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I have no theremin.
My life is worthless. I'm going to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
IT'S LAYING DOWN TO MATURE

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
Lick my tomato.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
Suck my eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

eremin orazine
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

eremin zine ora Herd
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
YouTube your suicide,
somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
I'd love to play the theremin
If we put our money together we could buy one together. I'll have it wednesdays, thursdays, sundays and alternative saturdays.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
What's an alternative saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
One on a Sunday.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
The one when he doesn't wear his corset.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
It's a sight to behold.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
Oh fuck.
I feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
If matt was wearing a corset and a bumhole-less thong, and there was something really good on the telly (like King of Queens), would you give him one?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
It's where everyone dresses in black and wears ironic t-shirts

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
It really likes Tuesdays, but that's probably just a phase it's going through and eventually it will settle down with the Sunday next door.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
The only thing I want to share with you is my violent rage.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
well if you're going to be like that
you'll never get a theremin.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
Can someone fetch me a sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
Ask the next canvasser to knock at your door.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
I have a ukelele.
I'll play you out.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
Good girl.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
quite right
anyone other than this man should follow suit immediately
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
I sometimes use google images to find pictures of things I don't know about too.
It's like a children's version of wiki.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
YOU HAVE INSULTED MY GENERAL KNOWLEDGE, ONLINE
I HAVE NOTED THIS
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
Try making one out of the parts from an old washing machine

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
The anuual spring clean has just produced a gram of coke from under a cupboard
BEST CLEANING EVER.

What's made your day so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
My mum has just brought a futon round
NOW I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO SIT IN MY FLAT.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
I thought that was sexface

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
way to insult two people at once

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
It's my forte

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
that and arm wrestling

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
Only against big girls

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
Exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
LOLMGLARIOUS!

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
Fuck you bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
You're so lovely
Sometime I wish I was a pair of your pants.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

sometimes always
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
*adds to my bumper book of chat up lines*

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
That ones always a hit
I can't even count how many notches that ones added to the bedpost.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
None then.

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
It could be any number really
I'm innumerate.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
No, I'M in your mate

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
How is your fiance anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
She's very well
she's tidying upstairs while I sit on the sofa watching hollyoaks
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
Gonzo?
You have a girl/boyfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
Nope
al actually managed to convince a lovely pretty lady to marry him
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
well, bugger me.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
That's what I said.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
althegeordie: taking one for the team

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

for the team right up his arse
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
It's his intellectual hotspot

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
It's also his "<s>ellectual</s> rnet" one too

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
I have a date to fuck ninjabadger up the arse
with a pink glittery strap on
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
OMGS LOLZ DRUGZ

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
Not really
Helps with the motivational aspect though
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
nothing I'm not even dressed...
I might watch 24
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
EXCITEMENT

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
I haven't even had a fag,
dark days.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Pretty girls in town.
After looking at the pretties I had to go to work.
Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
with your chubs
your lovely laddy chubs.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
The massive thunderstorm going on right now

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
Grrr
I've been cleaning the flat & all I've found is a hatred of cleaning the flat.

Gots to get a cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
Have more parties
Makes for good suprises
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
Not once have I had a party & found the flat tidier afterw.... oh.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
I woke up once
to find that the speed freak had cleaned the whole house in his comedown.
Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
Heh, I used to go out with a girl who was a bit of a speed freak
her place was always immaculate
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
They can be awesome at times :)
Wouldn't want one in my life permanently though
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

life fanny
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
Evil Claire
isn't dead and has warren tied up in The Loft. That's pleased me.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
Wait....
wait...



wait....



Nope. Still don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
Now Hannah just got clobbered by Claire
that's just crazy.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6187792
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
Did you have fun last night?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
Always, al.
You know what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
I hope you weren't jumping on people other than me
I would be most upset to find that out.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
No jumping.
I did beat seb at both arm wrestling and mercy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's frigging brilliant!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
His face was epic when he gave in at mercy

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
I really hope there is photos of this!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
Sadly no
the photographers were too pissed by that point.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
gutted!
I would've paid good money to have seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
Well I got a brief snog from MM which was rather tasty

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
You're making the baby jesus cry.
And making the adolescent Jesus wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
What about the middle age jesus?
oh that's right he didn't get there.
because of the jews.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
Nah, it was the romans.
Jews don't go around killing charismatic leaders from Palestine who want to free their country from occupation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
I loves you bex

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
Me loves you long time MM

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
can you fire ping pong balls from your fanny?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
Sadly no, you didn't teach me well enough :(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
I'll show you again soon

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
Promises promises

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
OMG snogging at bashes
You'd never catch me doing that.

that might be bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
that must have been after I went home
damnit
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
It was outside
And only minor
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

don't let on....
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
Until next time my lovely...

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
I was probably too busy drinking to notice.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
seeing a man trip over his flip flops in Asda
I did ask if he was all right though.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
Was he south african?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
Shop flip trip, poss broke nip & hip
more on page 7
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
he should have had double pluggers

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
PHWOAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
I found some smack last week
less of a surprise, more a habit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
It's not really finding when you've been tracking down your dealer for 5 hours

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
It's not really your dealer
when it's your drugs councillor.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
It's not really a councillor
when he's got a tourniquet on his arm
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
I just did a really big piss
seriously, it went on for AGES
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
I've had two massive shits today
I'm aiming for the hattrick by lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
it's good that you have something to aspire to

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
Did it smell like last nights dinner?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
I sometimes eat loads of asparagus in a fit of masochism

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
Did you feel manly?

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
NOT AS MANLY AS YOU, FREAK

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
I'm more fucking man than this lot will ever be.

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
True story this.
About 20 yrs ago, the American Ambassador was visiting Cambridge University. His chauffeur came in the pub and got pretty pissed. He said he was going for a bit of air before driving him back to that London in the limo. When he had gone, we found his jacket. Inside was about half a kilo of finest* Columbian marching powder, and some porn. He never returned to collect it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
Nice work sir
How's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
you meet all the best people

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
Where did you hide the body?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Sexface and Wormulus love it when I do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
I'm pretty sure my entire life can be summed up by listening to
the Flying Lizards' version of Summertime Blues
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
I keep seeing stories about mesothelioma this week.
Maybe it's an OMEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
No, the Omen was that one where the kid was the divil.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
Some say the divil is dead, the divil is dead, the divil is dead,
Some say the divil is dead and buried in Killarney.
More say he rose again, more say he rose again, more say he rose again and joined the British army.

*sings that while doing exercises*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
While exercising?
Round here we sing it while drinking.
You've gone soft over in Saxonia.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
I know, but I save the really offensive ones for drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
Or maybe that part of Iraq is just particularly lovely at this time of year

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
You can get it in your scrotum
bjr.birjournals.org/cgi/content/full/77/921/780
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
I'm pretty sure that journelests get bored half way through writting something or pass the job on.
"The widower was told by Harefield Hospital..."

What widower? He's not dead yet, unless they're talking about some random one from the hospital, in which case that hospital has a great track record.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
He's a widower, you nob,
That means his wife is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
Ohhhh. ok then.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
Haha
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/29/russian_firecrackers/
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
Hah
I'm pictureing the firecracker like a cartoon stick of TNT, jammed right down the jappy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
*winces*

(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

COCK ROOOCKKKKEEETTTTT!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
Or maybe you don't know what widower means

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
I'm also going to insult you here.
You fucking cock wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
800 years? Hah, amature, try 3000 or soo.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
Ha Ha, you cunts fell for the holocaust.
What's that Mr Hitler, you'd like us all to get on these trains to the death camps? Certainly!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
I thought we were going to the seaside =((((
I really fancied that stick of rock.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
Everything is disgusting.
I phoned Mrs HB late last night. She seemed drunk, which is disgusting. My ex-wife turned up at our gig last night, go drunk and fell over one of the fb monitors, that was disgusting but I didn't help matters when I asked the audience, "Anyone got a stick? I'll kill it". My dog left a barker's steaming egg in the conservatory last night. The pong was pretty disgustying, and now, I've got loads of disgusting work to finish off in the office before I go to that London to work all cocking night, which is also disgusting. How are you disgusting or when were you disgusting?

Yours,
Disgusted of Ely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
I met your wife last night,
she proper fancies me.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
I bet!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
I'm topless
it's pretty disgusting
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
Dis custard I do be puring on moi swiss roll is lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
I wipe my bogeys on my students' homework

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
True this.
When I was at school, we used to flick snot on the back of the policeman who used to do the school crossing patrol, after our lollypop lady had a nervous breadvan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
No, I mean I fold their papers into a formal letter
and then use my nose gunk as an elaborate sealing wax
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
my comupter keeps overheating and shutting down
it's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum on the processor
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I CAN HELP!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
you know what, you always say that and I've never once seen you really help anyone
you terrible troll
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
Do you still turn up at Bush House now and then?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
Today I have seen a lot of women walking about in very revealing clothes.
I notice that they only do this when the weather is hot.
It is very sexist of them to discriminate against me for the rest of the year.
What should be done about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
open your oven door
and put it on full blast
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
Good lateral thinking, here.
And women are naturally drawn to kitchens...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
I think I like the way it is at the moment,
we wouldn't appreciate it as much if it was hot and sunny all year round.
Just look at the aussies
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
Morning sir

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
Word up homez,
I burped this morning and it smelt of chicken kebab,
I thought you'd want to know that.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
It was a very good kebab though
In other news WORMULUS IS A GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
He is and DG was too much of a wuss to give me an arm wrestle
Did I miss any drama?
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
None at all
Just more drunken banter
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
Shame,
I was hoping for an athma attack at the very least.
I overslept on my train and had to get a taxi from northampton, stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
I would resent this...
but I love cooking - so I can't.
I can however - call you a chauvinistic sexist pig. :)
love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
You see, no woman can overpower my manly logic.
Now what's for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
She's austrailian,
so sausages or steak.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
I'm a vegetarian.
So pasta with antipesto, topped with crumbled fetta.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
Foodstuff illiteracy
poor skills :(
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
ehhh not really fussed to be honest.
I cook to eat, not to worry about how I spell what I'm making :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
Make me some pissa then

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
make it yourself you lazy minge
love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
I like the summer
girls boobies are easier to see (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
It's another fucking Holy Day, which means the shops are shut
I feel this unfairly discriminates against people who need to buy food on Sundays
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
Do some miracles

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
The fact I haven't ram-raided the local shop for beer and gingerbread is a miracle in itself

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
BEATIFY THIS NOW

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
don't you mean beautify?
I wouldn't mind being a Saint.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Not with that spelling

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
Make winter hotter

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
No thanks! ):

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
Just trying to fix the world

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
It would be a lot easier if women wore less.
And I've seen young wans out on the town in Glasgow, in December, dressed like trollops.
It CAN be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
You need the leather hard skin of a thousand sunbeds
You don't want to see any more of that on display
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
Go fuck yourself, this winter was too warm as it is
It only got to minus 20 for one bloody day.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
Argh bollocks
I don't have a card for my dad's birthday tomorrow.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO TIME BETWEEN NOW AND TOMORROW!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
Ok....
I'm working in half an hour till 6.00.
There are going to be no shops open then, but I'll probably end up driving round trying to find one.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
Happy b3ta day...
if only you had an icon, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
STUCK IN FUCKING BERkHAMSTED
Stupid fucking trains.
/upset
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
oh.
I am so sorry for your loss.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
There were so many people I wanted to see :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
There will be more times for fun

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
AUGUST 15TH!!!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
MIRACLE ON THE VISTULA!
When Poland saved the world, again, with no thanks from anybody, again.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
I fell asleep on the train home
and had to get a taxi from Northampton,

I blame the trains for this.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
You should've telepathically communicated with me.
I could've given you a floor and bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
It was only to central MK
cost £28 which is not that bad I suppose and punishment for my own stupidity.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Ooh,
wouldn't have noticed that if you hadn't mentioned it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
Well, erm,
I wasn't nosing around on your profile or anything. Oh no. Not me.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
Don't worry,
i'm wanking over yours right now.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
Happy to be of service :)

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Isn't this what petrol stations are for?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
I don't know.
Do they sell cards and likely to be open?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
Can you go to a shop before you go to work?
Do you work near other shops - you could pop down on your break. Or go tomorrow before you see your Dad. Or get a calendar so next year you get him one on time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
No
No
I will only see my dad when he wakes me tomorrow before he goes work.
My mum reminded my yesterday before I went out.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
All day yesterday you moped around on here mithering that you had no-one to go to the pub with
and now you're panicking from being lazy. Don't expect any sympathy, you alcoholic parent-hater.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
Meh, I forgot.
and sympathy off you cunts is like a retard drooling on my shoes.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
Have I ignored someone without realising
Or is it really this quiet in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
I, for one, am shocked.
I think everyone is hungover from yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
How was it?
Any decent gossip?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
I didn't go
I went round to my neighbours for "a quick drink" and we ended up finishing 7 bottles of wine between 5 of us.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
All the hippest coolest cats missed it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
*is a hip cool cat*
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

a hip cool cat old
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
Yes you are

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
*Makes BADGES*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
Yey!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
Here you go, I took a lot of effort doing this, so it best go up at the top.
img801.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2009/05/31/ff19e73ad78852d6a8ddd3df76236e6f.gif
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
Ooh
Can I have an, "I wasn't there" badge too?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
Yeah', sure, see above.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
Yay!
it's a bit sparkly
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
I know I did
and there's no one hipper than me.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
You're so hip, that when you donate your hip when you pass on, the recipient of that hip will be able to dance in over 30 different languages.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
That's 30 more languages
than I can currently dance in.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
:oD

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
I'm so hip
I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
Your hips are all I need, baby.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
My hips don't lie
Will I Am told me so.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
Unless he was lying.
And be honest, can you really trust him, whoever he is?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
yessss! (;

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
i know i am
that and sleepy- i'm not very good at sleeping when it's roasting hot

anyone got any tips for how to cool down a house? apart from leaving the freezer open, that is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
Put your pillow in the freezer
Or sleep in a bath of cold water.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
i like the pillow idea
i may try it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
get your house insulted
keeps your house warm in winter, keeps the heat out in summer.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
That's a shit house that
and the conservatory makes it look fat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
The foundations
don't match the window frames either
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
It's a fucking cunt house.
Happy to help, Spacefish.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
it's fairly well-insulated
apart from the doors. i'm looking into getting some new ones of dem
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
poundland sell those silver emergency blankets for runners
I suggest putting a few of them up in your brightest windows.

Added bonus of stopping the mind control beams
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
Shocking behaviour

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
nah
it's just really quiet.

I'm feeling cross. I maybe nasty in here for no reason, or walk down to the shops. I can't decide.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
You should go to the shop
I might take a wander down or I might just go to the park instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
walk to the shops and be nasty to them

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
It sounds like a plan.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
Then you could promise not to be nasty again
as long they give you free things. Like sherbert dib dabs.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
ohh ohh!!
awesome plannage!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
Work in an hour :( oh noes!
I woke up this morning in a house.
I have no idea who's house it was and why/how I was there.
I swiftly made my escape only to realise my bag was still inside, so had to swiftly go back and make my escape again.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
aha are you for real?
that's pretty bad!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
All I remember is being at a party.
Then waking up somewhere else.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
I'm very hungover,
I fell asleep on the train on the way back from the bash...
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
Morning! Hottest day of the year so far! Woo!
Anyone up? I'm off to work in a minute though.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 31 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
I'm Up.
edit - that's an early start!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
yeah, I'm off now.
Just wish I'd had a bet on Diversity last night. Bookies must be crying today offering odds of 16-1.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 31 May 2009, 5:27, archived)
I have no idea what you're on about so I'll just smile and nod.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 5:29, archived)
this
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2457241/Diversity-beat-Susan-Boyle-in-Britains-Got-Talent-shock.html
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 6:45, archived)
They were fucking awesome.
I did watch it, and was entertained by them. SO THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 31 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
Simon says "Holly is the bravest little girl in the world"
Yeah, because she's come back so strongly from stepping on that landmine, Cowell, you utter utter tit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
coldest day so far here.
there was hail and everything.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 6:45, archived)
where
is here?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:08, archived)
wellington, new zealand.
i am wearing a scarf inside while sitting in front of a fire and im still cold.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:11, archived)
serves you right
for having your winter in june
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:12, archived)
i cant argue with that.

(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:23, archived)
surely
you could fly somewhere warm...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
only if i flap my arms really hard.
cant afford to fly.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
in a plane

(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
might i suggest
warming yourself with too much brandy
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:39, archived)
a fair solution, however
im still shit from warming myself last night.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:40, archived)
Is it last night or tonight currently in NZ
I hope it's not tomorrow night, that would be weird.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
Fucking Roasting Here
*Smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
enjoy your smugs,
i'll just bide my time..... you will have winter soon enough.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:39, archived)
Ah but there you are wrong!
We have the same temperature all year round being very close to the Equator.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:41, archived)
good for you.
i hope you get really sweaty and uncomfortable.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
Airconditioning
And Cold Beers do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 31 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
bastard
mind you the heaters warmed up the room a bit, and im gonna go to bed soon.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
Wanna feel old?
That black stout called Guinness you drink? THAT CAME OUT 250 YEARS AGO.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:46, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
3:30 am- retarded pikeys try to break into to government secure building very noisily.
lets up the ante. said building is a 24/7x365 network control centre, which being 24/7x365, is currently holding about 50 odd workers, myself included.
as could be ascertained by a quick peep through the window, OR, even easier, a quick mental arithmetic of 'carpark containing 20-30 cars, lights on, music coming from upstairs window, people smoking outside.


jesus
where's the facepalm smilie when you need it
place is crawling with cops.
who reckons i should go for a midnight wander with my hood up and no ID and get a night off?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
This is the worst epsiode of 24 ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
it'll only be 4 shows long
i'm thinking a split screen of me peering at a screen in a dimly lit room, juxtaposed with an under the desk shot of me scratching my ass with unneccessary vigour.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
Wow pete, you're so manly and cool and clever, I wish I was manly and cool and clever like you are.
People on the internet will deffo think I was cool if I came up with that story.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
Hello there
The captcha for the "making sure you aren't posting spam comments" on YouTube I got just now was "brad skin". This sounded funny.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
*slow handclap*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
I AM STARTING A NEW THREAD TO SHOW NOT ONLY THAT I AM DRUNK BUT THAT I DISAPPROVE OF JMG
AND LET HIM SUE IF I AM WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
My reply, as this is. Can only go on to upset you on the internet.
No matter which words are used as part of said reply.

I'd also expect you to reply, pointing out how HAPPY you are with your current state of affairs, possibly to the point of including a "smiley" to clearly emphasise to any girls watching that you are indeed QUITE above this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:04, archived)
I clearly have a much better life than you, JMJ, as you have replied to me.
This proves that more girls like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:08, archived)
In this post I'll agree with your concerns to a certain extent, dampening flames with some well measured and in all truth better responses than most could offer.
I shall use this box to pretty much cement what is written above.

And here is where I use a line like: "I'm very important". Because that really irritates people who take the internet too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

IF THATS BRITAIN IT CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

ALL OF IT. NOT JUST THE WINNERS BUT THE REEDY VOICED OVER-GELLED GIRLY BOYS, THE CATERWAULING SCOTTISH TROUTS AND THE DEEPLY UNFUNNY 'COMEDY' DANCE ACTS

ESPECIALLY THOSE CUNTS WHOSE WHOLE ACT IS HILARIOUSLY BASED AROUND THEM BEING A BIT PUDGY AND THEIR ANCESTORS BEING GREEK.
I HOPE THEY DIE REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLY.

I'm stepping out of character here but it needs to be said.

Let's face it, it Mykey and Pickle Fairy got up and danced on the telly the only wau they'd get national recognition would be in fils that ended with captions like 'look at the damage these cunts have done, give generously to the Aberdeen urban regeneration fund'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:15, archived)
For fuck's sake
Go to bed, you're that pissed you're trying to start a fight with JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:16, archived)
There was a murder in Aberdeen, tonight.
They shut the road.


HOW do I let my sweet intelligent eyes process their mundane lives?!
It's almost like they twitter. On here!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5804899
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:23, archived)
There's actually some quality internet in this thred
www.b3ta.com/talk/5804830
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:26, archived)
*Firm milkshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:29, archived)
Are we the only ones left up?
We could totally ruin the whole of the internet here.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:31, archived)
What you've got to remember is that 98.5% of the internet now have me on block, so it's hard to really judge who's actually seeing this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:34, archived)
So, did anyone win at Mongy's Shit Thread Bingo?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
And continuing on from the last thread......
...it could be worse mate. You could be SexFace.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
Shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
SexPest is SexFace's new username?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:49, archived)
Best just find a wipe clean surface now and carve away dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:49, archived)
<Something Cliquey>

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
HAHAHAHA
/head dobber response.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
SHUT UP JMG AND SHUT UP!
/Eight pies a meal enjoyer response
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:01, archived)
<OVERREACTION AND COMPLAINT TO THE MODS>

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:00, archived)
Tomorrow I'm out with my good friend Jorge and possibly Handsome Gav.
Spin me off the names of two of your best friends.
Let's trade lives. But keeping you all well away from own.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
Mad Mick and Reckless Joe
two of the most crazy fuckers ever to be let loose driving an emergency response vehicle.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
Marko the Croat
Danny the Manc

they both cook well
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
Always handy.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
I'm keen on sharing the love
Czechs, Poles, Slovaks
even Mancs.
Wouldn't have a scouser in the house, no offence, great banter.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
Bordeaux
won the frog league.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDivbB7LYeI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAxlvAAa2ZU&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
Fagmog and John the Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
John doesn't know I call him that

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
Actually, he probably does now

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
SORRY JOHN ROFL

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
HELLO JOHN

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
He has browsed /talk in the past
I hope he doesn't tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
Well maybe he'll abandon you
But then he'll love us. LOVE US, JOHN
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
JOHN
DON'T LISTEN TO THESE TRAITORS :(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
JOHN! JOHN! I LOVED YOU FIRST!
NICKALOLL...LOLAY..LLOLLLY....LOLLYA....HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
JOHN CAN'T TAKE HIS ALE ROFL
Once he had 4 cans of Strongbow and fell over repeatedly by the canal.

Fun, if irritating times.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
Woah woah woah
He drinks Strongbow?

It's over, John. Good. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
GET IN.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
I'm disturbed by the trend of this thread that my best friends don't have nicknames
It's just Aidan and Michael

...


How dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
That'd have to be
Swiss Tony & Greg
(I helped save b3ta! DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
In Essex Chris (He's actually in Northampton with us) and Jobbo

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
I am listening to Motorhead
What have you listened to that is AMAZING?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
The students up the road singing C'est La Vie.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
Kick their cunts off

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
GET IN
I finally managed to get an image of myself on my profile.

*sky punch*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
You're quite fit
would.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
This disturbs and arouses me.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
ANOTHER PHOTO ON THERE
FUCKING HELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
Just fuck off
you sad little cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
GET IN

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
Rape?
RAPEY RAPEY RAPE RAPE?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
Not sure.
Though I do enjoy a good 'hearts show.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
Palestrina
through a 30k dub rig.
Rome bless, bredren.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
INNIT NIGGA
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
BRAP BRAP

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
Calm down
you're a bit giddy you.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
*sits down*
*has a nice drink of lemonade*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
seriously, why would i tell you?

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
Because this is the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
Don't tell him Scott

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
i wouldn't tell him if his hair was on fire
let alone something important like amazing bands.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
THINGS ARE HAPPENING ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
Beastie boys.
Lindisfarne.
Eels.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
http://www.last.fm/user/Yoshidah

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
Chinese Theatre
some girlys doing early depeche mode type stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
THE POGUES.
Well, that's what I'm listening to now, and it's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
not been the same since shane got new teefs

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
He does look very different,
the gummy grin was his trademark!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
that and being perminatyl ratare

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
now that was a keyboard spasm in full effect


that was supposed to say "permanently rat-arsed"

fucking keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
Tori Amos just came on
*MILF fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
Anyone read any good etc etc
lately?
I like reggae.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
You like to read reggae?

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
Non sequiturs anonymous

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
I got shit loads of Ebooks to read
All james bond, Lolita, err everything by Arthur C Clarke. Haruki marukami.. Pride Prejudice and zombies..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
I can't read eBooks
My eyes just glaze over after a while. I prefer something more tangible like a PROPER book.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
This is why I haven't read many yet.
Also I like reading outside.
I should library more..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
I accidentally ate a mint leaf from my Pimm's glass

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
I never got a mint leaf in mine.
I feel ripped off.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
Orange, Lime, Lemon, Mint, Ice
GOOD PIMM'S ALL ROUND.

I'm already quite drunk. but I've still got half a jug to go.

This will either go very well of very poorly.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
Murakami's shit, pointless
and solely exists for poseurs to display on their Fair Trade bookshelves.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
I like Murakami.
I don't have a bookshelf either. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
Leaves me cold
and loses everything in translation, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
It will but i can't be bothered to learn Japanese.
So what option do i have but to get it translated? or not read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
True
fair enough.
It's still vacuous self-obsessed shite with well designed artwork and a certain outsider cool aesthetic if it's in Swahili.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
I'm reading the Jasper Fforde oeuvre
and enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
Good call
read the Eyre Affair when it was published...he's written loads since. Any good, subjectively, forum banter, great?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
I hate reggae
and ska.

Just about anything from Jamaica.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
Even Jamaicans?

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
how can anyone hate reggae?
now ska, I'm a bit iffy on.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
Crime & Punishment
A surprisingly AMAZING read. Took about 100 pages to get into but it's still a cracking story.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
Other than that
Terry Pratchett
Stephen King
Jonathan Kellerman
James Patterson

All cracking authors.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
Robert Rankin?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
I prefer Ian Rankin
I haven't read any of Robert's works yet. LOLREBUS etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
To be honest
Kellerman/Patterson are brilliant enough to make me not want to read any other crime novellists :P
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
They are quite odd, lots of running jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
Ian Rankin?
I've genuinely baffled myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
Nope Robert.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
Not sure about the in-jokes thing
I just find it to be a lovely, albeit mental, read.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
Read more Russians
have a look at The Master and Margerita by Bulgakov. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
I'll get to that eventually.
If Dostoyevsky is anything to go by, Russian literature is ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
I read a map on my phone, as I walked along.
It was fun and exciting.

Mind you, I was excited the other day when the kitchen taps had been replaced with simple quarter turn switches.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
not since i cancelled my subscription to Heat

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
Reggaefail
bumbacunts
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
I currently enjoy my subscription to Meat.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
LOLTHREADRUSH

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
Argh

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
INNIT

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
I take it you got my last Gaz, then?
It went well.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
I've had an unexpected delay with the randomburns.
(I forgot stamps)

I will post them this week.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
I have yours in front of me
I hope to post them out on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
Fucking hell
I also got Piston.

:(

One other person is only a 20 minute drive away. Fucking hell - I could deliver it by hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
Haha, Noit got Piston in the randomburn.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
I've never heard the rectum called that before

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
Pffft
hello you fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
Hello sexy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
You Spotify yet?
fuck all rave on there.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
No, I think I'm too old & uncool
don't really know what it is
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:09, archived)
I AM NOW FOLLOWING YOU ON TWATTER.
*sky punch*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
SO I SEE
HURRAY
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
I NO
LET'S BE ALL ROFL ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
ROFLCOPTERS

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

                                                                                                                                                      LOL
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
VALIDATE MY REQUEST, POTATO WOG :(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
IT WON'T SHOW UP:(((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
I WILL DO IT AGAIN
SILLY POTATO PERSON

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
NOT MY FAULT:(
I got an email, but the request never showed up in twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
I KEEP TRYING :(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
FOLLOW ME.
/karlhysteria
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
DONE

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
Yours contains things.
They all do. Except one. Because I don't like that person.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
GET IN
I must remember to put some lovely things in yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
Like AIDS
ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
OOOoooh, who is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
I'm not saying exactly.
GROS. Not GMOS.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
Yeah, what happened?
I don't know what that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
*GAZZING*

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
Let's make more!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
Good times.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
As some of you are no doubt aware, Diversity won Britain's Got Talent.
To many, considering the hype surrounding Susan Boyle, this is a minor surprise.

According to some people on other websites, however, it was rigged.

What do you care? I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
I still want to enter a dance group next year
15 teenagers dressed as Nazi Stormtroopers called "Ethnic Cleansing".
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
I would seriously help with this.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
The more I think about it
The more I really want to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're great
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
I KNOW
TOTALLY ROFL, ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
Dull
dull dull dull.
Dullo. Like a nullo, but dull.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
Hello, Internet Person.
You appear to have a grudge against a Random Person on the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
I was merely summarising
my own thoughts.
You're but a mere trigger.
Mind you, you're probably a dull cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

I should write a Greasemonkey script that makes all your posts read as "Nickalollyoff is dull". I'm sure it would save you a lot of hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
Dunno
if you've got time on your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
Lyrics are annoying me
what's your least, like, you know, shittest and that lyric of like all time?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LAY
SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LAY
SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LAY
SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LAY
SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LAY
SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LAY
SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LAY
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
Anything Asher Roth has ever said.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in love
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
Lying antipod dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
She's a monomam too.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
I looked into his blue eyes and
said to myself we could've had twins,
Oh Frankie.

Also:

War is stupid, and people are stupid.

are two of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
oh you're still here then

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
No.
I am a fig box of your imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
Also:
The reflex is a lonely child who's waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark,
And looking over lucky clover, isn't that bizarre?
Every little thing the reflex does can be answered with a question mark.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
WHY AYE AYE AYE DON'T YOU DO IT?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
WERP
TRY AYE AYE AYE NOT TO LOSE IT
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
This reminds me of Chappelle's Show.
Man, I love Chappelle's Show.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 31 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

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