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This is a link post New Horizons spacecraft nears Pluto after 9 year voyage.
No news yet as to how Pluto took being downgraded from planet to C list star.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably sulking

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably plotting revenge

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that thing launch.
That was nine years ago? Now I feel old.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as bad as the probe must feel.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I see the pants I sent you fit perfectly.

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This almost makes me understand why some hate the West so much.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Selling worn underwear is more of an eastern thing is it not?

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Yorkshire?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "The item will be laundered before posting, as Ebay rules."

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post bugger
that's another £1.50 plus P&P wasted
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's answered a question I never asked:
"What does Fray Brentos look like when he drags up?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:08, Reply)
This is a link post Happy December b3ta
Get your spider on!
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS WISHES TO STATE THAT WE ARE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THIS DEGENERACY IN ANY WAY!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post SaELC

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post First the spider that loves to be peed on, then this. I'm afraid it will be a tough haul to improve PR

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Spiderman just made me gay

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)
This is a link post Taliban apparently fitting suicide vests to birds now.
4 Lions is quickly becoming a documentary.
Don't click if the sight of dead birds upsets you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll pump you full of Viagra,
Make you fuck a dog..
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post let's be honest
if the jacket didn't destroy the bird completely, then it's not going to be very effective. Unless they just want people to be shocked by birds dying in mid-flight?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering this myself
I can only assume that this bird was actually a spy and the bomb was just there to stop it talking if captured.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye up you unbelievin' Kuffar bastards! I'm gonna turn you to baked beans.

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Male to female transsexuals pre and post hormone therapy
A fun game to play is imagining sex with the after pics then quickly looking at the before pics.



 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fake and gay, all of them.
 (itilliterate, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I would hit on many of them

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *It's strange how every fucking one of them looks a wierdo.
*No it's not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Its the end of Trannies as we know it :(

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Good for them.
also, I genuinely feel bad for ugly girls now.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Better put NSFW on it
man tits ahoy!
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hip Kitty Nip
turns into that 'What's in the box?' Aged 24 deviant
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think most guys would like to become a woman
if it was easy, realistic, quick, and non-permanent

same goes for women wanting to be men
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post sure, I would sign up for a two days or so.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post A lady beats some meat to make some beats NSFW
Highish viewcount but CG says no.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Even better muted

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda put me off seafood....
and sex :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post suppose it hides the smell from that birds minge then!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
It was the last straw, it'd been a long afternoon, the fish weren't biting, and a fucking seagull had grabbed a sarnie right out of my hand. I apologise for nothing.
 (itilliterate, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I was getting slightly disappointed
But then he added the word 'fat' before 'cunt' \o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the only place to park for the minack theater?
Keep meaning to visit every time I go back and this would put me right off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post No. That's miles away,
The beach near the Minack is Porthcurno.

Here
 (I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ This
Also, go to the telegraph museum, it is ace
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It is indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, for the local knowlege
In return have my favourite boozer in the world.
plus.google.com/114752204454531392067/about?hl=en&gl=uk
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No problem
and cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have to try that.
I have always been partial to the St Buryan Inn myself:

www.thegoodpubguide.co.uk/pub/view/St-Buryan-Inn-TR19-6BA
 (DestructoLettuce, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have to try that too, will be down Cornish way next spring.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Go on a thursday.
The choir practice on thursdays, then retire to the pub to sing cornish songs.
 (DestructoLettuce, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The old guy really likes his pregnant pauses.
But overall, I was disappointed with his performance. First, of all the swear words he could have used, he was horribly limited. Second, the best way to get your jaw broken is thrusting it into a car window - never a good idea. Third, throughout he never seems to quite decide whether he's going for pathetic or aggressive. I give his performance a thumbs down.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
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That's because you're a cunt! Fat cunt!
 (itilliterate, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
And fat.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have turned the camera off and smeared him across the tarmac.
Cant!
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Pleasant chap
Seems like the sort of chap who's got through his whole life threatening to beat people up when he doesn't get his own way. It makes me sad that these people exist. Sadly I've served many of his sort in various shop jobs I've had.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds very much on tripadvisor like he IS a fat cunt

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:26, Reply)
This is a link post New Popeye Teaser
It looks unbelievably shit.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What happen when Jesus went to Mount Olive?
Popeye joined in.

Merry Christmass everybody
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, kids will probably love it.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Popeye always was unbelievably shit.

(DestructoLettuce, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think I've ever watched an episode
I object to them removing his tattoos and pipe.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I can only vaguely remember it
but IIRC it was all about breeding rights being obtained by winning fights.

Seemed unwatchably archaic to me when it was on tv and I was a kid back in the 80s. I can't imagine sitting through it now.
 (DestructoLettuce, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post There's one of them new space films coming out next year apparantly
the trailer looks cool.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post no
Just..no no NO NO

Stop it now plzkthxbai
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post So fucking sick of these "fan trailers" and "mashups"
I get it, it's Star Wars, its new yadda yadda, just stop killing it all the way to death by playing the trailer audio over some slightly similar shots from other films.

And, above all else, you NEVER cross the franchises.
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ....unless you're hiring a director.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post your gonna
hate this one then.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Verify codes are fun

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post double bugger

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Blakes 7

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)
This is a link post Big wheel.

(itilliterate, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
big massive wheel cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pleasantly hypnotic
and looks like a lot of fun
 (m.auron, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
hypno ero
lot of fun massive cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He should go upside down on concrete & chop his fingers off.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Like this guy? He seems to have all digits intact: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjcvTHLtAJA
 (itilliterate, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll be the huge gloves he's wearing
and the fact that he's a massive prick
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post How come his neighbours aren't shouting 'Get a job, hippy' out of their windows?

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Inorite?
here we are working jobs we fucking hate and this prick has a whole month to learn how to spin around in a big hula hoop.

Do hipsters get some sort of special government funding over in the US or can you really make a stable income from blogging and flooding Youtube with shite videos?
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Because they're at work?

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:14, Reply)
This is a link post For any and all heqavy duty Zappa folk
The 1963 Mount St. Mary's Concert - where young Frank presents his early compositions in extreme music!
Not Rock in any way - this is "Modern Music," but traces of this shows up in his later works.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post heavy
some strange non-edit thing going on!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Some other interesting marketing stuff from the middle days of FZ and The Mothers (etc.)
www.afka.net/articles/1971-09_Circular.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 1:56, Reply)
This is a link post Hot tub threesome ends badly

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hot tube

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Tubguys
Lemon Part(ies In Disagreement), Go-at-itse, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! sibid Carpe phallum, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 3:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Old enough to work as an escort, too young to drink

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 6:56, Reply)
This is a link post Treevenge NSFW
As it's December.
(I helped save b3ta! fenella gronda gronda rango, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(DestructoLettuce, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking forward to Treenado

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post Chris Morris Raw meat radio download to keep
before i-player stops letting us have it. 165 mb and watch out for shitty ads but, yep... it's in this thread from cookdandbombd. Don't let it install download software too, unless you really want that when it pops up too and tries to trick you by saying that your download is ready. I've downloaded the prog, it's exactly as the i player one and have no problems or adverts with it
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post There's some new Chris Morris stuff on Sunday, too
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04tm3qb
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
cheers monkeon
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
saved me a lot of bother and I look forward to Sunday too :D
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post Tony Blair wants to give you nightmares
Happy Christmas


(GeeFunk, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Brandow lives
Is she squirting weapons of mass destruction up his bum hole?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, looks like he's going it alone, no PR person, nothing!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone tell me, did he fuck off to America like Pi**s Morgan?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's sharing the back room of the Ecuadorian embassy to avoid war crime charges.
He's not slept in years for fear of Assange fucking him in his sleep.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "Come close to me Tony"..
..she whispered. As she forcefully pulled the troubled yet decidedly eager former PM to her bosom. As she had done so many times before, she tightly squeezed his moob and said "Smile Tony. Smile for Bandar"...

{Ok that's enough I'm off to bed}
 (felixcoen, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's his cum face
hers too
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They are only allowed to have it for 5 seconds at a time before they have to let the other have a go with it.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a pyschopath
swims like a psychopath
quacks like pyschopath
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post In all fairness it's not like likes killed lots of people......
Oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe like likes?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Gin, breakfast of champions.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What sort of person thinks its natural to put a photo of themselves on their Christmas card anyway?
I know DLT does, my mate somehow got one every year.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post David Lee Travis?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Have Clintons started making "Sorry I nonced you" cards then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite...
They have done Valentines Day cards for kids to give to their parents though...
 (Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
'Stand still Tony and smile, or I'll shove my lizard hand into your chest cavity and eat your still beating heart...XxXxXXxxX'
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/board/11117196
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:32, Reply)
This is a link post How to Remove Your Mustache

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Less creepy?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post thatsthejoke.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Got sellotape caught in my moustache once
I use scissors now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That air horn was amazing.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He uses it with all four of his wives.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post A deaf friend thought Nair would be a good idea.
(It wasn't)
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 6:08, Reply)
This is a normal post yay for Mehdi!

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post One man. One camera. One moustache.
One eyebrow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:36, Reply)
This is a link post Russell Brand "worse than Clarkson"
"More than anyone else, the public say Russell Brand has made a negative contribution to the political debate in Britain (46%). However a slightly greater number (13%) do see him as making a positive contribution compared to Jeremy Clarkson (7%). "
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, you can prove anything you like with an opinion poll of people you poll.
 (itilliterate, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how many "worse than Clarkson"'s there are in an "almost Mandela".

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nelson or Winnie?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You win some you lose some.
Inappropriate rhetoric costs points!
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Glad to see bono there too
 (sithemong, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:40, Reply)
This is a link post INXS - Searching
Never heard this before, but I'm impressed with the vocal. And yes, he did just pass a spliff to the crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post He so cray
Especially when he put the satsuma up his bottom
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post the fruit or the snail?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The region.

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post pfff
pottery
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks for the VH1 update again...
Its 2014 btw and soon to be 2015...
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry Mokus, but I have grown fond of songs actually played with instruments.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Its ok Mucos as a Merkin I do not expect you to have any taste anywway.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He reminds me of Jim Morrison
Before he became fat.
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 6:25, Reply)
This is a normal post By "do one"
Does he mean a fuck load of heroin?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking cock Brand is
Yes. A fucking cock.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *swoons*

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post If I speak very quickly using big words you will think I'm actually saying something intelligent rather than obfuscating.
Same BS that all those celebs who supported Occupy Whatever spouted. Banks are bad because they want us to pay back student loans paid to universities filled with political sycophants that raised their rates during the recession while everything else diminished in value.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post obfuscating???
You do not have words like that in Merka.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post No, but they do have "ornery".

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post And "Howdy"

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeehaw!
(And 'sidewalks' and 'grits' and 'fags')
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Dawgone! Would be used daily
Also, HAWT DIGGETY DAWG!!! *shoots magnums in air *
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine brain has being discombobulated.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop it, you're flustering me.

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 6:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was merican I would definitely say 'howdy'
If I was Mercian I would say:
Geþyld byð middes ades.
Frond dah feor ge nah: byð near nyttra.
Æt þearfe mann sceal freonda cunnian.
Nafað nigmann fronda t feala.
Beforan his fronde biddeþ, s þe his wdel mneþ.
Gd gr byþ þonne se hund þm hrefne gyfeð.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I say it to dogs, "Howdy pooch"

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 6:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have far more respect for MPs, Union Leads and general gobshites claiming to be a messiah of the great unwashed
If they all voluntarily took the UK average wage of £26,500 and donated any extra to helping poor people. They might then become more determined into fixing the mind bending lack of equality in the country or just fuck off
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know that I wholly agree.
I'm lucky (?) enough to have lived both worlds. I was an engineer and earned loads. Not everyone could have done my job.
Then I was made redundant and eventually worked in a warehouse counting things and loading lorries from 5 am, even on Christmas day. I got minimum wage and no overtime or extras. But ANYONE could have done that job. I was lucky to get it with the competition, and two real degrees didn't help me.
There is a lack of a correct pay scale, but there has to be a pay scale, surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Two words:
Pareto efficiency.
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
Thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Pareto had his head up his ass
Because he fails to account for wealth creation. It is not a fixed amount of resources. One does not have to lose for another to gain. Example, Bill gates became a billionaire by providing something people want. A lot of people became wealthy along the way. Even more people's lives are enhanced.

Perhaps a bit of silliness helps the resistance to reality go down. EconPop

And here

And many more, but I expect you are not really interest.
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes there has to be reward but not to to the distorted way it is now.
I agree that people who aspire to better jobs 'do' get paid better but working in a warehouse counting things and loading lorries is just as important but totally devalued. Do bankers who fail and paid more in one week you will ever earn have more stress? They fail but but get let off and paid more to go away quietly.

The gap between the two which capitalism is based on has become totally warped. Yes the wealthy will always say they worked so hard and any bum should do the same. But what if everyone did and became Doctor, bankers and lawyers. Who would clean the bins then?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You are missing the point I think.
Anybody can take out the bins. And that is all there is to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen Hawking can't.
Lazy cunt.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point. He would be a very inefficient binman.
With few mods though...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Where - you - want - it?'
'Ha ha ha! Bay twelve, please.'
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
I saw this on the old viddy box an' I fuckin' loved it. Like havin' enuff moolah to be payin' high rents don't contribute to the capitalist paradigm an' that. Yours jobs in the meeja is to 'elp the 'ard working peepol get their point across, innit. Hold on a minute, whilst I be stickething my finger wingers in your smuggy wuggy boat race countenance, lemme grab this 'ere gobby bird into shot, she's a bit of a sort, knawhaimeen?
 (itilliterate, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Worra cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post if you can't stand the heat get out of your exquisitely designed and over stocked kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
touched a nerve there
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice one RB.

The real 'cocks' are the ones presenting a tu quoque fallacy as valid critique.
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post caught on the hop there..
the correct reply should have been
'not as much as that cunt in there paid for his'
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no particular fan of Russell Brand, but I'm on his side on this one.
The price and quality of house that someone lives in is completely irrelevant to the arguments they put forward, and it's appallingly lazy journalism to raise it as an issue.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No it's not.
As I understand it, Brand was there boosting his ratings supporting people who basically worried their rent would go up, essentially because rich people price them out of the market. The interviewers' question was therefore quite proper and relevant.

tl;dr: Brand is a knobhead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post not a knobhead at all,
putting himself forward as the public face of a group that might not have been recognised could be seen as egotistical, i think it is admirable. if its cunts you are looking for, look at the two elected representatives who killed the bill to stop revenge evictions. real arseholes dont seek the spotlight.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 'real arseholes don't seek the spotlight'
Piers Morgan.

QED.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it is
It most definitely is. Your point is the every financially successful person is responsible for New Era doubling the rent on their properties to price the chavs out?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'ld love to have an opinion on this but that would mean listening to Brand for 2 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Man gets home to surprise shoot 'em up zombie party thrown by his wife and friends
NSFW due to swears (also contains excited girlish giggling)
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You should post this on /links

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Please see below

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post well I should have known that trying to embed the link was beyond me
But in trying to do that it seems to have stopped the link working at all
youtu.be/EAHIoSCd2RQ

next time I'll just describe the fucker in words...
"Illuminated in green night vision a nerf gun is pointed down an eerie corridor"
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Now that it's finally here, I actually quite enjoyed it. Good fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post you forgot
"... what happens next will shock you"
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That actually looks a lot of fun.
belated birthday greeting!
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:49, Reply)

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