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This is a link post Collins Dictionary are crowd-sourcing new words for their dictionary
This is sure to be a red rag to readers of Roger's Profanisaurus.
Slightly worrying that our dictionary is taking part in a cynical data-capturing exercise but there you go.
I look forward to seeing "fucksocks" and plenty more from B3TA in the final edition.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
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Today’s prize is a pair of mantyhose.

A must have for every b3tan
 (Bob The Frog, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a link post Little Talks by Of Monsters And Men.
A lovely little song, and an utterly charming video synchronised to it. It makes my face do a smile every time.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ooo ace!
lookit them little legs go!
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Spain - Tit-shift.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Misleading title.
I had my cock out ready and everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *contacts trading standards*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post Will he make it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
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Obviously I've been on the internet too much and was wishing him to crash and burn. Though his only saving grace would have been the water to cool his burns. Which would then drown him and his passengers.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post then the fish would have feasted on their corpses.
Then the plane would have exploded again.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This I would liked to have seen

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a link post Boardwalk Hall destroyed with light...amazing illusion...

(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post Google Maps adds Antarctic goodies
Allows you to use Streetview to navigate around Shackleton and Scott's hut, and various other places. It's a bit cool, if you're interested in that sort of thing.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i am interested in this kind of thing!
click
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Then you might like
if you haven't read it already, 'The Worst Journey in the World' by Apsley Cherry-Garrard.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post And even for those NOT interested
Read Alfred Lansing's Endurance, the story of Shackleton's incredible voyage.

Or else.
 (I helped save b3ta! Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Might do
Cheers
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post So how long will it take to get back home clicking on those little white arrows?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you see the secret Nazi/Alien base?
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message501173/pg1
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like being with a bunch of German tourists.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post Does this work?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post if you can hear it then it's not the brown noise eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
No it doesn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking nonsense.
It's just a collection of sine, square and sawtooth waves at low frequency and overdriven (distorted), played one after another.

Your shitty PC speakers wont even be able to reproduce the fundamental frequencies, all you're hearing are the overtones (higher tones mathematically related to the fundamental frequency... x2, x3, x4 etc.).

Even if you use a set of expensive studio monitors, like the Genelec 1038b's we had at uni, which CAN reproduce the tones - and we did, nothing remarkable happens other than slight eye wobbling when you get near to and below 20Hz.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I see.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post is it not a diesel genny in a big metal tube that's the right kit for the job?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post mythbusters
proved this don't work.. or disproved that it works...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i shat myself.

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post WTF, vomit time

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)
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Ah. I believe he used to travel with the Jim Rose Circus. I think the only reason the record hasn't been beaten (if it hasn't) is because no one's yet tried. I can't imagine it's much harder to do multiple, and one is pretty easy. Though I typically use twister balloons rather than condoms, depending on the audience...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought it was this to start with........
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbdxm8Ia0Wc
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLs
never saw that before
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewwwww

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post SEEE-GAAA

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Until Sonic came out I thought it was pronounced sea-ga
wish I'd bought a snes though :(

They were better.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
Not wanting to start a SNES vs Megadrive discussion (but by saying that I may already have...) I had the UK MD and I filed away the cartridge slot so it could take Japanese games. Magical Flying Hat Turbo Adventure and Gradius III: Densetsu kara Shinwa e were a personal favourite. I did sell my MD for a SNES, but I'd love to have a MD with those games again.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought a Japanese import before the UK ones were on the market (although by the time it arrived the UK ones were released)
No need to file anything down for me, the slot was rounded. :p

Also, I remember mine cost £120... the UK ones were released at £189!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I went from a zx128k to a megadrive.
"Arcade style graphics" was the major tag line.
Only game that sticks in my mind is Sonic 1.
Got a Snes a few years later for mario and Ghouls and Ghosts.

And just plain lusted after a Neo-Geo with Metal slug.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh.
So YOU'RE the one who bought a ZX128.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It was an improvement on my zx81
16kb ram pack FTW!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post i got a pc-engine so ner to all of you

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Weren't the games for that really expensive.
I remember before I bought my megadrive, I saw screenshots of PC Engine games (BC Kid I think?) and drooled like a bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The games were hard to find since it wasn't released in the uk
some of them became rarities, I think I have a boxed splatterhouse somewhere which was quite sought after.

The real pricey ones were neo geo games at over a hundred quid each.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Neo Geo carts are still fricking expensive.
A while back I looked into buying one.

A used console will set you back a couple of hundred.
The metal slug series will cost you between 500 and a grand each and good luck getting the first one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post thank god for mame

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post MAME + roms = FREE!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a PC Engine!
I only remember the games being on cards, and a good F1 game and some Gundam transformer robot R-Type game, which was excellent
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:58, Reply)
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I was only little (13) when they were released, so getting my parents to buy an imported console from the back of Mean Machines was a waste of time. They got me the MD for Christmas and probably paid full price for it. I've just been looking and you can buy the handheld console for £39.99 :)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I was around the same age, and yeah... back pages of Mean Machine (or maybe C&VG)
My parents probably did the ol' "are you sure that's what you want?" thing before they ordered it... and it was out of my xmas money anyway, then my brother "chipped in" after the fact - the fat arsed cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You should get an emulator and some ROMS
There's a torrent out there with every megadrive/genesis release on it. Even the Jap ones....
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *regresses*

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I love my ZX80
and 1k Space Invaders, ta.

Only kidding, like. But I did have a ZX80. It was proper shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:56, Reply)
This is a link post Ace, the 2011 census results are out!!
Fill your boots.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Calm down, man.
Or have you taken leave of your census?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This places the ONS on him to think of a comeback

(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *Braces for the multitude of tabloid press stories about johnny foreigner coming over here to live.*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post Detroit + Drones + Urban decay = 1 lully vid.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post v.nice vid

(TX1 time to start..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And the home of the brave.......
....PLAYBALL
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's
lully... I really need to make a montage of some of my quad vids... Surrey just isn't as run down as Detroit.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post DON'T go to church - this is what happens there!!
BASTARDS!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Mitchell and Webb!

(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post he's so right
great sketch
 (Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post And we all thought you were a BITCH
I want to find the "We all thought you were a DICK" one now...
Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVEHqwLVvpI
and www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9cP-1kC3So
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post Cats + A Pug + Pop Music Videos + Booze = ?! I made this!
The lovely club night "Push The Button" commissioned me with plenty of booze to make a bunch of videos for their post-Bristol Pride after party. Here's what I did for them… ALL THE SINGLE KITTIES!
(woahbot WHOA!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Wo O O, O O O, Olympics Copyright Infringement!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18795123
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
BBC News: Technolology.
 (woahbot WHOA!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my number one cat related video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah hahaha! I was there & saw these vids!
Well done you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
Did you also see Harry's performance? Skipping the snake was the best!
 (woahbot WHOA!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not, I'm afraid.
I was too busy making a show of myself in the main room.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Was the felching any good?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear it's like marmite

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Dog crab trance wins

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a link post Bad Days teaser by Junaid Chundrigar
If you liked "Disassembled" then you're probably going to love this as well!
(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Just found out from the creator Junaid that it's not just another short ...
It's 12 ep's for Stan "The Man" Lee's World Of Heroes ... cool!
 (Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a link post Space Cat
Errrr....
(cxi2001 "Well, That's The End Of This Suit", Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post SCaC.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post SCaC

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post SCaC

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post SCaC

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post WhAleApedaofiledog
AmIDoingItWrite?
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post I am not a Virgin versus Richard Branson

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post BaC.
When you have more money than you could spend in about 7 lifetimes, it's time you let someone else have a sniff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This man appears to have moobs.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post crikey
glad you've not seen a photo of me then!
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.stonkwoodsmoobs.com
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck to them I say.

(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to start a company called "I am not Porsche.(TM)".
Good luck to me I say. Unfortunately I'm not a fancy-pants advertising executive trying to drum up publicity for my company with a dubious trademark registration.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking ^this

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Brand dilution?
Are they implying that "I am not a virgin" is a clever marketing trick they wish they had thought of, so that all the people who hate Virgin would end up giving Virgin money?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Virgin do not make clothes as far as I know
In light of this they have no leg to stand on.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like they kinda do, or did, briefly...
https://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=chrome&client=ubuntu&channel=cs&ie=UTF-8&q=virginware

They don't now, looks like it wasn't a go-er, so they gave up. I have no idea if that means they can still assert prior art in that industry in law or not.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone local to me got into trouble with Virgin when his plumbing business...
..."Virgin Plumbing" was told to change its name. I forget the first name of the plumber but let's call him 'Barry'. Anyway, "Barry Virgin" (his name) got quite miffed about this. There was no brand infringement at all as the logos and all that were completely different and I think he'd even been in business longer.
VaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what happens why some buisness gets big using a "prefix"
Try starting a business starting with "easy" or a product with a lower case "i".

It wont be Branson himself sending out the letters but brand lawyers needing something to justify their wage.

They 'lympic having been at it too.
Wonder how long before this guy gets a letter
maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=NW10+0DG&hl=en&ll=51.562705,-0.258372&spn=0.009057,0.016243&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=8.817469,16.633301&t=h&hnear=London+NW10+0DG,+United+Kingdom&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.562817,-0.258654&panoid=2huuk8YIIi9o4KnMAMTXkw&cbp=12,31.8,,1,3.52
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post tell me about it.
we had a fight off a challenge from a brand lawyer for a giant telco trying to reserve the prefix oi + everything around their brand. we won, but if they'd taken us to court we coudnt have afforded the risk of losing
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume that was either the Brazilian phone company or a right wing punk sub-culture.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oi!_bands
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post Promo video for our Fringe show. Cardboard and tinfoil looks *goddamn sci-fi* I made this!
You may remember our other videos "Bale Begins" and "Period Piece" which I think were newsletter-ised way back when. Or not.

When not fannying about making those, we put together hour-long narrative driven sketch shows for the Edinburgh Fringe. Last year's was about a world where trains are hella sexy and disgraced former Secretary of State for Transport Stephen Byers was a bad-ass, hard-drinkin' son of a bitch. The year before that featured a grotty bunker thirty years after the end of the world.

This year, it's the secret history of Britain's Space Race. It's going to be far, *far* more low budget than this makes it look.
(BrainMage, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's actually quite impressive.
And suggests a b3ta lurker, rather than a tuesday newbie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post surely being newlsettered
gives some kind of special ruling too?

THIS IS ALL VERY CONFUSING!
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Being newslettered makes you, I think, one of Mod's disciples.
Which not only lets you walk on water, but you can even, it is rumoured, post images in a new thread on /talk without being raped.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I grew a third ball post-newslettering
But it's absorbed itself back into the other two since then. A touch underwhelming, I'll admit.
 (BrainMage, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I was newslettered once. Top of the bill too.
www.youparklikeacunt.com got 9000 visits in a single day as a result. Gotta love that. And Rob had the decency to spell Brentos correctly ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Without the R?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, you massive cunt :) Love it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post SORRY MR BRENTOS
I just couldn't resist
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post it's bonkers eh?
when my chip shop rap got newslettered it doubled the views in 3 days. i was more chuffed to be newslettered than with the views to be honest. really chuffed.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Always pisses me off when these people don't donate though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post *Donates in to sock*
Here you go! :-D
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell your mum i said hello.
Honestly, is this the standard of comment we're working with now? I should move to youtube because YOUR ALL GAY.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nono, only me. Probably.
I'm afraid I'm just in a good mood today. Sorry. I'll snap out of it soon.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, tell her i said hello anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post She seemed surprised
said she didn't realise you'd found your way out and sorry she didn't offer you a towel.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, Saggy Bitchtits,
Did fake-me post any more after I turned the laptop off last night?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm svelte :-(
Nah, they were pretty rubbish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oop t'north Svelte"
or "regular svelte"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm skinny, stop picking on me you terrible internet bully.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the oddest grooming session I've ever come across.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post And you've came across many, i'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post "come across"
always important to wait for an invite before joining in.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice sig!
That was such an odd bit of a really odd film. Quite difficult to do in practice too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take your word for it, Shitlips.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That it all should have been building up to this
Not sure why one would register to lurk if you're not getting involved at all at all and indeed indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how a well-shot looking video and 'i made this' sets off alarms in every /links user's head :-D

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
He could have spared a quid to be fair.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post or a like or a vote or

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *cough*
yup.
 (TX1 time to start..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post how dare you spam the boards with your comments about your opinions about things?
spamcunt! :D x
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post It's that time again, Middle eastern dictator with chemical weapons.
Yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't pull his finger.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He should use them this time.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post We should nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Bashar, he's so hot right now

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that interview he did with Michael Jackson.
Wish he had talked more about the music though.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post we didn't know he was actually going to use them
when we sold them to him
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Guess now he's bought so many of us we'll just have to step in and liberate him of them forcibly for everyone's safety
Not to mention all his countries lovely assets and natural resources!

They fall for it every time! ;)

*off
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post works like a charm

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he one of ours or one of the Russians?
If we sold VX to him then that was very naughty.

On a side note I find myself wondering how they're going to string him up from a lamp-post given the absence of a chin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a link post Sarah Silverman pimps for Obama

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Nice.

Also: b3ta.com/links/828529
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't just leave that lion there....
etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, it always happens when I've been mixing my toasties.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I rolled right inuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's alright for you, I've got to walk back by myself!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post France.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, damn you, I don't know that one...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post How long do you want it?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't find the head.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post A paedophile and a child are walking through a spooky wood at night.
The kid says "This is scary" and the paedo says...
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm going to abuse you in ways that man previously thought unimaginable?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is she?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post American actress and...comedienne?
Apparently she's fucking Matt Damon or something...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you Team America,
for making anything ever which mentions Matt Damon extremely funny :-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post But screw you Scott mills
For stealing the joke and pretending he was in any way original
..... Youth of today.... Cunts the lot of them
 (Shelves, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Scott Mills is nearly 40

(tomegranate, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I was I was a billionaire so freaking bad

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You was you was?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He is Jimmy Saville
back from the grave. To get his stuff back.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ydWy7XQl0
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well..........
that's Obama fucked
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah Sarah Silverman ... is there nothing she won't do for her country? Apparently not!

(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post She fucking creeps me out.
But im not sure why.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
i can't stand her.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Not all Jews are funny
Sikverman proves this.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post Terrible Nazi Police Brutalise Disabled Child!
Shocking!
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Middle class white boys treated the same as urban black kid shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What a bunch of wankers
If I was the cop I'd have hit 'em oops upside their heads
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell him, Pike!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Victimisation
in the fact the used a blind guy to hide their drugs.
(ginger and blind , hope on-one has told him :( )
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not even (completely) blind!
Listen to the first five seconds again ...

He's a cock. If I was his solicitor I would advise him to use the "Freeman" defence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post crowbar?
;)
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post police brutality is too good for the ones with cameras

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post isnt this why they gave the police pepper spray?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He does NOT have the right to keep an owl in his pants.

Or, at least, an owl has an equal - perhaps even stronger - right to not be kept in the soiled pants of a large, stoned, ginger man.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point

(Sherbs, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Being blind is no excuse for that stupid beard
and didn't he talk a lot of stupid shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at the smug w*nkers filming it with their cameras.
Having someone point their camera at you is antagonistic! GRRRR!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i hate it when the police do it at demonstrations.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate it when the protestors film the police filming the protestors!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i hate it when the police film me filming them filming protesters.
bastards. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all larks in the park for our brave young heroes.
But that condescending tone would vanish in a heartbeat if it was 3am and they needed to report the fact that there was an intruder in their home.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love for the same kids to have the same policeman turn up to that call out
But then say he can't search the burglar as he hasn't given consent, then leave
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
It must be annoying being a police officer these days if everytime you confront a group of alternative youths they film you constantly (not that I am supporting the police in this case)
 (auburnagain, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It would take grat rerstraint
Not to punch their smug chatty filming faces into the ground.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
he's not exactly Rodney King when it comes to police brutality.

Also, when I heard the coppers name, all I could think was

"Istanbul. No, cunts, Andy Noble."
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They should teach police officers how to do multiple-takedown roundhouse kicks for moments precisely like these.
Fucking phone recording cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post what a bunch of wankers

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post There's too much of this shit going on right now.
People throwing their "rights" because they have watched some youtube videos, or read some crap on the internet. It's leading to lawlessness and no respect for the police.

I know there are some police who misuse their rights. But now we're getting to the point where they have no respect.

Let the cop do his job and get on with your life.
 (Miggyman, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Rights + responsibilities
If you behave within the law then you have rights and freedom, if you do not then you forfeit these things.

V simple but everyone seems to be forgetting that last bit lately...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of twats indeed
But I thought you had the right to refuse a search and they then had to arrest you in order to forcibly search you
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post killings too good for them. the policeman should rape and torture there families before burning the city to the ground not letting any escape

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post the young guy was being perfectly civil if a little demanding til the owl comment.
i'm not going to watch the rest but whatever happened he brought it on himself. there's no need to take the piss. even out of the busies.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post If they've nothing to hide
then why not just let them get on with it and move on.
 (A C0rnish Pasty http://www.youtube.com/user/aC0rnishPasty?feature=, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

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