hahah woo!i have one like that in my profile!
yes i do!
(yes i do!
popt_art,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:03,
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Susan put a brave face on but she knew the Hudson deal was a failure.
Obviously inspired by the ace reservation picky from last week, only not as funny. Sorry I can’t remember who did it.
underneath the weeping willow,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:48,
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I know I know.I'm so low on hummus today.
( underneath the weeping willow,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:55,
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After an Imperial Probe was detected on Hoth...
...Rebel Command became increasingly paranoid.
Right, that's that out of my head. Down the pub now.
a friend of mine built an ampfor noel gallagher that goes up to 11
( Reverend Dan,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:43,
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i knowbut its nice that someone is keeping the dream alive.
my mate, not gallagher obviously
(my mate, not gallagher obviously
Reverend Dan,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:45,
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It's not very hard. Just change the bit around the nobs...'sayin.
(
EvS,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:46,
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yes,just put on a new faceplate on the amp with the numbers squidged up a bit.
( bananaman,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:48,
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best film quote ever -"i locate mandolin strings in the middle of the desert, I even prise the rent out of the local hebrews..."
( Reverend Dan,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:43,
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the most stupid movie quoteguy1 "its a chawenkoff light"
guy2 " a chawenkoff light? whats that?"
guy1 "i dont know"
king kong vs godzilla
that still makes me laugh when i say it
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:46,
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guy2 " a chawenkoff light? whats that?"
guy1 "i dont know"
king kong vs godzilla
that still makes me laugh when i say it
hahahahaha!i must see that. don't tell me who wins
( Reverend Dan,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:46,
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its a good onea must see...youll laugh your ass off at the chawenkoff light part
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:53,
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of course:)
a buddy of mine is a real nut and has the rarely-heard-of CD-ROM edition (I've seen this thing) which has a boatload of extras (albeit in tiny postage stamp mid 90's mpeg-o-vision)
he was gutted with the DVD as the bit where the Chauffer gets caned and sings the sinatra song cuts out before you see him fall flat on his face at the end.
(a buddy of mine is a real nut and has the rarely-heard-of CD-ROM edition (I've seen this thing) which has a boatload of extras (albeit in tiny postage stamp mid 90's mpeg-o-vision)
he was gutted with the DVD as the bit where the Chauffer gets caned and sings the sinatra song cuts out before you see him fall flat on his face at the end.
chilledunit,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:51,
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cooli can't wait for A Mighty Wind to come out over here...
( Reverend Dan,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:51,
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no ideaits out on dvd in the us though
just found this: amightywindonline.warnerbros.com/
(just found this: amightywindonline.warnerbros.com/
Reverend Dan,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:56,
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cool!reminds me I must get my Best In Show back from the mate who has it.. :D
( chilledunit,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:00,
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ewwwwwwww..and sargant, if you think that's any kind of warning against fruity loops, you obviously didn't hear my attempted speedcore.
( bananaman,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:40,
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Is there an image for that thought?/edit - well, I can see it now! W/Y/H!
(
King Ralph is drunk,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:40,
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still prefare the big dogs nuts then?
ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:35,
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hahahahahaha
i prefer the three chickens wrench sauce with a side of kitten
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:36,
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i prefer the three chickens wrench sauce with a side of kitten
they're far, far superiorto any other kind of polo. 100% of my opinion.
( bananaman,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:39,
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wronglemon polos are the best
but i've only seen them in france
(but i've only seen them in france
Spoon,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:55,
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nice ideaif I may be so bold as to suggest a pole dancer on the rhinos horn would do the name better
(
Pootle,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:42,
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A polo dancer?Is that where they do the hula but with a polo instead?
(
useful_idiot,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:43,
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my first post is an example of
meme + boredom + photoshop = shite
hello all!
Muns,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:29,
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woo!hello thats realy smooth and nice.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:32,
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welcomethat's a very nice first post.
It's nicely animated, it's a domo, and you've got it down to an amazingly small 36k.
What more could be asked?
edit:and you've selected MSN rather than the dodgy lycos as a host. A wise choice
(It's nicely animated, it's a domo, and you've got it down to an amazingly small 36k.
What more could be asked?
edit:and you've selected MSN rather than the dodgy lycos as a host. A wise choice
Pootle,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:35,
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you should've seen the full thingbefore i decided it was getting out of hand, it was three minutes long and just over a meg.
( Muns,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:41,
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you should post it as a linknext to the one you put on the board.
Those who have the bandwidth can have a look, without it upsetting those who don't
(Those who have the bandwidth can have a look, without it upsetting those who don't
Pootle,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:43,
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i decided against itas it was just another sign of my imminent mental break down.
( Muns,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:49,
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GAAAAAHHH! fucking radio. i've always hated it*kick* *kick*
(
spacefish bong!,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:19,
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tfftfftfftfftfftfftfftfftfftfftffif you can think of better onomatopoeia for the sound a fan makes, let me know.
( _null_,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:21,
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hmm, maybethis is possibly an opportunity for a very large debate.
( _null_,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:28,
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*industrial fan* *industrial fan* *industrial fan* dogsbollocks,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:29,
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radio could save your life, technicallyi won't go into details. it might upset you if you've just had dinner.
( _null_,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:20,
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basicallywhen you have a heart attack, a proven way of reviving yourself without CPR is to rip out the offending organ, attach it and tune it in to radio 4, then wait until you either collapse or the heart gains the quiet, relaxing and informative approach radio 4 offers, and returns to a more peaceful lifestyle inside your bloody open chest cavity.
( _null_,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:25,
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it hasto have a certain degree of exitement in order to restart the heart
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:32,
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orhey radio, you want to come back to mine for... coffee? i know all the ways to pleasure a transistor
( spacefish bong!,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:21,
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haven't yougot better things to be doing than listening to the radio?
( zerolicious,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:24,
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radio sucksapart from Total Rock
im listenin to the new MUSE album
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:21,
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im listenin to the new MUSE album
Good good, I've got £2 off somewhere, might have to use it...
(
King Ralph is drunk,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:24,
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BlimehI forgot it was out already
*curses under breath*
(*curses under breath*
useful_idiot,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:25,
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music on the radio todayis utter bollocks, only good radio is shoutcast
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:22,
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... and listen to Götterdämmerung on Radio 3.Less than two hours left (it started at 5pm).
I've been waiting for another chance to plug Wagner here - although not everyone likes it:
(I've been waiting for another chance to plug Wagner here - although not everyone likes it:
Cassidy : Vissi d'arte,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:34,
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Yeahbut at least it's not passing by at light speed... means we can chill a bit and enjoy it!
( King Ralph is drunk,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:20,
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I need entertainmentotherwise I have to watch a boring show in my theatre again
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:22,
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well I wantto create but my wireless network connection is having a fight between its config and windows taking over so I get cut off every 5 minutes..
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:21,
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somy creationing is rather limited! :/
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:21,
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Then how has munkt0n managed that picture down thar \/:)
( dogsbollocks,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:24,
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well he doesnt seem to have the sameproblem or the wireless xp windows jobby watsits that are fucking it up.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:32,
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well then make something,dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza,
then make something of your own
(then make something of your own
Pootle,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:22,
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did you feel it made the time pass pleasantlyif so, that's entertainment.
It probably won't work on Broadway though.
(It probably won't work on Broadway though.
Pootle,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:31,
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cool..i have some extras of some of them, but i think i might need the rest
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:33,
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you've been here nearly as long as meyet I can't say it's a name I've seen before
that said, I was only here during british working hours for nearly a year.
So Hello!
(that said, I was only here during british working hours for nearly a year.
So Hello!
Pootle,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:33,
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as you can see by how many messages i posted i didnt talk much...i mainly came here to get wallpapers and stuff....just recently started talking..edit: and hello to you too
Arf!Spiffing
Edit: it IS armchair critic, isn't it?
(Edit: it IS armchair critic, isn't it?
useful_idiot,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:19,
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that movie suckedcompared to the other two...the first one was the best though.....
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:28,
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you area loon! woo yay!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:22,
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You Can't Go Wrong With a Spong
Please listen to my Rex The Runt Remix. It's a fine example as to why fruityloops shouldn't produce demo applications.
_null_,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:13,
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i am a foolwho copied the wrong thing into the img tag
( spacefish bong!,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:14,
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tis lovelyI just thought for a moment you were doing some sneaky animation thing that I'd missed.
( Pootle,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:15,
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that tooYour all gay, sounds like an electric six song, maybe the darkness, MUSE at a stretch
Edit: but ur all old too, im only 15, u gonna die first
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:19,
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Edit: but ur all old too, im only 15, u gonna die first
good ohbut we don't have to carry fake id :)
though I did get id'd a few months ago, I could have snogged her, I was 28 at the time
(though I did get id'd a few months ago, I could have snogged her, I was 28 at the time
Pootle,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:29,
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eh?it was a flower a second ago, now it's an evil hypnotist tree creature? woo yay.
( anythingbutthisactually,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:13,
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Especially for Dr Kitteny Berk.......who i apparently pissed off earlier
with lots of hugs and snugs........
thathad the worst set of controls ever....
(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:11,
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yesI never much liked it, though I was told it was classic
( Pootle,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:12,
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they canfight for hours but a second would not pass by sticking at 21
( anythingbutthisactually,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:12,
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Has Lord Vadertricked them all with the old boot-polish on the binoculars gag?
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:08,
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its either the fearor goatse, and the pic just caught them as they were about to turn and run
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:08,
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ahhhis that still going on .Im kinda bored of it now....
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:10,
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MSN Tries something new....they dump the chat-rooms and give you this instead.. it's distgusting I tells you!
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:04,
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yeahbut everyones pretending to be the opposite sex.......right?
( bleepbloop,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:06,
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..and it costs......£1.50 to download for the pleasure!
Ppfff..
Is that Moby ?
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:06,
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Ppfff..
Is that Moby ?
noooooooooooobefore it asks you to pay, just take a screenshot, cut it out and save it! its what i did
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:11,
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It's not spam anymore,it's "occasional carefully targeted marketing information".
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
King Ralph is drunk,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:07,
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Heh.Where'd you get the original for that? I've got an idea...
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:02,
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hewas thinking of where his career would go....and like carrie its behind him....
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:05,
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Loverly!TJ: Any word on the password reminder thingumy for 4rthur? Im still passwordless :(
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:00,
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I sent you an emailwhen you mentioned it the other night
( munkt0n,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:04,
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Yay!Unfortunately, the rare Giant Arctic Tortoise was eventually hunted to extinction by Igloo-builders.
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:01,
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Very niceshoppin!!
Am much wooness!!
(Am much wooness!!
Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh.,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:05,
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hmmtalk about defeating the object!
EDIT: ooh, it animates! woo!
(EDIT: ooh, it animates! woo!
Batsgirl,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:59,
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Oh...erm....uh...that's a bit odd...
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh.,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:05,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make 'em dance"){kind=small}
[insert "moves in mysterious way" gag here]
evening all :)
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:50,
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hehe har harthat made me giggle
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:05,
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I want to be all modest,but seeing Sunshine Elephant celebrating a high number of posts below, I felt like doing so, too... this is my 250th post.
This is one of the first images you find when you enter '250' in google image search, honest.
[Edit] Of course, I would, too.
(This is one of the first images you find when you enter '250' in google image search, honest.
[Edit] Of course, I would, too.
azerty,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:39,
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Found thisin first page
when i googled for 109... which incidentally is my number of posts.
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:47,
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when i googled for 109... which incidentally is my number of posts.
christ manI've just seen your profile, that's a lot of posts in not a lot of time... how does your keyboard bear it?
( alistair,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:42,
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i'm a robot set up by calto check every other post operates correctly
( Sunshine Elephant,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:45,
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and you would have got away with it tooif it wasn't for those pesky kittens
( alistair,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:48,
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no fucking way!!!!!!!1that is my ex girlfriend sylive nemojewska on the far right, unbelievable!!!!
( Alfie,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:41,
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your belming......really?
now I know her name.......
(now I know her name.......
bleepbloop,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:44,
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seriouslyweird, saw her sunday for the first time in ages. Shes not an online girl so I cant point her here unfortunately.
( Alfie,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:46,
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because she isn't onlineit would freak her out even more to see it. Do it!
( bleepbloop,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:49,
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i think you'llfiind that's "cockerel", then (or "cock" - thich may be more apt). how's things?
( 100% of Gibbon,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:56,
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I'd rathersee more of the one in pink.
Foxier than a foxy fox on foxy day.
(,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:50,
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Foxier than a foxy fox on foxy day.
He's got a new girlfriendwhich is a time consuming hobby, so unfortunately not that much any more. We're on the same mailing list, though :-)
( azerty,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:47,
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shes nicestill the same south african girl with the venus de milo proportions?
( Alfie,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:51,
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Yes, she's a verycool girl and obviously the perfect match for him - each time you see them hanging around, they seem to have a fantastic time. Well, almost each time.
( azerty,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:52,
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exactlyI mean hes such a great guy and very tolerant and she has some personal foibles which he is well equipped to help her with. I think.
( Alfie,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:53,
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I just figured out thatI'd need to post at least 410 messages a day for the next
10 days to reach 10,000 posts at my 1 year b3ta birthday.
(10 days to reach 10,000 posts at my 1 year b3ta birthday.
Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh.,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 19:59,
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Given the fact that this is probably the longest thread I ever initiatedI'd extend the motto "You can't go wrong with a spong" with "It always works with big norks".
I know it doesn't rhyme, but it looks good when written down.
(I know it doesn't rhyme, but it looks good when written down.
azerty,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:22,
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