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# After some extremely complicated work with the contrast
I have revealed that the aliens we have been searching for so long have been circling us for years

(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# was that a subliminal blair?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# you saw it too?
I've been getting subliminal blairs in my pictures all day... I thought it was a meme!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# I don't
know what you're all on about
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# They're on a mission
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# That's the new Best Thing Ever!
and I wholeheartedly support their campaign.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
that's brilliant done and a great idea!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# very very
WOO!! and Houpla too
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# on a mission
from gaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

:)
most woosome. love it.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
#
today my mum came around to visit

my flatmates posted goatse man on my door

(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# That is
most woo. I love the tongue action ;)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Lubberly
Jubberly!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# truly
beautiful.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# wonderful!
here's to their success.

goatse. ick!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Best wishes
in your campaign lads!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Britney's crabs were driving her nuts.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# eww
heh
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# hahahahahaahaha
:)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# her eyes were like spanners
everytime she looked at me my nuts tightened
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# she had the kind of legs
that went all the way down to the floor.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# the kind of legs
that saw more ships come in to dock than portsmouth.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# The kind of
ass you could chew on for a week.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# You could drown in her eyes.
Or was that her swimming pool?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# hummm...
i was no where near him when he drowned in the pool officer.

/barrymore
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I was up to my arms in something
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
tolkein left specific instructions that the movie rights to the book could not be sold to disney, under any circumstances, as he though disney would fuck it up.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Oh he was a genius
thank fuck for that!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# i don't see how they could have made
it any fucking worse. Sooooooooooo.... soooooooooooooooooo... sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# watch it you!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# well
it is.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# watch it you!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Yay!
At last another person who thought LOTR was boring. The only thing that kept me awake was the very large tub of icecream I had.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# uneducated pleb.

get back in your gutter.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# its rubbish
rubbish rubbish rubbish [... and so on ...] rubbish rubbish rubbish
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# there's clearly no need for a post like that is there.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# well
if you read it all, its as interesting as a LOTR film.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Oh, now, I don't think it's that bad
it's just dull Edit/ to the power of snooze.
Right, really do need to get back to work now. So that's it for today from me.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I almost had to
chew my own leg off out of sheer despair...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# As I said, it was only the
icecream that kept me awake. Didn't like the books much either.
sneaks away before gets flamed by everyone
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# wo-oaah
here he comes...
he's a leg-eater...
/bovine
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# You are
so wrong.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# no
*YOU* are so wrong.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Nooo,
you are.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# fraid not
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# You
are in denial
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# disney can make anything bad
nazi mutherfucking human leeches

you didn't like it thats clear - but I loved it. Hollywood has screwed people up for great epic films by creating 20 years odd of complete pap and bollocks
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# I rather like
Lilo and Stitch.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# oh thats
ok
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# me likey velly mush
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# bored

edit - plus monacle
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# i demand a monacle!
edit: yaaaaaaaaaaaay
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# blah blah are we?
yada yada monacle bitches? yada yada
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# if you don't mind, yes please.
you can have some dried fruit if you do.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# do i get
dried fruit???
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# he made it so
needed more emphasis tho.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)
# still
yay
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Oh I say...
I say woo! Woo to the bull in the stovepipe hat!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Nietzsche was mentioed earlier,
so here are some social Darwinists.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I like that
a lot.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# thanks!
No pun is ever too nerdy for b3ta.
One of the reasons why I love it so.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Miss Prism?
Do you think there is any room for me in this social Darwinism thingy?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# yes, they're an amiable bunch
I'm sure they'd shift round so you could pull up a chair.
Haldane'd buy you a pint.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Do you think they might notice my being a monger?
I can wear lots of eye-liner like Lisa Scott Lee to hide my eyes.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Might look a bit tarty, mind.
You still seeing Derek these days?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Luke's Chinese herbalist
warned him he needed to lower his bread pleasure


sorry about this appallingly Jim Davidson~style joke that doesn't even work properly!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# yeast
causes infections everyday FACT!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# erk!
;)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Arf,
that made me larf
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I'm having a bowel movement.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# your
the one for me fatty.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# wahey!
morrissey not a mod though!!

woo!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# thats
what I thought... it confused me...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# how about
Moddissey then instead?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# yay!!
howgoesit?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# allo darlin'! Getcha kit off and schlap it aaaat!
It goes well I guess...drinking lots, causing trouble.....how's you?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# drinking lots
behaving well. :)
get yer baps out then?

are you in brighton this weekend?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Please
can you stop talking about Nork Exposure, I may have to get up from desk at any moment.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# shame you missed
the beachwear themed party I went to on Saturday night then....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# baps safely tucked away under 3 layers of clothing....a wise move seeing as I'm sitting in Breel's office at the moment.
Yeah, I'm in Brighton this weekend - why are you venturing down to the seaside? Let me know if you are....would be great to meet up. Have you still got my number?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# got your number...
(i think)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# ello me luverly
you coming out to play on saturday??
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# I was just thinking about you....
just been to a seminar where the guy doing the presentation was scarily like you. His voice was the same as yours, his face and expressions were very much like yours. Different hair and sideburns. A bit like the lovechild of you and Ben Stiller.

What's going on on Saturday then? I'm around. Is there a Brighton b3ta sesh or summink? What - where - when?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# check me profile
m'dear :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)
# have you beautiful ladies been introduced to
guinevere yet?

I'm trying to get as many b3ta people to Norwich on 11th October as physicaly possible, you know you want to come...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Why, what's going on in Norwich? B3TA bash?
I always want to come, just not usually in Norwich. :P
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# good lord
yer in a saucy mood!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# the thought of you perhaps being no more than a 10 minute walk from where I am
leaves me week at the knees, my sweet.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# are you staying in london tonight then?
hugs to breel from me :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Ooh, 11th eh.......
*scuttles off for further inspection*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# ahhhh you are spelling her name the right way now?
yep been to visit her! : )
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# woops.
Sholda stuck with Kurt Cobain then!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# durh?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# also not a mod


anyone in quadrophenia is likely to have been a mod... or at least looked like one.

the jam, the who, small faces... well loads of others all mods.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Paul Weller,
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# who was in The Jam, no?
or was it Squeeze?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# The Jam
and The Style Council...ahem...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Style Council
and JAM
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# The Style Council
by turns sublime and terrible.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# The Jam
then the Style Council
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# and this
man knows his stylish music.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# one persons stylish
sadly is anothers cheesy dross
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# whats
all this about mods?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# very cunning edit there!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# A cunning stunt indeed.
Right, i'm orf for food otherwise I'm going to have to eat someones leg.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# you can eat my leg!
i would do anything for love...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Oh ooh
here he comes,
watch out boys he'll chew yer leg.
Oh ooh,
here he comes,
He's the leg eater.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I saw quadraphenia
at the cinema on the second showing...

twas good and the bloke I was with swears he saw the leg disapear on top of the cliff so he never comitted suicide....

heck I was too buisy skinning up.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# The Lesley Ash shag alley
is Brighton's top tourist attraction.

43.78% FACTOID!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# can
we be sure that he isn't ?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Fone him!
0800 TOTAL-TWAT
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# No
He's just standing behind Hugo
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Quiffy bum bandit bastard!

Hit him with sticks!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# now that's clever!
why didn't i think of that?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# ack, bejeesus..
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Ah, what a great time for the board to unbork.
Woo!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# parfait!
I love these!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha,
ha ha ha ha ha.
we have our very own, private, Gary Larson.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# It's great isn't it
And the guy below's not too shabby either!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# we have some
top notch artists on here.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# And some more
who just never show us their work......
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# hint?
hint?

;)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# You've been following this endless saga
then?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# nope
i'm just a mind reader.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
#



Sorry.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I think Mr Bovine needs
to get creative rather sharpish, it's been too long...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# It has been awhile,
but I've been doing other stuff.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Well,
I expect something on my desk by 9 o clock tomorrow
/schoolteacher
: )
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# I will try and
remember to send something to the good Dr tonight.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# i just gotta put some finishing touches
to me mongoose strip tonight, then it's winging it's way to yoooooou!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# including you and dr dunno too
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# You're not too bad yourself,
Twat.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Can we stop
sucking each others' cocks now please....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# i have a monkey
with a fez and an accordian who does it for me.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# that's my girlfriend you're talking about
grrrr. :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha.
:)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# yes!
Very Larsonesque, and very woo.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# genius.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
if you don't get these in the papers.

you know where my fist'll go!


with some aid from vaseline
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# It's
underway... I'm trying....
*shivers*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# hehehe
highly impressive!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# rar!
I say, rar!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Excellent stuff
woo
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# they are cool
i say woo and yay to you sir!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# yay!
proper moo like!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# woo
these are superb.
truly splendiferous.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# these are getting better and better
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# after a coupla days of colour animation


click for big flava

it's time to go back to the old skool
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Eeew
that is very woo, but eew!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# You still
rock various bits of my world.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Is that you he's drawn a picture of?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# No,
that's you that is.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# no, it's him over there
heh heh, look at him, and his bumfluff 'tache, heh heh heh.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# history today
See that Peter Beardsley?
I am aware of him
That's your girlfriend that is.

eek!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Yay to you
and your shrinkage!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I have
a long way to go, but thank you.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Yeah, but s'all good
There was some bloke on the beeb this morning complaining about how he had gone from 30st to 60st coz he'd been immobilised and had just 'ate and ate and ate'. No sense of will-power at all.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Its hard work,
it really is, but it does all come down to will power in the end.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# eat
more crisps.....


just kidding!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Won't power
shirley?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Of course it is
but the results will be worth it. And anyway, losing weight slowly makes it easier to keep it off.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# That is
the hard part.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Of course it is.
But unless you want to make yourself ill and lose all your friends coz of your halitosis due to the Atkins diet or whatever, it's the only way to go.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# No, really
it's okay.
And why are you still claiming to be callipygian when you have confessed you aren't?
Edit/ tee hee, just spotted the name change! You know it's always better to tell the truth...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# cos i can't remember the word for hairy arses!
.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# dasypygal (da-si-PYE-gul)
/helpful :o)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# 'ello you.
Not at work?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Yep, I'm here
They make me work, sometimes.
But I'm putting up a good fight.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# that's the badger!
ta. i deleted me awad mail.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Hey you
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# No I hadn't
Woo hoo! That's fab!! I had thought about trying to get the CCCP on your shirt, but was waaaay too difficult.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Can you instead try and convince.
some of these lazy boarders that we're worth coming to see live?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Look, there' s no
way I'm showing my norks just to get some more tickets sold!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# *waits*




DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT'S GONNA WORK...





.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Dunno what you're waiting for, mate.
Anyway, this is so far down the board now, noone will notice anyway.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Was waiting to see if you got a reaction
Can't you change your name to "MizEmma is going to see Dr. Dunno's band tomorrow night and invites anyone else to come along and she'll consider letting you see her norks..." ?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I'll think about it
but not the norks viewage bit!
Sorry, folks, gotta head out this afternoon so bye for today.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# I noticed.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Did you notice
she changed what she'd said about her norks?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Eh?
I didn't change what I said about my norks - I said I WASN'T going to show them, not even for you.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# top drawing.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# "sniff"
smells great to me!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# like 'real ghostbusters' tubs of ectoplasm
that've been left open too long.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# i had good ideas
but they didnt work out, oh well.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# it's more likely
to be a product of the early learning centre :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# That'd never fit up my tumpsy.
.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# A deflated
zeppelin wouldn't fit up there.
I've heard it's the back up venue for the Albert Hall.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# does it have
mushrooms dangling from the roof?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# argh!
the snake!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# How should I know?
I've never been to the Albert Hall.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Yes you have.
You did your one-woman show there.

A pitiful act, based soley on how disgusting you could be.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# You're just jealous.
At least I get good guests up my cunt.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# you are so crude
Dawn, I'm shocked
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I'm sorry Pootle.
I know I shouldn't swear, but that's the third time today that Bovine has made Rue d'Remarks about my tumpsy.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# ignore him
he's just a big smelly.
He's trying to put everyone else off, so he can have you to himself
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I thought so.
He always tries to buy it a drink.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# The audience is OK
just a shame about the performers
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# They were Romanian Gypsies!
I said they could come in and perform, but they ended up winkling the fillings out of my guests' teeth.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# There's a field that we drive past every day
that used to be full of rabbits. The gypsies and their stinking kids move in, within days the rabbits were gone. Did they move off in a huff or did they become pie?
Who knows, either way, a tragedy.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Even Bill's windows were susceptible to windows ME
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# what an ugly man
he is
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# nice wiping action
you got there
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# ME is shit
but i'm not upgrading to XP
thats even worse
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# if it's so bad
make something better
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# what am i?
an operating system designing bitch?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# you're...
..keeping... ME?
that's, erm, brave of you.

pilfer a copy of 2k pro - it actually works!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# i could always downgrade
to 3.0
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# 3.11
otherwise you won't get networking, will you?
no b3ta

correct me if i'm wrong
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# no
you are wrong, XP is a significant improvement on ME, which is nothing more than a skin for 98.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# i just don't like xp.
it looks too... scary
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# it's not.
i run 2k pro on my desktop, and just got a laptop that came with XP home edition on it - would have preferred pro (I like pages of settings, not sodding "wizards"), but after making the buttons smaller and changing the Teletubby Land background (you must know the one I'm on about), it's no worse than 2k.
note: not better, just.. not worse.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# XP has worked on my old 500 Celeron
far better than anything previously, including Win2k.
I've been surprisingly happy with it (apart from it bluetooth suport which is laughable)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# plus
some seemingly minor, but actual major changes that just bork up.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Actually
I got the impression that ME was significantly worse than 98.
Win XP is actually stable and usable (i.e. what Windows 95 should have been)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# just in case anyone here cares...
ME was a botched attempt at 98 without DOS underneath. XP, on the other hand, is based on the 2k (and earlier NT) code, which was never designed to run on top of DOS in the first place.
hence it's much cleaner, yet the claims of very old games not running well are probably true - DOS is emulated nowadays (a VM type thing), I think.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Nice - lots of lovely pictures of old things
www.nostalgiacentral.com/

But I think they nicked the design from seethru/ themoononline - unless it's the same people.


www.megophone.com/neuyork.html - Map of NY in 1939 with Berlin street names.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# DEATH TO THE PAST!
I remember Liters of Pee and the Partridge Family!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Cleanse them from your mind
and you will at last begin to live
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I did.
But they keep coming back to haunt me in dreams. Confusing dreams.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Staple your eyelids open
and go without sleep for six months. This should sort out the problem.
If it doesn't, we may just have to shave your eyelids off altogether.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# You're so good to me.
Nobody ever took an interest in my brain before.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# that's cos they
are just after your tumpsy
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I knew that.
I just like to lob a little star of hope in their path.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# You've had a difficult
life so far, Dawn. If an old hag like me can pass on any knowledge before I die, then I may do so happily.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# You are my mentor and role-mogle.
I shall succeed in taking over the Earth.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Will you make
weaves compulsory?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Arf!
But wouldn't it be older brother to be a premake?
/pedant
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# depends
if they made the film about the younger brother first ?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Excellent
that would get a very nice Dangermouse wooyay if Teleworst hadn't deleted my account...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# it's
the thought that counts ! ;)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# After the carrot factory ear injury….
Rugby was very unhappy
with his prosthetics…

(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# what he needs is some make up..
...in the eyes of course
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I don't use Rabbits to test my unguents on.
They don't scream, so how can you tell a product is rotting their eyes?

I drag people in off the streets under the guise of a "Free Makeover".
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# what what?
free makeover? gotta get me some of that
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I will, of course, be testing out some new products on you.
You will need to sign a waiver form in case your face/hair/hands rot off.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# only if you dress as a badger
and perform the whole operation hopping on one leg
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Awfully demanding, aren't you?
Are you Nigerian?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# i am not knowing of what you are tlaking
please, i am not fool you
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I only do Nigerians.
It's because of a family curse.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# a bit to the left Rugby...
perfect, hold it there..
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Well that sort of thing
never gets a good reception

ba-dum, tisch!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# did you hear about the two television arials getting married?
The wedding was crap but the reception was fantastic...

I thank yeeeew
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# "i'm here all week - please try the fish."
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# did anyone
try the fish?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# yes
it wasn't good..
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# rabbits that pick up freeview
whatever next?

kittens compatible 802.11b??

/geek
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# m'hay
goyvin
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# they already are
they now moving onto enhanced 802.11g with a 2 km range... eh?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Tee hee hee
aww bless him and his new bunny ears!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# google images + "durex"
= this:

www.willyworries.com/index.php (nsfw)

it has a gallery, I didnt stick around to find out what was in there...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# i'll jack this
instead

tj: does anyone know of any apps that'll edit/ refettle wmv's?

i've tried Vdub, tmpgenc and media cleaner with no luck :-(


edit: oooh, i like the looks of this, but seems you have to pay :-(
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# err there's a
little app in windows itself I think that will export the wmv to an avi or mpg... that could help :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# well
that narrows it down ;-)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# tmpgenc
tmpgenc can open WMVs.
When you browse for a file, change the 'files of type' to *.* and it opens them no problem
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Have you tried this?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# try
VirtualDub
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# please
READ THE POST

"i've tried Vdub, tmpgenc and media cleaner with no luck :-("
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
#
M$ Movie Maker 2.

'tis crap but it may just do what u want.



(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# oooohh
NSFW, but want to look soooo much!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# The Gallery isn't BAD - very small images.
But does make you kinda lose your appetite
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I don't really understand the what people are complaining about.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# hehe
i like that
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# hehe
i'm CB1
wooo city centre!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Why were you not at the bash?
I brought a tiger with the intention of swapping it.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# .
didn't know it was on :(
was away from b3ta for a while so musta missed the flyer or something.

SHIT! I have a bear just sitting around too.
Which pubs did you go to?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Anchor.
There's photos somewhere on the web. DjDirect's ex girlfriend poored a pint over him. It was quite amusing.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# oooh
i go to the Flying Pig and The Tram quite a lot.
if I had a boat I'd call it "W"
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# hehe
I'm CB4
wooo middle of fucking nowhere!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I live CB4 too. By Jesus Green.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# that
is bloody brillllllliant
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# brilliant!
Typical they got a Hampstead winner, though.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# damn- b3tan to it
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I know nothing of London postcodes.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Well, learn
dammit! These things are important.
NW3 - rich people
NW5 - crawling with b3tans
Edit/ sorry I'll put N1 back - Islington - a law unto itself
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# hmm
N1 sucks. too much scum hanging about the place keeping it mucky.

And don't get me started on the 5 starbucks, 2 All Bar One's and a Lloyds bar. Fucking Mass market chain shite.

/rant

EDIT - why take N1 off your post?...now I look stoopid
EDIT - ta... it's a mental hell hole and that's for sure
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Blimey - is it really that bad now?
Have to say, not been down Upper Street for years. Though did spend much of my yoof round there.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# put it this way
My missus was riding her bike along Upper St
and some little git pelted her with rocks, all
our neighbours are white-trash alcoholics and
there is a constant collection of burnt out stolen cars at the end of our street.

The biggest queue on a Saturday night it outside the Walkabout and the next biggest is O'Neals and all the people queueing seem to be wearing their best ben sherman or some turquoise mini dress from Miss Selfridge.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Gah - don't give
anything to anyone who lives in NW3 - they're all bloody rich - Hampstead, Belsize Park, Primrose Hill.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Sheik it baby
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# wouldn't a sheep-cow be a great beast of burden?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# yes
yes it would
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# This is crap
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Then you
should have listened to my advice earlier!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I bookmarked that
as I've always has problems colour matching, and that was the best advice I've seen on the subject. So it was worthwhile after all :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Um,
sadly I changed the post to read "Helpful advice removed due to ungrateful bastard" but I can Arthur you the little hint if you want.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# And I did thank you.
Not straight away as I scuttled off to try your tips.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# well then
I apologise
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# That would be wonderful.
Thank you :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# me too
please!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Bugger,
I just sent it, but I am sure Mr Moore will send it on to you.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# He'd better
or I'll have his guts for garters
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Cor
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# On it now.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Supermoore - post lunch spazz update:
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Point conceded.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# i
dont know about colour matching.
but i once made this!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# That's pretty nifty that is.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# that's quite woo!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# how useful!
thanks :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I like this
It gives you the midpoints between 2 colours - very useful for getting a good range and also tasty light colours
theartofwar.pitas.com
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I did
And I am playing with layers and colous now.

This may take a while.

Thanks for the advice though. I am sure I will get there in the end.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Well,
you could have said thanks or something.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# what advice was that
can you link to it please.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Ooooh
I'll get you, David Icke!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

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