A great track
It was a flip between this or 'in the mouth a desert'
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It was a flip between this or 'in the mouth a desert'
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Pavement are brilliant, i adore them so much.
Saw them live once but was too young and thought they were shit, oh well.
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Saw them live once but was too young and thought they were shit, oh well.
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Ah. you are lucky to have seen them though.
The first live performance i ever saw for about ten seconds was Black Lace singing 'agadoo'
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The first live performance i ever saw for about ten seconds was Black Lace singing 'agadoo'
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My first festival.
All i remember of it were men with beards screaming at microphones (Pavement), Kula Shaker being shit and Blur doing Song 2.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:15, Share, Reply)
All i remember of it were men with beards screaming at microphones (Pavement), Kula Shaker being shit and Blur doing Song 2.
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I love Pavement
They were criminally underrated when they were still going. Such a shame they stopped. Some of Malkmus's solo stuff is good, but not in the same league.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:20, Share, Reply)
They were criminally underrated when they were still going. Such a shame they stopped. Some of Malkmus's solo stuff is good, but not in the same league.
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[MOD EDIT - NOT for cat lovers or SFW, please label your images appropriately]
NSFW
imgur.com/a/TKn3q
Edit: When someone ignores you do you not get to see their posts as well or did Tusk just delete his comment?
Edit: I guess I can't see his comments any more.
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imgur.com/a/TKn3q
Edit: When someone ignores you do you not get to see their posts as well or did Tusk just delete his comment?
Edit: I guess I can't see his comments any more.
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Congratulations mr. Bosch
You are the very first person on here that made it on my ignore list.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:52, Share, Reply)
You are the very first person on here that made it on my ignore list.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:52, Share, Reply)
Likewise
also going on ignore, dont really need to see that on here.
And so people know, its a cat with no face. Not pretty.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:25, Share, Reply)
also going on ignore, dont really need to see that on here.
And so people know, its a cat with no face. Not pretty.
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Find this user and kill him slowly.
Mod edit please, remove this shit and that shithead.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:34, Share, Reply)
Mod edit please, remove this shit and that shithead.
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overreacting much?
When channel 4 broadcast one of those documentaries like 'the boy with 12 arses for a face' or something, do channel 4 and all its employees deserve to die slowly?
Its not like bosch personally removed the face of said cat and posted it on here for his amusement.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:54, Share, Reply)
When channel 4 broadcast one of those documentaries like 'the boy with 12 arses for a face' or something, do channel 4 and all its employees deserve to die slowly?
Its not like bosch personally removed the face of said cat and posted it on here for his amusement.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:54, Share, Reply)
Next time just write what it is.
I've almost not clicked due to description.
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I've almost not clicked due to description.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:39, Share, Reply)
meh
Like most people, I imagine, I've seen plenty worse things on the internet.
Posting it here does make you look a massive twat, though.
Judging from your profile, I imagine that's the point.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:06, Share, Reply)
Like most people, I imagine, I've seen plenty worse things on the internet.
Posting it here does make you look a massive twat, though.
Judging from your profile, I imagine that's the point.
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When I first joined b3ta this cat (or one with a similar condition) was all over /board
People were hailing it as the cutest thing ever. I guess times have changed.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:28, Share, Reply)
People were hailing it as the cutest thing ever. I guess times have changed.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:28, Share, Reply)
*Clicks to see what all the fuss is about....*
Oh dear god no. It's like a kitty version of the Predator.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:45, Share, Reply)
Oh dear god no. It's like a kitty version of the Predator.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:45, Share, Reply)
Why?
Why have you posted this? Secondly, what happened to this poor animal?
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:36, Share, Reply)
Why have you posted this? Secondly, what happened to this poor animal?
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The second person i've Scrunted on this very link.
Man, i feel like a proper cunt doing it though, i honestly don't know how you sleep at night.
Edit: Your reply is GC, BTW.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:32, Share, Reply)
Man, i feel like a proper cunt doing it though, i honestly don't know how you sleep at night.
Edit: Your reply is GC, BTW.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:32, Share, Reply)
SHIT IS GONNA GO DOWN!!!
emergency funny picture
Happy bonfire night GUYS! (see what I did there?)
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emergency funny picture
Happy bonfire night GUYS! (see what I did there?)
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:33, Share, Reply)
Happy bonfire night Skelbo, it's bloody loud around here.
Don't know if it's the post office being robbed at gunpoint or fireworks being let off.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:35, Share, Reply)
Don't know if it's the post office being robbed at gunpoint or fireworks being let off.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:35, Share, Reply)
Probably Tabs' flatulent arsehole carrying on the breeze, grab yourself a gas mask.
Happy bangy stuff night!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:38, Share, Reply)
Happy bangy stuff night!
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Noel Edmonds dirty secrets revealed, could he also be involved in the Jimmy Savile scandal?
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Cheers, just read it again and it just gets more and more mental - I was laughing a lot.
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Having actually known the beardy one it all looks about right.
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Eating loudly in the library
I usually hesitate in posting these obvious set ups, but this one gave me the cringe factor as it made me remember my college days. Goes on a bit long...
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:58, Share, Reply)
I usually hesitate in posting these obvious set ups, but this one gave me the cringe factor as it made me remember my college days. Goes on a bit long...
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:58, Share, Reply)
wanking silently whilst only wearing socks and a balaclava is even more creepy
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I would be more pissed at the person who brought their baby to the library
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Ha! No it is a mother and baby session they have at libraries, they all sing songs and swap diseases.
My local library has it on a tuesday, leo the fucking lion can piss off, and NO I WILL NOT CLAP, WAVE, WHISPER OR OTHERWISE THE FUCKING WORD HELLO!.
BaC
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:43, Share, Reply)
My local library has it on a tuesday, leo the fucking lion can piss off, and NO I WILL NOT CLAP, WAVE, WHISPER OR OTHERWISE THE FUCKING WORD HELLO!.
BaC
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ICK!
I remember a local coffee shop started doing baby milk warming and had kids movies on all the time.
They made an otherwise nice place into a lactating nightmare. Plus the street was cobbled! Terrible parenting!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:52, Share, Reply)
I remember a local coffee shop started doing baby milk warming and had kids movies on all the time.
They made an otherwise nice place into a lactating nightmare. Plus the street was cobbled! Terrible parenting!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:52, Share, Reply)
what is that
crispy cock shaped thing the blonde kid keeps munching on?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:29, Share, Reply)
crispy cock shaped thing the blonde kid keeps munching on?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:29, Share, Reply)
Yes, it's bargain hunt.
But there's a snicker moment at the end of it.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:29, Share, Reply)
But there's a snicker moment at the end of it.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:29, Share, Reply)
Posh!
What's the registration plate number, VIN number and car colour?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:26, Share, Reply)
What's the registration plate number, VIN number and car colour?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:26, Share, Reply)
Dude, you will never cut and shut your fiesta to look like a Jag.
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Obama is a cracker
Has Mitt Rooney O'Bama been elected yet by the wizards?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:39, Share, Reply)
Has Mitt Rooney O'Bama been elected yet by the wizards?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:39, Share, Reply)
It's the American version of the word.
Like "biscuits" and "pavement", it's the same word but means something different to them.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:00, Share, Reply)
Like "biscuits" and "pavement", it's the same word but means something different to them.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:00, Share, Reply)
Amateur wrestling career ends badly for one out of shape wrestler
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Oh god no, that was horrid (and I don't mean the announcer)
Why do they carry on? Jeez Louise.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53, Share, Reply)
Why do they carry on? Jeez Louise.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53, Share, Reply)
The whole thing seemed like the wrestlers were bored to death
I suppose that is what you get in the bush leagues.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:11, Share, Reply)
I suppose that is what you get in the bush leagues.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:11, Share, Reply)
The fuck!?!
Call an ambulance, the other wrestler may as well have been taking advantage of a drunk teenager who had passed out on the sofa, it all stank of desperation on his part.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:12, Share, Reply)
Call an ambulance, the other wrestler may as well have been taking advantage of a drunk teenager who had passed out on the sofa, it all stank of desperation on his part.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:12, Share, Reply)
I was all braced for that to be horrible
and I still squeaked pulled my knees up to my chest. Fuck off wrestling. Fuck off.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:45, Share, Reply)
and I still squeaked pulled my knees up to my chest. Fuck off wrestling. Fuck off.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:45, Share, Reply)
Bloody hell,
Why didn't the ref stop the match? He was clearly offside.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:44, Share, Reply)
Why didn't the ref stop the match? He was clearly offside.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:44, Share, Reply)
Today is the day I learned my lesson......
I read the posts FIRST and decided not to click the link.
*on the assumption it was very ouchy and would only be acceptable with a You Been Framed laughter track added*
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:00, Share, Reply)
I read the posts FIRST and decided not to click the link.
*on the assumption it was very ouchy and would only be acceptable with a You Been Framed laughter track added*
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:00, Share, Reply)
Trust me, a laughter track wouldn't do it, more like the theme tune to M*A*S*H
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I'm just glad I read the posts.....
I've just lost interest in graphic vids of people being hurt and maimed. Plus, if YBF laughter won't help, I'm twice as happy for not watching it.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:08, Share, Reply)
I've just lost interest in graphic vids of people being hurt and maimed. Plus, if YBF laughter won't help, I'm twice as happy for not watching it.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:08, Share, Reply)
The poster is such a loser anyway. Don't know why they keep him around.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:24, Share, Reply)
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organ lols
I clicked on this for purely musical reasons and was then confronted by that dress and that corker of an opening line. Thank you youtube.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:41, Share, Reply)
I clicked on this for purely musical reasons and was then confronted by that dress and that corker of an opening line. Thank you youtube.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:41, Share, Reply)
It's like there's three performers in the dress
Is she property of Jim Henson?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:51, Share, Reply)
Is she property of Jim Henson?
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And there's an old fashioned wooden dildo right there in the preview pic!
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they're a cruel race, the japs, but you can't fault them on freshness
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Yeah she thinks she can meddle with nature but then it starts to get the hell out of her bowl
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That reminds me of those wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube things.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:19, Share, Reply)
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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemen are products sold by Al Harrington at Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse in Weekapaug, Rhode Island. Parodying the tubemen that appear outside of stores of all kinds, they appear in the second segment of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, entitled "Bango Was His Name Oh", and Blue Harvest, in droid form.
According to Harrington, he is overstocked due to a shipping error. The tubemen can attract customers to the owner's business, make presentations more interesting, keep grandma company, protect one's crops, confuse neighbors, testify in church, or be the life of a party. If the owner of a tubeman is African-American, a tubeman can also help grab a cab driver's attention.
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( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:35, Share, Reply)
or even
Intergalaktischeprotonengetriebeneelektrischewackelarmwerbedruiden
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YfdiTaTq50
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Intergalaktischeprotonengetriebeneelektrischewackelarmwerbedruiden
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YfdiTaTq50
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Salt on Frogs Legs
is supposedly how we learnt about electrical conductance via nerves - Luigi Galvani if my memory serves me correct.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:37, Share, Reply)
is supposedly how we learnt about electrical conductance via nerves - Luigi Galvani if my memory serves me correct.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:37, Share, Reply)
That one's for lightweights
Pike's Peake in a 910hp Suzuki Bastard 9000 www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y3OFf0ArU
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:23, Share, Reply)
Pike's Peake in a 910hp Suzuki Bastard 9000 www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y3OFf0ArU
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Not wanting to cause offence......
but high speed on a 30ft wide tarmac road at 200kph is a little different to a 10ft wide gravel track at 200kph with nothing but trees to stop you if you get it wrong.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:11, Share, Reply)
but high speed on a 30ft wide tarmac road at 200kph is a little different to a 10ft wide gravel track at 200kph with nothing but trees to stop you if you get it wrong.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:11, Share, Reply)
This was emailed to me the other day, haven't you got anything new to post?
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That's some great driving
Hats off to him pulling that off with the other dude singing to him.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37, Share, Reply)
Hats off to him pulling that off with the other dude singing to him.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37, Share, Reply)
I've seen a car before, I've seen a forest before.
Sort yourself out for fuck's sake.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54, Share, Reply)
Sort yourself out for fuck's sake.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54, Share, Reply)
How To Light A Bonfire.
Happy Bonfire Night You 'orrible Lot.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:49, Share, Reply)
Happy Bonfire Night You 'orrible Lot.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:49, Share, Reply)
That was a very stupid thing to do...
...but I want a go now!! Also well done to them for not showing the event several times in slow motion.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:54, Share, Reply)
...but I want a go now!! Also well done to them for not showing the event several times in slow motion.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:54, Share, Reply)
It's bonfire night, time to break out the booze, set fire to your face and then get that skin graft you've been saving for.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:57, Share, Reply)
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Quite right!
I have half a box of fireworks that I left in my local pub on Saturday night waiting for me this evening!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:00, Share, Reply)
I have half a box of fireworks that I left in my local pub on Saturday night waiting for me this evening!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:00, Share, Reply)
I bet you stuck bagers up cat's arses ...
and lit them. You savage ! :)
Edit - BANGERS - bagers could be confused with badgers - which would be a sight in itself !
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:03, Share, Reply)
and lit them. You savage ! :)
Edit - BANGERS - bagers could be confused with badgers - which would be a sight in itself !
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:03, Share, Reply)
Funny English people
you wanna borrow my guns for tonight Bready? All in the name of celebration and personal protection!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:09, Share, Reply)
you wanna borrow my guns for tonight Bready? All in the name of celebration and personal protection!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:09, Share, Reply)
That worked a treat
only good thing about Halloween is that it provides a lot of used pumpkins for bonfire night experiments
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:58, Share, Reply)
only good thing about Halloween is that it provides a lot of used pumpkins for bonfire night experiments
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:58, Share, Reply)
That has 'cunt' written all over it ...
but it did look like fun though :D
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:02, Share, Reply)
but it did look like fun though :D
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:02, Share, Reply)
I rather grudgingly respect this
Life without being downright stupid occasionally is very, very dull.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:03, Share, Reply)
Life without being downright stupid occasionally is very, very dull.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:03, Share, Reply)
I'm an absolute idiot, it's brilliant until you find yourself in court.
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The stupid things I used to do
were more likely to leave me in a hospital (or a morgue) than a court, but I have some great memories.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:10, Share, Reply)
were more likely to leave me in a hospital (or a morgue) than a court, but I have some great memories.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:10, Share, Reply)
^ This
But I don't have the great memories - too many dance drugs I'm afraid have clouded the mind :(
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:16, Share, Reply)
But I don't have the great memories - too many dance drugs I'm afraid have clouded the mind :(
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:16, Share, Reply)
Mine are mostly vehicle related.
Without turning this into QOTW. I once got hit by a tree branch while 'surfing' on top of a Transit van; that was a hospital job. Changing cars at 90 mph on the motorway by climbing across was a favourite.
Now my most exciting quirk is to walk into any one wearing camoflage clothes and apologise for not seeing them. Sad, I know, but I can't help it.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:22, Share, Reply)
Without turning this into QOTW. I once got hit by a tree branch while 'surfing' on top of a Transit van; that was a hospital job. Changing cars at 90 mph on the motorway by climbing across was a favourite.
Now my most exciting quirk is to walk into any one wearing camoflage clothes and apologise for not seeing them. Sad, I know, but I can't help it.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:22, Share, Reply)
Walking into people in camouflage clothing and apologising for not seeing them, that's awesome, i'm going to try that.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:30, Share, Reply)
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The sad bit is
I do it when I'm on my own, and then giggle to myself like Mutley.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:33, Share, Reply)
I do it when I'm on my own, and then giggle to myself like Mutley.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:33, Share, Reply)
I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids :-(
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It's lucky it went between the many pieces of wood,
and not bounce back into the crowd.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:16, Share, Reply)
and not bounce back into the crowd.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:16, Share, Reply)
I'm going to an organised display in the square about 50yds from my house.
(though in my time I have had my fair share a bangers go off between my legs)
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:23, Share, Reply)
(though in my time I have had my fair share a bangers go off between my legs)
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:23, Share, Reply)
Something that may amuse you:
I appear to own the only cat who is fascinated by fireworks. Someone let one off outside the flat last week & he was up on the study desk having a good nosy out the window.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:34, Share, Reply)
I appear to own the only cat who is fascinated by fireworks. Someone let one off outside the flat last week & he was up on the study desk having a good nosy out the window.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:34, Share, Reply)
Strap a banger on it and see how fascinated the little c*** is.
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If Hendrix was alive he'd be 70 this month, he'd also still be one of the best guitarists too.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:22, Share, Reply)
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If my aunt had balls, she would be my uncle
never liked Hendrix
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never liked Hendrix
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, Share, Reply)
If your aunt had balls she would have kept you in her dungeon of love as well.
Just get over it already. You'll never get those 5 years back, so quit being a whiney little girl about it.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:27, Share, Reply)
Just get over it already. You'll never get those 5 years back, so quit being a whiney little girl about it.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:27, Share, Reply)
I never liked your aunt, mainly as she actually was your uncle and abused me when i was a child.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:29, Share, Reply)
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace"
Yeah, what a cunt.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:02, Share, Reply)
Yeah, what a cunt.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:02, Share, Reply)
If you listen to that with the wrong ear bud, you don't hear the lead guitar at all.
Damned rock and roll induced hearing problems!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, Share, Reply)
Damned rock and roll induced hearing problems!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, Share, Reply)
If Hitler was alive he'd be old this month, he'd also still be one of the best dictators too.
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I preferred his earlier albums, it all went to his head towards the end.
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no he wouldn't, he'd be crippled with arthritis and shitting into a bag
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I would not say the driver was stupid, but rather the airport.
The car couldn't have seen the plane at that angle.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:13, Share, Reply)
The car couldn't have seen the plane at that angle.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:13, Share, Reply)
why blame the government?
what happened to personal responsibility?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:15, Share, Reply)
what happened to personal responsibility?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:15, Share, Reply)
that is why the words STOP are painted on the road though.
they know they are driving past a runway.
Edit: Morning Coxxy. i might be grumpy and slightly hungover today.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:16, Share, Reply)
Did you see the Stop? Definitely not up to code.
This is what the law calls an inherently dangerous situation. In that case, landowners and proprietors have a higher standard of care to the public. They should at least have had the Stop painted in letters that were up to code, but also installed flashing lights and other indicators for drivers.
The pilot should have also been aware of the location of the road and not come in so low at the beginning of the runway. Those little planes don't need all the tarmac to stop.
Edit: Morning Miss F! No problemo. I'm imagining you will be up late tomorrow night too?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:22, Share, Reply)
This is what the law calls an inherently dangerous situation. In that case, landowners and proprietors have a higher standard of care to the public. They should at least have had the Stop painted in letters that were up to code, but also installed flashing lights and other indicators for drivers.
The pilot should have also been aware of the location of the road and not come in so low at the beginning of the runway. Those little planes don't need all the tarmac to stop.
Edit: Morning Miss F! No problemo. I'm imagining you will be up late tomorrow night too?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:22, Share, Reply)
Nah,
Just leave it to the free market, it'll all work out just fine ;-)
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, Share, Reply)
Just leave it to the free market, it'll all work out just fine ;-)
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, Share, Reply)
The free market WILL handle it.
Remember, the common law has been in place for hundreds of years. In the absence of regulation, businesses keep an eye on legal precedent that affects them.
There will be litigation. They will find the airport partially at fault, the pilot partially at fault and maybe the driver. The result will be that the airport will FINALLY install real safety devices and indicators and put rules in pilot's books regarding the road and how a pilot may not drop below a certain level over that road. Tah dah!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:30, Share, Reply)
Remember, the common law has been in place for hundreds of years. In the absence of regulation, businesses keep an eye on legal precedent that affects them.
There will be litigation. They will find the airport partially at fault, the pilot partially at fault and maybe the driver. The result will be that the airport will FINALLY install real safety devices and indicators and put rules in pilot's books regarding the road and how a pilot may not drop below a certain level over that road. Tah dah!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:30, Share, Reply)
Then the State should be abolished along with that pesky common law.
Coke & Nintendo should be in charge of the world.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:50, Share, Reply)
Coke & Nintendo should be in charge of the world.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:50, Share, Reply)
We inherited the common law from the English. Perhaps you have a point.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:10, Share, Reply)
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:10, Share, Reply)
The pilot will be found absolutely blameless.
FAR part 91, subpart B, § 91.113 Right-of-way rules:
Aircraft, while on final approach to land or while landing, have the right-of-way over other aircraft in flight or operating on the surface.
The airport operator, not so:
FAR part 139, subpart D, § 139.329 Pedestrians and ground vehicles:
In a manner authorized by the Administrator, each certificate holder must—
(a) Limit access to movement areas and safety areas only to those pedestrians and ground vehicles necessary for airport operations;
(b) Establish and implement procedures for the safe and orderly access to, and operation in, movement areas and safety areas by pedestrians and ground vehicles, including provisions identifying the consequences of noncompliance with the procedures by an employee, tenant, or contractor;
The driver of the SUV should also have her ass sued off for negligence. "I didn't see it" isn't an excuse if a cyclist bounces off your bonnet, it certainly isn't if a plane does so.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:29, Share, Reply)
FAR part 91, subpart B, § 91.113 Right-of-way rules:
Aircraft, while on final approach to land or while landing, have the right-of-way over other aircraft in flight or operating on the surface.
The airport operator, not so:
FAR part 139, subpart D, § 139.329 Pedestrians and ground vehicles:
In a manner authorized by the Administrator, each certificate holder must—
(a) Limit access to movement areas and safety areas only to those pedestrians and ground vehicles necessary for airport operations;
(b) Establish and implement procedures for the safe and orderly access to, and operation in, movement areas and safety areas by pedestrians and ground vehicles, including provisions identifying the consequences of noncompliance with the procedures by an employee, tenant, or contractor;
The driver of the SUV should also have her ass sued off for negligence. "I didn't see it" isn't an excuse if a cyclist bounces off your bonnet, it certainly isn't if a plane does so.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:29, Share, Reply)
yeah, the words could be bigger, and flashing lights would help. but that still does not mean a driver should not be aware of their surroundings. i don't think you can fault the pilot on this one either, his approach looked quite normal to me.
(and i still stand by my statement that woman is a bitch haha)
nah, i think i will pass on the tv drama of red states vs blue states and endless speculation and see how badly florida screwed things up this time the following morning.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:31, Share, Reply)
the last thing we need is so called 'authorities' telling us what's safe.
nope. give me good old personal responsibility and a pump action shot gun any day.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:35, Share, Reply)
nope. give me good old personal responsibility and a pump action shot gun any day.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:35, Share, Reply)
Balls, how about the driver taking responsibility?
He was driving metres away from the end of a runway, that alone should've raised his vigilance levels.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:42, Share, Reply)
He was driving metres away from the end of a runway, that alone should've raised his vigilance levels.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:42, Share, Reply)
Why do all American news stories come over like they're talking to kids?
Duhhhhhh.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:17, Share, Reply)
Duhhhhhh.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:17, Share, Reply)
It's awful reporting throughout, in every respect.
It's only an exclusive inasmuch as that noone else gives so much as the homeopathic trace of the shadow of a sugary fuck.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:43, Share, Reply)
It's only an exclusive inasmuch as that noone else gives so much as the homeopathic trace of the shadow of a sugary fuck.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:43, Share, Reply)
After suffering a potential catastrophic breakdown on my car this morning
it's good to see I'm not the only one.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:53, Share, Reply)
it's good to see I'm not the only one.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:53, Share, Reply)
Mine decided this morning that a single light was more than enough for driving down the A1 in the dark.
What happened to yours?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:19, Share, Reply)
What happened to yours?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:19, Share, Reply)
A bit more serious.
Potential timing chain failure on an AJV8 engine :-S
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:34, Share, Reply)
Potential timing chain failure on an AJV8 engine :-S
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:34, Share, Reply)
London Comic Con - Cosplay music video
I made this!
Hey ALl,
Here's a video we put together from MCM expo from last weekend.
Also a bonus marriage proposal from the day (didn't want too spam the board)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-zQRqQngg
Hope you like :D
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:42, Share, Reply)
Hey ALl,
Here's a video we put together from MCM expo from last weekend.
Also a bonus marriage proposal from the day (didn't want too spam the board)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-zQRqQngg
Hope you like :D
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:42, Share, Reply)
I took my brother to that about two years ago, we didn't dress up though as we're not faggots.
The highlight was meeting Warwick Davis, I bought his book, he signed it, we chatted.
Also my brother took a photo of us though he couldn't work my phone and the flash come on in Warwick's eyeball, he said 'I feel like I'm being interrogated'
HAHAHA, he's a cool dude.
The other highlight was seeing Danny Dyer being a lonely loser.
Great times.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:47, Share, Reply)
The highlight was meeting Warwick Davis, I bought his book, he signed it, we chatted.
Also my brother took a photo of us though he couldn't work my phone and the flash come on in Warwick's eyeball, he said 'I feel like I'm being interrogated'
HAHAHA, he's a cool dude.
The other highlight was seeing Danny Dyer being a lonely loser.
Great times.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:47, Share, Reply)
I don't think men should cosplay, they always look like douches.
That said, when we were there we saw a guy dressed as the Joker from the Dark Knight in his nurses uniform, he was spot on.
Also we saw about six different Batmen of various sizes.
Fun shit.
So, I've just contradicted myslef, but I am an asshole, so, you know.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:54, Share, Reply)
That said, when we were there we saw a guy dressed as the Joker from the Dark Knight in his nurses uniform, he was spot on.
Also we saw about six different Batmen of various sizes.
Fun shit.
So, I've just contradicted myslef, but I am an asshole, so, you know.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:54, Share, Reply)
Ive got no problem with cosplay
But yeah, wimmins cosplaying is usually loads better due to boobs n stuff.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:59, Share, Reply)
But yeah, wimmins cosplaying is usually loads better due to boobs n stuff.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:59, Share, Reply)
Yes, we all like tits, I just think women always look more convincing.
As opposed to some spacker wearing a Captain America outfit, maybe because wimmins are used to dressing up...hmm..I shall give this further thought and research.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:04, Share, Reply)
As opposed to some spacker wearing a Captain America outfit, maybe because wimmins are used to dressing up...hmm..I shall give this further thought and research.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:04, Share, Reply)
A friend recently commented on my Facebook profile photo: "Cool, you'd make a good Child Catcher"
So I'll dress up as whatever the fuck I want, as it seems the only way is up.
::EDIT:: I should add I wasn't in any costume in the photo in question.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:57, Share, Reply)
So I'll dress up as whatever the fuck I want, as it seems the only way is up.
::EDIT:: I should add I wasn't in any costume in the photo in question.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:57, Share, Reply)
I always look fabulous in my Gary Glitter ensemble
just need a cosplay convo nearby
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:22, Share, Reply)
just need a cosplay convo nearby
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:22, Share, Reply)
haha
i knew something like this would be made - i was looking out for folks doing the freeze / pan thing, though there was no chance of it happening on the actual convention floor - it was rammed.
I had a table there all 3 days. Surprising how many cosplayers i didnt see. Wish the chap dressed as Rinzler came past. Rather good.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:50, Share, Reply)
i knew something like this would be made - i was looking out for folks doing the freeze / pan thing, though there was no chance of it happening on the actual convention floor - it was rammed.
I had a table there all 3 days. Surprising how many cosplayers i didnt see. Wish the chap dressed as Rinzler came past. Rather good.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:50, Share, Reply)
So many people we missed, I think we got like 5 or 6 shots on the convention floor.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:52, Share, Reply)
jesus christ
each to their own, but fuck me that's a whole hall full of tragic
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:00, Share, Reply)
each to their own, but fuck me that's a whole hall full of tragic
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:00, Share, Reply)
2:50
That is all.
Nicely edited video. What did you dress up as?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:09, Share, Reply)
That is all.
Nicely edited video. What did you dress up as?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:09, Share, Reply)
Bloody hell!
Some of those cozzies are *remarkably* well done. Things have come a long way from a couple of binbags and a bedsheet!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:01, Share, Reply)
Some of those cozzies are *remarkably* well done. Things have come a long way from a couple of binbags and a bedsheet!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:01, Share, Reply)
i was there on the sunday
seemed most of the good cosplay had left by then :(
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:16, Share, Reply)
seemed most of the good cosplay had left by then :(
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:16, Share, Reply)
I agree that this stuff is a bit sad
But having said that the lady at the beginning dressed as Daphne from Scooby Doo really did tick a lot of boxes...
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:09, Share, Reply)
But having said that the lady at the beginning dressed as Daphne from Scooby Doo really did tick a lot of boxes...
( , Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:09, Share, Reply)
When I grow up
I'm going to bovine university
*edit* and from a quick google www.bovineuniversity.tvheaven.com/sounds.html Ralph sounds, yay!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:11, Share, Reply)
I'm going to bovine university
*edit* and from a quick google www.bovineuniversity.tvheaven.com/sounds.html Ralph sounds, yay!
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:11, Share, Reply)
It missed out my favourite bit where the crocodile eats the gorilla!
Edit: videosift.com/video/Troy-McClure-stars-in-MEAT-YOU sorry for the bad quality
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:19, Share, Reply)
Edit: videosift.com/video/Troy-McClure-stars-in-MEAT-YOU sorry for the bad quality
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:19, Share, Reply)
One of my fave Simpsons bits EVER
Though this appears to be missing the illustartion of the food chain, with the crocodile eating the gorilla
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:30, Share, Reply)
Though this appears to be missing the illustartion of the food chain, with the crocodile eating the gorilla
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:30, Share, Reply)
If we were never to eat animals
Why do they taste of tasty meat?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:33, Share, Reply)
Why do they taste of tasty meat?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:33, Share, Reply)
Brocolli tastes like brocolli
Meat tastes like murder
And murder tastes pretty fucking good
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:49, Share, Reply)
Meat tastes like murder
And murder tastes pretty fucking good
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:49, Share, Reply)
The 3rd Annual Greenwich Charity Pantomime Horse Race 2012 (in aid of Demelza Chldren's Hospice)
Please help spread the word on this folks. This charity race which myself and a few other fellow B3TAn's have put on over the last few years are looking to raise 10k this year (Sunday 23rd December) for Demelza Children's Hospice. I have planned 3 other events that weekend including a Charity Auction and a Charity Gig with 'Not' The Rolling Stones headlining and the Conterfelt Beatles Supporting. more details via www.pantohorsrace.org. Thanks all the continuing support folks.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:53, Share, Reply)
Please help spread the word on this folks. This charity race which myself and a few other fellow B3TAn's have put on over the last few years are looking to raise 10k this year (Sunday 23rd December) for Demelza Children's Hospice. I have planned 3 other events that weekend including a Charity Auction and a Charity Gig with 'Not' The Rolling Stones headlining and the Conterfelt Beatles Supporting. more details via www.pantohorsrace.org. Thanks all the continuing support folks.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:53, Share, Reply)
Starforge
Had a go on this when Dogbomb reviewed the Alpha vesion.
Was a lot of fun but needed structure, this seems like a more polished version.
Bloody ambitious project for an indie team but could be a fun experience.
They're looking for donations but there's a free demo to try out.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:48, Share, Reply)
Had a go on this when Dogbomb reviewed the Alpha vesion.
Was a lot of fun but needed structure, this seems like a more polished version.
Bloody ambitious project for an indie team but could be a fun experience.
They're looking for donations but there's a free demo to try out.
( , Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:48, Share, Reply)
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