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Evening all

Sorry if it's been done a million times before. Has it?

(

xandmi, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)

oompa lumpa oobedy doo

i've got another riddle for you

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)

O_o

here come the stupid rhymes...

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)

not a roald dahl fan then?

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)

Absolutely not taht I have seen!

THAT IS FUCKING GREAT!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)

Anyways, night night

Ill leave you with a repost...must do the other tweenie mixed up animals...

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)

that monkey deserves a hat!

does anyone have a hat?

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)

bleurghhhhhh...

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)

okay

now i'm scared

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)

you should be....

woo bob!

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Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)

KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)

shane ritchie?

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)

i can do that.

but i don't wanna.

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)

finger lickin' good

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)

I bet the ladies love him,

despite his gruesome appearance.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)

Yes

A bit like your good self.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)

which ladies love him!?

(

Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)

The ones

he's paid..?

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)

I was referring...

...more to the gruesome appearance.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)

well

i'm hardly gonna dispute that!

(

Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)

If I cared what any of you lot thought,

I'd be offended now.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)

I feel

extreemly disturbed

(KaBoom, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)

Here for your delight and pleasure is.........Anne Widdecombe

sucking a cock...........

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)

argh!

*shudder*

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)

EWWW!

!ahahahahaha

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)

poor

cock

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)

!!!!

you should be ashamed...

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)

why........!!!

i'm not the one with a cock in my mouth.......

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)

what about flying anne widdemonkey

pearoast

fly my prettys fly!!!!!

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)

And then there's....

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)

The whole thing

takes about an hour...

And she requires the help of two friends!!

(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)

lmao

it's funny cos it's true
woo!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

woo!

YAY!

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

hehe

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)

that's

really good :-)

(

mozza, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)

most amuzing

very good indeed ;)

(BuLmAn, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)

Akane

This was done over 2 years ago, and took me 2 hours only using thick/thin black/white paint brush tool. My best one I think...

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

I have yet

to put my money where my mouth is.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)

you're a friendly sod

aincha

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)

I think

you're wrong, but 2 hours is quite a long time.

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rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

i think it's great

so ner

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)

i think its fucking great

2 hours tho......

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)

If you can't say anything nice...

...then don't say anything at all.

Woo to the pic.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)

Strangely enough

I was just reading Ranma in the bath about 5 minutes ago!

(Glis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)

you were in the bath

ah yes it is nearly xmas!

;p

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)

Thank you.

I bathe because I'm allergic to smelling nasty. To nyuuuur to you.

(Glis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)

it would have taken less time...

if my computer didnt disconect and i had to do it all over again, using 30 minutes on just the eyes and mouth

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)

From Ranma ½, yes?

It's recognisable as Akane. Better than anything i've ever mashed. (Well, except for the zebra. Noone can beat my mashed zebra)

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)

link it

link it hard
we need zebra

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)

'Kay.

hehe

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)

that is actually fucking amazing

w/y/h

with sprinklings of more houpla

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)

I paid £130 for this!?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)

wow!

Bally bargin I say

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)

not much

i got an e-mail t'other day offering them for £80

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

well it was full of crack.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)

it was cracked?!?!

that will lower the value a bit

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)

Spiffingly big

Anyone else come across this yet? Spooky, eh...?

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

giggle

yay

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

that book is weird,

that pic is guut, ya.

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Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

Evening

Only got a few minutes so heres some pictures I did on youdraw over a year ago....can you guess who it is?

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

A roman senator...

...being hit on the back of the head by a model airliner.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)

Mark Llamar?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

now that sounds like a good guess

New person. Please read our FAQ.

just wanted to try it out for myself - please ignore that

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

i want to try:

but what to say? . . .

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

try

www.b3ta.com/board/2352675

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

New person. Please read our FAQ.?

he's not new.

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Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

see above

EDIT: I did also say ignore it!

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

Man in Victorian swimming costume & comedy goggles

being twatted tound the head by some garden shears maybe?

(Beryl the Peril, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

It's clearly a Boeing 707.

1/72th scale.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

Ooops

Sorry - my mistake :(

(Beryl the Peril, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

Jimjim Jim-Jimjimjim

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

erm...

a man getting hit by a stick?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

is it Jack Casady

Some time bassist with 60's hippy songsters, Jefferson Airplane?

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underneath the weeping willow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

Does Spaced

give you a clue? Its Timmy!

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

As it's a...

...roman senator being hit on the back of the head with a model airliner, no.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

ah!

chocolate beanie hat!

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rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)

Mike Mills.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)

Even the great

Da Vinci scribbled the occasional meme

(Thewsion Unclear Power, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

heheheh

like it

tj: IVE BEEN VIOLATED! www.thefabulousdancingyak.co.uk/Home.html

(yeah I know it links to here...)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)

if i was you

i would not be fucking happy

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)

im not

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

it does have a guestbook.......

scream at the bitch.....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)

I dont think ill scream

yet

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)

it wouldn't be so bad if the web design was good

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

It's a bit odd that.

Lots of b3tan links you wouldn't really see anywhere else. Come on, fess up. who is it?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)

i understand not

what's wrong with it?

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

it aint me

its shameless thievery of my name

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

but it's house gymnastics and b3ta.

i thought that was you.

EDIT: it's another b3tan who's stolen your name?!

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

nope, definitly not me

[edit] I think its just random person has nicked my name

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

they link to

a load of b3tan's sites, so they must at least be a lurker

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Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)

oh god...

www.thefabulousdancingyak.co.uk/Mates.html

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)

"Charli"?

Someone has named their daughter "Charli"?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)

Charli says

always tell your mummy before the last letter of your name goes off somewhere.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)

hahahahahaha

hahahahahah *breathe* hahahahahaha

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

All I am saaaaa-ying

is give peace an ARF!

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

Charlie Says

Mrow, we're going farming we're really!

(Seebeedee, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

Why not?

All of my daughters are called Charli

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)

And So's my wife.

Actually, I saw someone on the telly recently called "Tarot". Incredible what some parents will do to humiliate their kids.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

I got lumped with

Ruaidhri. Scarred me for life, that did.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

"ruth's" surname is.....

Blessed! no it couldn't be...

could it?

ithink the whole site is some b3tan pranksters

(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

i believe i saw someone on tv

who named their son Phoenix Wolfe

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)

Since she's a schoolgirl

perhaps a suitably crafted portion of legalese would have her relinquish title.

(

L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)

maybe not...

"I will keep this site
Forever and ever"

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

in a jar?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

I don't ever recall him being female

for one thing, which suggest there is a domain squatting yak impersonator about.

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)

I found that very confusing

until I understood.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...you fancy Matt le Blanc!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

shhhh

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

better than that ross chap.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)

you can still get

the .com

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rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)

: l

err yeah.....

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

you b3tans are just like 12-year olds

you dwell on anything that seems to be popular at the moment.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

i read that as

you b3tans like to dwell on 12 year olds.
and was agreeing.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)

you don't get it do you?

well if you look at the back, you can see Status Quo.

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Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)

Somebody else's football humour...

If you know that Ronaldo who plays for United is, this might amuse you.

http://placidtiger.myby.co.uk/ronaldo.gif

Hurrah for crap gif animation.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

hahah

hahaha. Very nice :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

I thought so too

apologies to the purists for not making it myself.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

: )

WOO YAY!

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

football?

*sob*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

it's like rugby, but with no hands

and low goals.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)

ive never seen akitten

play footie...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

you've not lived.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

tee

hee

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

THAT IS GENIUS!!

best laugh ive had all day.

(mentalist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)

hehehe, thats mine

I posted it up here about a week ago.

(matthewcr, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

well done you

it made me larf!

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

Itinerary

MORNING: A ceremonial welcome at the palace followed by a private meeting with Tony Blair.
LUNCHTIME: McDonalds

Lovin' it

(Mushy pea, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

i dont get it

(STINK_BOMB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

luckily

it wasn't made purely for your amusement

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

New person. Please read our FAQ.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

oooh

it works.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

What

does?

(

butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

thats a filter

substitution for..

i forget what

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

twatmangle

probably

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

silty chicklen

(

Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

They've banned

silly chicken? It's an outrage!

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

hmm

New person. Please read our FAQ.
(edit) you unicode trickster

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Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

sill<b></b>y chicken works

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

I like it

you have to make slightly more effort, makes you consdier whether it's worth it.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

most things i type in

i never post cos i get halfway through and think 'nah'

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Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

Not at all

Just put an open & close html tag - eg. bold, somewhere in the word.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

thats the one

ingenious

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.

nice

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

Is this the Watermelon thing?

???

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

communism.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

hmm

have they done cock off as well?

Cock off
New person. Please read our FAQ.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

hah

Cock off is still there, and is much nastier than silly chicken.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

It's very subtle, I agree

No it isn't, it's bloody obvious, whats not to get?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

my guess is

he doesn't recognise the people in the pic

(

Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

I have the level descriptors for human cognitive ability somewhere

Shall we test him/her/it?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

i've already measured his head

he's definitely a cretin

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Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

Yay!

An experimental ~~guinea pig~~ project for the board! Make STINK_BOMB passable as a human being!

/unfluffiness

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

look at his close-set eyes

a criminal type if ever i saw one

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Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)

perhaps he is the dastardly cad

the board mods have employed to steal our curse words and replace them with low-cost foreign imports...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

watermelon me

i hope not

edit: oo it works

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muteboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)

harsh

but fair

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muteboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)

4 people 5 drinks?

they,re obviously waiting for the queen to come back from the bog... then its off to madame tussards.

(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)

george bush no longer eats mcdonalds.

he has cows killed for him, and brought from his ranch.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

and

pretzels

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

and meat of iraqi.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

hungry?

then try the new parliament burger (basically a cheeseburger with thrice as many ghurkins.)

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

I like

ghurkins!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

i don't.

(

Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

They are not to everyone's taste.

Most deffy nutella ee.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

I love gerkins

especially the big fat ones from the chippy!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

nah

little posh ones are the best
cornichon i think

(

Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

hmmm

testing: New person. Please read our FAQ.

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Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

I really

really like that...their silly little faces seem so happy to have mcdonalds...

(christophaloph, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

George is trying not to look upset

but you can see how happy Tone is after getting the little red racecar in his happy meal!

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

hello.

whats all this about?
i dont get it.

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

How can

anyone NOT... get that?
What is not to get?????

(Mushy pea, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

state visit to uk by george bush

you may have heard about it on the telly/radio/newspapers/in the streets/anywhere outside a cave deep in the earth

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Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

yeah i know

but whats with mcdonalds?

(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

satire?

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Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

GW likes a bit of meat inside him.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

wot's that under tony's table?

(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

There is something missing from the picture

there is ALWAYS some mong like teenager serving at Macdonalds

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

they're not mongs

they're media studies graduates..

(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

I'm not so sure..............

they always seem attached to sweeping brushes or mops.

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

I am annoyed

I just accidentially pressed kill download on the last 3% of a 160mb jobbie in limewire.

Bugger.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

you can resume it from the library ;-)

(

mozza, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)

i got inspired and drew a cartoon.

sorry

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

ahehheh

i like it.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

Heheh...

Likey.

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Herr Tezcat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

that guy

is missing an eye.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

a polar bear

must have nicked it

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

amazing

minimalist paint mash

ilove it

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

ooooOOOOOoooooooh

get you

verrrry clever! :)

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

Woo for eskimos.

(

0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

Hahahahahahahah

Fantastic!

And woo to the original pic too!

(

underneath the weeping willow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)

Classic!

:-)

(Seebeedee, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)

I can do 30 too :-(

Beer vouchers
Big ones
Bob
Brass
Bucks
Cash
Copper
Dollars
Dosh
Fiver
Florin
Folding green stuff
Grand
Greenbacks
Groat
Guinea
Lucre
Money
monkey
Notes
Oncer
Palm grease
Pony
quid
roll
scones
Slice
Tanner
Tenner
Wedge

any more for the list?

(

lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)

i dont know why i did it

(STINK_BOMB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

couldn't you find

the export tool yet?

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

nope not yet

(STINK_BOMB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

its about halfway down the file menu

just click export then select jpeg from the drop down menu

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

ok ill try that next time

(STINK_BOMB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

try it on this picture now and if it doesn't work we'll help you

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

are you seriously still posting

without optimisation, after so many people told you how to do it.
Cripes, they even produced you screen grabs so you have no excuse.

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

I was hoping for a dildo...

...as that was loading.

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

i'm always hoping for a dildo

*100% lies

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

you love the cock.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

"...then this American bitch tells me to sift through my shit and chuck it out."

(Smudger, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

i sift through my shit

100% fact*

*0% fact

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

looking for sweetcorn?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

well... waste not, want not

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

i had to sift through meh dogs shit once.

she eat a nail and we had to be sure it had 'passed'

(Cockfosters!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

i'm surrounded by

shit sifters!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

our dog once caught a bowell infection

and we had to give it a suppository

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

Toe, finger

??

I may have a similar experience

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

My dad had to sift through my little bro's

He'd swallowed a pound coin. Stupid boy.

(

useful_idiot, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

shit sifter!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

i'm sifting shit for shifting out

and shifting out shit for sifting
i sift the shits from special bits
and shift the shit for morning.

say THAT fast!

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

Must've been done

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

hehehhehe

i've not seen it before! bravo!!

and woo and yay!

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

i dunno.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

YAY! it has been though

Anyone want MORE hummus?

shop these guys.

www.geocities.com/themosslandsschool/images

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

they're

your teachers, aren't they?

(

atomboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

no, its blair and bush

.......

oh

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

did anyone get round to

shopping them?

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

They look like teachers

So in the interests of solidarity, i'll say no. ^_^

Evening all! My magnets have arrived! Yaaaaaay!

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

what the fucking hell

where did all that shit come from
(ps. This reply is secretly testing the filter)

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

sorry

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

They don't need to be shopped

They look like shit anyhow.

(brother mahoo hoo shaboo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

yay

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

That's not very nice.

Be fluffy.

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

nah ther my teachers

so its okay

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

that mrs hood....

she's... she's..... argh!....

(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

shop her onto alf

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

Hehehehe

Bush Baby.
SICKLET UPDATE:
Ahhhhhhhh...

Is he still the youngest b3tan?

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

does he have a username?

can he ~~type~~ dribble on the keyboard?

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

I have registered him...

...though I didn't get the confirmation message.

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

you'll

have him installing his very first operating system before long. Awwwww, bless...

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

he looks like

eminem. you want to watch out what he says about you when he's older

(

atomboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

Aw.

unless you count the unborn bearcub2, I expect so.

(

butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

Shop the baby

shopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebabyshopthebaby

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

ah leave the sicklet alone

you shopuld only shop members old enough to shop you back! :)

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

Victorian Porn

clicky for bigger

As crap then as it is now

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

ace expressionage

woo

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

Look at the eyebrows!!!

Ahh the carry on humour!

And it's very woo!

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

it's funny

cos it's true!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

Ho Ho

Perhaps he can just give his credit card details for free membership (just to verify his age, like).

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

I'm surprised so many b3tans even remember Statler Quo...

Statler: You call this a message board? Message BORED more like! Haawww haww haww... Waldorf: Hey - it could be worse - we could be READING this! Hawww hawwww hawww....

Mouse over for commentary...

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

That is very very very

good!

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

hahah

that's grand

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

woo! well shopped

-It was wonderful!
-Bravo!
-I loved it
-It was great
-Ah, it was pretty good
-Well, it wasn't bad
-There were parts of it that weren't very good though
-Yeah, it could have been a lot better
-I didn't really like it
-It was pretty terrible
-It was bad!
-It was awful!
-Terrible!
-HEY!! BOOOOO!!!!

(yakmonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

hehehe

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

*giggle*

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

soup

herb

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

Yay!

You daft muppet :)-

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

my word

how great

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

Some of us are older than we look

And unfortunately vice-versa

(Gothman, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

Poi

fect!

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

watermelon me

that's good

(

atomboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

woo hoo!

oi loikes that

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

(

DonnChadh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)

Last of the day for me...

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

arf amazing

woo

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

Hee hee

corduroy feels so nice though....

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

Oh god

.... yes yes yes. Corduroy and wellies. Forget all this lingerie lark.

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

Woo

I tried to get my b/f to wear green cords before.
Needless to say, he refused. Now I just try and make him wear my purple ones :D

(

useful_idiot, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)

I don't know what they're up to...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

does badgering a policman count

as wasting police time?

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

depends what you mean...

...by badgering

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

have you actually decided to make your movie?

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

I intend to do it...

...it is a matter of when rather than if. You interested? ;)

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

i would rather trap my knob in a blender

(and no you cant film that) :P

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

i think if he filmed me

he'd never be allowed within 100 yards of any child

(Cockfosters!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

yes... well

at least he'd get (given) a lot of poo sex in prison

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

Have I upset lots of...

...people today?

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

i don't understand it

Shall I kill them for you?

(

butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

please

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

*zap*

right that's enough murder for today. See you tomorrow!

(

butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

shut

(lib319, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

eh?

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

hoooraay for the silent majority

image.guardian.co.uk/sys-files/Politics/documents/2003/11/17/1711icm.pdf

(lib319, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

You're boring me now

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

and i'm jewish

you watermelon

(lib319, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

What the watermelon...

...are you banging on about?

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

phew

I thought it was just me, who was having trouble following what they were on about.

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

Maybe he thinks

you're some kind of shopkeeper
"T-t-t-t-time to shut up, Granville"

(

butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

bit harsh

didn't you get the part?

(bob n bev, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

like what Ron Davis

had to resign over

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

ray davies had to resign?

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

is he kinky too then?

(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

arf....

puuuuuuuuun

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

hehehehe

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

police

that would be assualt & badgery

(Badgery, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

i'm afraid

very afraid

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

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