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This is a link post Absolutely amazing German/Italian library music radio station
Lots of groovy, funky instrumental stuff, most of it from obscure, cheap euro-sploitation movies of the 70s.

I say radio station, it's actually more of a 6 hour podcast on loop, but it's still great.
Sadly no track information seems to be available, which would be useful.
Personal highlight, one I think is called "Mini Killers", which is quite disturbing
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooooh! I do LIKE this A LOT!!
CLICK!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post A quick click through
Yields this - www.laut.fm/cinemaitaliano - Track info is on the left. Now to find a way to download it all...
 (beau_nidle, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Top clicking! If you find a way to download it can you gaz me pls.
Edit: found it using the iphone app 'TuneIn Radio' and searched for cinema italiano, then pressed record.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff !
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a link post Yeah Yeah Yeahs Y-Control
Karen O, worlds best baby sitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this one from that album
and I'm in love with Karen O: www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2avJncdbbg
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, not heard that version before.
AOL's one decent contribution to the world.

She's got a great voice not just on the shouty stuff but on quiet tracks too.
Her soundtrack to Where the wild things are is lovely.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=64uAdqCCuzU&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Is she singing about analogue stick axis configuration?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a link post "If you hold my hand" - Donna Hightower
Why have I never heard this lovely song before?
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That is lovely.
I like the way she says 'face' as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
He has a surprisingly lovely voice for a massive guy


 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Police Academy?
referenced twice on the same page?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Not heard her before myself. Nice
Sounds like the sort of thing Tarantino would put into a film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hold my hand (very tightly)
Nice, but not a patch on this hand holding classic...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzqHHLHwWU
 (I helped save b3ta! EladBerond Fish are evil, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Good, but this wins. (IMHO)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAVxW5uoQe8
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Did a gig with these in Lancaster a few years back
Absolutely cracking band!
 (ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool! Lucky you!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post really nice bunch as well
don't know if it'll be local to you but they are supporting Dirty Three on a tour soon. Well worth a visit!
 (ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like an unlikely combination. But it's also impossible to ignore.
Thanks for the heads up dude.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No course not.
Get onto it as this is quite possibly the gayest thing I've seen since Tom Daley.
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
We are e-male
We just can't fail
If you're young, single and fe-male
We'll something something something

I remember their showcase, they did the whole thing on roller skates. They also came to our office once, also on roller skates. However, they pale before the might of Vanilla...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m9n5Uv0bp0



[edit] How do you embed vids then? [/edit]
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, that is hideous.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You should...
...have seen them in real life. Or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Are they the ones that came to your office or was that the fruity E-mail guys?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
All of 'em. We had 'em all. (It was Smash Hits...)
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck.
The worst thing my school ever did was make us watch Jingle All The Way at Christmas.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post PUT THE COOKIE DOWN! NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
you can only embed vids at the start of a thread. Images in replies, but not vids.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They came to perform at my secondary school
I didn't watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Vanilla or Emale? Either way, kids shouldn't have to see that.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hah hah hah hah
thats Brockwell Lido in Herne Hill that is

and they were better looking than the Spice Girls
-which admittedly doesnt say much
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You again!
*checks wallet*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd say you're a few years too late.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post A website for "weird, forgotten and sometimes interesting things."
Enjoy. This one's a time eater.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post thats my day sorted.....
no work for me....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
I was looking for something to fill the afternoon "work" void and initially thought it would be the BMX trials in t'Olympics but I'm hooked already and only up to Cohokia!
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You bastard!
I WAS going to do some house cleaning but now I am trapped at this computer!!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Sincere apologies....
Though: Don't any of you have a job of work to do?

I say this as I sit in bed eating cheerios in my pants (me, not the cheerios)...but still. Tsk. This country.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers for that
today will become very unproductive
 (serge, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Essentially Detroit is fucked.
The local kids seem to have had a wicked time smashing up all the schools. That room full of smashed up monitors must have been a classic laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post When will this obsession end??!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on. 12 years old with a sledgehammer....
....smashing up monitors. You could ask for nothing more.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just spent 45 minutes
reading about lighthouses. Really good site.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post BOOOKKKMAAARRRKKKEEDDDEEED.
Ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This
I'm going to be reading forever...
 (TheManofScience, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome site!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I drive past Fort Carroll
on my way to work every day. (There's a bridge that goes over the top of it).
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's one of the best sites I've seen linked here!
It just goes on and on and on and on......then you get to the end. But still so much to ponder. thank you!!
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a link post Plane crash...
Filmed from inside the cockpit.

WARNING: This is pretty hairy, there's a little bit of blood (no gore) and nobody dies but Jesus Christ...
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell that is pant-shittingly scary!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It properly scared me...
That plane looked like a bag of shit to me, he so very nearly filmed his own death there.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Plane was perfectly capable.
The engine note doesn't change until it hits the trees. Doesn't matter what you're flying, if you exceed the max takeoff weight, this is what happens...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like you know what you're on about...
Do older aircraft such as this get tested regularly? (an MOT if you will...) I'm curious... If not - why not? If it's not flight-worthy surely you are endangering the lives of people on the ground too, let alone yourself/passengers.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Mostly, yes they do.
Or rather should do. The CAA mandates the following check cycle for light aircraft (the FAA is probably similar but I haven't checked):

-Before the first flight of the day
-Every 50 hours
-Every 150 hours
-Annual inspection

The first in the list is a full visual inspection. Checking for panel damage, control surface operation, engine fluid levels, fuel contamination, instrument operation, lights serviceability, tyre condition etc.

The subsequent checks all go a lot deeper into things. The annual involves a full stripdown and inspection of the engine.


I don't know of any pilot who'd be comfortable getting into a plane they hadn't carefully inspected. It's a self-preservation thing...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot
-Kick the tires
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that eases my mind somewhat...

NTSB's preliminary report: www.ntsb.gov/aviationquery/brief.aspx?ev_id=20120701X65804&key=1

Thanks for detailing that for me, I guess it's even more stringent for helicopters with all those extra moving bits. I suppose things still fail sometimes.

I've read a lot of the comments regarding the crash above and it seems that it was a combination of overloading and air density. The altimeter says 6000ft before they take off.

This was one of the comments: As soon as the a/c leaved the ground effect (~Half Span of the a/c), the engine can't provide enough power to keep the a/c flying because of (supposition) High/Hot conditions or mass overloading.

As soon as they came in backside of the Power curve, there were already doomed...

Crashing straight ahead WAS the best option...

Here a footage of a similar crash which ended deadly because they went for a turn while loosing altitude/stalling: (skip to 06:00)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_8AHC9Xus0

Guess it's easy flying from behind your keynoard AFTER the event.

Thanks again.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch!
I filmed my trip up in a microlite once, I was shit scared the whole time. The pilot kept banking the microlite so that i could film the ground beneath us I was literally 90 degrees parallel with the ground held in by a seat belt and with only a bit of perspex between me and plummeting to the ground. The pilot even asked me if I wanted to take control of the plane "OH NONONONONONO NOOOO…!"
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray for the boundlessly self-absorbed!
Sod filming yourselves guys, could you try looking after the injured pilot a bit?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post view this page
At the bottom there is a ‘top team GB medalists’ segment.

First should be Ennis, or something like that…. Then scroll across to Christine ohurugo…

Im not sure if its actually her.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post it is

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post actually - i think its just settings on my screen
The contrast seems ok, but when I switch the' DV mode' what ever that is, I can see her. Before it was just a silouette such was the bad contrast.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post it is
you giant RACIST
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, it does look like that
But on my screen you cant see any face.

Bit of face palm about this post I think... deary me :(
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Dan, Dan, Dan
....I bet they all look the same on your screen dont they?
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Honkey loving racist!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible isnt it
it wasnt meant to come across racist, hence my carefully worder post...
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I do love the term Honkey.
If I was ever racially abused with that term I would definitely laugh.
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post HONK

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't racist.
Just funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post can someone explain the medal table to me...
as i see it if a country gets 54 bronze medals, they finish higher than a country with 53 gold medals?

im confused.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends which medal table you look at
Some count overall medals, some count gold
If two countries have the same number of gold, then i think its the number of medals.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Number of Silver medals
If they are both equal then it moves to Bronze.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
copy and paste to everyone who answered.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was looking in to the earlier it seems that most countries count golds, if it even then they drop down to silver and then it that is still a tie then on to bronze. The merikans count total medals.
 (NateGS nooob, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's just fox news that measures it that way.
As China are leading whichever way you measure it, maybe they'll stop.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *Points* Racist!
In your defense that is a terrible picture.
It's lost the top 20% if the white levels.

This is how it should look

 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post which makes no difference
as im still looking at it through the same monitor... its just another silouette
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Then either you or your monitor is terrible racist

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Or you've got your graphics card set wrong
...To something like 64 colours.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, you have to take it down to single figure colour levels to lose definition.
My guess is on an un-calibrated screen.

Calibrate your screens people.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post how would I do that?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You on a PC or a Mac?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post PC

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Dan......
....quit whilst you are behind dude.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post complies :(

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Quitter!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a dude...
Snooooop Dawg.
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c6vDxvOXhQ
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Great animation but could do with some more lyrics.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They all look the same.
Those white honkeys.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post WHAAAT?
If you're currently learning piano, don't let this put you off. Amazing talent.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey - he's ace
He's gonna get bone-itis in his fingers when he's older!

I was contemplating taking piano lessons soon, but this just puts me right off.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't let it put you off!!! Do it!!
Learning an instrument and playing it isn't just about complexity or ability, you get a lot out of it regardless of how good you are, don't compare yourself to anyone and just enjoy it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore the fat northerner: It IS about complexity and ability.
And make sure you compare yourself (negatively) to everyone else too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course, I'm joking.
Amadeus' advice is the best- do it for yourself, have fun, and enjoy a glass of something you fancy whilst you do.
(after a few decades of this I'm now barely able to play a wide variety of instruments)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post how many decades exactly?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You want me to put Sophie Ellis bextor in a glass?
Ill have to buy an awful big blender first.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post you fancy her and you want to put her in a blender?
you are Ed Gien AICMFP
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "enjoy a glass of something you fancy" as said by Tab Hunter

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post CHrist, man.
You could've just asked the cornflakebox-faced daughter of a blue peter presenter to wee in a glass. Or something involving periods.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just started learning and loving it.
Not taking lessons as having someone tell me what to do is not how I learn.

Got myself a nice digital piano, a book, some VSTs and drink and just play.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post VSTs?
Vaginal steroid treatments?
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Virtual Studio Technology
www.native-instruments.com/#/en/products/producer/kontakt-5/
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't let it put you off
although its pretty impressive sounding it is actually a pretty easy piece (grade 5 set piece). Yes he's playing it fast but not very accurately.

Very good for his age but not entirely exceptional.
 (alc http://www.cameronmusic.co.uk, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post If racial stereotyping has taight me anything over the years....
....and it has, he's gonna get one hell of a beating later for those bum notes.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post Tom Waits - "Bad As Me"
Saw his new viddy posted a few times here so thought I would share this track from the same album.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Testing Grenades, Russian Style
As usual in Russia, safety is paramount.

Or as I see it, FUCK ME.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
does not compute... why? and how short was that grenade fuse?
 (NateGS nooob, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Pissy posted it a while back, i think people came to the conclusion it was an accident on a film set.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure this is that incident.
Bloke who died on the Expendables shoot was a 26 year old Beijing native named Kun Liu.

Doesn't look like either of the chaps in the video match that description...though I am squinting to see (not in a racist way).

Edit: in fact it definitely isn't. The only one who could possibly be Kun Liu is the one who drops the grenade...and he's obviously not mortally wounded at the end.

Plus the little chuckle from the cameraman would suggest that the incident wasn't as serious / unexpected as it seemed.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Both of them don't look like nips.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. Not inscrutable enough.
You cannot scrute a chinaman.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post So it possibly IS the russian training accident I was told it was?
They do have that look about them, Baltic/Russian looking.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit
where someone starts giggling, then gets shushed
 (sebmcr, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy nearest us
looks very much like his head comes off. Ick.
 (Leemondus, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post but then moves afterwards
and a lack of blood says otherwise
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2181552/When-grenade-fishing-goes-terribly-terribly-wrong.html russian fishermen, they are both OK
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, what?
No it doesn't...
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No you're right
I'm a cunt.
 (Leemondus, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The boat seems to stand up to that rather well?

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Youtube hack
This may be as old as the hills? I don't know.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It is.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
Im not doing very well today
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post this also seems to take the definition of hacking
to all time lows.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post NOTW levels of L33T hacking you mean?
Next stop.... www.thepentagon.com for me....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post What Bane has been up to since 'Dark knight rises'
I always imagined him to be a cheerful chap doing relaxing or jolly activities, with that voice of his

Oh, and check out that one on the right of superman and his dog. Its the most scarily realistic animated turd coming out of a dogs arse you'll ever see.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like 'Zoidberg'

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post A long time ago
I remember watching Night at The Roxbury with Kattan and Will Ferrell - what a shit film, even with the What is Love bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a link post He's called snoop lion now
and apparently he's a rasta
 (I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a yiffer now?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I always had Snoop down as a comparative gauge for marijuana smoking.
As long as he could smoke the amount he does and remain successful and the right side of batshit mental, I'd be fine.

In recent interviews he claims that he's discovered that he's the reincarnation of Bob Marley...even though there's about a decade crossover between them.

This turn of events troubles me.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x__9qYCNMQ
this is his new tune , reasonable but not quite up to Bob M standard
 (I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's better than I expected.
Is it mandatory to put on a cod Jamaican accent when singing reggae? Even UB40 were up to it....and I'm almost certain that they were from Birmingham.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe that, if reincarnation is a "thing"...
... in order for it to work, considering population growth would otherwise mean an eventual soul shortage, it'd have to be possible for the same soul to be incarnated more than once at the same time -- so you could be reincarnated at a time before you last died. So it could still work.

Reincarnation's already pretty outlandish, so I figure it doesn't stretch credibility that much further to assume it happens "outside time", as it were.

Taken to its extreme, this could mean that everyone in history is an incarnation of the same soul.

If reincarnation is a "thing". Which it probably isn't.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well. That's cleared that up, then.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It's amazing how many problems can be solved in the course of stoned conversations in college.

(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post i like to think of myself as a reincarnation of david attenborough or someone.
not sure how he would feel about that though
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post Interview with Snoop Dogg NSFW
Pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Snoop
Was it father ted that refered to him as "scoopy scoopy dog dog"?
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It was...
and also Icey-T :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a few years old now he's off the rap these days.
He's doing the whole musician "finding himself" in Jamaica thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTqyV5Kw9Ss
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know that!
EDIT. I remember driving round to Doggy style when it came out pretending I was in South Central (when actually i was in east Manchester driving an F reg polo).
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post North Korea Gets It's Kickers In A Twist
Oz newspaper insults North Korea


Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post North Korea thinks knickers are bourgeois.
and scorns your capitalist twisting
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully "fires a missive"
isn't a typo.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oz newspaper insults Ireland
“Punch Drunk: Ireland intoxicated as Taylor swings towards boxing gold”
“For centuries, Guinness and whiskey have sent the Irish off their heads. Now all it takes is a petite 26-year-old from Wicklow,”
“Dark-haired, deep-eyed and engaging, Taylor is not what you’d expect in a fighting Irishwoman, nor is she surrounded by people who’d prefer a punch to a potato,”

Funny :-D
www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2012/0807/breaking41.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Potatoes!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a link post Interesting BBC documentary about Tetris...
About who invented Tetris and the battle over the rights to the game...
 (Testicles just for you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And a youtube version for if your not from the UK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=etJgBgSkBuA
 (Testicles just for you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it involved a Police Academy movie somewhere?
Although its early, and I could be confused..
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The 7th one - mission to moscow
i think it was called 'the game'

Here's Ron Perlman having some sexy sexy bondage fun with that blonde one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtbko08P2dE

It was the only bit of it i really remember back then.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good
saves for later
 (Sherbs, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I find it fascinating
That apparently, in the early 80's, in soviet Russia, there's an institute that had a 'go play with computers when you feel like it and see what you come up with' style.
An approach now considered all modern and 'Google'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh that looks good!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He fucking knicked it from a board game!
Kuntski.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post Olympic Hots
Hot girls what look sexy in photos and are good at sports
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Chiverova
could do with a good helping of meat and two vegs
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of them are a bit too skinny / muscular for my tastes
but some really pretty ones, and some pretty inventive photoshoots
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:33, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a right dog hidden in there

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that. Here's pendleton making me want to a be a bicycle saddle:
i45.tinypic.com/ogz4bc.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats the name of that GB girl that looks like a burns victim?
Think she does gym.
*edit* Beth Tweddle
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Beth Tweddle?
static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2009/10/19/1255950928100/Beth-Tweddle-001.jpg
*edit* - hah! I guessed right :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, her.
If you are bored about now, google image her and place a pen or pencil on the screen, covering the bottom half of her mouth and chin. In every picture she looks to be in mid blow-job.

Its a quiet day in Robney Towers today.....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post that girl has a lot of teeth

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly white power
2 mixed raced in all that?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Guess it all depends on who wrote the site.
Probably the same reason you dont see any black, asian or oriental girls in mags like Nuts and Zoo.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And nor would I want to associate myself
with anyone that reads either of those two magazines.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I generally dont buy magazines anymore
but when i do, and i want to ogle ladies, i find that Bizzarre magazine normally does the job. Lots of shiny latex and interesting models with character, rather than samey dead eyed silicone slappers

The current issue with Vanessa Lake is amazing - she's luuurvley
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I also read that
Pretty much since issue 1, i like tattoos and mental women so it does me fine.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but its the gore pics that get you off really.
Its like playboy and reading it for the articles. Yeah sure you do.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never read playboy
for articles it was always proper magazines about articles, and then for porn was always pirate or private magazines. Then god created the internet....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Dobby!
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m895lkn7j61rcwm3ro1_1280.jpg
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Michelle Jenneke
is one for the future:

t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSfB8PuX9ydDMQel_LPSiCRa9vnYUuBuxem5g-9jftVcutl2dsQQ

awesome
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post I'm not sorry for the Beeb post or the Olympics content either.
Check this kunt on the high bars. Immense.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Stunning stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Pisses all over my 22 beer mat flip.

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty impressive too mind..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play.
That is ridiculous, amazing.
*sings*
His name is No-land he's from the lowlands..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Kin ell - that's mental
Strangely nice to see some coverage for non GB wins for a change!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta admit,
That is hugely impressive.

Or as the kids would possibly say: Phat skillz on the twirly bar, innit.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if you have the name of a superhero you're going to do well at the olympics.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Mental

(Jimmers, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I can do that
but I don't want to
 (I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I can do better than that in my back garden
I just think Olympic competition is so bourgeois.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Superman is Dutch???

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish.
I could do that blindfold. With my arms tied behind my back.


While drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Drunk is the important part.

(ElusiveCamel, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I take it you are referencing his hair in the preview pic?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post Twitter feed of Porn comments
Some awesomely weird shite here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
amazing. It doesn't have many followers now, but give it a few weeks, and I predict MASSIVE INTERNETS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
It's all kinda predictable like that.

(Having said that, some of 'em are very funny)
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Buxton

(Leemondus, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post TAKE THAT TO THE BANK YOU MUFFIN FACTORY

(Jimmers, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "the effects were awesome"

(fleuronics, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

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