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This is a link post World's worst movie tie-in videogame
...earn camp dollars to buy cabin furnishings...
 (I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Peodophillia: The Game!

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post A very average 'horror' short I made a while ago. I made this!
No idea why I'm posting this really. Just astonishing how seriously I used to take myself. Bloody students. It got featured on a site but has since disappeared.

Ah, memories.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody students.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think giving it the same title as a Satre play genuinely made me think I was being clever.
Oh dear.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
i thought it had its merits.
 (itilliterate, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you :-)
I mean, the absence of a script was probably a telling fault but try telling that to an impulsive film wannabe Youf.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
i wanted him to appear in the back seat with a jump lead in his hands, mainly to punish your friend for her fake phone conversation about rising petrol prices, some things never change.
 (itilliterate, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post its good
but does need more catering.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post A decent sized catering budget is essential too.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say somewhere in the region of 5 grands worth.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that would do it, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the lack of sausage rolls definitely shows.
She'd have been a lot more convincing if she'd eaten a few.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post Teh Quo: Teh Movie... teh trailer
Oh lordy.

Also featuring Jon Lovitz (!) and Craig Fairbrass
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It was like
watching the twin towers get hit over and over again.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I really thought this was just a mock trailer
but it appears it's a proper film and that!
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post LIke most British movies: Trailer looks fun (ish)
It will be shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post Simple Facts that May Blow your mind
Some facts, most you probably know but is quite a nice video.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post they missed one or two
1) Cheese is made from dragon tears
2) Ned Kelly had 3 gall bladders

I'm sure there are some more facts
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ken Dodds Dad invented toast.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post With his dog? that is dead?
Something something... Bob Holness... Saxaphone....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Bob Holness fact:
first ever broadcast actor to play James Bond, trufax.
 (itilliterate, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Barry Nelson was first on American TV in Casino Royale
Bob Holness was second on South African radio in Moonraker.
/coat
 (Tont, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I am disappointed that no one allowed you to complete the joke. So...
Did he?
 (I helped save b3ta! pandiculator, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked that.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Go Cubs!
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post COME ON BARRY

(itilliterate, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 65 years between the first plane flight to landing on the moooooon!
so,it begs the question, what have we done in the 65 years since?
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We've got until 2034
Plenty of time to get to Mars. Pretty unlikely though because no one can afford it.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Landed a plane on the moon
Didn't you see those photos of a B52 in the crater?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked the bike helmet.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a link post The Best world Acrostreet and Tricking
Seems to be like parkour, but a bit more fucking mental. Music contains swear words and is utter shite.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats what happens if you fart and sneeze at the same time.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You hardly see any of those people actually land.
Tumbling show-off cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the 'making of' video
of all the fail videos on the internet.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
The flip over the walkway at 16 seconds is from a fail video, I think
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking this.
Bet there's a few snapped limbs and scraped arses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post that is nuts .
and here i was impressed with myself for still being able to do a cartwheel.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post show off

(itilliterate, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
get you, i used to be able to, and genuienly believed i still could, do arab springs and one handed cartwheels. my recent facebook posts from the hospital confirm that i was wrong.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post god
the worse thing is that sounds like a joke but people here know my facebook....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh ouch!
is that what landed you there? i would laugh... but we both know what happened the last time i laughed at one of your posts. :S
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how many shoes flew off
I suggest muting it and playing this in the background. It's not music: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=iplfWUtKMzI#t=97s
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I could do this
If they cut the clip just before I landed (face planted).
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a link post How to act like an elf
Thanks, expert village
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post EaC

(Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
elf Virgin
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Hungry Baby
SFW
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post Talking of footy dives...
Here's a few humdingers. Seriously though, is there any other sport where cheating is such a blatant part of the game?
(Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post apart from
Cycling. Horse racing. Boxing. Cricket. Or anything you can bet on? Nope.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(likeajackhammer, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
I don't really buy the argument that football is inherently full of cheaters. It's just that the stupid lack of video refereeing makes them more likely to get away with it.

I mean, I really like rugby, but I also accept it as a fact that most players cheat horrifically when they can get away with it. That's why in top level games you have to have a higher level of scrutiny.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post they aren't as blatant though are they

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post what about cheese?
oh yeah that's not a sport
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM
 (I_am_B, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post is nothing sacred

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This is just one of the reasons I detest the game

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, why on why do they not have video refs?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, why on why do they not have video refs?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Video refs have always been rejected by both the players and their clubs
The whole thing's way, WAY out of control. There's too much money involved for there to be any changes. I think refs should be the law on the pitch, no ifs buts or maybes, dissent of any kind should equal an immediate red card, a two-month ban and loss of salary - but as long as we lionise these players and place them above/out of the constraints of normal behaviour and their paymasters support them even when they're blatantly in the wrong, the game will continue to fester.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always loved the game (played since I was 5)
But this element is utter pish. But it'll continue if the culprits aren't deterred somehow. You can get red/yellow cards overturned after a match. Surely the opposite should be available for these big jessies. Slap a two-month ban on top of that and you'll start to see results, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but why on why do they not have video refs?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Then we'd have American football with a 60-minute game taking 4 hours to play.
Admittedly it works very well in rugby union.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post How football should be played
www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=y4CXY6TVBMc
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post or
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBv6t7nmIeE
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Billy Bremner and Norman Hunter. That is all.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post imply replace
all referees with Giants with huge mallets and give them the power to maim and/or eat players whole.
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this part of the game
its sort of a traditional sideshow - like the boxing in ice hockey.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post The santa brand guidebook (PDF)
This is pretty cool indeed.


(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post very good, clever, and true

(likeajackhammer, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This deserves more replies.
It's really rather fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on, hang on...
Couple of points:
a)Belief in Santa drops off slower than in grows? So at age 20(!) you have the same belief level in Santa that do you at age 3?
b)Belief in socialism starts to increase almost exponentially at birth?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(itilliterate, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
i like this
 (@feelwelcome Hello, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a link post Naughty Scrabble board in Steptoe & Son
How rude!
 (Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic.
First chuckles of the day.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Rape?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a link post Aussie "Royal prank" radio presenters break their silence.
Full unedited interview.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor buggers

(likeajackhammer, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Crocodile tears
Have they been given their P45's yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post what for?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post For killing
Diana, princess of hearts of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post POOR NURSE-WHO-I'D-NEVER-HEARD-OF-BEFORE-THIS-HAPPENED!
HANGINS TO GUD FORE EM!
 (likeajackhammer, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU BUILD A COUNTRY FROM CRIMINALS!

TURN THEM INTO A HUMAN QUADRUPEDE.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN HOUSE PRICES ARE LIKE THEY ARE?
AND COUNCILS MAKING ME CALLING CHRISTMAS WINTERMAS SO WE DON'T OFFEND THE FORRINS?!!!!! ITS HEALTH AND SAFETY GONE MAD.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post he only says wot uvver people are finkin'

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post QUADRAPEDOS

(speedevil, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh leave them alone.
It probably wasn't even their idea. It was pre-recorded and vetted by the station lawyers first so what were they supposed to do? Now their career is screwed.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post this is such obvious common sense,
that is seems strange that it even needs to be said.
 (likeajackhammer, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This.
When people were sending the DJs threats and insults, I was tempted to write a Twitterbot which Tweets a link to the Samaratan's JustGiving page and tells anyone who has just RABBLERABBLERABBLEd them that if they care that much, then they should put their money where their mouth is and donate.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great idea. More of this type of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the nedia.
EDIT media *fuck*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame Narnia

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hobbits

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post may the force be with you

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post which media fuck?
There are so many
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure if this version was as good as the one in The Thick Of It
The one with Mr Tickle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post HIS NAME WAS TICKELL!!!
A bit of an up and down series but that episode was sublime.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post If the nurse had been Beverley Allitt, there wouldn't be such a fuss.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
ahahahaaa
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post with tv pranks
like Trigger Happy, good old Beadle etc, don't you have to get signed permission (from those pranked) to show it? Is it the same for radio?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They
have to live with that for the rest of their lives. Just horrible.
 (ccc, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm, now everyone has to judge how sorry they are
and it's a very fine line between NOT SORRY ENOUGH and OVER THE TOP SORRY
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Erp.
-- this is what she looked like "before". Seems she's been hitting the cake pretty hard since all this happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Protip:
People who are crying tend not to look identical to people in airbrushed promo photos. #misogyny #thisainttwitter
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post people who are crying
generally lose water, not retain it.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel sorry for them.
Plus one thing you wont hear mentioned in the press due to the obvious sensitivity issues is what kind of psychological state the nurse was in generally. Not trying to discredit her, but committing suicide because you were the "victim" of an innocuous prank call? I just don't think a person of sound body and mind would do that. I know I wouldn't.

Like I say, I'm not trying to slate the nurse, but rather pointing out that the DJs, and their backroom staff, couldn't have predicted this to happen. I also doubt they would knowingly prank call a psychiatric ward for the very reason that it may affect someone mentally vulnerable.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is natural for people to want to come up
with theories as to why someone kills themselves, but it is usually rather more complicated than X so Y.

www.samaritans.org/news/comment-piece-response-sad-death-jacintha-saldanha
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ABC radio had choice words
they were denied an interview with these two today, not because they broke down but 2day FM

'told the DJs were only talking to commercial TV to try and please commercial media partners.'

2day fm producers = Caring Understanding Nice Types

www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-10/under-fire-djs-discuss-prank-call-tragedy/4419488
 (tichy, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post On one hand, a person doesn't kill themselves over one slip up at work - there must have been some other issues
on the other hand I want an example to be set that if anyone tries to work for 2dayFM they will be RUINED FOREVER.

Not because of this, because of other things.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i would feel sorry for them if...
the prank call had been funny. but it wasn't. so i don't.
 (itilliterate, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This feels like a joke...but I don't know how to be sure.
Best nuke it from orbit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
maybe a mix between joke and real, it does exist, www.catacombosoundsystem.com/ and seems to be pretty good stuff to
 (skaduskitai, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Just another reason I want to be cremated.
I don't want to run the risk of having Heart FM on in the background when I'm trying to sleep forever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post She can make me stiff any time

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
She's dead gorgeous.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a link post What a dive!

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha what a pranny - Should have been a red.


And an oscar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post would have been easier to just put it in the net.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post Quacker!
Phew!
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
Now for level three...
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a link post Child does perfect imitation of a siren
Ronseal
(B3taByter Meh, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Top Comment
"I bet he scares the shit out of his black friends"

I lol'd
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Crap X-Men?

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
lol


lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post best reply of the year award.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
wow!
 (skaduskitai, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post His dad will never find out that
his mum slept with Michael Winslow all those years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Are people fitting paedo alarms to their kids now?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Maybe fit the pedos with them instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a link post Fair play to him

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to watch it twice
Before I realised!
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post A band I'm seeing on saturday has a drummer with one hand,
he uses the stump as a drumstick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Are Def Leppard still touring then?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't there be a little stump mitten?
I mean, no bare knuckles, but bare stump bone has to be lethal. I also think the phantom limb power strike wasn't used enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor cunt.
Look at him. Imagine how hard you'd have to work just to get to that fight, let alone with a disability like that.

Is there a Mullet charity I can donate too?
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post You're The Best Thing About Christmas I made this!
Me and Right Said Fred doing a proper Christmas song.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very good
cricks
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Is the non-Fairbrass Fred also bald now, then?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that's weebl

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this made me happy inside
i feel all fuzzy
 (Mokoshne, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
I see the neo-nazi community like Christmas too
 (Flabberghasted, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh great stuff

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a link post WSD slippers - The perfect gift this Christmas
Is it just me, or do these bare a striking resemblance to a certain rather good demon?
 (EvilClive Insane in da mainframe.., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid it's just you I think

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Orders lube

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hello!
wanky shit slippers!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this on t'internet
specifically Popbitch, so I don't know if it's 100% kosher, but apparently:

"Back in the day, to annoy the Royal Mail, Patrick Moore took to placing stamps in odd places on envelopes meaning his letters had to be sorted by hand.
Eventually he received a letter from Royal Mail telling him that his identity had become known, and would he please in future stick to placing his stamps in the usual top right hand corner as he was causing considerable inconvenience. He responded to the letter, placing his stamp in the centre of the envelope. The note inside read ' Hey diddle diddle, the stamps in the middle.’”
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
.....and he touched all those kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a Taurus
would say such a thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a Leo.
leo cunt*

*I'll save someone the trouble.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah duh! I know!
haven't you checked your chart this morning? With Jupiter in Libra, the moon reflects Leo onto Taurus. Making your comments Taurian.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks chart*
Says i'm a cunt :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a scorpio.
That means I'm a horny cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks wikipedia*
...means you've got a 3mm prick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bit generous.
I'll take it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a Leo too!
Rawr!
*does camp lion impression*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
BFF.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this and thought of you two...

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone somewhere is lying.
www.b3ta.com/questions/theman/post761248
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Or
Patrick Moore was someone's Grandad's friend...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Warning
May contain Raj Persaud
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)

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