
Just logged on. Has the board been this good all morning?
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:19,
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He looks better as a doughnut than as a boxing promoter...
woo yay *falls off chair laughing*
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:23,
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woo yay *falls off chair laughing*

More mongoid madness, brought forth from the pits of my mind...
Clicky linky for a brand new window, full of opportunity and excitement (possibly)
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:11,
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Clicky linky for a brand new window, full of opportunity and excitement (possibly)

this much
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Yay.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13,
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Yay.

only it doesn't make you want to run away and hide
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:17,
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

and they came and took away mooinpapa
they looked like white sausage type things with big glowing eyes and hands that constantly moved, but no arms, and they never said anything.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:22,
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they looked like white sausage type things with big glowing eyes and hands that constantly moved, but no arms, and they never said anything.

were very, very odd. Even the books used to scare me...
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:29,
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I bet they make you play bingo in hell. That's why all the old people get practice in before arriving.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:08,
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I love the Death series most.
You are a comic genius I salute you.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:09,
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You are a comic genius I salute you.

the Kabul gig the Quo were never seen on stage again

(to the delight of many)
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:06,
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(to the delight of many)

Thank heaven for that???
Edit: excuse me. Woo and yay. I liketh both subject and 'shopping, perhaps the former slightly more than the latter...
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:07,
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Edit: excuse me. Woo and yay. I liketh both subject and 'shopping, perhaps the former slightly more than the latter...

should win.
LOVE IT!
Woo yay houpla etc etc etc etc and so forth...
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:07,
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LOVE IT!
Woo yay houpla etc etc etc etc and so forth...

I'll bet it shows 3 extra countries not recognised under the international standards as part of their "embrace and extend" philosophy.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:11,
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think I used up all my daily hummus with the first one : )

yay for death! (that sounds really wrong, doesn't it...)
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:03,
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reminds me of Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.
Woo yay, though!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:03,
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Woo yay, though!

Wasn't that just a remake of a Gary Larson film? ;)
Joke! Joke! Stop hitting me with those sticks! It was a joke! ;)
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:04,
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Joke! Joke! Stop hitting me with those sticks! It was a joke! ;)

that was made after. Seem to remember the MPMOL film was released c.1983. Had 2 Terry Gilliam shorts on with it, I think.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:06,
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the Monty Python film was released prior to that Larson animation.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:09,
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i was just making a joke. I wasn't referencing any real animation.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:10,
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i was referencing a previous "Gary Larson did everything first" bitch/theme that you may have missed. Of course, Gary Larson missed it first.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13,
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which are pretty much compilations of his cartoons, with sound effects.
I think the second one has a plot of some sort
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:14,
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I think the second one has a plot of some sort

one with animated Christmas cards - it's well funny but I can't find it on Amazon etc.
Also "The Crimson Inusrance Company" - much silliness about a bunch of insurance clerks who mutiny and set sail with an office building.
Edit - the clerks make like pirates! Yarrrrr!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15,
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Also "The Crimson Inusrance Company" - much silliness about a bunch of insurance clerks who mutiny and set sail with an office building.
Edit - the clerks make like pirates! Yarrrrr!

i've got one of his videos, but I was just making it up when i said that the meaning of life was just a remake of a larson film. Just a joke. Not referencing anything.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:17,
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erm
sorry i dont know wtfiaboa today, my head hurts, i'm going to pretend the server needs something done to it so I can go and have a wee sleep
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:19,
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sorry i dont know wtfiaboa today, my head hurts, i'm going to pretend the server needs something done to it so I can go and have a wee sleep

Death was telling the Americans off
(last time I saw that movie was in California with a couple of Americans. I laughed like a loon during that bit. They just looked at me funny.)
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:05,
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(last time I saw that movie was in California with a couple of Americans. I laughed like a loon during that bit. They just looked at me funny.)

Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:25,
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It's called irony deficiency.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:07,
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I don't suffer from that...
thanks heaps for the LMAO though :-)
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:10,
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thanks heaps for the LMAO though :-)

Looking forward to the final!
Shall be in the Windies on Saturday on hols and will have to be up at sparrow fart to watch it!
Sparrow fart = English version of cock crow!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:12,
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Shall be in the Windies on Saturday on hols and will have to be up at sparrow fart to watch it!
Sparrow fart = English version of cock crow!

I guess I shall have to make myself scarce around b3ta for the weekend...
Either that or pass myself off as a Kiwi... lol
P.S. Thanks for the happy birthday. Due to the time difference, it's almost over (not until I've downed a few more drinkies though)
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:16,
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Either that or pass myself off as a Kiwi... lol
P.S. Thanks for the happy birthday. Due to the time difference, it's almost over (not until I've downed a few more drinkies though)

be close.
Personally I have a hangover from yesterday.
Can't watch rugby without a beer even at 9am!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:18,
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Personally I have a hangover from yesterday.
Can't watch rugby without a beer even at 9am!

I had to - was driving back from the bash later that day.
Mind you, I was amazed that nobody at Supermoore's threatened violence when I woke them all up to watch it!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:22,
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Mind you, I was amazed that nobody at Supermoore's threatened violence when I woke them all up to watch it!

the bit calling yorkshire the third world does for me as a yorkshireman...!
actually, that's a lie. i laughed at it.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:08,
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actually, that's a lie. i laughed at it.

he's so cheerful and fun loving, no-one would say no to going with him
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:14,
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sorry, soo sorry

Movie, I can't remember if it was any good, but I remember it being very odd...
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:17,
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like they're on some bizarre team building training course.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:56,
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you need to construct a raft that will carry 300 cars a day between here and Belfast and hopefully save the company from going into liquidation... you have 1 hour
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:03,
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but its just started redexing.
Woo anyway though.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:00,
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Woo anyway though.

tj: what happened to the b3ta construction kit page...has it been moved elsewhere?
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:00,
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and it would have been my last request as well!!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52,
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I'm also roffling at yer Bayeux Tapestry one in yer profile......most egg-sealant that is.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:56,
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the last toy in the toybox after the christmas rush at Hamleys! Sinister looking bastard too.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:50,
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And my teef stick out loike Hartleys...
WOO and YAY brummy accents
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:54,
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WOO and YAY brummy accents

my first photoshop experiment has failed. back to the animation...
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:51,
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If so, I hate to tell you that's exactly what they looked like. Nice 'shopping though!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52,
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they really did have steam underground trains 100 years ago? Mad innit?
A quick spazz came up with this proof....
www.trainweb.org/districtdave/html/underground_steam.html
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:55,
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A quick spazz came up with this proof....
www.trainweb.org/districtdave/html/underground_steam.html

thinking it would be a nice thing to shop cos it would never have happened in real life...
i am still quite amazed tho.
did they provide oxygen masks too?
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:02,
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i am still quite amazed tho.
did they provide oxygen masks too?

I guess it would have been pretty nasty down there. Oh well, nice pic, and nice debate.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:03,
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but this obviously is a tube station... you'd hardly have a steam train there, would you?
Woo to the pic, nicely made!
[Edit] I stand corrected by the posts above - shame on me.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:55,
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Woo to the pic, nicely made!
[Edit] I stand corrected by the posts above - shame on me.

and the original tunnels were made by diggin a trench in the street, putting the tracks in and covering it over.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:57,
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fine examples of the smoke vents. except they're blocked now. See this 'ere.
that's my tuppeny's worth, seeing as I'm passing. *returns to lurking*
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13,
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that's my tuppeny's worth, seeing as I'm passing. *returns to lurking*


Was bugging me who he looked like.

i had to guess the matching up colours thing, cause this monitor seems to have it's contrast and colour settings fucked, and we cant chance them
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49,
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It's a duck, ducks can fly, why would a duck need a parachute?

Toy ducks can't fly...that's why Cheap had so mych trouble.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:43,
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oh, i forgot to woo, how rude of me.
woo.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:43,
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woo.

unfortunately, that looks rather like his lunch pack as well ....
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44,
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must be a Mutant duck so lucky he does have his 'chute.
Yay for plunging ducks.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:45,
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Yay for plunging ducks.

up with falling stuff!

err. or down with it i suppose...
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:58,
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err. or down with it i suppose...

"Fwabedy wabbedy, fwab, fwab, wobbedy fwab".
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41,
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them then? The Jack Nicholson of the marine world?
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48,
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Oh, THEM.....I wonder if its some sort of hero worship?
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52,
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I forgot about those scarey freaks till you did that! (but you are right, she does look like that)
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:54,
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i found it really funny for some reason.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:45,
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who looks that mingin'.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:46,
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but tell me you shopped her lips!!!!
she is terrifying
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48,
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she is terrifying

nope. They're as real as real things that look real. Really.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49,
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Ross kept asking about 'when' she had the lips done, and she said she 'had' made a mistake. past tense. But they didnt mention that she has OBVIOUSLY gone back for more. her lips are still massiv!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:55,
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VOTE NOW KILL HIM
[spammy spam spam deleted]
Mod Edit: Please don't do this.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39,
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[spammy spam spam deleted]
Mod Edit: Please don't do this.

orf.
Really, this is not why I come here.
*DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK*
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:40,
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Really, this is not why I come here.
*DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK*

Back in my day, all the BTEC lot did was wear a suit, and try and make up for failing most of their GCSE's.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:43,
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*deep breath*
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got that?
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44,
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got that?

What you are now doing is spamming your/someone else's site.
That's fine if it's funny and you only post the link once here. However, if you keep using new threads (new messages) to spam us, people will get very upset with you.
There are only 15 threads per page and wasting threads with reposts/spam/no funny stuff then it pushes other people's hard original work off the board quicker.
Please enjoy b3ta and avoid annoying people (cos when you encourage others to rant at you that upsets me).
Thanks. :)
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44,
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That's fine if it's funny and you only post the link once here. However, if you keep using new threads (new messages) to spam us, people will get very upset with you.
There are only 15 threads per page and wasting threads with reposts/spam/no funny stuff then it pushes other people's hard original work off the board quicker.
Please enjoy b3ta and avoid annoying people (cos when you encourage others to rant at you that upsets me).
Thanks. :)


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