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# I still would

she however still refuses to return my calls
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:14, archived)
# shocking
to hull with you.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
Hull.
W/Y/D though.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:16, archived)
# D...?



Edit. How rude. forgot to Woo! the pic.

Woo!
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Dibnah!
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Ah.
I'd seen people on about him. Completely missed what it was about though.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:40, archived)
# ... ibnah!
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Who was it who started the 'Dibnah'
on the board?
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Fred?




Sorry, I dunno!
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:36, archived)
# woo fred
haha i live near bolton
bags on his spirit!
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:39, archived)
# ahh, everybody loves
teh dibnah
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 23:00, archived)
# That is soooo wrong
woo to you.

/straight to Hull
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:16, archived)
#
no matter me thinks she is a
la la la la la la la la esbian
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this the 1st Noobie attack???
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Oh crap
It's Tuesday isn't it.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:21, archived)
# I always know what day it is
once I get to the board
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Good excuse for me to go to work then.
*leaves*
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Too true.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:24, archived)
# The date and time next to the posts is a bit of a giveaway isn't it?
;)
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:24, archived)
# don't be cheeky
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Has Kylie
got breast cancer I wonder?
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:19, archived)
# double mastectomy
gah!
save the boobies
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:19, archived)
# as someone said earlier
at least she hasn't got arse cancer.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Yes I said it
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4644694

And I'll say it again:

AT LEAST IT'S NOT ARSE CANCER.

Where's cheery tomato when you need him?
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Funny
I thought precisely the same thing when I heard the news this morning.

www.b3ta.com/board/4644735
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:02, archived)
# She doesn't have an arse
and everything that's left smells of cheese anyway
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:25, archived)
# ..and
put them on ebay.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:32, archived)
# at least
the postage would be cheap
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Hull - now
nice shoppage
Prepare for that one to go viral - especially with an FP
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah
I'd tag it now if I was you.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:30, archived)
# I wrote
this simple prayer in verse form:

Oh God.
Don't let bad things happen to Kylie's tits.
Though they're not my favourite bits.
But if, dear Lord, it must come to pass.
At least leave her with her perfect arse.
So when she bends she makes a stunning sight.
Lord, you know, I'm wanking as I write.

Amen
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:22, archived)
# b3st prayer
ever
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:23, archived)
# ^this^
*cries
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Br3st Prayer
ever!
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:26, archived)
# B3st gayer
ever.
; )
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
It'll be in the standard book of prayer before you know it.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:24, archived)
# i was going to do something similar
earlier on, but i couldn't bring myself to deface kylie.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:27, archived)
# I could
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:28, archived)
# I did.....
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:32, archived)
# aaaaargh
FUCK.

That's horrible.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:43, archived)
# i still
would
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:46, archived)
# But
a blowie is not so tempting.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Unless
the rest of the teeth fell out with initial insertion...
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:52, archived)
# You sir
have a poor tasting woman.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Pffft
She don't taste that bad.
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 1:40, archived)
# defacial
Kylie?

Hmm.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:29, archived)
# i could facial her
but i'd have to get in specialist jizz mopper help to clear it up.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Arrrgh. Shirley they
replace the nips?
Edit : Well FP'd
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:30, archived)
# try this
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Thank you for your
kindness. Now pass the Domestos extra thick please
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:33, archived)
# well, whatever you do, dont follow the first link if you put 'surgery' into googles image search
you have been warned

take off safe search
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:47, archived)
# *waits for someone else to ignore the warning*
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Curiousity got the better of me.
Am now scarred for life :S
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 9:33, archived)
# !
Personally, I'm not seeing a problem with the first link. - Maybe that's just me.
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 22:40, archived)
# with what?
She'll have to draw them on with a pen
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Jelly tots?
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:33, archived)
# good idea
she can glue them on and even change them to match her outfit.

I'd patent that idea!
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:36, archived)
# no, you wouldn't!

You'd scoff them!

(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:38, archived)
# I'm sure Kylie is rich enough
to afford outfits with fake nipples already sewn in.

then she could just eat all the Jelly Tots.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:47, archived)
# oh dear
(hehe)
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:34, archived)
# right....
where are the norks then?
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 16:28, archived)
# That is really awful....
I can go with all the jokes about kiddie-fiddlers and bumboys and shagging your gran etc.etc. but that is just plain cruel....
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Yep.
I'm with you. Dealing with something like 9/11 by making jokes is simply the the way humans deal with stuff.

This is just needlessly cruel.
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 9:48, archived)
# no
needlessly cruel is the rest of us, who, when we get cancer, spend a year waiting on a fucking doctor`s appointment

wouldn`t wish it on anybody, but it`s just a bloody picture
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:37, archived)
# not really a fan of this one
i don't mind the odd sicky, but come on.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 19:20, archived)
# The problem with a lot of people here is that they think everything is funny :(
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 19:36, archived)
# humour is a defense mechanism,
and as far as I'm concerened it's one of the best.

Most of the cruelty perpetuated throughout
history and in the modern world is done by
people *without* a sense of humour.

Coincidence?
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 11:10, archived)
# How did you come to that conclusion?
Well I'm sure Stalin didn't have one. But Hitler may have been a charming fellow...And Chaplin knocked that girl up.

Anyway, I think it's the kind of thing that would cross any of our minds and it's just good to know your not completely rotten (or at least your not the only one) and it's good to feel more comfortable about it.

Some people though just go looking for what's reprehensible and I don't really like that as much.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 5:14, archived)
# you sick twisted slack c**t
I hope you rot in hell.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 20:54, archived)
# Wow
accordingly that is your first message, at least use the word 'cunt' properly

Gotta say though this is the first time that I have felt ill from a post on this site though.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 21:51, archived)
# The sad thing is it was considered to be 'best of the board'.
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Whoever got it on the front page
It would be fitting if someone they love got breast cancer. Better still, if they got it. (Since it can effect both genders.)
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 9:49, archived)
# eep
B3ta has a conscience now?!

*not complaining*
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Now THAT is sick.
You should be ashamed for saying that
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:47, archived)
# really?
that would be fitting in your considered opinion?

The roots of all fascism are people
such as yourself. Self-righteous sheep
who form an unfortunate majority in the
world.

While we are wishing cancer upon the mods,
perhaps we should also round up all those
damn jews and pop them in the oven, too?

Most of the evil throughout history, has
been been perpetrated under the cloak of
indignant self-righteousness. It always
starts with people like you.

It just feels so good to be so damn right!
Whereas re-examining one's paradigm can
be downright painful.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Mmm, yeah
And if you're going to ban gallows humour about uncomfortable, terrifying, possibly fatal medical conditions you'd better hope for robot doctors in the near future. Because all the medics I know would crack up without the off-colour jokes.

[And, while I'm at it, why was this the top item in the BBC news headlines that morning? I know someone who, in a tragedy for her partner and child, died of breast cancer at a younger age than Kylie. It happens. It is not news just because the victim is famous. Except that it is.]

And if you're wondering why one person can hold both the views above, so am I.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 23:54, archived)
# I should
Be so lucky...
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 21:35, archived)
# topical!
 
and yes.

of course we would.

woo!
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 22:03, archived)
# i like a lot of things,
but not this

:-[
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 22:53, archived)
# hmmyes
how obvious, unfunny, pointlessly sick.

b3ta, ohhh, how can I stay mad at you?
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:43, archived)
# have to agree
the line is in your rear view mirror...
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 12:55, archived)
# er....
shes practically like that anyway...now if it happened to Abi Titmuss...THAT would be a tradgedy
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Poor woman
I'm as immature as the next person, but there are some lines which are a bit too sore to cross. Great potatoshopping, but weak subject
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:42, archived)
# yeah, lets censor b3ta
oh, well maybe you could post your list of acceptable topics so we dont upset you again.

its dark humour, ive hardly been here long but ive seen plenty "worse".
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 17:38, archived)
# I'm guessing
my definition of humour doesn't match yours
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 18:31, archived)
# Now see...
...if the press were to get onto this, they would have a field day. Legal action anyone?!

And it's not really that funny - first "sensationalist" FP I've seen, have to say.
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 12:33, archived)
# spent 10 years working in a cancer hosptial
your a funny guy.....
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 13:33, archived)
# So the TV was lying to me
When it said people with cancer dont want to be treated any differently to a healthy person?
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Acording to your profile
you aint been to work in 3 weeks anyway. Quite caring really aren't you?
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Charlie Brown? Die! Die now!
You diseased camel's fanny of an individual.
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 16:34, archived)
# how nice of you to de-lurk with such constructive comments
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:37, archived)
# <de-lurk> Why thank you my good fellow <re-lurk>
.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:33, archived)
# you forgot to mention that the mod who fp'd this should get cancer
and all the people who woo'd the pic should
be raped and murdered. Please stand in the
corner with all the other politically correct
lemmings.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Oh, shut your face, you big shandy
I was merely somewhat taken aback at the unpleasantness of the image.
Wishing cancer, AIDS or the Gay on someone just because they've tatty-shopped something would be something of an over-reaction and not one I'd endorse.
So arse.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:40, archived)
# I find sick stuff funny
but not this.
Perhaps it's because i'm such a big fan of boobs
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Actually, I think he was paying her a compliment
'cos I still would too. Get well soon, Kylie.
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Original image please?
For, ahem, research purposes.......
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 19:31, archived)
# this is the meanest thing i ever saw on b3ta
... it is
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:29, archived)
# oh sure,
you guys will all piss yourself at shopped pics of kids with downs syndrome, tsunamis, 9/11, cerebal palsy sufferers and christopher reeve, but making a joke about a pop-star who will have the best doctors money can buy working with her in the early stages of breast cancer is sick?

fuck off
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:34, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:37, archived)
# exactly my sentiments.
you want to draw a line in the sand and
say, 'ok enough, breast cancer is taboo
you sick bastard! Oh and did you see
that Princess Di memorial car crash figure?
That was hilarious!'


Christopher Reeve, who showed enormous
courage in the face of adversity, is a fine subject
to lampoon, but a super-rich pop-star with a 98%
chance of living until she is 75, is not?

I suggest you save your self-righteous scorn
for something more appropriate.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:06, archived)
# plus Christopher Reeve was a good actor (if you liked Superman)
who couldn`t have cared less about disabilities until he found himself in a wheelchair
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:47, archived)
# how dare you besmirch Chris Reeve!

I hope you end up in a wheelchair with
a big fat herpe on your lip!
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 11:01, archived)
# amen
Shuttle pics were on the board while the wreckage was still falling and yet this has crossed the line? Do me a favour.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:45, archived)
# it`s not like her music was any good anyway ;)
plus she looks like a squirrel
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:48, archived)
# this
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:19, archived)
# oh c'mon
as pop music goes, kylie is not that bad.

p.s. i would like to dispel any forthcoming rumours that i am gay or a squirrel fancier
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 12:20, archived)
# quite right
Theres no reason why Miss Minogue shouldn't make a full recovery, and it's stupid to say pictures like this are dreadful and offensive; Charlie Brown is only saying that even if that were to happen everyone would still love her! How is that bad?!
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:46, archived)
# v THAT
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:30, archived)
# THIS ^
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Bingo!
well said.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Well said
Some people need to get a sense of perspective
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:09, archived)
# yep, and if you don't like it, don't comment.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:16, archived)
# ^ all of this from whatsinaname's post onwards.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:23, archived)
# well done you
i saulte your humour
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:52, archived)
# I don't get it.



:)
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahaah
nice one
: )
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 11:21, archived)
# what
a fitty

and seriously guys, If we can laugh about downs, aids, Gay, and spackers, we can laugh about testicular cancer. My uncle had a bollock removed due to testicular cancer, we all took the piss, and he laughed with us.

Lots of daily mail thinking going on here.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 21:28, archived)