Has Queef been arrested for exposing himself to ducks or something?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 14:48,
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Maybe he finally killed himself?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:30,
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Not really the point for me. It just makes you look more of a cunt given your previous stance on exactly the same thing. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:55,
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But without consistency and rigidly enforced rules this website would be chaos/ac
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 18:47,
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Well my main point was to say something with the correct number of syllables for the turtle power pun.If you'd like a serious discussion this is probably the worst place for it, but you know I'm always up for a good argument.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:25,
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No thanks, tried that, turns out you really are just a feisty little twat with a load of self-serving bollocks to justify your aggression. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:24,
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I think it's ok as long as we assume they're not brownat least that's the message I'm getting here
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:53,
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Looks like you're spoiling for a personal argumentcareful your emotions don't overheat.
I'm sure queef really appreciates you sticking up for his right to joke about killing n-words. I'm not sure this is the hill you want to kill yourself on.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:28,
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Don't be ridiculous Ducks can't call the police
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 14:57,
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Donald "Duck" Dunn would disagree(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:08,
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You know I look out at Saddleworth Moor every day?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:54,
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If snitches get stitchesquackers get whackers.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:16,
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nah I'm just too busy being a neighbourhood hardnut to post on here much, soz(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:09,
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Could you sort out those fucking quad bikers, like(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:15,
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SMILING IS PROHIBITED BY THE COUNCIL (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:26,
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DON'T MAKE ME EMAIL THE FUCKING NEWHAM COUNCIL CLERK OF WORKS, YOU SLAG(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:30, archived)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCnxt7myl4&pp=ygUbaGFwcHkgdGFsayBjYXB0YWluIHNlbnNpYmxl(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:39, archived)
and you know it, they cut off your hands(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:51,
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The hours of blade study finally paid offand then the whole council clapped
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 18:51,
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While you were playing with your ring, I was studying Narsil, one of the most iconic blades from The Lord of the Rings, wielded by Elendil and shattered into pieces during his defeat by Sauron.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:35,
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I bet you are harder than Danny DyerHave you considered running the queen Vic?
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I hate to come over all planearm, but I quite enjoyed his recent travel show with his daughter (
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:39,
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Which R&B/ pop singer liked to spend only 50p when shopping on a Saturday night?Oliver Cheapham!!!
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:09,
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FYSFY is an American basic cable channel owned by the NBCUniversal Television and Streaming division and business segment of Comcast's NBCUniversal. Launched on September 24, 1992, the channel broadcasts programming relating to the science fiction, horror, and fantasy genres.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 9:50,
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I wake up every morning with #FYSFY(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 9:58,
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Sack Lynn for being unloyal... disloyal. And for joining in fun in a way that excludes her employer. And sack her for being an absolute idiot and inefficient.
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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 7:48,
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Woke Scientists are now telling us we shouldn't eat bread.What am I supposed to put around this "cheese food slice"?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 12:11,
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Schwarzenegger said he did not believe in an afterlife, and that, after death, “you’re six feet under. Anyone that tells you something else is a fucking liar.”(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 13:07,
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THANK GOD someone is exposing these so-called "crematoriums"!(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 13:35,
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All the way round to I'm facing front againOr handstand?
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:41,
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Might make a "Let's Hang With Pence!" bumper sticker(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:55,
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Pence merch: soap on a ropePermanently-out-of-action figure
String necktie
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 21:23,
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On the subject of cosmetic surgery, Madonna seems to have turned into Genesis P-Orridge(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 23:48,
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b3ta.com/search/posts?q=%22a+woman%27s+appearance%22
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 23:48,
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She has though. With all the resources at her disposal, she ended up with that. "Many people chose to only talk about close-up photos of me taken with a long lens camera by a press photographer that would distort anyone’s face!!"
Including whoever's face that is she's wearing.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 0:01,
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Sure, here are some photos of Madonna wearing an apron and a human skin mask, and wielding a chainsaw.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 0:44,
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Like a face skin, worn for the very first time(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 2:09,
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nobody replied to me so i'm flouncingpoo off you big wee face
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:56,
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Left.If you are fucking doing this do it. I did the bingo ffs
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mongychops, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 21:17,
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Left I can't get comfy otherwise
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 9:40,
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YouTube keeps showing me an advert for something called No Hard Feelings,which appears to be an hilarious comedy about how desperate women get forced into prostitution
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 17:47,
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Originally pitched as a tragic drama called "No More Feelings" about drug addiction among prostitutes, the disastrously bad pilot episode was greatly improved by the addition of a laugh track (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 18:16,
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Kramer opens the cupboard really fast, but yet again there is no food inside!!(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 18:42,
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They say it's moorish, but I don't know any Moors that do it. (
$$ ✅, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 19:09,
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What do you call a royal family headed by King Hitler?A monorchy!
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Dunno if that's good enough for qotw, might sleep on it before reposting there(, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 21:08, archived)
Don't even consider it unless you can come up with yet another version of your username(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 23:59,
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I adapted it slightly, if I'm not here in a few hours tell everyone that I died as I lived.(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 8:30, archived)
Certainly is Miss WankHow is the frozen North this week?
It is scorching here
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My penis you mean?I am rather proud of it
And happy National Sausage Roll Day
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Shite, its morning againWhat the hell!
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 6:04,
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go back to sleep until mid afternoon(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 6:20,
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yes. but particularly one that came out of a goat's bum(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 10:04,
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preferrably no (I speak merely for myself. I am not informed about Invisible Wizard's inclinations)
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 11:20,
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UNSEXY GOAT BUM COFFEE IS PROHIBITED BY THE COUNCIL(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 11:32,
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This is why it is vitally important to vote in local council elections.(, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 12:03, archived)
Not to kink-shame anyone but I' not personally into ploppies(
Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 15:38,
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It's well shit (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 7:47,
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On it (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:29,
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ughmy chances are 100% I'm going to survive another day. what have I done to deserve this?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:12,
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He is Woodkovsky of the Clan Kovsky, born in 1518 in Novogorod on the shores of Lake Ilmen- and he is immortal, or summat
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:36,
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There's still a non-zero possibility of someone chopping his head off with a sword before midnight.(, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:41, archived)
I do have a sword (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:45,
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That's not a sword- THIS IS A SWORD
*heaves 2 m steel plank into view*
*falls over*
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:46,
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You're not having it back (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 9:05,
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I heard he was a well-known drug dealer, so the rozzers were basically cool with it.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 Jun 2023, 9:25,
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One Ring Video Doorbell to watch them all(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 11:53,
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I never voted for him (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 16:58,
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Thought i'd post a non-binary message seeing as i am mino friendly these gayswassup
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:18,
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been to that there Lahnden for a funeral(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:27,
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maybe it wasn't your funeral(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:46,
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hopefully not m8, turns out he diedfunerals are dangerous as shit
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:04,
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Would that be a digital message then?I went to a GP conference and started sniggering when the urology guy was talking about digital solutions for prostate cancer follow up. All I could think of was digital rectal examinations.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:00,
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don't most rectal examinations make use of digits?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:03,
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Guess that motherfucker forgot about those(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:24,
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I don't think Dre is even a real doctor. Certainly wouldn't let him anywhere near my prostate.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:48,
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heads, shoulders,5000 toes, nigga!
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 6:31,
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Why did I take this worthless cunt off ignore?(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 17:08,
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When you are out using power tools you smile at the ground, the tree, any inanimate object, but not me, you slag(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:17,
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Sunday, even if you're not a Christian it's still a traditional day of rest, relaxation, and I'll cut that fucking smile into your face permanently shall I(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:21,
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Mastering my new album #22 and had to give you all a little taster I wasn't messing around when I said this is an R&B album(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:45,
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Big fat hairy sweaty fannies.HBO will pick this thread up
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mongychops, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 22:08,
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Jackson is from NZ, weird that he didn't write Lynx(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:41,
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What has it got in its Old El Paso Tortilla Pockets™es(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:48,
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fucking hella short pause there while I briefly tried to explain why I suddenly burst out laughing again, it's actually a lot more complicated than it seems
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:49,
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It's nice of you to make cakes for crabs. I went to a lobster dinner once but the guests had all fallen in the soup and people ate them. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 13:41,
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like, no skin or anything?How do you digest food?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 14:23,
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What do you call it when the first thing you do in the morning is smoke some trans weed that's so politically correct it makes you sick? Woke-and-boke!
(, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 15:33, archived)
I told my nephew about that super thc weed, he said get your mate to stick 3.5 up his arse when he comes back. Enjoy dogs sniffing your arse I point out to him,ffs (
mongychops, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 19:09,
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it's their way of saying "hello, have you got an eighth up your jacksey"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:04,
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garlic, lemon & herb chicken on the rotisserie, bbq rosemary potatoes and a saladit's worth getting some Old Bay seasoning online to make Maryland crab cakes, they're nom, wooyay, pffft and dibnah.
I've just kicked off at the cunts behind our house for doing building work on a Sunday, endless powertools and hammering, verboten by Newham Council. Mrs went round first and was fobbed off with assurances, they carried on anyway so I went round and lost my shit. I'm the most placid, mild-mannered fellow ever, never done anything like that before. I actually said 'don't fucking smile at me' at one point. Might see if Guy Ritchie will cast me in one of his oi oi capers, I reckon I was well plausible.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 17:00,
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I've flavoured them with seasoning a smidgen of Encona Sauce and some dried coconutNomming them in a bit with couscous and green salad
Can I be in your gang?
You're the leader of the gang you am
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crab cakes sounds good to memight make those myself
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 17:11,
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Just tinned crab sadly although next weekend off fishing so hunt down some fresh and maybe a lobster(, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 17:47, archived)
Tinned here, too Very few fishmongers around here nowadays
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 18:36,
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Just make sure they don't have a soggy bottom haha(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 18:06,
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It's funny because they say it in bake off lol(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 18:07,
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Spent lunchtime in A&E, daughter now in plaster cast and wife blames me for letting me go on the bouncy castle..Having a double negroni for dinner
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 18:06,
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Simply send me your banking details and I will send you a FREE GIFT today(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 18:46,
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Well I like to make sure everybody is out of the house, get a big box of tissues out and then put on prime ministers question time.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 18:52,
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Apologies for the confusion, Gazza. Here's an actual ASCII art representation of a b3ta user named "mofaha":
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 19:02,
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Looks like a silhouette of the American Dennis The MenaceIs that what you look like?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:17,
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This is very pleasant Ethiopian coffee(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 7:34,
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I like my coffee how I like my womenRoasted and ground
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 8:40,
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Sold by eastern europeans on the high street to businessmen for 20 minutes pleasure(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 9:27,
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Well that's killed my hunger and my thirst all at once. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 15:06,
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Up the arse(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 10:21,
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I really like Ethiopian coffee but it's almost always light roast, which I don't enjoy. Ethiopian veggie food is one of my favorite things to eat.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 15:04,
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I don't like that weird porous sour pancake/bread, it's well gunt(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 17:02,
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YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK, AND DON'T FUCKING SMILE AT ME(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 19:05,
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I fucking love injera, and pretty much any fermented pan bread in fact, I love the sour taste Do you not eat South Indian? Dosa, idli, and utthapam should all have that sour undertaste.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 19:09,
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I am playing Diablo IV, answering somebody's previous question(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 10:21,
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I am in A&E with my daughter following a bouncy castle injury.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 10:39,
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I've told you before to stop putting bouncy castles up your bum(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 10:42,
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what was you busy with yesterday, personally I did fuck all Dungaree is a historical term for an Indian coarse thick calico cloth.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 0:03,
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Built a wardrobe, did some electrical work, tip run, bit of shoppingCooked, gardened, got out for a walk. I just don't stop much at the moment.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 7:36,
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Right, that's quite enough of that, I'm off to bedRock'n'roll!
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 21:58,
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I don't know it's quite early you probably shouldn't, getting a lot of sleep is weak somehowUnless you're very warn out
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 22:05,
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👍hello boardsters. what's goweanon?
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 20:27,
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Hang the dee jay (and immigrants obviously)(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 22:09,
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Journey (Bally Midway 1983)?archive.org/details/arcade_journey
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 22:32,
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Smeg off, you smegger'sNot really, hi. Busy day ahead? Thai bbq fish l8r here, bit of shopping first.
Prolly wee on a wigeon
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 13:19,
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About 10 feet away from Adrian ChilesMight sneeze on him and tell him his column is shit.
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He's perfecting the art of making a living by writing about literally nothing.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jun 2023, 19:58,
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BBQ this afternoon Leaving shortly
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 13:58,
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Football in telly then pee in the garden in solidarity with our dog(, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 15:06, archived)
Good idea to put a football through the telly just to make sure you don't end up having to watch any of that nasty sports(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 19:43,
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Pee in telly then dogging in the garden in solidarity with football(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 15:20,
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Dogging with Telly SavalasThen putting a football full of Billy up the japper
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Bit of gardening done, now chilling with a cider in the sun.Might smeg on a smew later.
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Surgery bbq social and then had to take the kids to a birthday party cos the wife didn't want to do it.She told me there would be lots of other dads there to talk to but ended up being just me and a load of mums and kids. Apparently there was some football on or something.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 19:47,
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The conjunction of 'surgery' with 'bbq' there sounds rather odd and potentially distasteful.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jun 2023, 19:59,
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BBQ with home-made jerk chicken, YEAH BWOY!!!!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jun 2023, 19:59,
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^ Sort of thing a semi-authentic jerkless chicken apologist might say(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 22:01,
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Would that be African horrible or European horrible?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 8:15,
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Those stories about me and a Nigerian Italian eunuch have some basis in fact(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 8:25,
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I'm looking for a man, to sell him to other men(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 8:33,
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I think I would have made a decent slave traderBack in the good old days
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You can't type Firespray on here, b3ta auto-changes it to Firespray(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 9:08,
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Or d oh m will gaz you pictures of his knobEdit:d o m domo
Edit edit: how fucking stupid is that. What the hell happened?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 10:06,
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They may censor our posts, but they'll never take our free(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 10:15,
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Just popped in to say bollocks Been a busy day
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 0:09,
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At my friend's wake atmHe arrived at the crem in a motorcycle sidecar hearse. What a legend.
How do you intend to spend your money after you've done a die?
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 15:59,
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Make sure it's freebase so all your mourning relatives can get nice and high. Would be a waste otherwise.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 Jun 2023, 16:03,
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Might start an order for a nice healthy weekly fruit and veg box. Better late than never, eh?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 Jun 2023, 16:03,
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mate of mine (family of four, all vegetarian) said he couldn't get through it all and ended up chucking stuff awaythere was no option for a fortnightly box
I can't remember which firm it was with though I'm afraid, maybe Abel & Cole
edit: I realise you were cracking a gag rather than just making a general statement. I'm not a bright man. Soz
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 16:25,
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Which Brazilian footballer could transform into a piece of exercise equipment?Peléton!!!
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 18:33,
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A school had the AUDACITY to ban Prime, leaving their students defenceless against the Decepticons. To counter this blatant wrongdoing, we'll be sending a truck to this school and many other schools.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 21:13,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 22:15,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 22:23,
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It's not a fair fight, cos Hitler's very dead nowbut prime vs prime I'd say it would be close but Putin's martial arts skills would see him the victor.
If it was a dance off, Hitler wins hands down.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 17:08,
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Putting the mother in motherland (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 23:18,
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I think he was the bummerThe kid the bummee
They referred to it earlier as a romantic encounter in his dressing room lol
Buggered over the table
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 16:28, archived)
Now let's not jump to conclusions.Could have just been a blowjob.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 Jun 2023, 16:43,
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Only if the hælmït of the pænûs is unwæshèd.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 Jun 2023, 19:15,
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Schofield On All Fours - Sponsored by SMEG(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 23:35,
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Leaving my body to medical science As a how not to guide
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 16:22,
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No. I'll be dead. (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 19:46,
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It won't be long until antifa snowflakes insist that we all have wokes (, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 17:47, archived)
Been listening to early 00s nu skool breaks pretty much all day lolSome has aged abysmally, some still sounds fackin GREAT.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 17:50, archived)
it was utter shitI DJed with some of those lads, they were a good laugh but fuck me the records were bollocks. Plump DJs should have known better, I know Lee from the old b-boy jams, he knows what real breaks are. One of Aquasky is an old graffiti writer, again, no excuse.
no offence
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 18:34,
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Koma & Bones, Rennie Pilgrem, Tayo, Freeland, Evil Nine, BLIM.etc(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 18:50, archived)
What, he gave you all cashpoint cards and you're taking his money , fair dos I suppose. His money (
mongychops, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 19:21,
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I'm going to that do tomorrow, clean by the looks of it (
mongychops, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 13:30,
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let me know what it's likecame well recommended
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 13:37,
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I'm going with a kid so I'll only be there during the day (
mongychops, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 13:40,
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ah right, with the junior wannabe raverI think that's really funny but also pretty cool
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 13:45,
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He's disappointed there's no acid, so he's buying a thc vape to take, ffs (
mongychops, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 13:48,
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not bad tagoing to try out a local Keralan restaurant l8r
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 13:30,
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but enough about your specialist German mags(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 13:38,
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AfternoonSo what's it all about eh?
I'm sure you'll be watching the game tomorrow Blues or Reds?
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got these on bogo if they go on bogo again i'm grabbin another pack dolphinatly, for sharks.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 15:12,
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Reading consumer cannabis reviews has made me measurably more stupid (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 15:15,
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BBQ and piss-up with my mate tomorrow (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 15:22,
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0/0 dismissed by Piers as cynical sympathy grab(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:53,
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Skimmed most recent tweets, surprisingly he's taking PS's side instead of piling on(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:00,
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shit stinks the same no matter what flag you stick in it(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:44,
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Fucking fucking fuckettyfuckyes! Your score: 7 / 7
Feeling chipper
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:10,
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