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This is a link post sunshine & blue skies, finally I made this!
here's an old tune of mine, soundtrack for a long overdue summer morning.
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Great track

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's bloody lovely!
Nice one.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that
Now I've had to throw my toast in the bin
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll regret that
when you run out of toilet paper
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, subject line contains the words shit, toilet and arse.
poster is a world famous fecalphiliac.

Shall I be clicking that?

Nope.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You disgusting worm.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched 'Come and See' at the weekend, because of the link you posted.
What a fucking amazing film, really disturbing but truthful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post True.
It's a film which rattles around my mind from time to time - you are spot on saying it's 'really disturbing but truthful.'

Kids should be shown it to discourage them from war.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, me too.
Not my finest Sunday afternoon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hooverbag Sherlock, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a link post careful of curry (or otherwise) induced ring of fire
that sh*t BURNS in an Olympic fever...

Steward Lee on his beating from the McDonaolds & Coca-cola-clad O------ Advertisement Enforcement Agency.
 (dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Some people wonder why Lee is almost universally despised, here is an example of the cunt's modesty from that article:
'When you've won two British Comedy awards, a Bafta and a Chortle award all in the same year, it's easy to rest on your laurels and I find that grappling with Twitter's stylistic limitations helps me keep my wits sharp and my comedy muscle match-fit.'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you Stewart Lee?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post what an utter, utter cunt

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd better stick o Del Boy falling over
and Trigger making a face. That's proper comedy innit.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think you'll find that the article is a pisstake, and Lee's 'modesty' is, and always has been, a joke about his fame - or lack of it.

I'm not the biggest fan, but unlike Gervais (a total cunt) who is almost singularly obsessed with fame, I think most of Stewart Lee's stuff is based on a carefully staged persona.

*Walks away slowly, lighting cigarillo*
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, so he is a knowingly self-parodying ironic cunt
that just makes him even more of a cunt
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just been informed that he doesn't even have a Twitter account
and apparently, the whole thing's a satire on the sort of person that would write a column like that.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Some people wonder why Lee is almost universally despised, it's because they forget some people aren't clever enough to get his jokes

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post i.e. anyone outside of the sixth-form common room

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I once saw a person with an extra chromosome laughing at Lee.
He knows his audience well.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucks sake, this.
How are you people taking it seriously?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually like him
But this is worthy meat for pseuds corner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post

I'd put him up there with the godlike Daniel Kitson as one of the best standups working today.

Big fucking gap between the two, but still, up there.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Kitson die on his arse a few years ago, it was cringeworthy.
But I do like him when he's on his game, takes deconstruction to untold heights.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't russell howard on bbc1
He's easily as good as mrs browns boys
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Not when you see it in the context
of boasting about his position on Twitter, which does require people to know that he's not actually on Twitter, admittedly.

I assume he's using a few real facts to prop up his lie.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post he isn't actually on twitter

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure he was taking the piss out of Ricky Gervais

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm on of B3ta's Stewart Lee fans. There, I've said it.
This isn't his finest hour but it was an enjoyable read and valuable satire about the killjoy almost dictator-style corporate takeover of the games.
LOCaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post There ain't 'alf some clever bastards

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmm
i can think of cleverer things a person could do.
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 5:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Like reading your sex-pest paedo stories.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post uh?
and what sex pest peado stories would these be pissflaps?
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ..
you sound like a bitter little man pissflaps. You not like my Thailand tales? did you read about my time in the Philippines. £8 a night. I was having 4 a night!
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post a link
to two videos that explains what arse pissflaps is talking out of
onlinebanter.com/komps-bit/2-videos-my-time-thailand
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post

And the point of posting videos of yourself with Thai prostitutes would be....
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You paid for sex, well done, that's quite an achievement.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Assuming "kompressaur" is the punter.
(also- three replies to a throwaway Pissflaps' comment? Reckon kompressaur is PF's wife)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post

Yeah. He is.

He's uploaded various pics of himself. And his knob.

Delightful.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait....so to counter Pissflaps' jokey comment about him being a sexpest, he posts PROOF that he's sexpest!?
Oh dear god. I hope he doesn't have a wife or kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
I wonder if he has a tattoo on his face?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That crossed my mind, but was too scared to look.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post oi oi
i dont mind being called a sex pest although that would seem to suggest i was hassling someone which i was not. I do not appreciate the 'paedo' slur though. Yes i went to Asia and blew a load of money i won at poker on whores but that doesnt make me a peado.
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post HELP HELP THE PAEDO'S TRYING TO NONCE ME UP

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ..
och your all just a bunch of internet folks. I'll leave you all to it.
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I read this comment in a Mrs Doubtfire voice.
Which, considering the context, is hilarious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
anyone can pay for sex Dawn but do they get a smoking pussy for their money? I'll be telling my grandkids about that night.
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post

To be honest, you sort of need a wife before you get grandkids.

And you're hardly 'the catch' at this stage eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ....
Ive already got kids Waz. You need to read a bit more about me. Anyhow i'll let it drop. I was only shitting on you all promoting my site. I'll leave your little boys club to it. No offence meant.
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!! That's creepy..
I was only joking!!

Are you some kind of mentalist to post vids of yourself and some jap prozzies?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post .
whats up with you guys? You really think that sleeping with Thai whores is so bad? fuuck welcome to BBC 3
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ah wait a sec....
its the man himself. Well can i tell you something pissflaps. If you was to call me a paedophile face to face when i told you about my time in Asia i would have booted you up and down the towm. Just because this is the internet it dont mean you can just open that stupid trap of yours and all is ok. If you dont know whats gonna come out of that stupid mouth of yours then you should keep it shut. You can call me a poof, you can call me a cunt but dont call me a paedo after all ive done for society in my time.
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post .
"I was only joking!! "

fuck off. Your what gives the net a bad name. You can all revel in your own shit. I hope your happy here.
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
8 July 2012
15:00
Annan Ath (5) v (43/10) Livingston (5/18)
15:00
Berwick (1) v (48/29) Queens Park (6/4)
15:00
Clyde (9) v (1/25) Partick (1/25)
15:00
Cowdenbeath (7/10) v (5/6) Alloa (5/6)
15:00
Dumbarton (14/9) v (5/2) Queen of the South (1)
15:00
East Stirling (13) v (26/5) Ayr (1/41)
15:00
Elgin (19/10) v (5/18) Arbroath (5/18)
15:00
Falkirk (3/16) v (5) Stirling Albion (9)
15:00
Forfar (4) v (7/2) Dunfermline (6/19)
15:00
Hamilton (5/9) v (8/7) Airdrie (8/7)
15:00
Montrose (1/41) v (1/41) Inverurie Loco Works (1/41)
15:00
Morton (1/41) v (19/12) Albion Rovers (19/12)
15:00
Peterhead (16/9) v (6/19) East Fife (6/19)
15:00
Stranraer (15/11) v (2/5) Stenhousemuir (2/5)
15:00
Wick (1/41) v (1/41) Raith Rovers (1/33)
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You're mom
and you're mom
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Fastway - After Midnight
I used to love the film Trick or Treat. also found the filum www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzmltVE8ugM&feature=related : D may watch it now, haven't seen it for years.
I used to like this track www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEKrn5O5TI.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Flippin' loved that soundtrack when I was a young 'un. Still like it now, in a slightly embarassing, nostalgic way.

Same applies to the film. The guy who played Sammi Curr died in real life. I wonder if playing the movie backwards will bring him back as a vengeful actor/dancer?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0092112/
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post At last!
I'm not the only one then. I still have the soundtrack on record. Got the CD now though.
good times
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Still got my original cassette of the soundtrack.
Downloaded it a few years ago. Might have to watch the film again soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post loved that film
watched The Last Dragon last night too... that hasn't aged well....
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 2:28, Reply)
This is a link post A Brit wins the toughest cycle race in the world
nfm
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I was listening to that Radio 4 'More or less'
sports physics professors reckon that chasing down dope cheats has finally paid off, as anyone that could produce 6.7W/kg of body mass wasn't a realistic unassisted human being level of energy production. Nailing the cheats is making the less likely but still worthy athletes rise to the top.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post If certain other sports were as tough on drugs as cycling is there'd be a lot of famous names out of a career.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 3:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yea, like who?
What evidence do you have?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Keith Richards would be excluded from the pole vault

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No way to know which names.
Drugs are rife in professional football, for example, but the testing regime is so lax that nobody seems to notice or care.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post as far as cheating and doping are concerned
Cycling and Weightlifting are the 2 top sports for cheats.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter fucking bollocks.
You've just made this up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I see no problem with any use of doping in sport.
Beyond, of course, that it's against the rules. But I see no particularly good defence of the rule.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate son is a competitive cyclist and he stopped competing in Europe because competitive cycling is riddled with drugs
He said he just wasn't going to get anywhere without taking the drugs himself. He went to Australia in the end I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bloody good cyclists
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 6:24, Reply)
This is a link post BugASalt
Toy shotgun that fires blasts of salt to kill flies. Looks ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
I especially like the bit where the blackboard calls him a cock gun: yfrog.com/z/oc3jxzp
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that is a fucking brilliant idea
do want
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Back $30 on the donation page and you get the gun
Tempted...
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not?
I went for it. Will report if ever received.
 (I helped save b3ta! Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I need one of them
right here, right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post my favorite part...
is going to be when the wife comes home and asks "Why in the hell is there salt and dead flies everywhere!? What have you done!?"

I'll just smile and say "We're going to need more salt." then cock the gun once again.

HOURS of fun. HOURS.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:57 - Chemical Free!
Apart from an unhealthy dose of sodium chloride (unhealthy for the fly anyway).
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 4:57, Reply)
This is a normal post As well as the mixture of plastics used to manufacture the gun itself

(User #86772, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post MY EYES!!!!
Arrrrgh... I'm not supposed to get salt in them!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wants

(Sherbs, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't look dead to me
Just look stunned.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not clicking I like this until I know no flies were harmed in the making of this film.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not going to but ANYTHING of a man that dresses that badly.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post piss easy to kill flys

find paper of choice wait till fly lands, they see in slowmo so don't swat fast.
do it uber slow and the fucks don't see it coming. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post A tune about zombies I made this!
I thought I'd make a tune about zombies....
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank Gid
I thiught ot was ginna be thos:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcwsfns7KPQ
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah sorry don't really get inspiration from the cranberries, but other than that the two tunes are nearly note for note the same
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post Future Inc
5 minute short film that won the Sci-Fi London 48 Hour Film Challenge.
(ElusiveCamel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I really wanted to say "five minutes too long"
But I watched it all. and liked it I hope, in the future, I will make a better comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool, I was wondering who won that.
Bloody hell they got a lot done in 48 hours!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh
that is really rather good.
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a link post Scientists create artificial jellyfish using cells from a rat's heart.
Ronseal.
Quite pretty too, if you like that sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post With the funds, and the means,
it seems the obvious thing to do
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty ace
Cant wait for the octopus one!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Coooool
And a bloody strange thing to do! But I'm glad there's still plenty of weird science kicking about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for sharing that!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This is how bioengeneering owns you all.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post Dirty Potter and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party. NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a link post Changing distance, fixed object. I made this!
Today I took a bunch of photos of a landmark statue in my town, while walking towards it. Got back home and combined the pics with an interesting result.
Heavy looped gif version here.
(disconnected, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That is an interesting technique
I expect to see it borrowed for use in an advert in about 6 weeks time.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a dolly zoom.
As seen in Jaws.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Also known as the vertigo effect?

(Sherbs, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post also known as susan

(poochengeez, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this,
Good work though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post you may have already come across this...
but check this out for a similar effect
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I saw that once
thanks for reminding the link, was looking for this
 (disconnected, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Polski-Fiat.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's cool

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not interesting, it's animated google streetview

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I already made a small stop-motion animation with google streetview of the exactly same street.
You can find it here
 (disconnected, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Graicously received criticism
well done Sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of trying to get home
after taking some particularly funky acid
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really cool.
I clicked
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool, but prefer this example

(Jaffa The Cake, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post Volunteers stand underneath a nuclear airburst to prove it's not bad for you
The USAF decided in the 1950s that they couldn't shoot down a fleet of Russian bombers armed with atomic munitions, as guided weapons were still in their infancy. So why not wipe them out in a cluster with an air to air nuclear missile? But to prove that it was safe to use, some guys stood directly under a 18,500 feet 2kton airburst test.

Stupid? Brave? Motivated by duty? Who knows.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post GC
Also link straight to YouTube in future.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't tell me it was a rp
but OK.

Also, in the future you might want to consider reading the article I linked to instead of just watching the video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The article is a transcript of the goddamn video

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Part of the goddamn article is a transcript of part of the goddamn video
The rest of the goddamn article gives some goddamn background to the goddamn test, and a rather nice goddamn epilogue about what happened to the goddamn people in the goddamn video.

Of course, having read the goddamn article, you'll goddamn know this. Either that or you just goddamn skimmed through it and didn't give the OP the goddamn courtesy to goddamn read it properly before goddamn commenting.

Have a perfectly lovely evening.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Mm I'd disagree
the article is an explanation of the video, it gives its significance, background, a historical setting and a context. If yougo straight to the video and you're not knowledgeable or interested in history then all you get is 'Oooh- what? Ahh? Eh?'- not everyone will be able to make simple common sense out of a historical video without some introduction. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be disagreeable but things that are immediately apparent to you aren't always apparent to others,
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Goddammit you're goddamn right!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post something something something
Goddammit
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool find.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, I've had worse.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well given that the second one is quite clearly a fake
I'll wait for the TNL compilation instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, you go ahead and do that.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay TNL. It's no YBF though is it.
Cheer up Andy! did someone steal your beano?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha @ 2:00
4:59 OMG! Poor sheeps!
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 3:20 just needs a Wile Coyote falling through the air sound effect
Wheeeeeeeee.....Crump
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Just what I was thinking!
Right down to what looked like the classic puff of dust as he hit the ground. Poor bugger.

Also, Blade Runner at 7:15
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the guy at the end
Premature celebration!
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Premature congratulations

(PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a link post Seeing as it's quiet
Have the one single reason to watch BBC 3- live at the electric.
This is a bit of Nick Helm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post LET'S KICK THIS IN THE DICK

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
He also has the best tour poster since Derren Brown's Svengali: www.nickhelm.co.uk/
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:04, Reply)
This is a link post Chilling with Keatsy and Rueben pre festival skate sesh. 10 tricks I made this!
Posted some of my friend Adams videos here before, frankly he is getting stupidly good, so for those that like that sort of thing, enjoy. Hello B3TA!!! What lovely sunshine! IMT cos edit, being there and shiz. :D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have broken my neck trying any of that!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Keatsy is dope!
I can skate a bit, he is really getting his tech down though, I don't think it will be long until he goes pro. Yeah neck breaking is a serious possibility!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I gave up downhill racing after I smashed myself up crashing into a tree.
A&E are cunts.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post AUTOCORRECT: A&EaC.
That's better. Personally though I think I owe the guys at A&E alot. May have to wait, but on the whole they do a fantastic job. Big up emergency doctors, nurses, porters, cleaners etc. Those guys rock.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Admittedly they probably thought I was just completely pissed & had been in a punch up.
The lycra outfit might have given the true nature of why I was fucked up, but I can't remember much.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Sounds like a standard weekend!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Downhill is mental though, yes! not suprised you got hurt, I used to do a bit around Bath.
Skate boarding, yeah you get hurt, but i'd much rather bail on a board than a bike. Downhill racers are a certain kind of crazy. Glad you are still able to type!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a link post Game Site that I always get slated for. I made this!
Simple: Would You Rather A or B
 (hutber, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I get an annoying pop-up dialogue box every time a page loads

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post My, what round buttons you have

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post so he doesnt catch his forskin on the sharp corners . init?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Shiney Shiney!!!

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Try using a grown-up's computer

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a PC but I hardly ever use it because in comparison, it's fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It works fine for me
That is until I saw the floating* social media crap then closed it. Java has been disabled by default in one of the more recent updates. I'm not sure if it applies to your OSX version (hence my comment about the round buttons) but it's worth looking into.

*Sorry, but that's second only to stealing focus in jonbob's book of bile-raising web no-no's.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have a PC but I hardly ever use it because in comparison, it's less shiney!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post pffff
actually I've used my expensive 17" macbook pro so much that it's classy aluminium body has totally lost it's once luxurious lustre. I only use my pc for games. My mac boots about 3 times faster and does everything, bar games, just as well if not better than my pc. Cubase on my PC crashed numerous times (including critical times when I was making stuff for uni) because, essentially, the ASIO drivers, which are a necessary software workaround to allow advanced audio apps to directly use the processor, are relatively unstable. Macs have "core audio", a much more reliable hardware solution.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like you
bought shit HW in the first place and probably have no clue how to config the SW.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post My EMU-1212m?
Sorry, but it's good hardware... Latency is as low as 2ms, has the same A/D converters as Pro-Tools no less and a signal to noise ratio to match!

Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be the latter then...

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it seems I was spot on
you DON'T know what you're talking about. :)

Here's the ASIO options for my soundcard... simple enough even you could handle it I reckon.


 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.....I typed 'b3ta' into the address bar,
but I appear to have been redirected to the ubergeek forum, mid nerd-off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post But... but...
I'll remember that next time you're moaning about why Gabe Newell hasn't announced HL3 yet!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *blank expression*
Hmmm...doesn't sound like something I'd do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm, may have been Amadeus or mrandrist
You all look the same to me anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking rotter.
[edit] Having read all the thread I can't believe all the hate you're getting. /links seems to have a LOT of sand in a LOT of vaginas today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *blows raspberry*
He's an established mac hating numpty, I think he DOES have a lot of sand in his vajayjay... as well as some autism.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
LOL so witty!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes looks simple
pity you failed to get it working isnt it and had to spend out on a shiney shiney box at three times the price.
I guess its horses for courses..
Not all people need a proper computer - they need something "that just works"
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically, you and your taxes paid for it via my student grant
so thanks for my expensively indulgent electronic treat :D

Besides, not getting something to work, and something being unstable/unreliable are two different things.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You spent your student grant on a mac?
Wow, what a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, another level headed mac hater, what are the chances eh?
It's almost like you're both linux using autistic bosom buddies who hold hands.

Anyway, the real reason I bough a mac is because much of the course content at uni required software that was only available, or usable to the degree required by the course, on macs (namely Supercollider and MaxMSP/Jitter).
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Paranoid much?
btw did anyone mention linux?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you denying it?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post two people have the same opinion on you,
so of course we must linux users..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post admit it
you use Linux
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't say you were a cunt because you used a mac
I said you were a cunt for spending your student grant on a mac then boasted about it on a forum while taunting those of us who paid for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I left the UK years ago
so I pay no taxes, so technical inept people can buy shiney things all they like.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Dickish much?
And it's spelled shiny FFS.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That is almost as bad
as suggesting that all mac users are pretentious art school graduates or graphic designers that happen to be pretentious or cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AaC
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post read a report that confirmed this
Basically if you use mac you're 73% more likely to wear classes which don't have prescription lenses. FACT!
 (hutber, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Classes?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Try actually buying Cubase

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post he can't
he spent his student grant on a Mac. My daughter spent hers on food and books.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post pffff
beer and morning after pills more like
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgive her for that.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably
why its having all these problems, no money for proper software.
The rest of the grant probably was spent on a fixed wheel bike and a pair of beard trimmers;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice edit, I did wonder what a "bear trimmer" was.
Sorry to disappoint, but it seems we feel the same way about bearded people and hipster bikes.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's the thing... I did.
It was the first audio program that I decided to buy along with my new PC (at the time), an old akai sampler, a novation a-station and a behringer mixer. (compensation money).
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post pfff
more like a 200kg tub of Ky jelly...
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, your mum needs all that lube to counteract her various crusty infections

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
No I was thinking more about you shoving your shiney box up your arse as far it goes, while trying to decifer the instruction manual in the best way that you can, probably in the medium of mime.
P.S. I had your mum and shes shit
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've had few problems with Cubase and ASIO
Also, in terms of processor power, RAM and a fancy RAID config - I got a lot more for 800 quid than I would with apple. It's nice to run 20 instances of Massive just for fun.

ps I used to use an Akai S3000XL. Ahh the memories. I still have an A Station - the sub bass patch is still useful.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A fine array of equipment,
imagine how many years of use you will get out of it when you are on the dole leeching even more money from the poor tax payers of the UK ;)
Mookay- not aimed at you
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post he's probally like me
Dsylesic
 (hutber, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a link post They deport soldiers don't they?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Only black ones it seems.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)

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