I don't know what to have for dinner.
I need to go to the supermarket anyway, so any suggestions are welcome.

Alt: What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:01, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Long thread etc
There are loads of police outside my building surrouding a derelict tower block. I hope they are there to shoot some squatters.

Bogies, disgusting nosed based turds or delicious manner from your head?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:02, 134 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight I've been infected with the MEH
and I can't be fucked to do ANYTHING apart from breathe and occasionally cram toast into my apathetic face. How do you motivate yourself to get shit done? Are you motivated by the carrot, or the stick? I've always wondered about that phrase. What would you replace the carrot and the stick with?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:11, 225 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It has just been brought to my attention that China is suffering from an exploding melon problem
This is the best thing I have heard all day.

Discuss.

Alt: food, I suppose. You probably will anyway. But you can only talk about food if you discuss the exploding melons, which are no longer classable as food.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 12:52, 217 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Serious thread is too serious
What is the daftest thing you have done this week?

Alt Q: Favourite lyrics from your "secret shame" songs. No fucking youtube links please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:07, 201 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

NEWS LINK TIME!
This ones good news for Chompy.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13436429
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:05, 121 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fine I'll do it then
Morning all, how are you all today? Hump day today, from lunchtime onwards we are rattling towards the weekend.

Question, question? Er,what A level results did you get, or for Monty Higher School's Certificate.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:55, 221 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning Wankers!
Tell me your expectations of today in three words.

Go! Go! Go!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:55, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have scary eyes but chicks dig me.
What dichotomies do you embody?

Alt- Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacy?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:32, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Now I am older than ALL THE PANDAS!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13423812

what small victory have you achieved today?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:35, 255 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The evening is here. Woo fucking hoo.
I am off to Leytonstone to see my old pal and his wife, and to dine on chilli sausages from Borough Market. How about that?

What are you doing tonight? I'm not asking you out on a date, don't look so worried.

Alt: If you could pass on an anonymous message to the lyric-writer for knockabout cheeky pop humourists 'CombiChrist', what would you say?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:14, 72 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tsk. 17 minutes? Must try harder
What would your superhero name be? At my last place of work we gave half of the office superhero names. Because we were bored. The daft cow who kept getting pregnant was The Incubator. My mate time with the flatulence issues was The Gasman. I was The Fwap. I would march into battle, flinging spooge from my wrists like Spiderman, crying out "IT'S THE FWAP!" in my best Ackbar.

Alt: Bumsex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:08, 231 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck this shit!
Fuck this shit right up. I'm off for a few days and I want some fucking silliness.

GIVE ME SOME WACKY!!
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:31, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13417930
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:16, 109 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Today is International Day Against Homophobia (IDAHO apparently)
Should we try to implement this on OT today? The downside of course is that it would rule out most of the chat here.

Alt: What do you realistically think you could live without? At a push I could live without chocolate - and probably also Guinness, but I'd never be able to go to my pub quiz again.

Alt Alt: Hit me with some amusing acronyms.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 May 2011, 10:26, 227 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you could go backwards in time and change one decision in your life...
What would it be?

ALT Q: What will be the pinnacle of your week?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:05, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FUCK

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:05, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got beer
What have you got?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:41, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening thread is here. All bow down to the evening thread and worship it's meaty goodness.
I have to post twice as much at the moment as I shan't be here soon. Quotas must be upheld.

What's everyone up to apart from posting on here obviously?

I'm waiting for the next thrilling chapter of Kerry Katona: the next chapter which starts at 8pm.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:45, 127 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is more for /talk people but feel free to vote anyway or just ignore it.
I'm only putting it here becuase I can't embed it on /talk

Which b3tan would you most like to fuck off forever





( WormuIus, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:33, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I murdered a kitten last night. (ran it over)
when did you last take a life?

alt: who is going to a festival this summer?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:03, 162 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In the wake of another unsuccessful Eurovision, who would you like to see representing the UK?
I vote for Dumber Than The Average Bear. Sympathy vote, innit.

Alt: Do we really need all those individual Eastern European countries? Can't we just make them be Yugoslavia again?

Alt alt: Afternoon tea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:07, 87 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Apparently Rswipe thinks I'm ginger
what completely wrong assumptions have you made about other b3tans?

edit: apparently my assumption that anyone gives a shit was wrong...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:47, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's lunch time
so let's have a thread with no mention of food whatsoever.

What are you looking forward to this week?

Alt: what are you dreading?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:14, 191 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OMG THREADRUSH
Since this isn't links, stompy stomp.

Guess who's back? Back again, etc.

Despite having never actually disappeared properly I felt the need to make a grand entrance. Have I missed anything exciting?

I'm celebrating my first day of being a temporary stay-at-home Kitty by cleaning the fridge. It was gross in there. Tell me how horrifically your Monday morning is going to make me feel better.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:38, 220 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I know this isn't /links, but...
i saw this and instantly thought of BGB ;)
www.iheartchaos.com/post/5468051248/for-sale-the-original-sweater-worn-by-jeff-the
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 16 May 2011, 11:03, 26 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning fellow OTters
I'm on the countdown to my (hopefully) final spine op which will be the awesomely named '3 level bilateral posterior cervical foraminotomy'.

Amuse me with your lolwacky hospital stories.

:alt
Anyone had notification of their Olympics tickets yet?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:46, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's my birthday soon
What are you going to buy me?

Also I'm having a party with some other people with birthdays near me, what makes a good party, what makes a bad party


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(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:27, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Best day of your life.
Much as I am fascinated to know your opinions on which types of cereal you enjoy eating, and I really am, why not temper the giddy heights of bran flake related excitement by relating to us all the best day of your life?

Alt: what kind of fucking bread do you like, or something.

Alt alt: sum up /OT in one word. I'm going with 'moribund'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:11, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I notice that Susannah Reid
is displaying a small, yet pleasantly teasing amount of cleavage today. Do you like Susannah Reid and her cleavage?

Also, I have not yet had any money taken out of my bank account by the Olympics people. Does this mean I failed to get tickets to the opening rounds of the basketball?

Finally, breakfast cereals. I really like Rice Crispies. Do you have an opinion on breakfast?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 7:47, 34 replies, latest was 15 years ago)