Yes.
We're mad for bonfire night anarchy here you know. My mate's parka went up in flames once. Mental.
(Fat Boabof dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:45,
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bold yin at the front there right next to it all the way through..."am no movin' for nae cunt"
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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"I've given them me 50 pence and i'm no missin a second"
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:57,
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What? Where does it says he's a woman?
Also can someone post a video of people falling down holes or something? I'm fed up with all the political bollocks.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:37,
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"Cameron must persuade women like Obama to win the next election"
(notoolsovernightyou're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:50,
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Has there been any response from Broken Coccyx yet?
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:04,
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No, he's probably sat on the toilet like Sergeant Pile's, holding a rifle and crying.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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...something involving a gun & crying, certainly.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:15,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:22,
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Crying and wanking
(smaggersLike a gibbon on helium, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:01,
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They'd look like that anyway.
expressionless droids.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:39,
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Shmuley Boteach.
Shmuley Boteach.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:28,
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Yeah, 'cos Romney's attitude towards Israel & the middle east was fair, balanced and totally-not-belligerent.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:34,
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I support none of them, if you're implying I wanted Romney
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:37,
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I wasn't.
Merely pointing out that Romney woulvd've been far worse. Some of his rhetoric aimed at Palestine scared me hugely.. Thank god he didn't get in.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:40,
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Yeah
at least Bibi Netenyahoo will be grumpy this morning
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:45,
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innit
you know, I'm beginning to think that the people who really are the biggest problem are the constant contrarians.
Just an endless wash of sneering negativity with nothing constructive to add at all.
There isn't a perfect party or 'side', because life is a bit more complex than that.
Most of the time, its a choice between the lesser of two evils.
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:38,
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Hmmm
I'm fairly sure Mitt would have equalled Barack on the drone strikes on innocents and the rhetoric (considering he's a massive fucking liar). Obama is probably the least worst option, but no one's saying he's a hero (well I'm not anyway).
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:35,
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Top Secret - Swedish Bookstore
I watched this for the first time in about 20 years, still very funny and this scene is just incredible plus it's got Peter Cushing in it. Some great book titles in the background as well.
(ERG1008is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:18,
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This film is so good
Or rather it's a shit film, but has LOADS of hilarious moments.
Rather watch this than the Naked Gun films
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:21,
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The "cigarettes, novelties, party tricks" bit still gets me every time.
"I don't have any fake dog poo".
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:33,
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Ace
I posted this on here a while ago, here's that scene played forwards:
I forgot all about this movie, must watch with my son tonight
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:26,
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Flipping brilliant
Cushing was not in a great place when he made this, so it's even more amazing. One shot too
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:26,
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In other news from the colonies
A couple of American states have voted to Legalise dope for sale and recreational use. High times in Washington and Colorado.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:53,
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sadly the feds will
step in and put a stop to it before anything gets put in place for it to be a reality, but it is a small step forward
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:01,
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How does it work when local and Federal law clash?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:07,
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they take it to a cage fight
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:11,
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*puts money on Mick Foley*
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:33,
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Number 7 made my morning
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:52,
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12 for me
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:11,
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looks like a CDC
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:16,
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oh god that was brilliant
i feel like having a cigarette now... and I don't even smoke
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:55,
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!
(quackpipeswings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:58,
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Widgywidgywoo
You've got to be a cunt to cry over a cunt not getting power, fuck me.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:59,
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alt: Have a quick game of
"Spot the non-causasian".
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:15,
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You're right
Blazers do seem to be the outwear of choice for your Republican.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:40,
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SAD TROMBONE
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03,
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The shape of the stage in pic 4 is ripe for shopping.
Well, making magenta, anyway.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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You could replace his feed with Waaaaahh Waaaaaahh Wahhhhh Waaaaaah and you'd never notice Suck it up Trump ya big baby...
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:25,
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"Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us."
no dude, we're all laughing at you, you ridiculous buffoon
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:53,
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haha
cute edit: also, obama won the popular vote, so i dont know what he's on about.
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:57,
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His despair amuses me greatly :)
Time to post this I think...
stupid drunk click
that has made spill wine that i should not be drinking at this hour. but the onion got this one so right it might as well be fact.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:12,
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I would have quite like to have seen the whole thing fall to shit under a romney presidency
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:40,
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Some people just want to watch the world burn it's fingers by mistake.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:37,
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Yay! They've chosen which glove puppet is going to take us into WW3
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:51,
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He advocated a military coup
then deleted the tweet. Sadly, he's not the only one saying that. Isn't that treason? I thought our American cousins took treason a lot miore seriously than we did.
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:53,
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I believe your right about that.
Isn't that Bradley chap former bestest mate of Assange charged under some treason law?
[edit] yes pedants, I misspelled "You're" have a joy wank and get over it.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:54,
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Christ, you're in a grump this morning. What's up?
Princess Leia stangle you with her slave-chains?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:22,
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BBC Breakfast was taken up with election bollocks and non-stop flag waving.
So I couldn't play my usual 6 o'clock game of "try and see up the female presenters skirt" whilst having breakfast.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:50,
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having breakfast or being stangled?
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:01,
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Which ever is more likely to involve porridge.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:34,
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Feck me!
keep your wig on
(SpinIts a thing., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:44,
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OK...
If - for the sake of the argument - O didn't get the majority of the popular vote, that raises two questions. First: Who cares? US presidential elections aren't about winning the popular vote anyway. They're about winning the College. Second: Would Trump have responded in the same way in respect of Bush v Gore? Doubt it...
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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i think he's getting a revolution confused with a putsch
(benito vaselinino not that one, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:22,
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don't putsch me cos i'm close to the edge
(tickleI was away, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:25,
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My parents have towed trucks up dirt track mountain roads in rural Costa Rica using their Disco.
Don't think you'd get one of those up the roads round their way :)
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:36,
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:
:D oh there is no need, at all. the disco will do me just fine, even with impending apocalypse. i was more impressed with the trailer, as that is just a work of impressive thinking.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 3:05,
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It's an impressive big ol' thing :)
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:12,
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I went to Costa once
Tamerindo Bay, best holiday I've had in recent years.
(ShinigawaThe milky bars are on me, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:01,
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Playa Tamarindo's a bit touristy for my taste.
Travel a bit further down the Pacific coast and there are some truly beautiful places, miles of beach, handfuls of people (at most).
And avoid Montezuma unless you like being surrounded by tourists all the time :)
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:15,
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Bronco Bama wins again!
WOooooOOOOooooOOOOoooooo!
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 5:15,
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oh.... is that why my FB exploded with vitriol?
i think i am going to bed. i made a mistake and defended Canada. i am now a commie. who knew?
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:16,
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I really really hope all those angry gon-toting nutters who said
they'd up-sticks and move to Canada if Obama won, will now be as good as their word.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:28,
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bit harsh on the Canadians
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:57,
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I'm confused
Doesn't Canada have health care and other MASSIVELY COMMUNIST stuff? Sounds a bit like being anti drug legalisation and moving to Amsterdam in protest.
(quackpipeswings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 7:08,
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Oh I see, quick bit of research and Canada is more right wing these days.
(quackpipeswings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 7:10,
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ok you have named an international atrocity,
but they do have some fucking amazing delicious potatoes on PEI.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:48,
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thanks for that,
now that will be stuck in my head all day. :)
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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I finally found something I could rest my cock on.
(JamTallons, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 7:39,
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I like this
but only because my friend had BIG TRUCK TOP TRUMPS and it was mindblowing to an 8 year old that there was a country with such fucking huge trucks.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:39,
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Too sexy
Who needs growly voices when you can have British Transport Films?
That looks like it would be difficult to hide under your bed
(gronkpanhttps://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:33,
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I saw you posting about some pulled pork you made the other day.
I'd like to try knocking some up but can't barbecue in my flat. Have you used one of the oven recipes before? If so, is it worth a go?
(Pig Bodine., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:37,
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I can't bbq here either
I used a slow cooker - Chuck a pork shoulder in there with a large bottle of non-alcoholic apple cider (seems to do a better job than the alcoholic stuff), an onion and some liquid smoke if you can find it. 6 hours later it's good to go.
(gronkpanhttps://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:51,
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Congrats on getting BO
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 5:23,
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The screen shows porn too...
This will be so many men's next web machine...
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 3:40,
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All they did was stick some lorrys together
how is that an innovative miracle
(auburnagain, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:25,
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aaaaw.....You kind of want to hug all the ones that nobody's heard of.
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:29,
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We... Are... The... Adequate, forgettable, Occasionally regrettable Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.
(Pig Bodine., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27,
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John Tyler looks like the inventor of Data
William Henry Harrison is either an incarnation of the Master or the Patriarch of Ankh-Morpork
Grover Cleveland is Stalin. Woodrow Wilson dated Edna Krabappel
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 2:56,
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GOLEM
You can click through to the link to read more gumpf about this but in brief 'The movie is based on the short story “GOLEM XIV” of “Imaginary Magnitude” by Stanislaw Lem from 1973.' It's well worth a dark room and full screen. Just stunning.
Vernon Reid is the shizzle.
did you know he was born in England?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:30,
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God yeah
He's way beyond most people. And no I didn't, where from? A mate of mine in the 90's swore by him. Menatal skills.
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I went to see them back in the '90s
Fucking excellent
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:28,
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I completely forgot about this.
(Sherbs, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:30,
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First proper gig I ever went to was Living Colour at Brixton
tru fax.
(Godzukineeds more sleep., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:43,
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Doug Wimbish
is amazing. and he plays a Spector. Which are also amazings.
(hotpissis very much liking your popping musics, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:41,
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Durex - Ur ExNSFWI made this!
For teenage boys everywhere... Spec commercial for Durex. [Not affiliated with Durex or Reckitt Benckiser]
Stick a condom over a kitchen sink strainer plug...instant dummy.
I've got all the best money-saving tips.
(John Q WagonwheelSpent, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:13,
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*Scribbles furiously on notepad*
(Fadgebadger(1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:21,
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Severed artery?
The cone-shaped tubular lego bits that you use to make the ends of fire-hoses or put in stacks to create a bamboo effect (like in Indiana Jones Lego) and which are also good for doing laser guns on space ships...
Say Hello!
Say it right now you motherfucker!!!!!!
(and this is actually quite good btw)
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:59,
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No
It's not good until they say hello. Then it can be good (sometimes it's not good anyway)
(Fadgebadger(1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:06,
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Fair enough
Why don't they say hello, though? That's what I never get... everyone's so friendly and just wants a chat, and yet they never say hello. It's almost as if they just want us to watch their stuff, but really they don't care.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:09,
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I WANT THEM TO SAY HELLO!!!!111!!!
(Fadgebadger(1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:11,
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ME TOOOOOOO!!!
ARRGGGGHHHHHHH. WHY DO THEY TORMENT US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:13,
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I think he's a non-answerer
Yet another disappointment. I hope he realises that I'm going to cry myself to sleep.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:29,
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Arrrrgggh.
I hate you! You bollocks!
(Fadgebadger(1 like), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 6:51,
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Silly name corner
Is it magnets? Is it meteors? No, it's the Executive Director (Resources) and Working Smarter Delivery Lead at Walsall Council.
(John Q WagonwheelSpent, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:30,
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I can his his name now
up in lights, lol
(------, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:38,
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Rob, newsletter
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:44,
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Ha,
3rd connection lols.
(lazygamerVS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:48,
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Seems like everyone in the world is now 3rd connection
(simbosanliked your link on, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 0:57,
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Brilliant!
At least 3 kinds of brilliant.
(Fadgebadger(1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:50,
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I knew someone with this exact name.
But he didn't live in Britain.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 1:28,
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(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:14,
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Nice!
A whole new horde of people to kill while they are waiting for planes!
(EmmonCtrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:07,
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I would, but I also hear Hotpoint are giving out free mangles.*
And Aga are giving out bonfires.
*I actually haven't really seriously played very much that's more recent than this apart from Far Cry 2, which recreated the experience of commuting better than most sims.
(John Q WagonwheelSpent, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:21,
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What the fuck is Origin?
Some kind of Steam thing?
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:44,
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Downloaded now,
so.. now what? Can I play online and stuff? I'm not really a gamer.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:10,
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That's like putting a head on a sofa and calling it a robot
The head and flashing lights are superfluous, and only cater to the chef's private fantasy of having an advanced android.
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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why are there so many robots related links on here these days
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:39,
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Because anybody who asks that question
gets turned into noodles.
(John Q WagonwheelSpent, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:07,
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oh dont be ridicusssssssssssssssssssssssssssdaaarghgggghgghghg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD NOOOOOOO!!!
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:41,
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