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This is a link post Pavement - Zurich is Stained

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post A great track
It was a flip between this or 'in the mouth a desert'
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pavement are brilliant, i adore them so much.
Saw them live once but was too young and thought they were shit, oh well.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah. you are lucky to have seen them though.
The first live performance i ever saw for about ten seconds was Black Lace singing 'agadoo'
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post My first festival.
All i remember of it were men with beards screaming at microphones (Pavement), Kula Shaker being shit and Blur doing Song 2.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love Pavement
They were criminally underrated when they were still going. Such a shame they stopped. Some of Malkmus's solo stuff is good, but not in the same league.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a link post [MOD EDIT - NOT for cat lovers or SFW, please label your images appropriately] NSFW
imgur.com/a/TKn3q

Edit: When someone ignores you do you not get to see their posts as well or did Tusk just delete his comment?

Edit: I guess I can't see his comments any more.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dude!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations mr. Bosch
You are the very first person on here that made it on my ignore list.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Likewise
also going on ignore, dont really need to see that on here.

And so people know, its a cat with no face. Not pretty.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahh
thanks for the warning :/
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post grim

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least not everyone here is a ponce.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i'm just your typical nonce.
Erm...
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Find this user and kill him slowly.
Mod edit please, remove this shit and that shithead.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Fucking 4chan death-wanker fucker
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post overreacting much?
When channel 4 broadcast one of those documentaries like 'the boy with 12 arses for a face' or something, do channel 4 and all its employees deserve to die slowly?

Its not like bosch personally removed the face of said cat and posted it on here for his amusement.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grateful for the warnings

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck?
Are you a cunt or something?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What an ugly cunt.
(poor thing)
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is the story here?
What happened to the cat's face?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hit by a car.
It's alive and well.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post See?
It's as good as any other.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next time just write what it is.
I've almost not clicked due to description.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post meh
Like most people, I imagine, I've seen plenty worse things on the internet.
Posting it here does make you look a massive twat, though.
Judging from your profile, I imagine that's the point.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off.
I'm not a troll.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why so harsh?
www.b3ta.com/questions/quitters/post164203
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I first joined b3ta this cat (or one with a similar condition) was all over /board
People were hailing it as the cutest thing ever. I guess times have changed.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. Your thinking of this guy.

Yeah yeah Tabs, "You're"
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post There should be a comma between 'yeah' & 'Tabs'.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Clicks to see what all the fuss is about....*
Oh dear god no. It's like a kitty version of the Predator.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
^
Ha ha
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why did I click that just before going to bed?

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
Why have you posted this? Secondly, what happened to this poor animal?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Going by the comments
I'm not clicking that. Nope.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/882414
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You scrunted him?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The second person i've Scrunted on this very link.
Man, i feel like a proper cunt doing it though, i honestly don't know how you sleep at night.

Edit: Your reply is GC, BTW.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHIT IS GONNA GO DOWN!!!
emergency funny picture

Happy bonfire night GUYS! (see what I did there?)



(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy bonfire night Skelbo, it's bloody loud around here.
Don't know if it's the post office being robbed at gunpoint or fireworks being let off.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably Tabs' flatulent arsehole carrying on the breeze, grab yourself a gas mask.

Happy bangy stuff night!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *reconsiders sparking up Marlboro*

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phew. Scrunt will come after you now and not me.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post He never forgets.
Make sure you lock your doors tonight.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
:(
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post rather good that
well found and have a click
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, just read it again and it just gets more and more mental - I was laughing a lot.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having actually known the beardy one it all looks about right.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Eating loudly in the library
I usually hesitate in posting these obvious set ups, but this one gave me the cringe factor as it made me remember my college days. Goes on a bit long...
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i can imagine you being that annoying.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least it's not wanking loudly in the library....

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what Bready was really imagining about me...

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post *activates stealth mode*

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post wanking silently is more creepy

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post wanking silently whilst only wearing socks and a balaclava is even more creepy

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, this is awkward.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but if you don't want to wake the missus ...

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would be more pissed at the person who brought their baby to the library

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have obviously never witnessed rhyme time.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, what? It is a Librababy?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! No it is a mother and baby session they have at libraries, they all sing songs and swap diseases.
My local library has it on a tuesday, leo the fucking lion can piss off, and NO I WILL NOT CLAP, WAVE, WHISPER OR OTHERWISE THE FUCKING WORD HELLO!.

BaC
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ICK!
I remember a local coffee shop started doing baby milk warming and had kids movies on all the time.
They made an otherwise nice place into a lactating nightmare. Plus the street was cobbled! Terrible parenting!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post UGH.
Absolutely GRIM.

hello!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is that
crispy cock shaped thing the blonde kid keeps munching on?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Yes, it's bargain hunt.
But there's a snicker moment at the end of it.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post So what car have you got then?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post A broken one.
If you must know, an X308.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post :( Nice ride.
I hope it doesn't turn out to be an ex X308
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think he meant xbox not x308

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Posh!
What's the registration plate number, VIN number and car colour?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dude, you will never cut and shut your fiesta to look like a Jag.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that when it was on tv
do I win a prize?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, you win the rest of the boards pity.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay! it's the best news I've had for weeks!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *hugs awkwardly*

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Dives on*

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post all pile on

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wahey!!!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhush you!
or Tusk will get scrunted in the fuck.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't,t
Edit. Fuck iPad and my fat fingers

Into tv's?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Tim's great and i can admit that i enjoy bargain hunt
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dawn! We've got another one!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're all here for you, we just want you to get better.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post THEY RENAMED THEM 'MARATHON'

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Cockney Romney
My friend made this...silly and funny.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! that's great!!!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds Australian to me.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
"your mum!"
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was well done.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Romney you plonker

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then Trigger fell through bar.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post :-/

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post And delboy made a face

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post He will win

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on. Props to your friend.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is utterly loverly jubberly.
clicks.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kudos to your friend.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA ahh,
got a real lol from me.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can almost taste the jellied eels.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it

(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Chris Rock's message for white voters
Funneh :-D
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has he always had such a wonky mouth?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post and why is that other guy always squinting?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist. :D

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obama is a cracker
Has Mitt Rooney O'Bama been elected yet by the wizards?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post So now I know what Jim Davidson would be like black

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I said.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a new definition of "funneh" that I hadn't heard of

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the American version of the word.
Like "biscuits" and "pavement", it's the same word but means something different to them.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Amateur wrestling career ends badly for one out of shape wrestler

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god no, that was horrid (and I don't mean the announcer)
Why do they carry on? Jeez Louise.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The whole thing seemed like the wrestlers were bored to death
I suppose that is what you get in the bush leagues.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe they carried on
What bellends!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post OUCH

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bonk!
Well goodnight Irene.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fuck!?!
Call an ambulance, the other wrestler may as well have been taking advantage of a drunk teenager who had passed out on the sofa, it all stank of desperation on his part.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post So proclaims the expert!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Careful.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOOooosh!!!!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post so how many vertebrae did he fracture?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just the top and bottom half.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was all braced for that to be horrible
and I still squeaked pulled my knees up to my chest. Fuck off wrestling. Fuck off.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ouchies.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell,
Why didn't the ref stop the match? He was clearly offside.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Today is the day I learned my lesson......
I read the posts FIRST and decided not to click the link.


*on the assumption it was very ouchy and would only be acceptable with a You Been Framed laughter track added*
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trust me, a laughter track wouldn't do it, more like the theme tune to M*A*S*H

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sho nuff. That guy may never be able to headbang again!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just glad I read the posts.....
I've just lost interest in graphic vids of people being hurt and maimed. Plus, if YBF laughter won't help, I'm twice as happy for not watching it.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post The poster is such a loser anyway. Don't know why they keep him around.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this a snuff video?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a link post organ lols
I clicked on this for purely musical reasons and was then confronted by that dress and that corker of an opening line. Thank you youtube.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like there's three performers in the dress
Is she property of Jim Henson?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is some frock!
My Xmas party dress sorted.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine too!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you dare
wear it to the same do as me.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the hell not??? we could pretend we are twins!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post And there's an old fashioned wooden dildo right there in the preview pic!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The oldest playable organ in the world

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Older than god, but still freaky.
Lunch time.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're a cruel race, the japs, but you can't fault them on freshness

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah she thinks she can meddle with nature but then it starts to get the hell out of her bowl

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of those wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube things.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
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According to Harrington, he is overstocked due to a shipping error. The tubemen can attract customers to the owner's business, make presentations more interesting, keep grandma company, protect one's crops, confuse neighbors, testify in church, or be the life of a party. If the owner of a tubeman is African-American, a tubeman can also help grab a cab driver's attention.
Advertisement script Edit

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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!
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(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am so with you on this
How do I invest?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post or even
Intergalaktischeprotonengetriebeneelektrischewackelarmwerbedruiden
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YfdiTaTq50
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Salt on Frogs Legs
is supposedly how we learnt about electrical conductance via nerves - Luigi Galvani if my memory serves me correct.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Correct!!!! I read that too!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Rally in Forest

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That one's for lightweights
Pike's Peake in a 910hp Suzuki Bastard 9000 www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y3OFf0ArU
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not wanting to cause offence......
but high speed on a 30ft wide tarmac road at 200kph is a little different to a 10ft wide gravel track at 200kph with nothing but trees to stop you if you get it wrong.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trees or BIG FUCKING DROP
Take your pick
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was emailed to me the other day, haven't you got anything new to post?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's some great driving
Hats off to him pulling that off with the other dude singing to him.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Orange forest is orange

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen a car before, I've seen a forest before.
Sort yourself out for fuck's sake.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Have you seen a grown man naked before?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pervert.
Edit:ooooohhh ninja edit! sneeky!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a good game.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a link post How To Light A Bonfire.
Happy Bonfire Night You 'orrible Lot.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a very stupid thing to do...
...but I want a go now!! Also well done to them for not showing the event several times in slow motion.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's bonfire night, time to break out the booze, set fire to your face and then get that skin graft you've been saving for.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right!
I have half a box of fireworks that I left in my local pub on Saturday night waiting for me this evening!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm mainly going to be setting cats on fire.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you stuck bagers up cat's arses ...
and lit them. You savage ! :)

Edit - BANGERS - bagers could be confused with badgers - which would be a sight in itself !
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You win this bet.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny English people
you wanna borrow my guns for tonight Bready? All in the name of celebration and personal protection!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're just trying to get somebody elses prints on them.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That worked a treat
only good thing about Halloween is that it provides a lot of used pumpkins for bonfire night experiments
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
used pumpkins children for bonfire night experiments.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That has 'cunt' written all over it ...
but it did look like fun though :D
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rather grudgingly respect this
Life without being downright stupid occasionally is very, very dull.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm an absolute idiot, it's brilliant until you find yourself in court.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The stupid things I used to do
were more likely to leave me in a hospital (or a morgue) than a court, but I have some great memories.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
But I don't have the great memories - too many dance drugs I'm afraid have clouded the mind :(
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine are mostly vehicle related.
Without turning this into QOTW. I once got hit by a tree branch while 'surfing' on top of a Transit van; that was a hospital job. Changing cars at 90 mph on the motorway by climbing across was a favourite.
Now my most exciting quirk is to walk into any one wearing camoflage clothes and apologise for not seeing them. Sad, I know, but I can't help it.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Walking into people in camouflage clothing and apologising for not seeing them, that's awesome, i'm going to try that.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sad bit is
I do it when I'm on my own, and then giggle to myself like Mutley.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh heh heh!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post this^^^!!!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're starting to sound Russian.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
I didn't film any of it.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids :-(

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's lucky it went between the many pieces of wood,
and not bounce back into the crowd.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, have a good one tonight, dad.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to an organised display in the square about 50yds from my house.
(though in my time I have had my fair share a bangers go off between my legs)
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, erm, have a good one matey, i guess.
:-)
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something that may amuse you:
I appear to own the only cat who is fascinated by fireworks. Someone let one off outside the flat last week & he was up on the study desk having a good nosy out the window.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strap a banger on it and see how fascinated the little c*** is.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's a gee-tarr?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post If my aunt had balls, she would be my uncle
never liked Hendrix
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post If your aunt had balls she would have kept you in her dungeon of love as well.
Just get over it already. You'll never get those 5 years back, so quit being a whiney little girl about it.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never liked your aunt, mainly as she actually was your uncle and abused me when i was a child.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace"
Yeah, what a cunt.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you listen to that with the wrong ear bud, you don't hear the lead guitar at all.
Damned rock and roll induced hearing problems!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post If Hitler was alive he'd be old this month, he'd also still be one of the best dictators too.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred his earlier albums, it all went to his head towards the end.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post no he wouldn't, he'd be crippled with arthritis and shitting into a bag

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd still be better at it than you.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
crippled masturbating arthritis sand paper a bag tab hunter's mouth
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Stupid SUV driver

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post very stupid.
and wow that woman is a bitch.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would not say the driver was stupid, but rather the airport.
The car couldn't have seen the plane at that angle.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post why blame the government?
what happened to personal responsibility?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that is why the words STOP are painted on the road though.
they know they are driving past a runway.
Edit: Morning Coxxy. i might be grumpy and slightly hungover today.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you see the Stop? Definitely not up to code.
This is what the law calls an inherently dangerous situation. In that case, landowners and proprietors have a higher standard of care to the public. They should at least have had the Stop painted in letters that were up to code, but also installed flashing lights and other indicators for drivers.

The pilot should have also been aware of the location of the road and not come in so low at the beginning of the runway. Those little planes don't need all the tarmac to stop.

Edit: Morning Miss F! No problemo. I'm imagining you will be up late tomorrow night too?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
Just leave it to the free market, it'll all work out just fine ;-)
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The free market WILL handle it.
Remember, the common law has been in place for hundreds of years. In the absence of regulation, businesses keep an eye on legal precedent that affects them.

There will be litigation. They will find the airport partially at fault, the pilot partially at fault and maybe the driver. The result will be that the airport will FINALLY install real safety devices and indicators and put rules in pilot's books regarding the road and how a pilot may not drop below a certain level over that road. Tah dah!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then the State should be abolished along with that pesky common law.
Coke & Nintendo should be in charge of the world.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post We inherited the common law from the English. Perhaps you have a point.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
english Europeans.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post The pilot will be found absolutely blameless.
FAR part 91, subpart B, § 91.113 Right-of-way rules:
Aircraft, while on final approach to land or while landing, have the right-of-way over other aircraft in flight or operating on the surface.


The airport operator, not so:

FAR part 139, subpart D, § 139.329 Pedestrians and ground vehicles:
In a manner authorized by the Administrator, each certificate holder must—

(a) Limit access to movement areas and safety areas only to those pedestrians and ground vehicles necessary for airport operations;

(b) Establish and implement procedures for the safe and orderly access to, and operation in, movement areas and safety areas by pedestrians and ground vehicles, including provisions identifying the consequences of noncompliance with the procedures by an employee, tenant, or contractor;


The driver of the SUV should also have her ass sued off for negligence. "I didn't see it" isn't an excuse if a cyclist bounces off your bonnet, it certainly isn't if a plane does so.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
yeah, the words could be bigger, and flashing lights would help. but that still does not mean a driver should not be aware of their surroundings. i don't think you can fault the pilot on this one either, his approach looked quite normal to me.

(and i still stand by my statement that woman is a bitch haha)
nah, i think i will pass on the tv drama of red states vs blue states and endless speculation and see how badly florida screwed things up this time the following morning.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post the last thing we need is so called 'authorities' telling us what's safe.
nope. give me good old personal responsibility and a pump action shot gun any day.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Balls, how about the driver taking responsibility?
He was driving metres away from the end of a runway, that alone should've raised his vigilance levels.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do all American news stories come over like they're talking to kids?
Duhhhhhh.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post does this really need answering?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This link tastes like strawberry.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's awful reporting throughout, in every respect.
It's only an exclusive inasmuch as that noone else gives so much as the homeopathic trace of the shadow of a sugary fuck.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a common phrase
or are you doing NaNoWriMo?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a link post After suffering a potential catastrophic breakdown on my car this morning
it's good to see I'm not the only one.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine decided this morning that a single light was more than enough for driving down the A1 in the dark.
What happened to yours?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bit more serious.
Potential timing chain failure on an AJV8 engine :-S
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, posh.
Jag/Land Rover/Aston Martin?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a link post London Comic Con - Cosplay music video I made this!
Hey ALl,

Here's a video we put together from MCM expo from last weekend.
Also a bonus marriage proposal from the day (didn't want too spam the board)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-zQRqQngg

Hope you like :D
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I took my brother to that about two years ago, we didn't dress up though as we're not faggots.
The highlight was meeting Warwick Davis, I bought his book, he signed it, we chatted.

Also my brother took a photo of us though he couldn't work my phone and the flash come on in Warwick's eyeball, he said 'I feel like I'm being interrogated'

HAHAHA, he's a cool dude.

The other highlight was seeing Danny Dyer being a lonely loser.

Great times.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got a photo and autograph of Brick top from snatch

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think men should cosplay, they always look like douches.
That said, when we were there we saw a guy dressed as the Joker from the Dark Knight in his nurses uniform, he was spot on.

Also we saw about six different Batmen of various sizes.

Fun shit.

So, I've just contradicted myslef, but I am an asshole, so, you know.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ive got no problem with cosplay
But yeah, wimmins cosplaying is usually loads better due to boobs n stuff.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, we all like tits, I just think women always look more convincing.
As opposed to some spacker wearing a Captain America outfit, maybe because wimmins are used to dressing up...hmm..I shall give this further thought and research.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post google japanese cosplay

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post A friend recently commented on my Facebook profile photo: "Cool, you'd make a good Child Catcher"
So I'll dress up as whatever the fuck I want, as it seems the only way is up.

::EDIT:: I should add I wasn't in any costume in the photo in question.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always look fabulous in my Gary Glitter ensemble
just need a cosplay convo nearby
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he have his pigs with him?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post unfortunately not
nor his jacob-cutting tool.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i knew something like this would be made - i was looking out for folks doing the freeze / pan thing, though there was no chance of it happening on the actual convention floor - it was rammed.

I had a table there all 3 days. Surprising how many cosplayers i didnt see. Wish the chap dressed as Rinzler came past. Rather good.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
So many people we missed, I think we got like 5 or 6 shots on the convention floor.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post jesus christ
each to their own, but fuck me that's a whole hall full of tragic
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2:50
That is all.


Nicely edited video. What did you dress up as?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Captain Cameraman"

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who's Ali?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
cant believe i didnt spot that
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post D'oh
stupidly put the first L in caps, :(
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
'Scooby-Doo ending!'
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell!
Some of those cozzies are *remarkably* well done. Things have come a long way from a couple of binbags and a bedsheet!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i was there on the sunday
seemed most of the good cosplay had left by then :(
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree that this stuff is a bit sad
But having said that the lady at the beginning dressed as Daphne from Scooby Doo really did tick a lot of boxes...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Meat And You.
Know your facts.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I grow up
I'm going to bovine university

*edit* and from a quick google www.bovineuniversity.tvheaven.com/sounds.html Ralph sounds, yay!
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It missed out my favourite bit where the crocodile eats the gorilla!
Edit: videosift.com/video/Troy-McClure-stars-in-MEAT-YOU sorry for the bad quality
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my fave Simpsons bits EVER
Though this appears to be missing the illustartion of the food chain, with the crocodile eating the gorilla
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post haahahahaha

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post If we were never to eat animals
Why do they taste of tasty meat?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brocolli tastes like brocolli
Meat tastes like murder
And murder tastes pretty fucking good
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a link post The 3rd Annual Greenwich Charity Pantomime Horse Race 2012 (in aid of Demelza Chldren's Hospice)
Please help spread the word on this folks. This charity race which myself and a few other fellow B3TAn's have put on over the last few years are looking to raise 10k this year (Sunday 23rd December) for Demelza Children's Hospice. I have planned 3 other events that weekend including a Charity Auction and a Charity Gig with 'Not' The Rolling Stones headlining and the Conterfelt Beatles Supporting. more details via www.pantohorsrace.org. Thanks all the continuing support folks.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Starforge
Had a go on this when Dogbomb reviewed the Alpha vesion.
Was a lot of fun but needed structure, this seems like a more polished version.

Bloody ambitious project for an indie team but could be a fun experience.

They're looking for donations but there's a free demo to try out.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:48, , Reply)

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