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# She fly...


...and he Supa Fly
(mistersnappy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# superyay!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)
# I've watched him for hours....
..... but have no idea how it does it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Is he
trying to get water out of his lungs?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# haha
awesome. fp it FP ITT!!!1111
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# That's excellent!
Inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# that's
very good
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)
# I keep waiting for the dismount...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Lucky you!
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:19, archived)
# that not only looks amazing
but he's also passing his head right through his ass!
eat your heart out david blaine!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)
# ...or die trying
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:02, archived)
# wow woo yay
mr sheep your stuff rocks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha!
When he unwinds he's going to go all over the place!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)
# What a clever
putty-tat
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:08, archived)
# vicious little bastard

artynoon all
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# That's what I call
a conflict of interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# still
cute though !

Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I always wondered what she was hiding
(Porkfist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# :O
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# But very funny nevertheless ...
And it's only NSFW if your boss is standing right behind you watching you browse a message-board at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)
# hehehehe
"I will only sack you if I see pink bits"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:08, archived)
# chicks with dicks
on pogo sticks!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# now she can bugger a heron
just like the other greek gods
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)
# The long-term memory of a fish lasts 2 seconds ...

hope I'm the first to post this :)
(sev, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:58, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Unfortunately...
That theory has recently been debunked... :-(
(WaldoMcFroog, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# heh!
or perhaps its:
"where am I? I'm under water! I'm drowning! help! where am I? I'm underwater..." etc.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# A living nightmare.
No wonder their eyes bulge.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Very nice
But Recent studies prove otherwise
;)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# What's your name?
- George!
What's your name?
- George!
What's your name?
- George!
What's your name?
- Errr

Job
There's a four week contract for a QA test engineer at my office, starting 13/10/03.
"A minimum of 1 year's full life cycle QA/testing experience is required along with preferably experience of testing software for mobile and wireless devices."
- email me if interested
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:02, archived)
# QA...
Queen's Arse?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:03, archived)
# haha
you have crasy humor
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I'm wacky
me.
Sorry didn't understand it, so thought I should be puerile
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:15, archived)
# do they need any software engineers?
I can program in C, C++, BASIC, Forth, PHP, and various obscure languages, as well as 6502, 6809, Z80, Z180, HD64180, Signetics 2650, 68000, PowerPC, ARM, and x86 assembler.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)
# don't think so
if you've done anything with Symbian OS, you might havce a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:06, archived)
# No
not done anything with Symbian OS. Is there a free SDK available so I can teach myself?

Edit: Google to the rescue.. yes there is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)
# possibly, try
www.symbian.com/developer/index.html

Note - we don't actually have a current vacancy, and you'd probably need quite a bit of proper experience.
In fact, if you had experience, you may be better off applying to Symbian themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:09, archived)
# nahh thats cool
it looks like a good platform to learn, though. Good for the CV and all that. And if anyone out there is looking for a software engineer... PICK ME! PICK ME! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:10, archived)
# no worries
good Symbian OS developers are still fairly thin on the ground
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:12, archived)
#
You have offically passed the required number of programming languages to be classed as an untouchable freak.

well done! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] rob williams

(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Is that shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:57, archived)
# yes
why?
(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:58, archived)
#
I was being sarcastic. It's really rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# enoenoeno1111!!!!LOLLOLOLOL
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Um
are you feeling alright?
You seem to have come down with a troublesome case of typing like a wanker...

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)
# *boik*
If that's Robbies arse I'm eating all my hats.
Even the ones with pins in.
And I will take back all requests I ever made for an increase in the Moob ratio on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:58, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:54, archived)
# lo
.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:55, archived)
# AAAARGH
how does he smell?
(Clockwork, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Jamaska to the other rectum awful
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Genoa then.
:) nearly got them all
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Tolouse?
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
Andover
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:02, archived)
# No!
That's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:55, archived)
# how does he smell?
(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# how rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:02, archived)
# blimey
!!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I know this is a style bite but fuck it!



Steve had just heard one lovely Jubley too many!
(Fieldsie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:53, archived)
# lol
how rare. wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Reverse it hard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Hang on
now
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# To what?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Useless fact:
It takes him 45mins to drink a cup of tea
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:55, archived)
# how
long for a pint then
(Fieldsie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Jamie Oliver?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# No, the Bahamas.
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:57, archived)
# someone keeps moving it upstairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahahahah!

*re-lurk* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
He has a be clever button! But why anyone listens to a scientist who is subject to interference from mini-cabs is beyond me /QI
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Is
that true
(Fieldsie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I sincerely hope so
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# i think i need
a be clever button.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:57, archived)
# .


Sometimes I disappoint even myself with the low-quality of my pics, but I thought I'd share this with you anyway….

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)
# haha
HEEL! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:53, archived)
# excellent
that 'thing' didn't get pissed about with enough
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Agreed.
I thought it was top material. Unfortunately, my skillz aren't up to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Arf!
And woo for frankly shopped looking Cuban mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:53, archived)
# she has an odd taste
in pets
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Christ!
I hadn't seen that one. Her parents are very understanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Queen Victoria Beckham
(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# hahah
fantasmic shopping! much woo1

ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# hehe!
has she got glandular fever?
very woo
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# or mumps
;)

[edit] it's a cracking picture though
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahahahah
That's marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# although I must say...
it reminds me of that Katie bird off of Corry.

phwoar!
(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# OMG, i am hiding
in the cupboard til it goes away!

woo too :)
(I helped save b3ta! wh00ps where's my, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# lol how random of joo!
OMG ASL PEEPS!!!1111
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)
# That's very very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Breath-takingly beautiful.
Such lovely teeth.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# we are amused
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# eee
eck!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# stunning
panowie, panowie, panowie.
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# soup
herb !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# I would...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Give her a toffee !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:53, archived)
# scary
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:54, archived)
# i
like
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:58, archived)
# its the churchill dog!
oooooooooh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:58, archived)
# eeeeee!
has she been reincarnated? (my burning question is, did they really have cream doughnuts back in them tharrr days...?)
(eggmangle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# the most underappreciated superdomo

this morning my flat had no water, and i'm having fish for lunch, it just made sense
(I helped save b3ta! wh00ps where's my, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# domo kunderwater!
i like it
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# poor underappreciated
domo :(

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Yay
That's great
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# t'is
a bit, t'isn't'it
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Which
fish are you having?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# the one
on the right, it's fat, yum
(I helped save b3ta! wh00ps where's my, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# hey, my flat was devoid of water this morning
perhaps we live in the same block?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# a burst pipe
near colliers wood (london) caused my dryness. it took out water from 10 postcodes
(I helped save b3ta! wh00ps where's my, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# What does domo use to wipe his arse?
Domo Kun do it too
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# woo
lol
(Clockwork, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:54, archived)
# tooting?
bitch wasnt it

yay for the pic btw
(bullitt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:54, archived)
# tooting yes
water's back on now :)
(I helped save b3ta! wh00ps where's my, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Yay fish!
Yay Domo!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Terry Thomas the Tank Engine




What a stinker
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Ding Dong!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I say!
How woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# already been done
and much better to boot
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# you beat me to it ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# but not by you,
so cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# stop cunting a small gnomes fist
anyway it was much better..
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# i got one somewhere too...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Oh, I say.
And it's Terry-Thomas actually.

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# And he was Richard Briers' cousin.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# AND!
we stayed in a Devon cottage that he helped to build along with his uncle. Full of T-T pictures and memorabilia. Quate wunderful.
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I'm glad you took it up
but what about the rest of it?
www.b3ta.com/board/2067300
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I never did quite finish this due to the flu
But war is hell.
Clash of the Memes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# who
wins?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I might make it interactive
Then you lot can decide
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# that would
be soup herb! woo for you
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# how utterly
random
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# where are the random police?
(probably somewhere in deep space being ions)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# This is coming up fast on the rails
behind apostrophe abuse, in the league of annoying misuse of language.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I'm never quite sure whether
saying something is random is like saying it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# If it were random
that would be impressive.

It's exceptionally good, but there's nothing random about it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# saying something
is random, is like saying "what the hell made them do that?"

not saying it's shit, it's a bit early to say weather it's shit or not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Yes if I were ever get to complete it, it may well turn out
totally shit. Why are they fighting? Hey, I only make the movies you'd better ask the Memes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Finish it!
Looks great so far
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# reminds me of my "Destroy All Memes" project
which i haven't gotten of my arse to complete

woo
(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# soooouuuund!
neeeeeds SOOOUUUNND!

but it's very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# I'm thinking about giving up smoking


Due to my current illness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# you suffer from sepia?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# erg?
hope you're not too ill. Smoking kills by the way. I read it on a packet of JPS i was smoking through my trachiotomy hole.
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# id give up smoking too
if i suffered from space suit itis

besides.. how do ya put em out?
or see anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I think
you'd have to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# yay!
eat them on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# A suggestion for you lot
Since i can't be arsed, here's a suggestion 4 u. JEREMY PACMAN!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# CUNT OFF YOU FUCK!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# i do agree that it's a bit shit to post messages like that
but do we have to be so nasty to them?

I expect they're only little..
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# aww
he's only got 6 messages.

you're giving us a bad rep :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Hmmmmm
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# hoho
all I'm saying is don't turn this place into popbitch

*old man sods off*
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# hee hee
I won't! It has just been rather bad today. I have been away for some time and come back to madness!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# no! let's!
I SAW TAHT BIRD OUT OF BIG BROTHER IN A PUB WHIEL I WAS WHORNG IT UP WIT MAH MEDIA FREINDS!!1!!!11 LOL SHE HAD A FAT ARS3!1!11!!11!!!111!!!1! OMG WTF LOL
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# LOLOLOL WTF
AND THS FTB@LLERS WOT R@PED THAT GRRRL WERE....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Off you fuck, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# The wonderful and versatile...
...world of cunt fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# FUCK OFF
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE

/baz
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# careful
there's an 11 year old on here...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Really?
Groom, groom, groom.....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# i posted something similar
then had a fit of conscience. it's gone now
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Glad to hear it...
...don't let it happen again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# amazing what
fatherhood does to you ;-)
(Clockwork, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
u hahahah sick hahahaha fuck hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# he taught me those words
*fact!*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Oh I geddit
Jeremy Pacman
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# OMGF IT'S JERM<Y PAXCVMAN LOLOLO!!L!1ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# ROLFROLFROLFROFL
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# lol
ololollol1!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneone
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# *ahem*
11 was a racehorse, 22 was 1 2, 11 1 1 race 22 1 1 2
(Clockwork, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)
# that shouldn't have made me laugh
but it did
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:54, archived)
# little sod should be in school
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# noooooooo
NOT THE BEERTHRONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Ummm errr ahhh
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# yes
the fucking fuckers fucked it

p.s. My pirates are in a fight with yours!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# OI!
Vinny would like a word
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# That's fantastic ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# spitting image already did that
years ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Arg
What's going on today?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# The special kids take their lunch later than the others.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# it's all gone to buggery
aren't there any mods around? It's like a chimp's teaparty in here.
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# that's it !!
you're off the team rubber legs
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Watcha Keggy.
What are you going to do about your leaky Seaman?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Drop it !
Drop it hard !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] two heads are better than one


Stephen Lawrence Fishburn* (his name is actually Laurence but its close enough)
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# the one on the right
isnt nearly decomposed enough
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I know
but i didn't want it to be in bad taste.
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# far too late fro that mon ami
far too late.....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# my name isn't ami
...sarcasm is brilliant, but it is lost on most americans
.. You know who he is, so Viva le Briton
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# i used to suffer from fishburn.
it stings like a bastard.

and floats like a pea
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# that sounds vaginal
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# only on thursdays
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# what about the rest of the week
is it rectal?
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# from abatoir garnier?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Slaughter Hairdressers
?
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# glasscock?
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
Hooray for barman jokes!
EDIT: ripost;
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# oh bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Shakespeare walks into the pub
Barman says "Sorry mate, you're Bard."
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Man walks into bar
"Ouch"

etc
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Hurrah
for the banning of Comic Sans!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# fonts and logos
www.corpunit.com/arstype/arst_promo/enterprise/index.html

see what my mate did - clever no?
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# reposty pub joke...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Woo Yay for Old Badger
And for the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# arf !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# More details please Tedmus

You scheduled it yet on 4rthur. Sorry if you answered before.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# yeah mate
it's up on the scheduler , details sketchy at the mo save to say it'll be in Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Groan for the pun
I don't think it can be glasscock if you made it though.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# ah, I was confused
I have a cold
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Bishop's Finger shurely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# That's for the
choir boys
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Mmm. Nice idea for a pic.
Excellent spong opportunity there.

(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)

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