Hello nightowls
Do you have a song where every time you listen to it you imagine yourself on-stage before a crowd of adoring fans cheering you on as you play it? What song is it?

Alt: If you were a famous musician what would your rider be?

Alt Alt: When was the last time you believed a politician?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:00, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Everybody fucked off then?
/typical friday afternoon post
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:32, 263 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuck gargantathread
Tell me something interesting.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:20, 173 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If you each gave me £1,000....
I would start a night club, I'd make hella bank and then you could all be partners and visit and see how awesome I am.
My ideas are too complex to get into right now.

But what would YOU do if everyone from here gave you £1,000?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:43, 315 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I bought some art yesterday (pic in main body)
why don't you tell me how shit it is and why the art you like is better?

alt q: Friday lunch of choice?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:20, 192 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What are you up to this weekend, you insufferable windbag?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:22, 198 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning Otters
I made rainbow cupcakes t'other day and I was well impressed with myself.

What have you done recently that's made you go "fuck yeah I'm amazing".

Nil point for anything to do with my mother.

Alt Q: What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever bought from ebay?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, 264 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This morning I discovered that there is a third Harold and Kumar film coming out at christmas
this put me in a good mood.

I then discovered that my bread had gone mouldy, while this would normally have annoyed me, it gives me the chance to buy a sandwich from up the road. This has also made me happy.

Finally I picked some fresh apples from my tree to accompany my sandwich. Which, as you might have guessed, made me happy.

What has made you happy today, or, if you a miserable cunt like the mighty badger, what has made you unhappy?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:34, 305 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Pops in
Anyone about?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:09, 143 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

SHUT YOUR VAGINA
let's have a movie quote thread

go go go!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:53, 106 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not a real thread but if you are interested in art etc my friend has had some work turned into iphone cases etc
society6.com/lucyjoy/cases
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Dunce Help
I recently had to go to court regarding a debt. I won't go into all the details but I run a small company and I didn't owe the debt so the judge agreed with me, and the debt was set aside.

Can anyone in layman's terms tell me what it means to have a 'Judgement Set Aside' - as that what I requested, and that was what was granted. Google isn't being helpful.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:41, 216 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Uncle Bob is a bender
Are we heading for another recession? Will the PIIGS crisis pull down the Euro and the rest of Europe? Are we all DOOOMED!

ALT: best kind of pie?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:04, 210 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's my Uncle Bobs birthday today.
I was listening to Radio 4 on my way back to the office earlier and they were talking about people who played the piano. I laughed out loud twice because the presenter used the word "Pianist", which to my immature lugholes sounded far too much like "Penis" to resist a good chuckle.

I also went to the Butchers and ordered the supplies for my totally superb BBQ which is going to be great.

Do you know anyone who's birthday it is? Have you sniggered at anything today? Or indeed, have you ordered anything recently? Share you tales for the delight of others.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:51, 223 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Seeing as we're all REALLY INTO "FILM" here,
I am offering funding. Come and pitch your ideas for a groundbreaking new 'FILM' to me.

The best pitch will be blessed with my funding.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:27, 196 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Naughty things you have done in hotels?
If you had to join the forces which one would you opt for?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:25, 124 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Have you ever been to a Harvester before?
I went a 'Berni Inn' in about 1982. Incredibly, I found it to be dreadful.

Alt: Apart from the obvious 'hanging' and 'the birch', what, in your considered opinion, should 'they' 'bring back'?

Alt alt: Do you think the reintroduction of National Service would do the nation some good, or is combat-training a load of feral hooligans a fucking terrible idea?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:20, 203 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What UK based attraction/monument have you always fancied visiting, but never bothered?
Alt: If you were given £250 and told to go out and spend it on yourself, what would you buy?

Alt Alt: Natter!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:05, 135 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I would like to see you happy, just to see what it's like, just the once....
... what would make you happy?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:50, 125 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I find sport tedious and dull and annoying
Consequently I hope that "Enger-land" or "Team GB" )or what ever stupid and tedious name they are going by in whatever retarded sporting event it happening this week) lose.

Not because I have any ill will towards the knuckle draggers who play this game, even though they represent the people who picked on my at school, get paid more in a day that I will in a life time while being devoid of redeeming qualities and are viewed as heroes for doing what they enjoy for money.

I hope they lose so people will shut. the. fuck. up. about the stupid thing and go back to talking about anything else in the world ever.

Why do you hope England lose?

Alt:why does all sport suck foetid diseased donkey balls?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:18, 208 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Something remarkable is happening
England look very much like the best test cricket team in the world. I never thought I'd see that in my lifetime. Getting the subject off sport before the benders amongst you complain, what do you hope will happen before you die, and what do you think the chances are?

Yes, Poppet, points will be given for "ANAL!"

Alt: What's your favourite and/or least favourite part of your body?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:21, 319 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I love boots.
I love boots so much I wish I had four legs so I could wear more boots.

What item of clothing do you have a passion for/collect etc?
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00, 199 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Threadstomping monster!
So, what unusual things do you love/like a lot?

points to the first person who says 'anal'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:59, 160 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Quick thread feel free to threadstomp
I have just been asked for my current CV ASAP by an employer. I don't bloody have one, can anyone recommend a template so I can write one in the next half hour or so?
( Peej, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:35, 19 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Unusual things you hate.
I hate the entire customer service culture. If I go to a restaurant, I don't go to have a great customer service experience, I go to have a good time with my friends. The waiting staff, as far as I'm concerned, should be as invisible as humanly possible. I can't stand it when they get intrusive with questions as to whether everything's OK, trying to engage me in small talk etc.

Similarly, in shops, if I want some help I'll fucking ask for it. I don't want to be approached every five minutes to be asked if I'm OK.

I went to America a few years back and, because of this dislike of mine, I had a thoroughly unenjoyable time.

What do you dislike that other people find strange?

Monty, I shall assume that your answer to this is "everything".
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:22, 252 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good morning, wankers.
Who's really cool?
And who really isn't?

NB: if you reply with 'me', 'you' or my or indeed anyone else's mum to either question you are nothing but the worst kind of cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:57, 247 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

and here we go...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:03, 259 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

SORRY BGB
and sorry if this has bindun.

but WTF???

i55.tinypic.com/21cxauf.jpg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:00, 165 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bugger the riots!
Lets talk about happy things.

What's your favorite way to spend a Sunday.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, 68 replies, latest was 15 years ago)