Susannah Reid
Is wearing a particularly slutty pink dress today.

That is all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:03, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Jeff the dog molester is a top geezer.
Those who disagree with this proposition postulate below.

Show your workings.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:23, 23 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

G'wan luv, givus a kiss, nothing makes me sick.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:14, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread to see my tired ass though to hometime
Which today I have arbitrarily decided will be at the conclusion of Noise Unit's remix of MSI's "Straight to Video". Any new music recommendations? I've just discovered Julien-K. Orgy side project. Worth a listen.

Alt: Pick two B3tans, choose an arena and weapons at random, make them fight and predict the winner. And their Mortal Kombat-esque finishing move.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:41, 171 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That thread is spluttering like Darth after the sixth stranger of the night "completes"
Anyone into photography? What equipment do you use? Who do you admire? What styles work well for you? hints and tips?

Alt: Kate Humble or Michaela Strachen?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:38, 223 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

just for Al
If there's anyone standing behind you at work you may not want to open it. I don't think it's NSFW it would just be tough explaining why you're looking at it

for everyone else, do you think pillow cases with the opening along the long edge would be better or worse than the current design?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:17, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK, I've done all my work now, the last 3 months worth of work is done. The constantly growing and shrinking buglists are down to '0'. All gone.
All that's left is to apply content and double check to make sure everything is working in all the languages (plus getting translations for the elements used.... russian, french, german and english).

I'm pretty sure it is all fine and ready to GO GO GO GO, and the work is totally raddly awesome to the extreme max - and it'll give me great pleasure to introduce the work to you when we're all HG.PUSH:LIVE and all that.

I got a salt beef bagal for lunch, fresh from the salt beef bagel joint in Cockfosters. OH HAPPY DAYS.

Also: www.cybercandy.co.uk/aaasmt/index.php/url_pmet3/xlc_1010/xdbc_cookie%20dough%20bites/dbtc_1/pic_1/add_custsearch/stc_0/scope_short#1010
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:14, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Threads dead innit.
My mum left my dad last week. It's fucking brilliant. I'm from a broken home! Woe is me! Also this does of course mean she's single so if anyone wants me to hook them up, just gaz me. I'm looking for a little money and an outgoing nature in my new daddy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:14, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There are no females represented in the thread below so I am boycotting it and starting my own.
*flashes boobs*

And I'm not happy that a newbie is getting all the attention. He hasn't earnt it yet. And I have a sneaky suspicion he doesn't really like boobs as I have yet to see him mention them.

Question for those that like that sort of thing: If you had to choose between someone who lived near by but you didn't really fancy that much or someone who lived far away but you fancied the arse off, then who would you choose?
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:51, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Monty wanted a new thread.
Monty gets a new thread. As long as he tells me about Hoodbutter.

Ok, a question. Make one up for yourselves, I'm not your Dad.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:00, 140 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning boys and girls
It's my last day in the office today before a 3 day weekend.

Breakfast thread, I have Cheerios; GO!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:30, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like breasts!
I'm also quite partial to Ainsley Harriet's roasted veg cous cous.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:27, 227 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Holy crap people
600 replies? Really?

Although I'm impressed Chompy hasn't posted some amazingly interesting news story
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:47, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So is there where newbies are supposed to start?
Ummm... hi?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, 611 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Long thread is long.
Papa Johns have buy one get one free up 'till the 16th of June, I'm insured that this is not a scam.

Tell me about where you live, why you like it, why you're there. I'm looking at houses in the event that I come into a few quid, like win the lotto or something, but not super win, just around £250k. I think I would like to win the lotto.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:17, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread to keep me entertained for half an hour before I go to the pub
Ms Foxtrot contended earlier today that Lord of the Rings is geekier than Star Wars. I am inclined to agree, but what do you think, B3ta? Tell me. What's the geekiest of the geeky? What's too geeky even for you?

Alt: something about sport I suppose, for balance. Just how badly are Swansea going to get cunted in the fuck next season?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:32, 248 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread, because I'm bored.
What's the best way to get rid of a tension headache? Apart from ridding oneself of tension, obviously. Which I am completely unable to do, ever.

Alt: I don't know. Weirdest home remedy you've ever tried.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:35, 162 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FUCK YEAH, X-MAN FILM ! FUCK YEAH !
Today the x-man film comes out, it's about these people who 'mutated' to have super powers. In the cartoons, there is no super-power that is "Oh god, that's stupid, it's like playing 'i win, you lose'".

Whenever one of these films comes out somewhere, the old question of "What super power would you pick and why?", sometimes with a "What would be the downfall of it?" (as it spices things up) verient.

So I'm gonna change it around, invent an x-man or baddy x-man; or x-women / baddy x-woman.... consider this a class in creative writing or something, I donno... I just came up with an idea for one that I haven't seen which is why I'm writting this.

The Phamacy This is a guy who can cause the effects of any drugs he's taken to put in anyone else. He doesn't need the drug as long as he can remember what the effect is like, and he can mix'n'match them. He can also reverse or even stop this on other people. So if he meets someone who's smacked out their tits, he can stop the effects, sobar them right up. Or he can suddenly cause the effects of Chemo to the masses. In his penultimate eppisode, he'll stop the cure for cancer which is causing people to turn into Vampires (ala I Am Legand) by being hooked up to a big machine. The crevash is that he has to experiance the drug himself recently, and he is addicted to making himself feel smacked up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:55, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well, it's a simply glorious morning here in the Black Hole of Calcutta of North London.
Let's spoil it by having an argument. I put it to you that you are a FUCKING WANKER and would like to know what you intend doing about it.

Alt: Are you looking at my fucking pint?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:31, 132 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

These threads suck!
NOEL!

I'm madly in love with Noel cos he gave me a lift and I'm a bum licky internet joyboy,

Why the fuck do you love Noel? Oh and his 15 inch black rubber cock?
( Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:57, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Smug
I sent off my first job applications today and within 10 mins had a response describing my CV as impressive.

I am smug. How are you?
( WormuIus, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:41, 26 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Am I alone in thinking that the last thread was getting a bit long
And that a new evening thread might be the way forward?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:31, 49 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm bored
and am trying to think of things that I may have overlooked prior to my wedding. Feel free to suggest what these things might be.

I'm also trying to think of a present to buy my mrs for the wedding. Suggestions on that would be welcome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:51, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right, since Monty is very sorry for being a meany to Darth
and Darth is sorry for being a big girly pansy and getting upset on the internet, what are YOU sorry for? What have you done that gives you that horrible gut clenching feeling inside when you think about it?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:20, 148 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK. Bit of a sore point chez Davvers today but I am genuinely intrigued.
What was your worst teenage misdemeanour?

Did you get caught?
And what (if any) were the consequences?
Did you learn your lesson?

I thought I was a fairly normal teenage kid but the outrage expressed about mine and SJ's antics suggests not. As a parent myself I need to get a handle on this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:03, 109 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I heard that you dayshift people
were exciting go getters and made the evening people look like lifeless corpses, but I'm not seeing it round here. It's dead as a Sunday.

Why are day posters better than night posters? Are they like day walking vmapires?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:31, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've just taken receipt of the keys for my new office
which is now a mere 1.5 miles from my house so I can actually run to work should I so desire (or walk, or catch the bus).

The lady who manages the centre is quite fine too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:15, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK enough of those stupid questions.
Are there any gigs/book launches/film or record releases that you're excited about, coming up in the near future?

I'd like to see that 13 Assassins film before it leave the cinemas (unless it already has, of course) but that's it until I see Motorhead in November.

Please note, any mentions of 'InFest' or 'CombiChrist' will be met with hoots of derision.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:18, 112 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Toast
Butter or jam.

Alt: if Ray Winstone came round your house, would you let him take a bath?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:15, 92 replies, latest was 15 years ago)