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# no subject today
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# *claps*
That is genius!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Eww
one of them's gone all furry.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# ARF!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# you can't see me
but I am crying with laughter.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Grrrrreat!!!!
Mmmmm...Doughnuts!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Brilliant.
Just logged on. Has the board been this good all morning?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# you
genius!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# *snigger*
He looks better as a doughnut than as a boxing promoter...

woo yay *falls off chair laughing*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# oh dear :)
I'm running out of woo things to say about things!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahahaah
lovely. Woo!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# very good
/claps
/giggles
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Deffy requires a pea roast
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Good afternoon people
More mongoid madness, brought forth from the pits of my mind...


Clicky linky for a brand new window, full of opportunity and excitement (possibly)



(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# i quite like that little fella
and his comic capers
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I am liking these
this much
{-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------}
Yay.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# that's
very sweet!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# lovely stuff
yay!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hehehe
i like that a lot!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Kind of like a hattifattner
only it doesn't make you want to run away and hide

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# whats a hattifattner?
Is that something that makes hats fat?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# no they were in the Moomins
and they came and took away mooinpapa
they looked like white sausage type things with big glowing eyes and hands that constantly moved, but no arms, and they never said anything.

(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# The Moomins
were very, very odd. Even the books used to scare me...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# brilliant
I like these.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Erm
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Hehehehehe
I bet they make you play bingo in hell. That's why all the old people get practice in before arriving.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# yay!
bingo hell!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# That's fucking ace
I love the Death series most.
You are a comic genius I salute you.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# pondering mortality are we today?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Me too
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha!
Sure they play bingo in hell!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# no wonder
satans bingo-ing mad!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# dudes
on fire
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Let's hear it
for the death series... Woo yay!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# After playing
the Kabul gig the Quo were never seen on stage again



(to the delight of many)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# And dare I say
Thank heaven for that???

Edit: excuse me. Woo and yay. I liketh both subject and 'shopping, perhaps the former slightly more than the latter...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Haha
I recognise that - my first post I think:

(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] quick one while I nick off to make some scran

clickington enlargeworthy
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# lovely!
woo!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# That
should win.

LOVE IT!

Woo yay houpla etc etc etc etc and so forth...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# haha!
that made me chuckle :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# that's very nice
I'll bet it shows 3 extra countries not recognised under the international standards as part of their "embrace and extend" philosophy.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# aye, or the
british empire as it was once called :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Afternoon.

think I used up all my daily hummus with the first one : )
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hehehe
yay for death! (that sounds really wrong, doesn't it...)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# kind of
reminds me of Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.
Woo yay, though!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# The Meaning of Life?
Wasn't that just a remake of a Gary Larson film? ;)

Joke! Joke! Stop hitting me with those sticks! It was a joke! ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Thought
that was made after. Seem to remember the MPMOL film was released c.1983. Had 2 Terry Gilliam shorts on with it, I think.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Just saying
the Monty Python film was released prior to that Larson animation.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# what larson animation?
i was just making a joke. I wasn't referencing any real animation.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I think
I'VE got irony deficiency!!
My apple logies.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# no its alright
i was referencing a previous "Gary Larson did everything first" bitch/theme that you may have missed. Of course, Gary Larson missed it first.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Thanks
for the explanation. I did indeed miss that thread.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# it was several threads
but i'll let you off.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# there's 2 half hour cartoons
which are pretty much compilations of his cartoons, with sound effects.
I think the second one has a plot of some sort

(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# there's
one with animated Christmas cards - it's well funny but I can't find it on Amazon etc.
Also "The Crimson Inusrance Company" - much silliness about a bunch of insurance clerks who mutiny and set sail with an office building.
Edit - the clerks make like pirates! Yarrrrr!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# just like in the meaning of life?
how bizarre!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# i know
i've got one of his videos, but I was just making it up when i said that the meaning of life was just a remake of a larson film. Just a joke. Not referencing anything.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# yeah but
erm

sorry i dont know wtfiaboa today, my head hurts, i'm going to pretend the server needs something done to it so I can go and have a wee sleep
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Except that in that movie
Death was telling the Americans off

(last time I saw that movie was in California with a couple of Americans. I laughed like a loon during that bit. They just looked at me funny.)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# heheh
that's my second favourite bit
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Grim Reaper:
Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Americans can be culturally anaemic.
It's called irony deficiency.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Well, as an Australian
I don't suffer from that...

thanks heaps for the LMAO though :-)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Happy Birthday.
Looking forward to the final!

Shall be in the Windies on Saturday on hols and will have to be up at sparrow fart to watch it!
Sparrow fart = English version of cock crow!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Oooh yes, the rugby.
I guess I shall have to make myself scarce around b3ta for the weekend...

Either that or pass myself off as a Kiwi... lol

P.S. Thanks for the happy birthday. Due to the time difference, it's almost over (not until I've downed a few more drinkies though)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Think it'll
be close.
Personally I have a hangover from yesterday.
Can't watch rugby without a beer even at 9am!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I had to - was driving back from the bash later that day.

Mind you, I was amazed that nobody at Supermoore's threatened violence when I woke them all up to watch it!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# probably similar to what
the bit calling yorkshire the third world does for me as a yorkshireman...!

actually, that's a lie. i laughed at it.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I love your grim reaper
he's so cheerful and fun loving, no-one would say no to going with him
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# The internationaly ignored, Hedwig and the Angry Inch!

sorry, soo sorry
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I saw that
Movie, I can't remember if it was any good, but I remember it being very odd...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# They're just bad people.

See?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# I thought that was
a suicide kitten. Go, no hands, go!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# They look
like they're on some bizarre team building training course.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# using only this flaming cat and 6 sheets of A4 paper
you need to construct a raft that will carry 300 cars a day between here and Belfast and hopefully save the company from going into liquidation... you have 1 hour
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# the kittens will
have their revenge

(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Republikitten?
?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# It was working
but its just started redexing.
Woo anyway though.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I hate the internet
and the internet hates me.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# ..
tj: what happened to the b3ta construction kit page...has it been moved elsewhere?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Access Denied (Usage Limit)
:(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# last requests?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# I love that...
and it would have been my last request as well!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# These
are really, really good.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# fab!
I'm also roffling at yer Bayeux Tapestry one in yer profile......most egg-sealant that is.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# how
splendid!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I like the horse
in the corner. He's seen it all before.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Madame LeFarge
in equine form
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# that's
bootiful.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# that hare always freaked me out.............

(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Aye - it looked like
the last toy in the toybox after the christmas rush at Hamleys! Sinister looking bastard too.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# hurrah! and huzzah!
for hartley hare.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# I used to talk like pig...
And my teef stick out loike Hartleys...

WOO and YAY brummy accents
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Golf Chub
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# swing baby swing
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Hmm
Bass Jumping
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# found this whilst flicking through my nan's photo album

(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# hehe
subtle
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# So subtle
I can't figure it out at all.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# me neither
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# oh well
my first photoshop experiment has failed. back to the animation...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# give us a clue
?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Ah-ha!
file name realted goodness, that rocks!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# nor I
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Is it a victorian underground train?
If so, I hate to tell you that's exactly what they looked like. Nice 'shopping though!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# yes!
is it really what they looked like? damn...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# your shoppery
is too well done for your own good
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Yes,
they really did have steam underground trains 100 years ago? Mad innit?

A quick spazz came up with this proof....

www.trainweb.org/districtdave/html/underground_steam.html

(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# and here was me
thinking it would be a nice thing to shop cos it would never have happened in real life...

i am still quite amazed tho.

did they provide oxygen masks too?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# God knows
I guess it would have been pretty nasty down there. Oh well, nice pic, and nice debate.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# and this
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I'm not even an Englishman,
but this obviously is a tube station... you'd hardly have a steam train there, would you?
Woo to the pic, nicely made!

[Edit] I stand corrected by the posts above - shame on me.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# They used to
and the original tunnels were made by diggin a trench in the street, putting the tracks in and covering it over.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# how
strange indeed
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Ahem....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Baker Street station has
fine examples of the smoke vents. except they're blocked now. See this 'ere.

that's my tuppeny's worth, seeing as I'm passing. *returns to lurking*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# i didn't
think it could possibly be true!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# too subtle
for me i must admit
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Is the clue in the file name?
;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# hehehe
uber-subtle, nice
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Sorry for mashing an FP Sick Boy but...


Was bugging me who he looked like.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Columbo?
I think i made the eyes a bit squinty!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# that's disgusting
WOO
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Hullo fellows...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I like that,
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# do little cows come
out of the udders? :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# THATS
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# ahh
great stuff!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# YAY!
for Tetrapak Cows!!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# That's superb
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Excuse the crapness

these university monitors are shite
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# has she been chewing a ball point pen?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# i have no idea
i had to guess the matching up colours thing, cause this monitor seems to have it's contrast and colour settings fucked, and we cant chance them
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# still would though...
:)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# It wasn't until i finished this that i realised

It's a duck, ducks can fly, why would a duck need a parachute?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Yay!!!
Toy ducks can't fly...that's why Cheap had so mych trouble.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# incase it fell asleep?
oh, i forgot to woo, how rude of me.
woo.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# hmmm
but if he fell asleep how would he pull the rip cord?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# he could attach it to his eye lids
or something.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# oh yeah
good plan
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# woo!
unfortunately, that looks rather like his lunch pack as well ....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# that's wunnerful
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Maybe
it's retarded
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# well, those wings look somewhat useless
must be a Mutant duck so lucky he does have his 'chute.
Yay for plunging ducks.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I love that
It's class
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# wheeeeeeee!
moo-vel-ice!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# It's nice,
but how is he supposed to deploy without thumbs?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# his tail?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# yay! fabby!
not all ducks can fly though...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# huzzah!
up with falling stuff!

err. or down with it i suppose...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# yay !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Morning!


It's such a shame, she used to look so sexy.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# hehehehehe
You see her on Johnathon Ross? Freaky!

/PB
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Yep,
I didn't know what either of them were saying.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# dont you mean
Jonafon Woff
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# What was that Leslie?
"Fwabedy wabbedy, fwab, fwab, wobbedy fwab".

(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# She still
looks like a Riddler.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# what's one of
them then? The Jack Nicholson of the marine world?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh, THEM.....I wonder if its some sort of hero worship?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Waa!
I forgot about those scarey freaks till you did that! (but you are right, she does look like that)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I saw her on that johnathon ross thing
i found it really funny for some reason.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# It's funny coz it's not YOUR girlfriend
who looks that mingin'.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# great pic
but tell me you shopped her lips!!!!

she is terrifying
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# heh,
nope. They're as real as real things that look real. Really.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# heheh
just think of the suction, tho
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Leslie on Ross show.
Ross kept asking about 'when' she had the lips done, and she said she 'had' made a mistake. past tense. But they didnt mention that she has OBVIOUSLY gone back for more. her lips are still massiv!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# KILL HIM NOW
VOTE NOW KILL HIM
[spammy spam spam deleted]

Mod Edit: Please don't do this.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Fack
orf.

Really, this is not why I come here.

*DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Schtop!
We have already been seeing this.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# wow
what a whacky bunch you all are
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# appareently its a BTEC crew production.
Back in my day, all the BTEC lot did was wear a suit, and try and make up for failing most of their GCSE's.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# stop it
you dastardly fiend
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# What we'd
really like to se is you making us a nice picture.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no
*deep breath*
No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no No no

got that?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Hi there
What you are now doing is spamming your/someone else's site.

That's fine if it's funny and you only post the link once here. However, if you keep using new threads (new messages) to spam us, people will get very upset with you.

There are only 15 threads per page and wasting threads with reposts/spam/no funny stuff then it pushes other people's hard original work off the board quicker.

Please enjoy b3ta and avoid annoying people (cos when you encourage others to rant at you that upsets me).

Thanks. :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# and believe me,
you don't want to upset ijon.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Wait - It could be a test!
Are you a mystery cuntomer?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I see the Government have unveiled their latest proposal for softening the image of the Police force...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# betty boo!
woo!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Just...
...doin' the do.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# she was so talented
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I would've at the time
and I still would now :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# strange
ver
ver
strange
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

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