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This is a link post Vogue editors pissed off at fashion bloggers turning up to fashion week in Milan
I'm only posting this because it mirrors my experience as a hack blogger. Editors haaaaaate bloggers with a passion because they're not real journalists and they don't get paid.

edit: so when you get offered an interview with a band that an editor really loves they get MAD hahahahhaaaaa
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaah widdums
I love anyone in fashion getting upset about things. They literally play "dressing up" for a living. That's utterly utterly narcissistic vapid worthlessness. ...and yet they treat it with the seriousness of a quadruple heart bypass.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Have you noticed it's London Fashion Week once a month?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure.
I both work in fashion & have to walk through Soho, Covent garden, Oxford Street & Bond Street.

I'm literally unable to avoid fashion.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post They're all bellends
So I can't pick sides, really.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post All the above
Vapid preening pricks all of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Vapid cunts are vapid.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:31, Reply)
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Vogue like most print media is dead on its arse. So when billionare parents decide that thier oxygen thief cunt of a daughter has had enough plastic surgery and ribs removed etc they pay Vogue to get them on the cover. Without these patments Vogue and many other mags would be dead.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post whole industry based on sneering

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the idea that we might pay people to report on things
it seems a worthy thing (even fashion).

But shitting on people who are passionate about something just because they don't have perhaps the money, or contacts really just distances yourself from humanity. In this example though, I am sure every facet of the Milan fashion show industry finds these regular humans to be a hideous blight.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post space x plans for mars

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 29 Sep 2016, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't bother mate
Posted it here a couple of days ago and all it seemed to generate was apathy and outright hostility.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post dawwwwww
xxx
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Against you or Elon?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He could do with improving his public speaking
it's painful to listen to.

And that's without mentioning any pipe dream / hyperbole that spews from his mouth when he isn't stuttering.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Mars looks like a dreadful place to go.
A barren, desolate wasteland where the only possible lifeforms are bacteria and single celled organisms. It's the planetary equivalent of Yeovil.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 10:07, Reply)
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its no place to raise your kids. in fact, its cold as hell
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
I miss my wife
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post She says hi

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you hear her?
I'be had my cellar sound proofed.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post And she can't really talk with her mouth full

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
full something stuck in her teeth
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post We all do.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Spay sex?
Well, that won't bear any fruit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the downside?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The bit that faces the ground

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i wouldn't like to go to mars
there's no atmosphere! ahgaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1402472
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :))))))))

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be a good joke, if Mars didn't have an atmosphere.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one who thinks this guy is a fucking loser?
All these stupid technologies, and nothing about human beings. I don't know why I decided to get a degree in mechanical engineering. I'm not interested in how fast I can get from one place to another.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist
Yeah, fucking loser.

(Tony Stark, by comparison, was born with a vibranium spoon in his mouth.)
 (SonofRojBlake, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post But
doesn't it help you work, rest and play?
 (Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Saltwater crocodile photo
Northern Territory, Australia
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 9:07, Reply)
This is a link post Build a wall, dammit!
Mexican beer company pokes Trump (again?)
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately
it tastes shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post I drove past this today on the outskirts of Melbourne.
You could say it's 'quite a development'.

I like to think it was named by a British bloke who laughed for a while before leaving the company.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 4:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe the same guy that named this road
See if you can spot it before zooming in.
www.google.co.uk/maps/@55.9216079,-3.1509258,18z?hl=en
Edit: Bugger - the @ is stopping the link working - any suggestions?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 6:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
fixed
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
and if your into metal work.

www.google.co.uk/maps/
 (clunk, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the best street
EVER.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard this street exists but I can never find it....
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5688697,-0.2197822,18.75z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x487610ee6b6e36a5:0xb72063681b67f21f!8m2!3d51.5671403!4d-0.2192896
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This the same Melbourne
That named one of its main roads after Batman?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ... Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post Nice trip hop mix

Facebook actually linked me something interesting, for once, some good tunes in here, many of which I don't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked but to no avait
No list appeared.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 29 Sep 2016, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The list looks like an advertisement.
I also scrolled down and thought the same.



Edit: When fall colors appear, I endorse traveling with Adolphe Adam's Giselle in your ears instead of any of the trip-hop samples.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thnaks old chap

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 30 Sep 2016, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I also think its because of the blockers i have running on my browser

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 30 Sep 2016, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice!
thnx
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 17:58, Reply)
This is a link post Smartphones replaced by butter
Like one of the things /board used to do when it was halfway funny


 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Was worth a click

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take 13 smeared with 12 and a side of 11.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That new wearable spreadable butter is awesome
No fuckin headphone jack but smearables is the future though
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Prison services around the world object to these new phones.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 6:32, Reply)
This is a link post Batman Vs Robin Vs Spiderman

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
holy drunken boxing batman!
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ive lost the link to your band page

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Not still listening to this rubbish are you? ;-)
Here you go
https://sorrycreature.bandcamp.com/releases
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Robin is fucking useless

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like in real life then

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Er...
Real life?
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Took someone long enough...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post KABLOWIE!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Batman needs a sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
If MMA was always this amusing I would actually watch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post Sevish - Sleep Deprived Cooked Alive
Microtonal focused act that covers loads of genres of electronic music, this one is Drum and Bass in the vein of Plug.
Not found much microtonal stuff before that has this range of sounds in the production (mostly it's one instrument/ synth patch).
(Melatonin, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post The perfect gift for him and her
Trump 3D tee
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Sep 2016, 18:23, Reply)
This is a link post Rip off of B3ta.com
They don't even sell Fluffy the penguin or Furtive the Polar Bear toys
 (plankton, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post They are just b8ting us.
b8as gonna b8

wish I'd thought of it
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
and Master b8as gonna wank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF
'We noticed that you have a B8ta blocker enabled'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I've met several great deb8ters on whether that helps the health or is more placebo.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post they're not copying us
....they have a newsletter for a start
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooooooooooooh burn!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah that's right I went there

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they were pissed they couldn't get b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post If you let our ginger fuehrer know, I'm sure he'll sell it to them.
Everyone has a price. His is 100 boxes of Pact coffee.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
HAHah I read a great story today here take a read, - www.theregister.co.uk/2016/09/27/narcissist_heidi_powell_wants_her_dotcom/

I have to say I ordered a Dash robot from www.b8ta.com and on the first day when I came from work I found my cats were hiding in the kitchen and afraid to come out. I looked at the video footage and it seems the Dash robot I bought from www.b8ta.com is a cat rapist! I rang up the customer service dept at www.b8ta.com and they were no help at all, they blamed it on bad drivers.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Our American Friends
call beta "bayta", and the eight works ok for that. I guess we mostly say "beeta", so b3ta works ok too. I think the Greeks go for "behta", a bit like the imaginary word "Alphabeta".
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'M B8TING

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's 5 better, isn't it.
I'm convinced.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to live in Palo Alto
and worked for many years exactly one block away from their location. I will check it out next time I am in the area (which is pretty often.)
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Another one!
One of my first ever posts on b3ta! (they went out of business a few years ago.)

 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 6:19, Reply)
This is a link post Who is the best Georgian Politician?
There's only one way to find out.....
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet another Labour Party Conference fringe meeting.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always liked this politician from Georgia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJpT_kQwkq4
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't he die recently?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's been gone for a while now.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post See, this is how PROPER politics is done.
No pissing about with ineffectual 'sanctions' and 'strongest possible terms' bullshit.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I see they have not yet mastered rhetoric
Without rhetoric politics would probably be a bit of a bar fight.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Thu 29 Sep 2016, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post Sassy Trump Hissy Fit

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post genuine lol

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Glol

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post scarily appropriate

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 5:41, Reply)
This is a link post Americans have gone fetal over clown sightings

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post If only they had custard pies.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I'm sure he has a little custard for you, Skippy.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Danny Baker?

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
God no. Evil clowns are better than Danny
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 23:09, Reply)
This is a link post Heston's Cannibal Feast I made this!
Made a new mashup-me-do. Hungry hungry Heston. We all knew it was only a matter of time...
(Cope&Dalton, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I liked it (although a bit too long).

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers!
 (Cope&Dalton, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I almost cried
 (Sherbs, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 0:59, Reply)
This is a link post Spoof Henderson's Relish Advert I made this!
Here's a spoof advert we made for Sheffield's favourite condiment. Thanks for watching, hope you enjoy...
(SeldomDiffer, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post perfect
in every way, have a click
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post very "dont hug me im scared" Esq

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Knew it reminded me of somet!

(LordBezzington, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hendos is boss

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post click

(fulcannelli, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought vic reeves found a new anti ageing miracle

(LordBezzington, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 8:46, Reply)
This is a link post PPAP
Why have I only just seen this?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This explains everything!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(TSLunch, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post great, another accessory for the iPad you have to buy separately

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I call GC
b3ta.com/links/1403185
he's dressed like Gadaffi/Liberace
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it must've been on here already
But I didn't get the repost alert thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post s'ok I believe you
though many wouldn't
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't actually say what the subtitles say he says

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a 10 hour version

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 22:07, Reply)
This is a link post Abortion Song
The Rubberbandits

Edit: the video appears to have been vacuum-aspirated
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this a lot
deceptively sharp social commentary
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Their stock in trade
Or whatever that means.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 1:22, Reply)

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