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# It's Friday

(treeface, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# suit you sir
ooh
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Woo...
what a good idea. Could be a flaw in your plan though - do gay people drink beer? I have to drink beer on fridays...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# nope.`
only white wine spritzers
(Christopsy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Do Gay People drink beer?
I doubt it, I mean I never heard of a Gay Bar, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# My theatrical uncle is gay.
He only drinks flaming Sambookas.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)
# but they are lovely drinks
good on your theatrical uncle
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)
# He burned off his handlebar moustache though once.
He's always showing off to young men.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)
# yeah but those are purely for debauched sex parties
and not the actual drinking of alocoholic beverages.

Or has the media been lying to me again?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)
# You only have
to be gay for a bit
And beer is fine, if done in an appropriate fashion
(treeface, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# i usually get more and more gay
the more beer i drink.

(Christopsy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)
# That's what my uncle says about straight men:
What's the difference between a gay man and a straight man?

About six pints.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# you mean
with your pinkie finger and everything?
(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# The Gays™
Are prohibited by law from drinking beer as they're not Real Men.
Ducky.
Come to the bash, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# That's so true.
They drink something called Crystal Meth, so my theatrical uncle tells me.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Does he
wear fluffy slippers?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I believe so.
They have little cha-cha heels on them.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Sven remained unimpressed...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# That is top stuff
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Hee hee hee
poor Sven. Take it back, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# YAY!
houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Woo!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!

*wheeze*
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry again...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Sweet Jesus
...that's BOSS! tee and indeed hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# That's version 7...
V.6 was a bit buggy
The pilage feature was a little weak too- only every really got "mild ruck" on my machine
Tis one looks good though
(treeface, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# I would like to advertise for a Viking husband.
I believe they can put up shelves and things like that.

I'm only 4' 11'. Like Kylie.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# is that the width
of your fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Hang on...
Yes it is.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Viking next door neighbours
would do the trick as well. Mind you then you maybe wouldn't get to wear the hat....
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# but would you be OK
with all the late night drinking, raping and pillaging?
Though as you were at college in brixton, it may sound like a nice restful change
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I'd love that.
Par-tay!
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# hello Dawn
can you sing like Kylie?

if so, please don't :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I have an 7 octave range...
...and can wake the dead.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# can you bring back my dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I'd better not.
The last time I tried that for a friend, I ruptured all its internal organs.

It wasn't very pretty.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# WOW
That's Bonny Tyler and Bonny Langford!
(Lordsy Miss Scarlett, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)
# No kidding!
I can go up and down the scales like a whore on a big dick.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
#
I'd buy it
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# hø
hø!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# yay
Say goodbye to firewalls, hello to firey thatched roof!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I have spent 3 hours on the Queue to NTL
this week and they haven't even got round to beginning to sort my problem yet - the gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# That's fantastic!
I want one!
(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# ...
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# you 'acquired' that from weebl
i believe?

most woosome though
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# no no no no no no no no no no......
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# yikes
look at the swingers on that badger
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# BADGER!
badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger! badger!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)
# MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# afffrriicaaaaan snakeeee
snakkkeeee
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)
# badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
MUSHroom mushROOM
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] First post - woo yay woo!!
Biking Viking...



Thankyouverymuch.
(network_fixer_man, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# woo.
I imagine that would look cool animated.
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Depends which bit
gets animated though really...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Spose'
I could of put in some effort and made the blokey ride accross the screen or sommat
(network_fixer_man, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)
# woo!
great first post!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# nice one
welcome aboard:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Arf - and welcome
Click for Biggy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# welcome pull up a kitten etc
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Woo new you

I shall super-woo you for a first image. Normally by this time nobody will ever post anything else about your picture, but as it's your first post you'll no doubt be looking back to see if anyone else bothered to reply... So yes, it's a good pic, well done, woo, and all that.

Now smile and feel contented my freind.
(McGeorge, Sat 6 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# liking biking viking
.
(blootery, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# .
/belatedly
(blootery, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Don't Put Firecrackers up your Bum
That's not what they're for !

illawarramercury.com.au/articles/2003/09/03/1062515432209.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh! that stings

this is my first piece which I have deemed unworthy of a new thread
(and i've put out some dodgy stuff before so that's saying something)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Ouch!
I imagine that hurt a fair bit.

Bet he feels rather sheepish now...
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I'm always putting things up my tumpsy.
Mostly spliff to hide it from Sue Drawbridge, my care worker.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Mornin Dawn
how's tricks
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Fine.
Yesterday, I made £47.50 from my filth sessions. Now I only have £1,559.50 to pay for my new weave computer.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Keep up the
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Not Lighted Spliff I hope !
@Specially if there's already a Firecracker up there !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)
# No you big silly!
I put weed in a penny bag and shove it up. I get searched now when I come back to the home.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Glad you put it in a bag
Otherwise it'd bring a hole new meaning to the phrase "Smokin some good shit" !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I don't shit out of my tumpsy!
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)
# what a fucktard
he'll be up for a darwin award
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Don't you need to have died
for a Darwin?
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# He could get an
honourable mention...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# he's unable to reproduce
so he's taken himself out of the gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Oh yeah,
that's true. He can get a Darwin then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Furry muff
Done the planet a favour then...
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Spoon?
As I am Trisomy 21, would I get a Darwin Award?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# naughty girl
you know full well what a darwin award is for
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Is it for dirty people?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# mmm
filth
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Not as long as
you are still an active member of the gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Ooh I'd say I am.
I diddled loads of old men yesterday as part of my payback campaign.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Simon's tap dancing-routine
wasn't impressing anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# why not?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# he had aids!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111omgrofl!!?!111
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Elephant bungee championships?


From Sky News...
(G-Funk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Normally the best of friends...

even vikings row when drunk!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# they are Gauls not vikings
and lived 500 years before the vikings.
/pedantic git
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Oooooooh
well they look like Vikings... I never was any good at history.
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Sorry
I suppose I should have at least let someone say something nice, before my pedantry kicked in
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Im still waiting
for someone to say something nice - so you may as well go ahead!!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# maybe if the picture
had been...
I'll stop
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# I wonder if Obelix is a shower or a grower?
I reckon he might have polystyrene ovaries like me.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I'd say he was a blower
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)
# See
Asterix Vs the Normans
for viking antics

(rather confusing as we all know that normans are french, but in them days vikings were normans to the french)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# normans were abunch of VIKINGS that took over northern france
North men... So you're right twice..
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)
# stained
glass
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Doh
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Your search for "minimocks" matched 14 messages from the archive:
Come to the bash, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Your search for "b3tan4large" has broke the server.
:P
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# not my bloody server it didn't
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Well, it wouldn't
unless you host the b3ta search?
/arse

Come to the bash, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# A good reply
excellently delivered.

/polite applause
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)
# A bit cheeky though
he'll beat me up tomorrow

Come to the bash, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# GCII ?
thisisnotalovesong
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# crap
but I don't care

(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# "Jimmy Crack corn but
I don't care"
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# could you explain that line
to me, it's been confusing me for a while.
I can't tell if it's some late 50s reference that's just passed me by or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
#
www.straightdope.com/classics/a981030.html
Maddox said "crack corn" came from the old English term "crack," meaning gossip, and that "cracking corn" was a traditional Shenandoah expression for "sitting around chitchatting." Maddox claimed "Jimmy Crack Corn" was an abolitionist song, and that "blue-tail fly" referred to federal troops in their blue uniforms overthrowing the slave owners.
Come to the bash, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Or
# The most common explanation for the origin of this phrase is that it is from corncracker, or someone who distills corn whiskey (cracking corn is to crush it into a mash for distillation). The song lyric "Jimmy Crack Corn" is a reference to this. In the song a slave sings about his master got drunk, fell, hit his head, and died. And the slave "don't care." The usage, however, is probably not the origin of the term cracker.
phobos.ramapo.edu/~pchang/etymology_of_hate.htm
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Thanks for looking it up..,
it was only related by "Crap but I don't care" purely pop culture...
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# by 'eck
you learn something new everyday!

*impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# It's amazing what
search engines can do.
Come to the bash, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# B3ta is supoib...
I only thought Americans would get that...but thank god for the "intryweb"...
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# gosh.
aren't you da factualist.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Just a late 50's reference...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# odd
the postman's not been yet
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Terrible Music Pun
Eddie Val Hallan
I know it's terrible, but I have to do it whilst the boss ain't watching ;)
(Surgeon_General, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Arf!
I'm expecting Ray and Dave Davies with horned helmets and axes any time soon...
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# You're right! :)
Speaking of music, I have a shitload of tickets to see Limp Spaztik Bizkit at Finsbury Park this Saturday. This Girl, Biffy Clyro, A, and The Cooper Temple Clause are supporting.

Anyone want some? They're free!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# You'd be better off
wiping your arse with them.
Anyone want free tickets for a gig tonight in Farringdon?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# no way
I'm going clubbing with the lads and my bird*

*watching Top of the Pops with my wife and sons
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Anyone want to come see my band
in Nottingham tonight? It's not free but it will be excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# who
and where ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Blimey
We are Kiajaroovah and we are playing Junktion7 tonight supporting Like a Kind of Matador and Old Basford. £3 on the door apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Are you going to play "Too Shy"?
and what's your hair like these days?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Hush hush
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Eye to eye
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Not this time we
are trying to move in a new direction. If you see Limahl tell him we think he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# ohh
"KIAJAROOVAH - Mudhoney being beaten & remade by Queens of the Stone Age "
that's what junktion7.co.uk say, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)
# might
come along - have to see what t'others are up to though ! i'll hurl a plastic pint glass at you...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)
# I'd love to but I can't.
Fancy coming to see mine?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I'm afraid
I've already got plans for this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Never mind
anything nice?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# In the absence of any imagination on my part...
...have a kitten with badly pasted on viking hat and axe. It's comedy gold! :|

(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# never fear
i'm sure there will be many more worse than that - and most of them won't be deliberate
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# actually
I quite like that!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# looks
OK to me - but then i'm from the school of "it's the thought that counts - and anyway my boss could be around any moment now"
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# MEØW!
make it a compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] LØllipØp lady
(MrMessiah, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# surely that should be
shhtøp!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# carry on!!!
(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# this road's
not ready yet
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# schtøp!
this comment is not ready yet
go back, check your data, then try again
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Damn
shoulda known that, used to go out with a Swede (note upper case S there)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# what,
did you assume i'd think that you thought i would think that you like to rim vegetables?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# kev thought he looked pretty damn hot...
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# but felt a like a dick
when it stung him in the back if the head.
(Blackrock, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Meles Badgersson
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# that's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# What a bodgeringly
good badger. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# that's lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Them attention seeking females on forums!
(carrollj, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# seen it, is funny
isnt your own work though is it

we preffer if you post stuff you made yourself,
not sutff you find off the internet - a link will suffice in the case :)

try the FAQ it's tasty
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# especially with a side order of fries
and salad cream.
(Maels, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# ooh
chips and salad cream - humdinger !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:22, archived)
#
Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# going purely by tefs statement
may I point you in the direction of the FAQ?

Please make your own pictures. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# directed by different username is a bit of clue if you haven't seen it before
:)

also: remember mystery bob and dan#'s fringe show.
they had a very silly flyer saying we should come
even though everyone thinks it shite.

www.b3ta.com/board/1913676
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# when i was little jobe,
i spelt pirate "pierat" and i wondered what a pie-rat would look like. turns out its this.

i know its shit but i dont care today. just been told i am not needed at my job after today and have fuck all money and i hate everyone. theyre all gay. rant over.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# there all gay?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# their all gay
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# hmm
bit of a grey area that one
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# their all grey?
.
(fiver_til_friday, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# as long as
it's not that ludicrous "they're"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# that would
just make me so angry
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
#
They are = they're
Whyzat ludicrous?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
# long
story

basically just get all your grammar wrong and everthing will make sense after a while
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# No of the problem thens that I be usual having
Not be presenting no difficult not no more then. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# that was like
babelfish japanese

brilliant
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Of your website band and music then I like be much of it.
Sounds good in the ears of mine on my head oh yes good lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# why thank you
knew it was a good idea sticking the link on there...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# When used before
"all gay" the correct format is your/their/there/were. Any apostrophes are SICK and WRONG, I tell you!

Come to the bash, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# *point conceded*
I'm so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# your so sorry?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I be so so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# much like
you're all gay ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# your all gay
dumbo!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:22, archived)
# i
thought it was a play on that ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# it was
but never use "you're" next to "all gay"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# oh
yeah - i'm dead confused now...bugger !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# and
leave my elephantism out of this !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# At least
it wasnt a poorat
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# That's a bunch of bum grapes.
Tough break.
If they're a bunch of cnuts why worry? Enjoy the dole...and best of luck in a job hunt styleee.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:22, archived)
# thank
you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# i hope you get a new, better job soon matey
and they all die of cancer
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)

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