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This is a link post Dortmund bus attack not ISIS
It was a stock market trader wanting to push share prices

Can we finally classify them as terrorists now?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 Timothy 6:10

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, German traders are indeed dirty terrorists.
Not to be confused with our British freedom fighter traders.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Russian
He was born in Russia and is called Sergey.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Russian / German dual nationality trading in Germany = German trader IMO

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't agree
If you're born in Russia, you're called Sergey, you're involved in a large financial scam and you're blowing people up? That's got Russian written all over it.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That meerkat from the fucking adverts?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
They're advertising fucking these days? Where can I buy some?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thread-deleting cuntery is afoot.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what you're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post traderphobia
only a tiny tiny number of traders are terrorists. It is the traders who suffer most as a result of extremist traderist attacks.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's their own fault for not speaking out against traderist attacks.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post this canard again
do you 'speak out' everytime someone cacks themselves in a drunken stupor? Do you speak out everytime someone is sick on a night bus?
No, you don't. typical b3tard double standards.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I speak out against those things
But no-one listens because they are too busy cacking themselves whilst being sick.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post pictures
or it didn't happen
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Friday today, give me about 12 hours ....

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post no

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh go on.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "The BBC's Aaron Heselhurst explains short-selling through the medium of an apple"
Poetic.
 (immadme, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop blaming the profession of peace!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You're thinking of brokers.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post doesnt say how much he would have profited by
Dont know much about how it works but cant imagine it was very much if the stock only dropped from 5.7 to 5.4 and his stake was only £65,000
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking if his great trade is based on bombing a bus,
he wasn't what you call a great trader. Bombing buses isn't alpha. It's just leverage in a short skirt.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post On the basis of those figures he be just over 5% better off I reckon.
So maybe around £3250 to the good, which I'm not sure would cover the cost of the transaction or other charges.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post explosive charges for one.
I suspect he was expecting the boom to be more big badda boom and the price to drop further.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think he had the chance to close out his position before they slapped on the cuffs?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what "close out his position" means but I'm guessing it's some deviant sexual practise.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post When you short...
Your stake is basically the maximum you can make. You are selling shares someone else owns at today's price with a promise to buy the shares back within a certain time period and hand them back. You then trouser the difference.

The most he could have made was 65k.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That assumes the share price drops 100% to zero.
Under such extreme circumstances I think the deal might just be null and voided in the small print.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed it does.
Seems like a huge amount of effort and risk for a maximum potential gain of 65k.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I was surprised he could find a bank or fund to short with when his capital was so low and was leveraged.
Anyway, this game is about yield not the pound note figure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And now he can look forward to yielding his bum in the prison showers for the rest of his life.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, but it's always leveraged.
In this case he was trading options contracts - which are leveraged anyway - and probably trading on margin so perhaps a tenth of the contract up front.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
What I meant was he had no capital at all so he took a loan to even get the deal set up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post So really he stood to make fuck all.
He should have just mugged old ladies coming out of the post office.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post As I understand it from what I've read, yes.
Frankly it all sounds rather implausible. I very much doubt he was short selling. He was probably spread betting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post US prepares charges to seek arrest of WikiLeaks' Julian Assange
I guess he's served his purpose getting Trump elected
Either that or they'll throw him a big party once he's in America
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Trump is betraying everyone that got him into The White House.
First Putin, now Assange, watch out Farage!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The Republican
party?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he has something suitably
Bond-villainesque for him, like a shark pool in the White House basement.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's clear that Assange struck a deal just to get the hell away from Pamela Anderson.
See, eg., Kid Rock.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post I recommend you turn the subtitles on.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What the heck is happening here?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay.
Batcat is watching.


 (I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post :o)

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post So glad
I don't live in America. I'd have a gun or two, and I've had shot her a dozen times before the police arrived for crimes against the English language.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the thumbnail was Mark Kermode.
I don't know what else to say.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post it's ok stewardess. I speak jive

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 6:48, Reply)
This is a link post Dawn Butler: Full Radio 4 interview
For those that didn't catch her on PM last night.
Proper car crash interviewing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Move over Diane Abbott, there's a new total fuckwit in town.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post She's still got some way to go to reach that level of fuckwittery

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree. That was way worse than anything I've ever heard Jabba say.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There should be an investigation in to where these people are taught to talk like that
and maybe charges brought against them :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake news! Rigged MSM racket
How dare he ask questions like that?
Problem is there a hundreds of thousands of corbynistas that actually think the problem is Corbyn and his crew being misrepresented.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to switch off
Can just imagine Malcolm Tucker going fuck-shit mental on his Blackberry trying to get the interview pulled!
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you get to the bit where she accuses costa coffee of not paying their taxes then realises she could be in a little trouble?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No, my stamina for fuck witt-ness is less than it was
I'm so annoyed that this election is being turned into a de-facto hard brexit referendum and all anyone can do to combat it is send in dim wits like her
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post At least we'll know which one to vote for to get a hard brexit.
No idea what Labour are offering yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Eddie Mair threw her a lifeline there,
which she did "not definitively" take full advantage of. Aren't Costa Whitbread? I don't think a UK based company could get away with anything close to Starbucks' shenanigans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post She was simply repeating what she was being told to say over her phone

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post the irony is that if she'd just said "I'm not totally sure what Jeremy meant"
Then we'd see her as honest and a bit dim.
Now we see her as a liar and a bit dim.

Good work politics!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post "I'm not totally sure what Jeremy meant" should be the fallback official labour party line...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Woof, what a back and forth
 (becomingbatman, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was more round and round in circles.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post she's just not used to thinking (and speaking) on her feet, many Labour MPs arent
Ken Clarke or Rees Mogg can blather on endlessly on almost any subject, pop a couple of jokes in, not really say very much but it wins almost every time against talking slowly and deliberately. Difference is a public school education, Oxbridge and a legal career
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll be the Rees-Mogg who suggested that the UK could charge the EU for access to the UK market
Blather indeed

Edit: Correction - that particular bit of blather was from Ian Bone
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post it's all presentation
He's mainly wheeled out to keep the lolBoris crowd happy. A comforting and nostalgic image of the gentry for them all to tug their forelocks at (in an ironic way)
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She's not some fresh faced newbie.
She's a career politician, has held many roles including important advisory ones.

If she can't think straight then she's not fit for the job paid for by the public. Certainly shouldn't be on the radio speaking for the party.

But well done for trying to excuse her total fuckwitity with class division.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the blithe assertion
that thinking (and speaking) on one's feet is the exclusive preserve of a public school educated, Oxbridge graduate with a career in law. Benny clearly has an extremely low opinion of state schools and any non-Oxbridge university in the country.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post in fairness,
it's true.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it wouldn't be if state school teachers tried to do a decent job,
rather than looking for the easy way out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fishcunt
 (Slacker, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm making no excuses for her or her party becasue I dont care about either
It's a fact though that debate is an acquired skill that is cultivated in sections of society of which she is not a member. When you say 'she's shit' you mean 'she's shit in comparison to all these twats who've done PPE at Gonville and Gaius' Well duh
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Debating is simply constructing an argument. Which is also what writing an essay is.
Why on earth do you think only Oxbridge types have such skills cultivated? Why aren't these sorts of skills being cultivated in state schools?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post why do you reckon?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Cut from the curriculum I expect
...along with philosophy and statistics. In the case of statistics not at A Level either.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Being able to debate is nothing to do with your position in society.
plus being an MP she has almost infinite time to study debates in action and potentially learn things?

For example have you heard Ricky Tomlinson in full flow about his Health and Safety crusade ....even if he is an utterly socialist nutjob.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not saying that all people from deprived backgrounds are incapable of talking coherently
Debate - building and presenting a point of view on the fly in response to questioning or opposition - slightly different set of skills to just letting rip on something you're passionate about
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Deprived backgrounds?
Would you care to elaborate on that?
Because it sounds like you think anyone that didn't school at Oxbridge is somehow deprived.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post quick check on wiki reveals she's the daughter of immigrant parents, grew up in East London in the 70s, didnt go to university
Do you think it's fair to assume it wasn't a particularly wealthy family?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Having immigrant parents does not make you deprived.
Neither does not going to university.

So let's get this straight, you're saying that unless you come from good Anglo Saxon stock and schooled at oxbridge you are deprived and cannot form a good argument?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it seems to have deprived you of something

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't seem to have done you much good though.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He might not be saying that...
...but I definitely am.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Maybe Ricky Tomlinson just did a lot of mass debating at school?
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but that's complete bullshit.
And if you think that then you need to move outside your little bubble.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ^poor debating there

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I went to a South London art school instead of one of yer fancy learning schools init?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post yes you keep mentioning that

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh sorry, you come here looking for completely original content?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Costa.
I'm getting my coffee from Starbucks from now on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty dire but at least all opposition are coming out to talk.
I don't mean the May TV thing, more that government MPs don't appear to defend their record on anything anymore. To the point where "We asked a member of the Government..." should just be on a permanent ticker.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is she on Mogadon?
Clearly out of her depth.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:03, Reply)
This is a link post Want to waste $400?
Some vapid Californian lifestyle cunts invented a machine to get in on the food capsule fad. This time it's for juice.

The machine costs $400, but it turns out you can just squeeze the juice cartridges with your hands.

But then, silly me, the CEO comes and tells us that "the value of Juicero is more than a glass of cold-pressed juice. MUCH more."

medium.com/@Juicero/a-note-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The device also reads a QR code printed on the back of each produce pack and checks the source against an online database to ensure the contents haven’t expired or been recalled, the person said.
The expiration date is also printed on the pack.
 (horrid, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post More importantly
It's DRM. You can use third party bags of pulped fruit and veg. This one is going down in flames. VCS are so fucking stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the part where he puts the cart before the horse

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where he closes the stable door after the horse has bolted.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit where he had his arm right up the horses arsehole.
*continues to watch All Creatures Great and Small on Dave*
 (AoxomoxoA, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What a wanky, rip off idea.
Stupid fucking vegans
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait till you see my new invention
Wanky coffee in aluminium capsules that only go in my machine.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws dollars at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post "Scoops up dollars"
"Calls George Clooney's agent"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Has somebody found an expensive way to repackage industrial fruit and vegetable pulp supplies?
This is probably a product that gets bought by the food industry by the ton put in a shiny bag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1433851
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I like, therefore I will click I like this.
I'll listen to this properly later as I'm going to listen to a bit of Korn to wake me up.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post there's lots of music talent kicking around this board
Someone should start a label
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of this lot could barely print a label...


Said in jest. I'm in an odd mood.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
blimey, three votes gets you on the popular board now? it used to be twenty odd at least!

(ta though!)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post There's only 3 people here now

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow !
made my day, week year...
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I got all excited when I saw this
- thought it was a new series...
:-(
 (835Rocks, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I apologise for giving you a boner but I'm certainly not going to help you with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I always fall asleep in MRIs. I would have likely crashed the car.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post you should try to avoid driving while in MRI clearly

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not my real dad.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *sads*

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft - they used 3 Teslas
They drive themselves, don't they?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly my point

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post Eugene Friesen - Shadowplay
cello
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you familiar with the works of Zoë Keating?
www.zoekeating.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Her music is better than her brother Ronan's.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:04, Reply)
This is a link post Gay baboon terrorises villagers in SouthAfrica, rapes 5 men
“I thought it wanted to kill me but realized it was after my bum,”, George said.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Doctors confirmed the men have anal cancer.'
Poor George.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Curious George

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
I like this!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post theswollenbeef
theswollenbeef
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post da5id
da5id
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that!
I like that!
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Bi-curious George?

(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't make a monkey outta me

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fadgebadger
Fadgebadger
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post "Doctors confirmed the men have anal cancer. "

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds true.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQm_8uoljWM
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "likes to grope and bonk human males"
I read that with sound effects.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2hA2LytWac
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a very elaborate cover story dreamed up by a village of transvestites.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post How could one resist that baboon with him striking such a seductive pose!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's common among primates.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:08, Reply)
This is a link post Zorba DDR
Bit of afternoon fun, that came via an earworm. Bascially it's that Greek song everyone knows in Dance Dance Revolution form for your fingers. You will not beat it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not beat it.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I beat it, but in my defense, she was pretty hot.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 19:53, Reply)
This is a link post Trigger warning indicated by the logo in the top right hand side of preview.
Two campaigning politicians speeches intercut without comment. It's like Melania plagiarising Michelle's speech all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Putin's thinking if it's not broke don't fix it.
Le Pen is probably saying the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit tin foil hat mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Tin? This is finest aluminium!
Edit
Are we at war?
Eurofighters flying overhead for the past hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I can hardly tell them apart
Which one is Jeremy Clarkson?
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Jez is getting his retaliation in first
it was murdoch boohoo, the biased boohoo bbc and the evil daily boohoo mail.
Yeah, cos voters are far too fucking stupid to be allowed to interfere with government.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Word

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Bernie Sanders also banged on about a rigged economy all the time.
Not sure what point it's supposed to be making.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post "It's the economy, stupid!"

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I see how Trump got so many votes
- rigged election in'it
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post One talks about the economy being rigged, the other talks about elections being rigged
The topics are very different, clearly not plagiarism, but the language of paranoia is the same.
 (emptyspace, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong. Listen again.
FYI Lynton Crosby is an electoral strategist and in that clip they both say the economy is rigged.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah at the end Trump says it once.
The rest are about elections being rigged.
I think someone pointed out to him that stating the economy is rigged when you are a multi billionare whose wealth stems from a multi milliion dollar loan from your Dad doesn't play well.
Jez is none of those things but being Jez doesn't play well...
 (emptyspace, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post One of Trump's many gaffes that amused me the most
was during a candidates' debate he was arguing that the system was rigged and to illustrate his point he explained he had made numerous political donations and if wanted the favour returned a year or two down the line he'd give them a call and they'd simply do his bidding. To paraphrase "The system is corrupt. I know this to be true as I'm part of the corruption."
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is Trump had a point here didn't he? And so does Corbyn.
That being said Trump is proving he is all in favour of "rigged systems" when it suits.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:57, Reply)
This is a link post Shed of the year 2017 open for entries
We are officially allowing sheds from abroad this year - but it's the UK sheds that get on the telly.

I have been doing this #shedoftheyear thing since 2007 - massive thanks to b3tans for all their support/sarky comments over the years.

You have until May 15th to add your shed

You can add your shed over at www.readersheds.co.uk/shedme.cfm

PS reply Two sheds jackson as I have never heard that before
PPS We welcome all sorts of sheds - the previous winners are here

www.shedblog.co.uk/previous-winners-of-shed-of-the-year/
 (I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post finally!
I generally refer to Arthur Two-Sheds Jackson but it's a bit early to get too excited as of yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The years are passing quicker and quicker :(
Although I guess 2016 was shite enough that my brain's managed to eliminate 90% of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/talk/8068369
 (Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Rachel Riley

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Good god, I'll bet she is.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You dirty old man. I admire her exclusively for her excellent mathematical mind.
"Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't."
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post But I wouldn't.
I just guess she probably does.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
I would. She wouldn't. I don't know if she does, but if if she does, I wish she would, for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not that I wouldn't because I wouldn't want to...
...but my significant other would probably disapprove and I like her much more than I like countdown.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I met her last week
She's lovely
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Shan't

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell me, she was in the queue at your local kebab shop.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Alas no
I had a chat with her after a radio broadcast
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'll return to my original stance on this matter.
b3ta.com/links/1434968
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon he done that. I really do.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a reaction of disbelief?
Or did your morning tug stutter today and you haven't cheered up since?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Not disbelief, envy.
Although it was a feeble way to express that emotion, and then with the lame ensuing kebab shop joke, I can totally see why you thought that. I really must learn to say what I mean ans mean what I say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
Always disappointing seeing a lovely post, only to have comments by Poofuck ruin the overall jovial theme. (And yes, im rather chuffed at my juvenile word association there. Ploppers)
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I would crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her
Jimmy Carr on Rachel Riley
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Steady on.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post What if the last guy fucked her up the bum?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I want her for her brains.
I wish to fuck them out.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Fog Day!

(ohidunno, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I happily listen to the soundtrack every now and again

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
One of his best. Did you see him live? Caught him at Bristol, was awesome.
 (ohidunno, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't. Was he doing his new stuff?
Don't mind some of it but the rest...
Just love his old stuff really, very atmospheric.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
He did a few of the new ones but was mainly playing the classics.
 (ohidunno, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That would have been class.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta muchly!
Ah that is cool.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
THAT.IS.COOL.AS.FUCK.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:47, Reply)
This is a link post How to avoid a C word
a story about an infant bovid
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Juvenile creature of the field

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Must happen quite often
if there's a need for a Poole Animal Rescue Team.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Four letters across
Clue: A little lower
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz
four letters
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post L

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Liam

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be LOUT
as well as the aforementioned lout's brother. You bring shame on us all with your imprecise crossword setting.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:12, Reply)
This is a link post Bunch of Kunst trailer (A film about Sleaford Mods)
WARNING: May contain cats
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I will comment
that I quite like these guys, just to see if someone tells me I'm a cunt and somehow brings Limmy into it.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Limmy is as funny as arse cancer. You cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you,
I came.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT
was lovely banter. Good show!
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *Grabs popcorn*
Admires bravery
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I simply lurve the Sleaford Mods.
In fact I think I shall pop their latest CD into the Bang and Olufsen in the conservatory and listen to them while I have my kale and quinoa salad for lunch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You're doing it wrong.
You didn't use the words truth or authentic.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
or artisan.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post They are so echte, and their verité speaks to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post These twats are fucking shite.
There.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking waste of money.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post At least she will get fed
I guess benefits wd b cheaper option
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe she might even get to learn something whilst she's inside so she doesn't have to mooch off society forever.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Usefull like tossing salad?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, at least she'll have earned my 50p that way.
If she's earning, she'll have self respect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Earning millions
The way mother did.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post probably about the same as a couple of hours of a barrister's undivided attention

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Cuts to legal aid huh...
I wonder who did that...oh I know it was Chris Grayling the Tory
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but the judge shares the blame here.
He's the one who decided to try and subsequently sentence her without her having any legal advice.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ask me my three main priorities for government, and I tell you:
Eugenics; eugenics; eugenics."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "‘It is wholly unsatisfactory that the system conspires against a vulnerable individual like this"
Said the judge who deemed the trial fit to go ahead and sent her down for 6 months despite having the power to throw the case out or give her lower sentence.

Anyone else get they feeling he's purposely thrown her under a bus to make a point about the legal aid system?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah.
Reading between the lines she was clearly a habitual, confrontational and aggressive beggar. The euphemism "accosting" was employed and this breach of the court order was apparently mitigated by the fact she had not bean "aggressive" (presumably she has form for often being aggressive if that's all she's got for mitigation). As for the "fragile and vulnerable", don't take that literally. It means homeless/drug or drink dependence/mental health issues. It does not mean she can't look after herself on the streets or in the nick. Nor will it be her first trip to the nick. I do think it's shameful she had no legal representation, but it was a cut and dry case of a breach of a court order for persistent anti social behaviour, so I really don't think it would've helped. Nevertheless it is shameful. Absolutely everyone in the legal world hates any funding cuts to that world because that's where they make their bread, turkeys don't vote for Christmas. But yes, she ought to have had representation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post But 6 months for begging?
Seems a tad harsh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, maybe.
But we weren't told how many times she'd been let off with warnings, ASBO, etc, or just how aggressive her modus operandi was. The fact that despite all his bleeding heart hand wringing and her being so very fragile and vulnerable he only reduced the sentence by time already served suggests to me she is more than a little bit of a cunt. I mean if you get remanded for such an apparently trivial matter you must have quite some previous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a cunt.
www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/14163483.Woman__preyed__on_the_elderly__disabled_and_vulnerable_in_Malvern/

Fuck her.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me.
What those cunts at the Guardian choose not to tell you because it doesn't suit their agenda. Then mugs disseminate the shit further without the full facts. Truly, fake news. She still should have had legal representation despite being utter scum.

Good work, detective.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The left are as bent as the right.
No judge in the land would jail someone just for begging.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ....
The Grundie must have forgotten to mention all that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have thought some how it wasn't relevant.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Would certainly have spoilt the whole Oliver Twist angle of their article.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post No

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post about £40k p/a, plus upfront costs like coppers and court. so maybe £30k for 6 months
she'll be out in 3 months on probation, desperate and poor, re-offend, then back in for another 6/12 months, £65k for a years custodial (inc costs). Then she'll be out, penniless & die in the gutter (£8k). Or she might go round a few more times.

So her last 2 years of life will cost about £100k, maybe lots more. (I work in the sector)

If only we had some sort of care system to look after the vulnerable and move them away from this cycle.

Naa fuck it, yay austerity!!
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, it was she who was exploiting the vulnerable.
Read the link Draconacticus posted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah, you're totally right, back to prison, that'll fix it
naa, don't bother with a (much cheaper) rehab or care programme

im sure she's of totally sound mind and does crimes for the thrill

yeah thats what normal, balanced happy, healthy people do, rob and take advantage of the vulnerable

there is zero chance that she is also some sort of nutter in need of care & support

prison, prison is the answer. prison works so well, people go in, learn their lesson, come out, BOOM reformed, productive members of society.

thats why prisons are so empty, its a deterrent, a deterrent that works.

good job you're here sorting things out

(I work in the sector. I'm not going to argue with you Prufrock, I know I can't win against your grumpy old right-wing bugger demeanour)
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough mate.
But just out of interest, did you read Draconacticus' link?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a fiver on 'no'

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What??!
He works in the "sector". You are worse than me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post When you say "work in the sector" which sector is that?
Do you mean the prison welfare sector or the aggressive begging and fleecing of the vulnerable sector? Because if it's the latter then you should be ashamed of yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Starting to look like
Tesco value 'Murica.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:58, Reply)

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