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This is a link post Cat Face : Sports Day I made this!
Nothing to do with some other sporting event or anything like that I swear.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Did we ever find out why he has a French accent?

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It is because he has ALWAYS admired the French.
and attempts to emulate them in every aspect of his life.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray for cat face!!!
I had mad praise about you from someone I met the other day, they said you were their favourite thing on the internet. Props.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly Catface!

(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds Like somethings afoot
(long)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry...
I was drunk at the time.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a link post A whole page of Richard Feynman videos and links
Ronseal
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I love feynman, its a shame he never got together with patrick moore and did a xylophone bongo duet with him

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And no Brian Cox on keyboards
as he can fuck off.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno he might be okay if he was just like a backup dancer or something, certainly wouldn't let him play an instrument though

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post A quantum mechanical Bez

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Feynman is a god amongst men. Nice find!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Gets a click straightaway
all should know of Feynman.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the cleverest physicists ever
deserves a click
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Does anyone know the youtube video where he tells the story about the building and his guess at what the problem was? Very funny!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you heard of Google?
It may have the answer.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Been trying!
Will continue to look. Total legend though!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Same,
But not having much luck. Now I feel like a right prick.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
Here's the story as told in his book:
quanta-gaia.org/reviews/books/FeymanJoking.html
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post and here is the you tube excerpt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=84GtktcIxpc

this is the 5th part, the whole book is there.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post :D No worries, there are 9 parts up there, I can think of many worse ways to spend an evening.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :D There is alot more intro dialogue to the video, it gets to the part of the book you posted at about 3 minutes.
It is all good stuff so it is really worth listening to the whole thing.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Science!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH MUTHA FUCKING SCIENCE!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post LEGO Lord of the Rings incoming :D
Nicely promo trailer
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Used to really like the lego games but now they talk they've lost some of their charm.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
And I thought the Harry Potter one was shite. If I were them, I'd get busy with a Back To The Future Lego Game. 3 episodes, enough characters (er...maybe) and I want to see the Libyan's Lego VW Van exploding into pieces.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ghostbusters LEGO could be ace.
Both as a game and playsets.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Goonies Lego. Big headed Sloth and Fat Chunk characters...
AICMFP
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Robocop lego
I'd buy that for a dollar.
www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=2257803
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see LEGO 'lypmics happening in the near future.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been calling for a Lego BTTF
since the first Batman came out. Harry Potters weren't as fun as the first few, but think that may be tighter copyright/trademark control as much as anything.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm looking forward to this:
oi48.tinypic.com/f0r9l3.jpg
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks like great fun!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work there
worst job ever
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post the mines?
or lego?

lego mines?!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He was a Balrog .

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Traveller's Tales

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Balrog.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post Judo'd in the face
A 10 sec video of the Bronze medal fight in men's under 60kg I think. Anyway one of them Judo's his own face into the floor.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He makes it look so simple.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that
Andy Murray? He should stick to coming second in tennis...less painful
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
"Never The Same Color" ?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont understand this

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post Have We Fucked Up The Olympics Yet? I made this!
Seems to be a debate whether we've fucked it up yet. Let democracy decide I say.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Look, we've paid for the sodding thing so lets just enjoy it.
At the end of the day we'll all be able to work out which countries we're better than.

BTW anyone else notice the rather impressive "wide on" Marianne Vos was sporting at the end of the bike race?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly a surprise if you've been sitting a thin bike seat for hours
And I had to laugh at this from the BBC: "Zoe Smith lifts 90kg in the snatch at her first attempt". That's some snatch.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post A 97kg snatch had me giggling like a school girl earlier today.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It only gets jerked when it's clean

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
I was blase about it all, but it's happening so let's make the most of it. Getting seriously ticked off with the petty cunts in the press whinging about non-existent traffic problems and empty stadiums etc.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post lol, had to image search.
I've not heard the phrase "wide-on" since I was a teenager and a friend kept going on about it
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
plus don't forget... the french *really* wanted to host it.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Lympics! 'Lympics!
Are awesome.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a link post Man jumps out of helicopter onto large fish with sharp nose
Not entirely sure this is real, but if its fake its well done. If not its awesome.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He lost his sunglasses :(

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That was quite impressive.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post the background music is absolutely FANTASTIC...
and I can't help to think what the hell went through that fish's head as the guy comes jumping out of the blue?! probably not a lot, as it is... a fish.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Just imagine if he
landed dick first on the nose.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That would have been horrible, fish dicks must smell nasty.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ask Kayne west...

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiK3qu1cuiQ&feature=related
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md6qOBJba6Y&feature=related
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for that skelly!! now i am goign to have that song stuck in my head all day!
i needed a laugh at work today. hahaha! :D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to be of service!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fish got battered
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post this is the equivalent
of using a sledgehammer to frighten a nut
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post that is one way to catch and release
that's just crazy!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I call SHENANIGANS!
Those fish swim like 50 miles an hour. If you got near it, it would zoom off like it had 4 million volts thru it. That fish was obviously STUNNED pre-jump.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake- no bridge
Or ladder
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm saying fake.
There's some activity over there, and we got a cameraman over there and in the water next to the fastest fish in the ocean, and faster than a chopper could get there. Yeah, right.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I read somewhere the the fish had been 'caught'
on a fishing line. And tired out over miles so that it was practically half fucking dead.

Then got a man to jump on it.. Impressive?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post was edited
Tim Watson never said that was real. However, he caught the fish jumping off a boat , later they added the chopper scene. This guy is known for some wacky fishing, like catching sailfish off a surfboard or southern bluefin tuna with a handline (these beast weigh up to 300kg).
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a link post Olympic archer kills camera

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Bang in the centre crackin' shot :D

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post seeing as how this is where they are aiming I guess they might be going through a few cameras
Fun footage though watching it come in. Probably worth it on balance.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a wonderful anecdote in Paul Brickhill's book The Dam Busters
about the testing of the Tallboy bombs. Basically, bomb aiming at that point was primitively inaccurate, so it was cynically suggested that the safest place to put the camera was dead centre on the target.

Six tons of steel-encased RDX landed squarely on top of it...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that Frank Lampard
is a good shot
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hah !

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Please use his full name
its Fat Frank Lampard:

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Frank Lumplard surely..

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've been watching quite a lot of the archery. The only time they showed a view from that cam was when it broke.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese man riding cow singing Justin Bieber's "Baby"

umm what I said up there
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post dog on a unicycle does a backflip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TTJ4LtkJWA
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure I saw this here a few days ago...
is this the first time I call glasscock? hurray!

also: www.b3ta.com/links/834562
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Only if the phrase "yer Maw" is something you're looking to hear.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post HURRAY!
I was hoping for something more supportive, seeing me being a capable internet watchdog (ahem) but I'll settle for "yer Maw" or any other insult.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post don't give a rats arse to be honest

the link didn't flag up so I posted it.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post it's my first try at calling gc...
don't mind me. I just got a bit excited. I live a dull life, you'll reckon. i couldn't care less either. I've learned a lot from this experience.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!


Now you only need to win an image challenge, get top of /links/popular, win a QOTW and get top of /talk...and you're free to leave :-)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot getting into an argument with a Paedo/Racist/Tattoo Faceman.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was implied
by "get to the top of /talk" ;-)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose you are right, it's such a long ime since I've been there.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I like this a lot
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :-)

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "knowing the origins"
Knowledge of all the memes on b3ta.
Glasscock, Ris etc.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Does Micto still keep his dictionary up to date?

/edit..Here tis!

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/

Still good reading.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post How about visual memes, shark bridge, smug guy, freebase etc?

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh and knowing all the words to the b3ta jingle, or at least the chorus.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta Jingle??
I do hope it's better than G4S's...

In other news, just found this: b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you not hear about the b3ta jingle.
Edit: www.b3ta.com/links/812018
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F-7j_pwLi4
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post No see above.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha!
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/bDOINK/
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That grapes my squildo

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You should hold it like a duck.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post whatever hapenned to k3b3b
He always used to be right at the top of that list.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe
Professor Fnord is still the Keeper of B3ta Lore.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha! well done!
i'll probably have to stick around for a few more years to get around those things as well...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't it have to have been posted a few times to be glasscock?

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be a moveable target
Some days it's something that's posted multiple times on the same page, other times it's sufficient for it to have been posted five years ago at 3am on a Sunday. Guess it depends entirely how autistic the person shouting glasscock is.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post now you mention it, I'm uncertain of how it works exactly...
I took the chance because it was just a few days since the first post
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's much better than the original!!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post and better than coldplay

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Having your face forcefully pressed int a belt sander is better than coldplay.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post Jan Moir's Wiki Page.
Lovely line to finish with. Hope it's still there by the time you read this.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be undergoing an edit war
which version are you referring to?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, nope, it wasn't that one. But that one's good too.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Rats cocks! And I didn't get a screen-grab.
How do you get old versions of a page. Way above my internet ability.
The line was something like "The offending article included a picture showing his (or her) ongoing weight problems."
A subtle but wonderful bit of wiki-raping, I thought.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post this one?
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jan_Moir&oldid=504916713
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's as near as dammit.
Instead of "its", there was "his (or her)".
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I found a version from October 2009 if it helps.
web.archive.org/web/20091019190332/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Moir
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, that's a website worth knowing on these occasions.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's pretty handy. Not so good at recording hyperlinks and stuff but it gives you a pretty good idea of content.
302 captures for /links web.archive.org/web/20060430050705/http://www.b3ta.com/links/
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta from july 2000
web.archive.org/web/20010723123310/http://www.b3ta.com/

looked alot different back then.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Glasscock?

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Been here before, but this time it's an existing thread, so no, I guess not.
pfff, don't really care anyway. I think thewaybackmachine might have even been in the newsletter.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post No you don't understand
You've created an anomaly
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there any kind of Julie Moult-esque internet reprisal against Moir underway?

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ethnicity: Fat Bitch"
Seems to have lasted quite a while.

edit: It now seems to be "Fat Bitch. Shemale."
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post Beijing chair balancing act....
is there no health and safety over there???
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a link post Only in Russia # 1000
The chap is very lucky
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
The passiveness of those watching is incredible, like they've all gone: "Well, that's him dead, what shall we do now?"
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post A friend is currently lecturing in Moscow.
She's amazed by the silence on the street- people DON'T interact/get involved: she's walked past lots of dead bodies too, which seasoned Muscovites happily walk over, as if not noticing.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post read something about this a while ago
seems folk got used to people dieing in the very cold and snowy winter nights and then turning up in spring. not sure if it's true but similar behaviour is observed with New Yorks homeless.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Not just New York
I (used to) know a guy in Bristol who used to lie in an underpass and one day he died there. No-one noticed all day.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ...except they use the bulldozer to save him and he doesn't die.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not fursty, it's just dipping it's headlights

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! I haven't heard that one before!!! I made this when I first joined here, and used it a few times,
seriously you are the first.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a link post SHARK ATTACK!!


Using high speed capture




and fake seals





(no seals were harmed in this carnage)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Air Jaws!
i love shark week! click! :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Putting a slow mo camera together with sharks is the best combination since someone decided to make scented candles.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Awsome stuff!
Can't wait for the seals to evolve though...


(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha hell yes!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nom,nom,nom!!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post is there some thing in russia that there not telling us?
Pussy Riot members go on trial in Moscow

Three members of Russian punk protest group Pussy Riot have gone on trial, in a case that has divided Russia and inflamed the religious establishment.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post what do you mean, is there something russia isn't saying?
because Russia is known for being so tolerant open and free?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Compared to how Russia used to treat political disidents this is practically a slap on the wrist.
No being worked to death on Stalinist building projects.
Or even the good old "Being fed slowly feet first into a Furness."
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i know barrow in furness is pretty bleak but that's just awful

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I just googled it
apparently there's a health and activity program being run there called "Feet First in Furness". Which is nice.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Furness?
Barrow-in-Furness?

sounds fucking awful.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *high fives*

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a link post Y'know, because of the implication

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Dark.
Think I need to rewatch some Always Sunny now - Cheers :-)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of it before
Must look it up, its rare that I find a sitcom that I like/find funny.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's awesome - get yourself a free Netflix trial as it's on there (along with Arrested Development & American Office).

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post Jan Moir - again
Saw this linked on Twitter. Do you think the Fail have sent an edict to staff to be as contrary as possible? Here, she laughs at Sharon Davies' face, and says that Lizzie Armistead lost to "...some bitch from Holland."
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I think she is mentally ill.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
I feel genuinely sorry for the woman. Because she has a forum for her cross-eyed bile she doesn't ever question her behaviour. She'll stay old, alone, bitter and vicious forever and still think she's doing the world a favour by stopping low enough to interact with it.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget the important point about her skin and nails.
They're what the Olympics are really all about.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Its basic trolling to drive traffic to their site
and thereby increase ad revenue. Every time Twitter gets its knickers in a knot about it they increase the traffic to the site, thereby making stories like this more likely.

Deny them the oxygen of publicity and they'll give up because it will no longer be profitable.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This hard
I no longer click or get involved with the daily mail's twitter outcrys, as I'm sure they absolutely cream themselves whenever it happens.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, what evil_andy said.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post She is a stupid cunt .... :)
I'm sure some of the Heil columnists try to out-do each other for being controversial \ stupid \ racist etc.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post and yet again
the daily mail gets coverage on b3ta...

this doesn;t make them look any worse... it just makes us look fucking stupid...

is it in the mail? yes? then its racist and nasty and xenophobic... do we really need more proof of that?

either do something about it, but just stop pointing at it and saying "this is wrong" we all know it is...they know it is... but its a very succesfull advertising strategy for a newspaper sold on opinions... create outrage...

its boring obvious and again.. .makes b3ta look like dicks...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post They said it best
www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iCWzpDpKs
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm grateful that this doesn't link to the Mail.
The content doesn't anger me that much. We've got a free press after all. My anger is directed at the cunts who buy it because they feel its content is newsworthy, balanced and rational. My Mum buys the Mail on Saturdays "because it's got a good TV section", but even one day-a-week's-worth of Mail reading causes her to come out with some of the most uninformed, bigotted shit I've ever heard.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a link post Surprisingly interesting and enlightening discussion about how feminism shouldn't be anti-men
As basically a few men are fucking all of us, so to speak, male and female. Genuinely changed my views on feminism.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course it shouldn't be; and it isn't.
The idea that feminism would be misandrist is as ridiculous as saying that disliking systematic bias against black people makes you anti-white, or disliking systematic bias against the working class makes you anti-middle-class.

There's a lot of debates and arguments and disagreements that're worth having in respect of feminism* - but the basic idea ought to be utterly trivial; the puzzle is why it isn't.

*For example, there's recently been a proposal about a way to combat sexism in philosophy conferences. I have my problems with it; but the basic idea that there's a problem that needs scrutiny and a solution is fair enough. Dealing with questions about what ought to be done seems to me to be an area that'll throw up arguments that're worth having; but an argument about whether or not it's anti-male to do anything at all is not. That's just chaff.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't say its chaff
The perception that its anti-male creates huge resistance to even the concept of feminism.

I also don't think you can say that feminism isn't anti-male universally, I've met plenty of women who are angry and hateful towards men and use feminism as their smokescreen.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The fact that it creates that resistance is what I mean when I say it's chaff.
I mean the word in the sense of the stuff that aircraft shoot out to distract missiles - a diversion: something unimportant made to look important. Perhaps we're talking at cross-purposes there.

You put your finger on it in your final word: if there are people who are genuinely misandrist, they may be using feminism as their smokescreen, but that's all it is; it's no more an indication of actual feminism than appeals to multiculturalism by the Muslim Council of Britain are really indications that they're all fluffy and inclusive. But just as the MCB's appeals won't tell you anything useful about what multiculturalism is, its merits, and its defects, the same applies to those of your misandrist: they won't really tell you anything useful about feminism.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah I see, I was talking about chaff as in separating the wheat from the chaff. I agree then.
I'm never quite sure where I stand on the "they're not real X because they're making X look bad". I don't think one section of a group can makes judgements on another section of the same group.

If two (or more) sets of people have chosen to interpret the same set of beliefs/aim/cause in different ways, can the one in the majoirty then decide that the minority group is wrong?

Bu as I say, I'm not quite sure where I stand.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the problem feminism seems to be facing
is that its fighting a battle against greed on the one hand and idiocy on the other. And there's no shortage of either
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and it is tricky
to find ones way out of the kitchen.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, that's a good read, takes a while to get going though.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Since when does feminism equate to a struggle against patriarchy?
What is this "substantial minority" of men that makes women feel vulnerable? Why isn't feminism about equality? Are "so many men... raised to rape"? Are "our ideals of masculinity... based around a social model... of decently-paid, stable work, industrial jobs"? Really? "Capitalism is a system built on the subjugation of women, and that’s still what it runs on"?

Frankly, this reads like a load of old cobblers to me.

Equality good, other things bad.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Arabic version of 'Beadle's About' but typically this one is completely fucking insane.
The film crew disguise themselves as terrorists and attack a bus full of tourists for a laugh...I wouldn't have laughed at all. It's actually fucking appalling what they did as a 'joke'.

Gets going at about the 2'30" mark.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Jeremy beadle
Not YBF?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh ta, changed it now.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post But how????
You can't edit subject lines. At least I can't anyway...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy Shit
Pissflaps is a mod?



We're all fucked...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post To the bunker!!!
did it work?

Edit: No it didn't.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a small amount of time where the poster of a link can change the title.
like 10-20 minutes or so.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there?
Nope. That was under five seconds.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Just because you're in bed with Tabby

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post translation
"I just shit my pants"
"I know, funny wasn't it?"
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 0_0 - that's pretty nasty to be fair.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post So here's the post-joke interview.
"Haha, look how you would have shat your pants and possibly had a heart attack if a terrorist shoved a gun in your face, you pussy!" Hahaha.
This is genuinely fucked up and dangerous.
And is the guy being pranked the middle-east's answer to Michael Gambon?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fuck, that's insane.
What b unch of shitbags. And they talk funny.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a link post What are we - your photoshop bitches? Apparently so...
If it's all the same to you, I'll work the lasso tool by myself, thanks. I'm actually tempted to send them three very well edited photos and see what they do with them. Silliest spam I've had recently.





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(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post As a professional photoshop user since photoshop 1.0 on a mac classic...
Cunts!
Fucking sweat shopping cunts.
Not content with ruining the textiles industry now they're going after mine.

I was half thinking about going freelance offering basic photoshopping.

They're half arse jobs on their site but management wouldn't care about that.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much what I thought:
Got to be sweat shop and pretty poor examples to use to sell their wares.

If they'd really seen my website they'd have noticed that pretty much every picture on it has been photoshopped and some of them have been done better than theirs.

And it's not as if I'm even all that good at it - I put in as little effort as I can get away with to avoid seamhorses when posting on /board.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post My old development job got outsourced to India
along with our entire telephone support department. It has happened to pretty much every other I.T. field over the last 10 years so while I do sympathise, welcome to the real world. Oh and yes the people likely running these companies are indeed cunts but the people working for them live in a different economic reality.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just glad i've trained up on illustrator too and have a sideline in 3D
I'ld like to see them offer a full solidworks assembly for under a dollar.

I think the main people going to be screwed over with this are going to be people editing product photos for catalogues and web sales.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this might be an "Industry" thing
as I'm really confused by why this is in any way interesting or unusual.

As I understand it, you have a website, someone has sent you some spam offering to improve the photographs on it. However you do not need this service.

Imagine I worked in a garage and someone emailed me offering to do all my tyre fitting for me, but I am in fact able to do this myself. I do not think you would care.

Perhaps I have misunderstood, if so I apologise.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i think the point is that if they sent the same email to all your customers
you might go out of business
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems fair enough to me
If soemone will do the job cheaper than you, they'll get the business. Not silly at all unless you think capitalism is silly, in which case.......COMMUNIST!!!!!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I was doing photo retouching for a while
One of the other guys would send his pictures off to people like this, get all the basics done for around $2.00 (cleaning up the background, blemish removal etc) and would then finish off the work before handing them in and charging $25 per picture.

In all honesty though he was one of the slower workers.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post thats actually not that cheap for rotoscoping...
but most rotoscopers charge by the day not by the frame.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You should send them some of the images from their own website and see if they notice.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a link post Mitt Romney's views on England in his 2010 book. What a cunt.

"England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions."
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post They would say that wouldn't they.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post England isn't even an island...
...but we know what he meant. He's probably right on the last bit though. That moat has proved to be pretty useful over the last thousand years or so.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post and then some twat built a tunnel between us and France,
We need to follow the swiss example and lay demo charges there in case on invasion. Seriously, the Swiss have explosives built into their bridges.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post USA can talk.
We've got a tiny little stretch of water between us and Europe. America has the fucking Pacific and Atlantic either side.

Yeah who's cowering the most behind some monstrous oceans.

"If it wasn't for the 2 largest oceans in the world shielding the USA every fucker in the world would have a go at the sanctimonious bastards"

You can quote me on that too, look I put quotes round it and everything.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want to attack america
You really do need a plane.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
"If it wasn't for the 2 largest oceans in the world shielding the USA every fucker in the world would have a go at the sanctimonious bastards"
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a republican presidential candidate.
Given the amount of stick he was given for daring to speak French once on tv, I'm surprised he's even prepared to admit he's heard of a foreign country that isnt Canada.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think most Americans would have heard of England
but I get the impression a lot of them think it consists of just Carnaby Street with Big Ben at the end of it.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly enough,
B3ta can seem a bit like that.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post As much of a cunt as he is,
He's not far wrong.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post there isn't much there
i disagree with... in fact if an english friend had said it...i'd probably nod in agreement.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post But didn't we make the Americas?
Something no one wants.

OK.

Fair point.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

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