complicated and takes so long.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The Shard only cost £450M to build...

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Islamic money...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah just putting the amount into perspective.
you could build the tallest skyscraper in Europe... or pay 15,000 folks to stand around for two weeks not doing very much.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd opt for the latter.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they could design games for OUYA while they're waiting. It broke the $4 Million mark, y'know

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post and counting.
it's slowed down now though, to only about $500 a minute. It was about $2k a minute yesterday. It's got a few more weeks to run though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's already getting negative reviews.
Poor thing has yet to leave the womb.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I think they should just put a cork in it to be honest,
all the negativity is as likely to knock the project over than the technical problems.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Or it could keep the small independent charity I volunteer for afloat for 5000 years.
Which kinda puts it in perspective.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)

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