
I have revealed that the aliens we have been searching for so long have been circling us for years

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I've been getting subliminal blairs in my pictures all day... I thought it was a meme!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:23,
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and I wholeheartedly support their campaign.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20,
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today my mum came around to visit
my flatmates posted goatse man on my door
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:23,
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my flatmates posted goatse man on my door

everytime she looked at me my nuts tightened
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24,
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that went all the way down to the floor.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24,
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that saw more ships come in to dock than portsmouth.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25,
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i was no where near him when he drowned in the pool officer.
/barrymore
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28,
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/barrymore

tolkein left specific instructions that the movie rights to the book could not be sold to disney, under any circumstances, as he though disney would fuck it up.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20,
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it any fucking worse. Sooooooooooo.... soooooooooooooooooo... sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:23,
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At last another person who thought LOTR was boring. The only thing that kept me awake was the very large tub of icecream I had.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27,
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rubbish rubbish rubbish [... and so on ...] rubbish rubbish rubbish
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28,
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it's just dull Edit/ to the power of snooze.
Right, really do need to get back to work now. So that's it for today from me.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:31,
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Right, really do need to get back to work now. So that's it for today from me.

icecream that kept me awake. Didn't like the books much either.
sneaks away before gets flamed by everyone
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:35,
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sneaks away before gets flamed by everyone

nazi mutherfucking human leeches
you didn't like it thats clear - but I loved it. Hollywood has screwed people up for great epic films by creating 20 years odd of complete pap and bollocks
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27,
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you didn't like it thats clear - but I loved it. Hollywood has screwed people up for great epic films by creating 20 years odd of complete pap and bollocks

you can have some dried fruit if you do.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:13,
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so here are some social Darwinists.

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No pun is ever too nerdy for b3ta.
One of the reasons why I love it so.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:13,
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One of the reasons why I love it so.

Do you think there is any room for me in this social Darwinism thingy?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:13,
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I'm sure they'd shift round so you could pull up a chair.
Haldane'd buy you a pint.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:14,
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Haldane'd buy you a pint.

I can wear lots of eye-liner like Lisa Scott Lee to hide my eyes.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:15,
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You still seeing Derek these days?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:18,
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warned him he needed to lower his bread pleasure

sorry about this appallingly Jim Davidson~style joke that doesn't even work properly!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06,
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sorry about this appallingly Jim Davidson~style joke that doesn't even work properly!

It goes well I guess...drinking lots, causing trouble.....how's you?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:16,
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behaving well. :)
get yer baps out then?
are you in brighton this weekend?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19,
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get yer baps out then?
are you in brighton this weekend?

can you stop talking about Nork Exposure, I may have to get up from desk at any moment.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:22,
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the beachwear themed party I went to on Saturday night then....
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32,
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Yeah, I'm in Brighton this weekend - why are you venturing down to the seaside? Let me know if you are....would be great to meet up. Have you still got my number?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25,
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just been to a seminar where the guy doing the presentation was scarily like you. His voice was the same as yours, his face and expressions were very much like yours. Different hair and sideburns. A bit like the lovechild of you and Ben Stiller.
What's going on on Saturday then? I'm around. Is there a Brighton b3ta sesh or summink? What - where - when?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:34,
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What's going on on Saturday then? I'm around. Is there a Brighton b3ta sesh or summink? What - where - when?

guinevere yet?
I'm trying to get as many b3ta people to Norwich on 11th October as physicaly possible, you know you want to come...
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19,
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I'm trying to get as many b3ta people to Norwich on 11th October as physicaly possible, you know you want to come...

I always want to come, just not usually in Norwich. :P
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20,
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leaves me week at the knees, my sweet.
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hugs to breel from me :)
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:37,
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yep been to visit her! : )
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:22,
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anyone in quadrophenia is likely to have been a mod... or at least looked like one.
the jam, the who, small faces... well loads of others all mods.

Right, i'm orf for food otherwise I'm going to have to eat someones leg.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:15,
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here he comes,
watch out boys he'll chew yer leg.
Oh ooh,
here he comes,
He's the leg eater.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:16,
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watch out boys he'll chew yer leg.
Oh ooh,
here he comes,
He's the leg eater.

at the cinema on the second showing...
twas good and the bloke I was with swears he saw the leg disapear on top of the cliff so he never comitted suicide....
heck I was too buisy skinning up.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:11,
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twas good and the bloke I was with swears he saw the leg disapear on top of the cliff so he never comitted suicide....
heck I was too buisy skinning up.

is Brighton's top tourist attraction.
43.78% FACTOID!
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43.78% FACTOID!

Quiffy bum bandit bastard!
Hit him with sticks!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10,
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Hit him with sticks!

ha ha ha ha ha.
we have our very own, private, Gary Larson.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:02,
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we have our very own, private, Gary Larson.

to get creative rather sharpish, it's been too long...
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08,
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I expect something on my desk by 9 o clock tomorrow
/schoolteacher
: )
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10,
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/schoolteacher
: )

remember to send something to the good Dr tonight.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10,
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to me mongoose strip tonight, then it's winging it's way to yoooooou!
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with a fez and an accordian who does it for me.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10,
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if you don't get these in the papers.
you know where my fist'll go!
with some aid from vaseline
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04,
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you know where my fist'll go!
with some aid from vaseline


click for big flava
it's time to go back to the old skool

heh heh, look at him, and his bumfluff 'tache, heh heh heh.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:03,
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See that Peter Beardsley?
I am aware of him
That's your girlfriend that is.
eek!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06,
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I am aware of him
That's your girlfriend that is.
eek!

There was some bloke on the beeb this morning complaining about how he had gone from 30st to 60st coz he'd been immobilised and had just 'ate and ate and ate'. No sense of will-power at all.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05,
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it really is, but it does all come down to will power in the end.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06,
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but the results will be worth it. And anyway, losing weight slowly makes it easier to keep it off.
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But unless you want to make yourself ill and lose all your friends coz of your halitosis due to the Atkins diet or whatever, it's the only way to go.
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it's okay.
And why are you still claiming to be callipygian when you have confessed you aren't?
Edit/ tee hee, just spotted the name change! You know it's always better to tell the truth...
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And why are you still claiming to be callipygian when you have confessed you aren't?
Edit/ tee hee, just spotted the name change! You know it's always better to tell the truth...

They make me work, sometimes.
But I'm putting up a good fight.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09,
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But I'm putting up a good fight.

Woo hoo! That's fab!! I had thought about trying to get the CCCP on your shirt, but was waaaay too difficult.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:07,
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some of these lazy boarders that we're worth coming to see live?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08,
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way I'm showing my norks just to get some more tickets sold!
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Anyway, this is so far down the board now, noone will notice anyway.
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Can't you change your name to "MizEmma is going to see Dr. Dunno's band tomorrow night and invites anyone else to come along and she'll consider letting you see her norks..." ?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:17,
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but not the norks viewage bit!
Sorry, folks, gotta head out this afternoon so bye for today.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24,
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Sorry, folks, gotta head out this afternoon so bye for today.

I didn't change what I said about my norks - I said I WASN'T going to show them, not even for you.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:29,
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that've been left open too long.
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to be a product of the early learning centre :)
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57,
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zeppelin wouldn't fit up there.
I've heard it's the back up venue for the Albert Hall.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:00,
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I've heard it's the back up venue for the Albert Hall.

You did your one-woman show there.
A pitiful act, based soley on how disgusting you could be.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:07,
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A pitiful act, based soley on how disgusting you could be.

I know I shouldn't swear, but that's the third time today that Bovine has made Rue d'Remarks about my tumpsy.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05,
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he's just a big smelly.
He's trying to put everyone else off, so he can have you to himself
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He's trying to put everyone else off, so he can have you to himself

I said they could come in and perform, but they ended up winkling the fillings out of my guests' teeth.
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that used to be full of rabbits. The gypsies and their stinking kids move in, within days the rabbits were gone. Did they move off in a huff or did they become pie?
Who knows, either way, a tragedy.
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Who knows, either way, a tragedy.

..keeping... ME?
that's, erm, brave of you.
pilfer a copy of 2k pro - it actually works!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:02,
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that's, erm, brave of you.
pilfer a copy of 2k pro - it actually works!

otherwise you won't get networking, will you?
no b3ta
correct me if i'm wrong
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09,
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no b3ta
correct me if i'm wrong

you are wrong, XP is a significant improvement on ME, which is nothing more than a skin for 98.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04,
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i run 2k pro on my desktop, and just got a laptop that came with XP home edition on it - would have preferred pro (I like pages of settings, not sodding "wizards"), but after making the buttons smaller and changing the Teletubby Land background (you must know the one I'm on about), it's no worse than 2k.
note: not better, just.. not worse.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:11,
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note: not better, just.. not worse.

far better than anything previously, including Win2k.
I've been surprisingly happy with it (apart from it bluetooth suport which is laughable)
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:13,
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I've been surprisingly happy with it (apart from it bluetooth suport which is laughable)

some seemingly minor, but actual major changes that just bork up.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08,
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I got the impression that ME was significantly worse than 98.
Win XP is actually stable and usable (i.e. what Windows 95 should have been)
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:14,
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Win XP is actually stable and usable (i.e. what Windows 95 should have been)

ME was a botched attempt at 98 without DOS underneath. XP, on the other hand, is based on the 2k (and earlier NT) code, which was never designed to run on top of DOS in the first place.
hence it's much cleaner, yet the claims of very old games not running well are probably true - DOS is emulated nowadays (a VM type thing), I think.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19,
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hence it's much cleaner, yet the claims of very old games not running well are probably true - DOS is emulated nowadays (a VM type thing), I think.

www.nostalgiacentral.com/
But I think they nicked the design from seethru/ themoononline - unless it's the same people.
www.megophone.com/neuyork.html - Map of NY in 1939 with Berlin street names.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:50,
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But I think they nicked the design from seethru/ themoononline - unless it's the same people.
www.megophone.com/neuyork.html - Map of NY in 1939 with Berlin street names.

I remember Liters of Pee and the Partridge Family!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:55,
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But they keep coming back to haunt me in dreams. Confusing dreams.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:58,
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and go without sleep for six months. This should sort out the problem.
If it doesn't, we may just have to shave your eyelids off altogether.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:00,
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If it doesn't, we may just have to shave your eyelids off altogether.

Nobody ever took an interest in my brain before.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04,
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I just like to lob a little star of hope in their path.
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life so far, Dawn. If an old hag like me can pass on any knowledge before I die, then I may do so happily.
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I shall succeed in taking over the Earth.
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if they made the film about the younger brother first ?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:52,
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that would get a very nice Dangermouse wooyay if Teleworst hadn't deleted my account...
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:54,
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Rugby was very unhappy
with his prosthetics…

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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:36,
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with his prosthetics…


They don't scream, so how can you tell a product is rotting their eyes?
I drag people in off the streets under the guise of a "Free Makeover".
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I drag people in off the streets under the guise of a "Free Makeover".

You will need to sign a waiver form in case your face/hair/hands rot off.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:54,
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and perform the whole operation hopping on one leg
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:56,
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please, i am not fool you
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:59,
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never gets a good reception
ba-dum, tisch!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:39,
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ba-dum, tisch!

The wedding was crap but the reception was fantastic...
I thank yeeeew
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:43,
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I thank yeeeew

whatever next?
kittens compatible 802.11b??
/geek
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:40,
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kittens compatible 802.11b??
/geek

they now moving onto enhanced 802.11g with a 2 km range... eh?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:41,
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= this:
www.willyworries.com/index.php (nsfw)
it has a gallery, I didnt stick around to find out what was in there...
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:32,
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www.willyworries.com/index.php (nsfw)
it has a gallery, I didnt stick around to find out what was in there...

instead
tj: does anyone know of any apps that'll edit/ refettle wmv's?
i've tried Vdub, tmpgenc and media cleaner with no luck :-(
edit: oooh, i like the looks of this, but seems you have to pay :-(
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:33,
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tj: does anyone know of any apps that'll edit/ refettle wmv's?
i've tried Vdub, tmpgenc and media cleaner with no luck :-(
edit: oooh, i like the looks of this, but seems you have to pay :-(

little app in windows itself I think that will export the wmv to an avi or mpg... that could help :)
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:34,
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tmpgenc can open WMVs.
When you browse for a file, change the 'files of type' to *.* and it opens them no problem
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:42,
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When you browse for a file, change the 'files of type' to *.* and it opens them no problem

READ THE POST
"i've tried Vdub, tmpgenc and media cleaner with no luck :-("
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:41,
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"i've tried Vdub, tmpgenc and media cleaner with no luck :-("

But does make you kinda lose your appetite
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I brought a tiger with the intention of swapping it.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:35,
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didn't know it was on :(
was away from b3ta for a while so musta missed the flyer or something.
SHIT! I have a bear just sitting around too.
Which pubs did you go to?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:52,
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was away from b3ta for a while so musta missed the flyer or something.
SHIT! I have a bear just sitting around too.
Which pubs did you go to?

There's photos somewhere on the web. DjDirect's ex girlfriend poored a pint over him. It was quite amusing.
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i go to the Flying Pig and The Tram quite a lot.
if I had a boat I'd call it "W"
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04,
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if I had a boat I'd call it "W"

dammit! These things are important.
NW3 - rich people
NW5 - crawling with b3tans
Edit/ sorry I'll put N1 back - Islington - a law unto itself
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:45,
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NW3 - rich people
NW5 - crawling with b3tans
Edit/ sorry I'll put N1 back - Islington - a law unto itself

N1 sucks. too much scum hanging about the place keeping it mucky.
And don't get me started on the 5 starbucks, 2 All Bar One's and a Lloyds bar. Fucking Mass market chain shite.
/rant
EDIT - why take N1 off your post?...now I look stoopid
EDIT - ta... it's a mental hell hole and that's for sure
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:53,
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And don't get me started on the 5 starbucks, 2 All Bar One's and a Lloyds bar. Fucking Mass market chain shite.
/rant
EDIT - why take N1 off your post?...now I look stoopid
EDIT - ta... it's a mental hell hole and that's for sure

Have to say, not been down Upper Street for years. Though did spend much of my yoof round there.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57,
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My missus was riding her bike along Upper St
and some little git pelted her with rocks, all
our neighbours are white-trash alcoholics and
there is a constant collection of burnt out stolen cars at the end of our street.
The biggest queue on a Saturday night it outside the Walkabout and the next biggest is O'Neals and all the people queueing seem to be wearing their best ben sherman or some turquoise mini dress from Miss Selfridge.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09,
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and some little git pelted her with rocks, all
our neighbours are white-trash alcoholics and
there is a constant collection of burnt out stolen cars at the end of our street.
The biggest queue on a Saturday night it outside the Walkabout and the next biggest is O'Neals and all the people queueing seem to be wearing their best ben sherman or some turquoise mini dress from Miss Selfridge.

anything to anyone who lives in NW3 - they're all bloody rich - Hampstead, Belsize Park, Primrose Hill.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:38,
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as I've always has problems colour matching, and that was the best advice I've seen on the subject. So it was worthwhile after all :)
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:32,
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sadly I changed the post to read "Helpful advice removed due to ungrateful bastard" but I can Arthur you the little hint if you want.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:33,
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Not straight away as I scuttled off to try your tips.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:35,
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I just sent it, but I am sure Mr Moore will send it on to you.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:40,
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It gives you the midpoints between 2 colours - very useful for getting a good range and also tasty light colours
theartofwar.pitas.com
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:45,
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theartofwar.pitas.com

And I am playing with layers and colous now.
This may take a while.
Thanks for the advice though. I am sure I will get there in the end.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:34,
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This may take a while.
Thanks for the advice though. I am sure I will get there in the end.
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