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This is a link post Iain Lee takes a ride on the London cable car thingy NSFW
nsfw because it contains a couple of swears
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he famous, and what is "Periscope"?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's been in tv and radio since the 90s, does that class as famous?
Periscope is a streaming video facility that is connected to Twitter
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers. That has increased my knowledge of popular culture substantially.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminded me of that video of the old guy riding an escalator for the first time

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rode the Roosevelt Island Tramway in New York a few weeks back. I'm glad that sweary bastard wasn't on it.
Not sure why they call it a tramway, because it is definitely a cable car.


 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here in Merika
A Cable Car is one of these.

By the way, if you ever go to San Francisco - it really doesn't look much like that fantasy. Here is the Google street view of the same location.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 5:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a fucking tram.
I suppose it comes as no surprise though, considering the definition of 'football' over there.
And 'gun control'.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is powered by a moving cable under the tracks
So that is why it is called a cable car. A tram has a motor (engine or electric motor) and that is a world wide definition, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Samuel Jackson in Grease
For everyone who missed it on the popular page only yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post psst...
was on popular board only yesterday
www.b3ta.com/links/1387430
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post you lot are really pissy about reposts.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ almighty, who fucking cares
jesus
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post We can all be quiet until you are done praying.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh well
(oh well oh well oh well)
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was he in the Jackson 5?

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh why not

(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post because they all look the same?
Racist prick.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post What do?

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 6:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this...
... wot I made myself a while back.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsgPnF_juQE
 (SonofRojBlake, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Field Trip to Mars
So smart. Immersive, real-time rendered, shared VR. On a bus.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post very impressive

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Call me a geek........
...........but that is bloody good!!!
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Geek.

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic.
But I can't help but feel a little frightened by this technology.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post but
the effect is basically 2d. Move a few inches either way and the effect is like just tv screens for windows.
not vr at all in any way, pointless.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phenomenal!
... and I don't really follow why it's not VR.

I agree it's not stereo 3D, but with the landscape moving with the acceleration of the bus, I would think the experience is very real indeed. It's also a 360-degree experience in the sense that you can look out of any window just by turning in your seat.

Since you are moving, you would also get quite a good depth perception from the apparent relative speed of different objects. May not feel quite "real" but I imagine it's pretty immersive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I had a go on PS4 VR the other day. I signed an NDA but I'm sure that I'm safe saying VR IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Love it. It's technically amazing. But at the same time, I reckon they chose kids because it's not that convincing, but luckily, kids are fucking dumb.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Vegan rap music
Straight outta couscous
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aweswine!

(PintOfGuinness, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post But 'cunt' is still okay, right?

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if you are referring to a human cunt
If I were to call you, and I apologise for the speciesist language here, a "horse's cunt", that would be equine appropriation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck for that
'cos these people really are a bunch of human cunts and it need to be said.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I respect you and cunts,
Don't call bellends cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a bunch of stupid turnips

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
http://imgur.com/51J0jLV
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm suspicious of the bloke at the back.
The two pasty faced wankers who don't have the energy to stand up are obviously vegans, but I reckon the scrawny fuck at the back must have been chowing down on a cheeky bacon sandwich on the side to bust out those dance moves.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic case of nut rissole poisoning

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post This seemed to take forever to finish

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhh wow, mind blown at the stupidity and righteousness, pass the pork scratchings.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post "If you're vegan, I'll be blunt; I'll call you a fucking cunt"

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "But cunts are actually quite nice, whereas you three are total shites...."

(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post "As a vegan I would like to say fuck off with these cringe videos you total twat, you making things worse for us.&#65279;"
Best comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
Salutes common sense reaction.

Don't spoil things for everyone else: you look like a caricature of insipid vegan idiocy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was definitely longer than 2:24 minutes

Somebody call Stephen Hawking!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like the guy in the back has kidnapped those poor people and has their genitals wired up to a car battery and forcing them to sing

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got to chickens. I'm that tough.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post More by the same guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1firrLPGcGU

Although I have to warn you, you might want to claw out your eyes after watching this!
 (Rampant_Hedgehog He's horny and prickly!, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a link post The internet has made a landfall on the queen's chroma key dress.
Pardon my portuguese.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a link post the chrones disease song
it's no "imagine"
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would probably sound pretty good as a grindcore

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Labs should ordered"
Not comprehending
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Those wacky Ebay users are at it again. NSFW
Humour attempted, almost succeeds.

A tiny bit NSFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a link post have some Bieber

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah. Is he gone for good?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Edgy

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fire your tailor immediately and get some proper fitting trousers, you twat!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barry Scott would be proud of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please loop
And have it run for about 30 minutes. I have some 'shuffling' to do...
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a link post For you lazy sods, automatic ball thrower for your dog
Now with 5% more migrants!
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post either dogs are really dumb or smart to not care

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would say the latter. How great would it be to find joy in the simple things of life.
But humans tend to find ways to cock up even the brightest day.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, he's loving that.
Good on him. Or her. Could be a bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N0A2b7nbdM
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The little dance he does before the thing fires is amazing.
 (Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Genius bluetooth impant pitch on Shark Tank
It's the yanky version of Dragon's Den. This guy is totally fucking nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, now. That's a shame.
So when are we gonna be ready to crack on with bionic implants? I want my robot wanking hand!
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Five minutes in severed cock...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post she is saying
Your cock its this small
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post people of the future will look back at this with their bionic eyes and laugh using their bionic voice boxes

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Isn't this show called "Dragons Den" because they are fierce like Dragons, but also, in lore dragons guard gold?
So why fucking change it to Sharks?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because Yanks
Are stupid?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a link post the definitive word on the EU referendumb NSFW I made this!
Here's my closing statements, I've had enough.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice....
..the Rangemaster Classic with Chrome Twim with 5 burners, 2 ovens and cast iron supports.

A man can dream *sigh*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not going to lie to you
that oven changed my fucking life.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post that large burner looks the business.
Good for wok cooking I bet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a dedicated wok
Burner in my house
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Meat Loaf collapsing
And he keeps singing even after he falls, what a professional: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOuIygK22SE
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably took him out of the over to soon
my yourkshire puddings do that to if i am to eager to get them on the plates
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's probably
got a really soggy bottom, too.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more
crusty around the edges.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor maltloaf

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post that made me giggle a bit
get well soon big man
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sheer awfulness of his duet with John Parr finally hit him.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm falling Vic!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meatloaf doesn't usually fall
I thought that was soufflé.
He should be fine though - heaven can wait.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post You Are Two

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly disturbing
Let's just hope that cutting around in someone's brain simply turns them into a cunt that enjoys messing with researchers all day.
 (eax, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 votes and 1 comment?
How strangely apt!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've thought it would be massively inaccurate, but its not too bad.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Have some Freddie Starr doing his Vincent scetch
this one is from way back in 1993
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
About as funny as a child with cancer.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post he probably did a song about that

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is such a massive cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's like the original Bill Hicks.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post This keeps coming up in my YouTube side bar
What does it mean? I haven't watched it yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch and learn Stewart Lee

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a link post An elephant has survived
being shot in the skull
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's interesting it seems to have sort the help of humans
after humans shot it in the head, though perhaps it hasn't made the connection between humans, guns, and bullets
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post or he's a discerning animal
if these observations are anything to go by blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2014/03/10/elephants-can-distinguish-between-human-voices/#.V2PiqKfTXqA
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sought

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sawed

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a link post David Brent: Life on the Road Official Trailer
I know there's loads of fans of his on here lol ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this another one of those "really shit trailer to surprise people with the end result" campaigns?
I'm not one of the anti Gervais lot, he makes me laugh quite often. But not at all there
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a slow burner possibly, not suited to the trailer format.
Possibly.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good!
The jump from 30 minute sitcom to 90 minute movie is tough. The documentary style might help though.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a link post It's a guardian link however it is warranted to highlight just how low Farage can sink
There is no justification for this, just none at all. Anyone who attempts to justify it is a cunt by association.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post His issue is only with the particular man he's pointing at
and obviously has no problem with rest of the crowd swarm
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know he's not pointing to his favourite?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Notice the body language:
Farage is not looking at him longingly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadness in his eyes
"This one. He broke my heart"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see you've read Kay Burley's
Non Verbal Communication - Breaking News In Your Face
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The mans a toad.
Glad he's not part of the official leave campaign.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
When I see any of the leave campaign on the TV I just think you lying racist cunt.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post What sweeping generalization do you make about anyone from "remain" on TV

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Not going to bother to answer because you try to put up a straw man every time then back out of the convo if it is not going the way you want.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry old chap, real life got in the way and I had to go do parenting.
where's this straw man then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be nice if the Leave campaign disowned
him and his tactics, though.

Rather than things like this...
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boris-johnson-offers-nigel-farage-8199899
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it would.
Don't know how true that story is if the source is one of farages mates but if he does get made a lord I doubt 1 more loony there would make a difference.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree, he has spent his recent political life consumed with concern about immigration
It doesn't make him a racist, merely a bit obsessed. Unfortunately the waves of migrants featured in this poster don't feature white Europeans, because they are coming from countries where people have darker skins. The sort of wanker who immediately accuses him of being a cunt because he is concerned about uncontrolled migration are themselves a spastic, and a pretty tragic one at that
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a whitey in the bottom right hand corner
They've put the strapline over him, though


 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a Slovenian policeman to me
Unless migrants have taken to wearing body armour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's a latter-day Conrad Schumann
looking for a better life in the West?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Refugees are not economic migrants.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post not sure what point you're trying to make here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post seems self explanatory to me

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post well yes, your point would be self explanatory to yourself
maybe you could elaborate for the rest of us?
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely.
So you see those refugees in the photo. Those ones Farage is pointing at. They are no migrants.

Hope that clears it up for you. If not you could try reading something other than the Daily Mail/Sun/Mein Kampf
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Migrant
"one who moves, either temporarily or permanently, from one place, area, or country of residence to another".

Oxford English Dictionary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post How can you tell by looking at them that the're refugees?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's what the original photos were labelled as
Syrian refugees escorted to Slovenia
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Syrian+refugees+escorted+to+Slovenia&espv=2&biw=1062&bih=697&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiFtKnm7q7NAhVRF8AKHf1KBQ0Q_AUIBygC
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Getty images who source the photo label them as migrants
www.gettyimages.co.uk/pictorial/a-million-migrants-crossed-into-europe--ttZH-AuqoEiCjioKJVJdGw#migrants-are-escorted-through-fields-by-police-as-they-are-walked-picture-id493896788

Also the photo features mainly young men, was taken in Slovenia so presumaly they've already passed through Turkey, Greece or Macedonia, Serbia, Hungary or Croatia.

If you make the assumption their refugees then they've already passed though a number of safe havens where they could have claimed asylum. (If the EU hadn't closed the internal borders leaving Greece to deal with it)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't buy that 'not refugees once they've crossed a line in the sand' thing
They're refugees until they've found somewhere that will accept them. And it's ridiculous to think the outer countries of Europe should take absolutely everyone. Especially when the central EU countries have had a part in bombing the fuck out of their country.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the correct answer :)
No matter how unpalatable it will be for our political overlords, and for the gung-ho elements of our populations who whooped along to the whole thing, we HAVE to accept some responsibility for the absolutely dire situation in the Middle East.
The entire region has been a strategic playground for global powers for nearly a fucking century. They have played countries, tribes, religions and societies agaianst each other for their own strategic ends. Who'd have thunk that the outcome would be a region-wide bloodbath eh?
 (No6, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That used to be the EU rule but I agree.
However you just cannot tell from a photo if someone is an economic migrant or a refugee.

Until that distinction is made "migrant" should be an acceptable term.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief...
Why stop there? You can't tell from that photo that they're not cardboard cutouts, either, in which case no-one has a problem at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
I can tell from that photo that Farage is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a tad different, no?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are Syrian refugees
and were identified as such in the original photos.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Technically if they have passed through the first safe country they reach they are no longer refugees.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Turkey
The first country they landed at was Turkey. If Turkey's such a great "safe" country then why are people up in arms about the prospect of them joining the EU? Confusing eh?

The refugees (yes, refugees not "migrants", even if the correct terminology does make you feel uncomfortable) in the photo were trying to get to Germany, who at the time had said they were welcome.

It's really not a hard concept to grasp.
 (No6, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because that goat-rimming twat Erdogan imprisons journalists
Among many, many other factors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
Which is exactly the point I was making. Someone suggested that the poor fuckers in the photo weren't refugees because they'd passed through the first "officially" safe country they'd landed in.
 (No6, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was that me? I used the term "migrant" because it's neutral.
The BBC uses it also for that reason.

Also where that photo was taken they would have passed through at least 4 safe countries and could have claimed their rights of asylum under international law.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've no problem with Turkey joining the EU. If it wasn't safe how come so many people go their on holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post We have a solution then
You can fuck off and live in Turkey which you clearly consider a veritable paradise, whilst the refugees escaping 6 years of bombardment, starvation, murder, rape, brutalisation and excruciating deprivation can pass through Turkey to more civilised societies in Europe. You won't have to live near refugees and I won't have to share the same air as you. Win win eh?
 (No6, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know this sounds a little bit Dritten Reich...
...but can't we put them in camps in Lincolnshire and get them pedalling exercise bikes that are plugged into the national grid. That way they'd be singing for their supper, and we could make sure that the minority of rapists among them would be firmly under control.

[edit: Drittes Reich]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or, we could put ground troops into Syria and try and stabilise the region and bring an end to the sectarian violence?
You know, treat the cause, not the symptoms?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic idea!
Just like "troops on the ground" solved all the problems in Afghanistan and Iraq!

Christ, I wish I'd had such clarity of thought!

Oh, hang on a minute... Sorry... I've just realised a flaw in your masterplan... 13 years of military interventions might actually the root cause of the rise and consolidation of sectarian and extremist groups and ideologies. If only some people had raised this spectre 13 years ago eh?

Shit, I really thought you had the answer to all the world's problems there as well. HashtagSadFace
 (No6, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, so what is the solution?
We just empty Syria, Iraq, Somalia, Eritrea, Sudan, Libya, Nigeria into Europe? We don't try and help fix things? We just turn a blind eye to the ill and infirm that aren't able to make the journey to escape?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The point is..
That its not a simple situation with a simple answer. In fact, the whole scenario is an absolute clusterfuck and will require a more nuanced response than either closing borders or sending in troops. However, we have a media and a majority of the population who want to portray the situation in the childish paradigm of goodies vs baddies.
The problem is, the people who we call baddies were goodies not too long ago and the goodies were baddies before that, and at some point soon we'll be calling THEM baddies again. Meanwhile, outside the Western geopolitical sphere, there are other players who are calling OUR goodies baddies!!!

What is very patently fucking obvious though to anyone with a modicum of intelligence, is that 13 years of military invention has made things a HELL of a lot worse.
 (No6, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst the EU sat with its thumb up its arse Putin increased the numbers of refugees fleeing.
No side of the political debate has proposed anything that remotely sounds like trying to find a solution.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another minor flaw in your plan...
Soooo, we have a refugee crisis because of an ongoing armed conflict in Syria, yes?

You suggest we ESCALATE the conflict by sending in foreign ground forces, yes?

I'm just wondering, do you think an escalation of the conflict will:

A) decrease the number of refugees

OR

B) increase the number of refugees

I know its a toughie, but if you rub your two brain cells together for a few minutes, I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out.

(I'm a nice guy so I'll give you a clue, the answer is "B")
 (No6, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, there are only ever two possible outcomes in this digital world.
Clearing an area of hostile forces and having it under UN protection would in no way create a safe area for people to exist and build a life.

The problem we have is the world has lost its appetite to commit long term to anything and the complete mess of alliances and proxy wars means we are just turning a blind eye to the suffering unless it can make its own way to Calais.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post So much angry!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the same Turkey that merkal made a deal with to send migrants back to after they've risked their lives crossing into Greece?
[edit]
Merkel,
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
One of the most shameful episodes of European diplomacy
 (No6, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post and yet nobody is kicking up much of a fuss.
[edit]
Except for MSF
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36558694

Good for them taking a stand on this shameful fucking policy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post "If you dont agree, YOU are a spastic"
That's how every UKIP leaflet should end.

Do they have a eugenics program yet? Surely only a matter of time
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but if you took time to actualy look at the economic migrants trying to get in the UK
then you will see that the vast majority is brown black and every shade in between.
That poster is showing a factual representation of the people trying to get here, and as such it isnt racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
30 TRILLION MUSSIES WITH BROWN FACES COMING TO STEAL MY BENEFITS!!!!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've got ray-guns and evryfink!

(No6, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ray guns they can keep
its the dictionary attack that worries me
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice piece on this in the spectator
here :- blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/a-day-of-infamy/
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totalitarian idealogy best defeated by totalitarian idealogy.
>yawn<
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Put the Daily Mail and it's readers down as utter cunts then. They are actually trying to spin this and blame a Labour MP.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was a given.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Blood on Farage's grubby racist hands..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who's blood?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Jo Cox for one.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post whys that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
How about months of abuse online etc from racists from UKIP/EDL/Britain First for campaigning for refugee rights. The day before she was there in London in a boat trying to stop Farage's publicity lie. That evening more abuse online then the next day she is murdered.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "If people feel voting doesn’t change anything then violence is the next step." - N Farage
Not quite up there with "Whenever I hear the word culture, I reach for my Browning", but he's trying
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Typical far right tactics.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post He pretty much is falling into the blackshirt category of cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I thought that was going to be your angle
Ok so right now nobody knows why he murdered her and generally people on both sides of this bloody debate are respectfully not using her death for political gain.

However if you want to go on assumptions let's see what we currently assume.

1) He shouted something like "Britain first"
2) Reports are he bought a book from a white supremisist group in 1999 that had instructions for making a pipe gun.
3) He was a member of the far right Springbok Club.
4) He's suffered with an unknown mental illness that he has recieved treatment for.

I'm failing to see how you can blame farage for her death.
Whilst it's certainly looking like he was very right wing in his views farage isn't the king of right wing people. You might as well say cameron has blood on his hands for starting this whole process. Or how about the Paul Golding the leader of "britain first". How wide are you going to spread the blame?
Everyone who's been calling to leave the EU? Because that's a lot of fucking people on all sides of the political spectrum.

Yes the boat thing might have been a trigger.

What are you suggesting, we ban all protests and counter protests because someone with a mental illness might finally snap seeing it on the telly?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is that then?

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a link post i thought he was a turk, not ebru
Amazing art skills, you will never be blown next!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 3:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually way better than the usual flowers. Awful music choice though.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post btw, that's how you got marbled paper in those olders books

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Spiders Are Wonderful I made this!
(a picture book for children maybe)
 (dng, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spiders are cunts
A spider took my mum when I was 7. Drunk as a lord and decided to drive. No thought for the innocent lives he took. The rat bastard even had the nerve to send a letter written on spider silk to my father. Sorry?! Sorry doesn't bring my mum back.
So spiders can go fuck them selves.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 2:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have actually bothered logging in only to click "I like this!"
on this comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it actually a spider, or just a member of Team Spiders like Stuj?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats your best link 12 years have a click

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 2:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice stuff

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Epic lurkage!
Nice book too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very fine book, that.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post publish
excellent work
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I want to read the reggae one now.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:26, , Reply)

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