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# Another bad music pun
Dane Bowers
My own idiocy sickens me.
(Surgeon_General, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# talentless oik?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I am
but don't spread it all over the 'boards...
(Surgeon_General, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# or
Cunty Cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Knuty Knut
me thinks
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Talentless fuck
is he dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Not yet, but soon
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Not... quite....
there. That should do it.
*brushes hands together in a kind-of "job done" kind of movement...*
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The Viking Decendant Reunion was short lived...


...Luckily they had swords!
(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# had

to get it out of my head.
Abdominal snowman.
(Capt'n Fabulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Doh!
A deer, a female deer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# hehe
saw that episode again the other night. always makes me chuckle that.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing was more feared in Saxon times

than the dreaded Viking Long Cat....
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# eeep!
imagine the size of the turds that could produce!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# they'd
have a job burying it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Surely
they'd just burn it and chuck it in the ocean with typical viking style..
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# I don't think cats
have mastered fire yet. If they have, it's curtains for us!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# He he he he
Can you imagine the chaos when they do?!
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# a lesser spotted wooly pigeon


Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# That's pretty...
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
#
why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# ooh look
I badly shopped a viking helmet on a picture and changed a letter.



green elf needs hummus badly.
green elf is about to die.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I think
that you changed more than 1 letter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# oh yeah
.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] board games may well have been different too...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I bet that hurt
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# ouch
that's got to smart
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# OMG
I really don't want to know where you found the source image(s)

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I'll tell you anyway
A viking, a hospital and my trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# OK
I give in to my curiosity, where did you get the hospital image?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# i shouldn't really say
cough
g e t t y i m a g e s
cough cough
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# That's
a nasty cough you have there, I'd get that nice nurse to have a look at it if I were you.


/thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# ahahahahahaha!
that's gotta hoit!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# OK
The company I do consultancy for in the USA is having a big lunch party with awardson Monday in Holland Park, London.

The owner of the company would like to preserve the moment on video.

Anyone out there interested in filming it, must have their own digital camera, we will pay for stock, you will get a slap up three course meal and booze, travel expenses and a small fee to be negotiated.

The 'shoot' will be - filming people arriving, few pack shots of people having their cocktails, the awards ceremony (with yours truly introducing) and that's it - then eat and get pissed...

any takers? email address in profile...

thank you

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I can give you hosting tips
if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I hear
www.uh-hosting.com are very competitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# i cant imagine
anyone wanting to take part in this...
(icedragon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# peasant
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# My cousin
has a van full of steadycam stuff and filming bits, but he's a pro and expensive... probably not what you wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# getting paid to eat food?
not interested, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I work in Holland park
but don't have a video camera. I am, however very good at getting pissed and eating 3 course meals. can I come!
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Do a hutton enquiry
and sketch it.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Travel expenses?
Will they pay for me to come down from Jockland? Cos I'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# errrrr...probably not...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Damn it!
My chance of free food foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I could just film myself wanking into a bucket instead.
Would that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# What,
again?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# What stock
It's digital init?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Yes...
...but digital camcorders still use tapes to record the digital information onto.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# *slaps head*

D'oh

quitely leaves via back door
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# you've not worked in the AV industry
have you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Used to be
(non digital) freelance stills photographer

I didn't read the original post carefully enough - didn't see the "video" word.

Ho Hum
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Egg goes to Work.
Rather then going to work on an eg...oh never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# he looks happy
I like him!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Where did you
Poach that image from?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I'll bet you had to
scramble to get it finished quickly
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# It's a
cracking image.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# And a very good
yolk
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# The Car?
On a photo disc. Crysler Prowler.

Oh wait. HAHAHAHA! (/SLOWBASTARD)
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# It's pun you seee..
egg. poach... oh never mind.

/edit...ah you've got it.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I'm liking that
a great deal
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# He reminds me
of that twat in the Halifax ad, so on that basis I have taken an instant dislike to him. Nice car though.
(Mr Striding, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Who gives you Eggstra?
(Dodges cabbages)
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# is he on his way to las vegas to cover a desert moto-x race
by any chance???
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# The fear?
or just the loathing?
(ad, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# i live for these moments!
woo & yay!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Oooh
I like that a lot!

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Very
(Edit: What MrHaze said), only with more cholesterol! Velly good
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# FAN
TA
STIC!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Eirik was sure that Bjorn had misunderstood the idea of 'Grapes and Spillage'
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Only took me 1 year, 83 days, 13 hours and 40 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# 1% FPs. Very good.
Compared to my shocking 0.049%
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# thats fantastic compared to my
0.00% of fps
(icedragon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I also have
0.00% of fps
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# 3 out of 9700-odd is as close to 0 as makes no difference
i feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# i think i may have pissed off
one of the mods when i first joined...
(icedragon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# actually i've just realised, it's 4 out of 9700-odd
i dont care any more, it seems pointless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Only one..?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# etchnically mine is a divide by zero error
i had a fp once. *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# No it's not.
Unless you've posted 0 messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Mine is
0.068306010928961748633879781420765%
though that's now wrong as haven't counted this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# 0.0205198358%
(and I did count this one after you handy hint!)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# mine's nice and simple
0% = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# err
0.02%
and I didn't really create the one - it was a colaboration..I'm realy poo
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I think there's too many challenge posts at the moment
I spent ages looking for the viking in that. Well done =)
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# There
always is on a Friday - tis one reason why I fucked off for a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Weee!
Congrats!

I celebrated 2500 posts last night . This makes me officially a sad bastard with no life. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# nah
you're a lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Alright, then...
sad bastard in training.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh, Look at the size of my Longboat!
(Fishrat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# LOL
tops
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I have never
been happier to see a redex than after reading the name of that picture.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Horned helmet?
(Pelle ghola, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# nice
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# My fave
so far

moooooo!
(the_invisible_dog, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Finally... the mystery of Loch Ness is solved!

Clicky for bigger
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Heheh.
Very good :D
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I
likey that.
Yessir.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I'd always suspected!
And now you have proof! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Hehe
Good one.
(rhallstr, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# huzzah
tis good
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Very good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# like that a lott.
I wondered what might happen, then it hit me. well done
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Excellent
laughing action there! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# hehehe
prow-ess!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# great pic!
you've got some very odd looking tags on your image source you know... the height="" one was squashing it on my browser
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Upsy-daisy.
Should be OK now.
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# top notch !
houpla
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# That's genius
right there!
(Mr Striding, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# that's just simply
fantastic. Got a good laugh out of me this morning. :)
(Nickface, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
#
fantastic all class

woow yay
([DR]_Evil, Sat 6 Sep 2003, 6:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Norse there be no treasure here
(Hugh G Rection, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Teehee
Damn internet treasures!
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I ain't getting on no longboat, crazy foo
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# i likey
sort of...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaha
skill!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
#
choice ;)
([DR]_Evil, Sat 6 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry] seeing vikings are in fashion...
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# hehe
i like it
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# clap clap clap
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# thrush thrush thrush
(stone the crows, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# gonorrhea?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
brilliant. these are f'in ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# that is skill
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# ahahaahh!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Ooog Booga
That's glorious
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Awesome
(rhallstr, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
cracking :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Fantasmo
orgasmo.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahhaa
best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Norse

first post... hello
(manmuffin, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# manmuffin
tee hee what a silly name.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Whaaat? Is there a brighton
bash tomorrow? How rare..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Yes, there is
I'm surprised you haven't heard about it. All the best people will be there. And so will I be.
Come to the bash, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# really?
ooh i think i recognise that flyer - I've seen it somewhere before..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Isn't it remarkable?
I believe the designer of the flier will be there too
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# :( Boohoohoo
We'll be there for the next one!
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Hooray!
You 2 have lurked for too long. Hope mrdan drives safely.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# <mr dan>
I'm quite sure I will scare the crap out of all concerned.
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# oh I'd like to meet them
:-)
I must come.. I wonder who else will join us?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Witty and dazzling socialites
I'm sure!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# we're very nice.
can licky dog come next time?
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# and me
as well
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Oooh... more newcomers!
Tonight we shall feast!

Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# yay
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Make it støp

Bigger me big boy!
I might fall off this bandwagon soon!
(Surgeon_General, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)

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