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hooray for the eyeprod

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

THREADJACK

I've just posted my flatmate/housemate story - not as insane as some others but gives you a NZ perspective b3ta.com/board/2361456

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K3rry, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

I think I was always the crazy one

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

mercifully

i still live with my parents

the poor things

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

THREAD JACK THREAD JACKED!

sorry, inspiration from below!

does anybody know when the donation icon period changes? i fancy something better than i viking, paw or badger

/fussy

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

THREAD JACKED THREAD JACKED THREAD JACK!!

no really im going to bed.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

THREAD JACKED THREAD JACKED THREAD JACKED THREAD JACK!

Mainly to wish you all good night, too.

That's not a proper thread jack, is it?

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azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

i think they change

every 3-4 months

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

when they need money

I think

they'll announce it a few days ahead of time

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

if you look

theres a subscription on the paypal account

i give $5 a month (about 3 quid) and i never have to worry :)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

being a student though

i have to worry

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

you get a grand every 3 months

im sure 9 quid wont kill ya you tight git

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

lol, you speak

more truths than i first percieved.... i shall review the situation when ~~non~~ less intoxicated. thakyou for the insight

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

hurrah

for thousands of hours of pocket fun

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

is that

static girl?

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

timing

is everything.
HAHAHAHAaaaaaaa etc!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

i dunno

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

Hahahahahaha.

Shame the real thing ended up in slightly more pieces, eh?

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

arrgh

took all my peircing out in the bath to clean em....

coulnd get my 2.4 one back in my nipple had to put another bar thru it and do it end on...

christ alive i nearly fainted in the bath... my hands are shaking like mad

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

you aren't supposed to take them out

until they've healed...

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

he's another diy freak

they can close up quite quickly whatever, especially in bath/shower

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

oh holy freaking cats

i just got my flu shot today, that's enough needle to last me a lifetime.
diy piercings... beyond my ken.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

hehe

flu's one of those ones you don't notice.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

no he said flu

not phrenum.... :P

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

you people have more needle bravery than i ever could summon.

however, i am not afraid of snakes, tarantulas, rats, or other such creatures. but i will euthanize spiders and centipedes if they invade my territory.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

have you seen kittens

"other" website?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

errrrrr....

should i have?

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

try for your self

here

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

oh that's... that's just....

*shaking too hard to type*

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

rofl

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

maybe a 'not safe for viewing before bed or other relaxingly intended activity' warning

should be added

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)

it has one

well, many, you went through at least one to view content.

and www.stapleballs.co.uk/ also has one

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)

tsh, i know.

doesn't quite prepare one, though.
i think i can say, conclusively, that you're the first person i've (sort of) known who has that sort of adornment. cheers to you.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)

hehehe

i don't know why it worries people tbh, there's a video somewhere too..

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

hm, i don't know.

i imagine most fellows are thinking of eyewatering pain.
a video of *what*, fun with magnets?

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

if you squeeze/pinch your sack

you'll notice it's not all that sensitive, so it doesn't hurt much to pierce :-)

number 2, (divx5)

and not really tested

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

seein' as i'm a female feline anarchist,

i'm afraid that i haven't got a handy sack to squeeze or pinch.
and my roommate is back in the room, i think i'm just going to have to wait on that there video, train-wreck tempting though it may be.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

hehehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)

i once peirced my eyebrow

with no clamp in th bathroom mirror.

wasnt straight tho so i took it out

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

HAVE YOU NO

NERVE ENDINGS?

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

not but pain is a relative thing

not trying to sound butch or hard or anything but it is relatively easy to control mentally if you know how

and the endorphin rush is fantastic too :)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

both done 1 year + ago

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

oooh

shitness.

i only take 1 out at a time to clean them

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

stung like a cranberrie scented baby orangutang

beleive me.....

not the most painful thing ever tho, was playing paintball last month and someone shot one of my nipple peircings from about 30 ft away.

he must have had an enormous sense of satisaction when i fell over screaming....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

hehe

i caught mine on a car door i was carrying yesterday.

hurt. lots.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

i scan/read that as closing

i thought wtf is he closing a door for when hes standing in it

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

heavy.

you know what - i dont even have a beard.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

that great american activist Darth Nader

Third Tatty shop without help and my shittest one

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

so he's a dark green force?

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

that really shouldn't make me laugh

but it did.
alas alas alas.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

Woo

Yay i got a laugh..didnt for the post i thought i would have though dammit LOL you people can be picky lol

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

aw, the post is also amusing.

i like the way his helmet ends up looking like one of those desert nomad headdrape things. only, you know, black. which would be impracticle for the desert.

when i ramble that means i like it

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

One posting i did make

wa sure it was front page material..but for some reason no one commented on the picture and just went on a crazed conversation instead lol

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

ah. yeah. that's normal.

don't feel bad. sometimes insanity strikes the board.
in time, you will learn to cherish it.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

Yeah thats true

I was so sure it was funny my repost it like early 2moro to get a new audience

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

er, i'd wait a while before reposting something

it tends to piss people off. we like the newness, we does.
i wouldn't repost unless something comes up in a conversation and it's really relevant, and even then...
well, discretion is advised. :-)

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

thats too true..

I was rteally proud of it though was one of my firsrt DID IT MYSELF tatty shops...how can i get ya to see it...E-mail you a web link?

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

hm. sure.

*shuffles about for auxiliary email...*

[email protected]

that should still be up and running.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

Link sent

mumbles.."i thought it was funny lol"

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

and replied. it was relatively funny.

but one musn't question the ultimate wisdom of the frontpage fairies.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)

Darth Nader Green

a great new games Workshop paint colour lol

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

Lava!

just got the cam working again!

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

its a cam right?

animated gif perchance?

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

wow

the excitement is so thick, you can cut with a mouldy peach

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Or is it?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

cripes. that's one bright lava lamp.

have a fire extinguisher handy is my advice.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

Mr.T in your pocket.

www.iwantitcheaper.com/2728/144/buy-gadgets.htm

Im sorry - but WOW.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

find me a brian blessed one,

then i'll give a fuck

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

Can I consider this

an offer?

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azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

that depends

on a few things

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

Brian Blessed

...lives in my home village. I see him all the time. He's always "opening" shops and at special events. Once - when I was a kid - he made duck noises at me in our local bank to stop me from crying. He drives a landrover, has some dogs, advertises a local piano shop (arther lords) and wears a really awful tracksuit.

He's looking really ill these days. If any of you play those "celebrity death pools" then it's worth investigating mr.Blessed.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

That is

probably one of the nicest stories i've ever read.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

it's

happy happy fun time in a very short while. (C4)

just a quick reminder.

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dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

Until then:

The fucking Darkness.
Cunts.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

have some sweets

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

nah.

I'll be jumping up and down on my bed all night.

Ta though, they look nice.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

it's a conspiricscscscy

so we miss it.

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dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

wuh?

Whats happening on CH4 in a short time?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

rathergood videos

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

videos?

What - a short time as in a few weeks/days or hours?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

Nevermind

im seeing it now

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

as in now

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

I sincerely hope

that some b3tan will capture this and put it to some place on the interweb for us poor souls abroad.

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azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

you're not missing much

to be honest

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

I hoped to be able to watch it myself

and then post on the board how disappointing I found it.

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azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

well

it's been about 1 minute of rathergood

and 10 minutes of top of the pops 2

but we do have iggy pop's ocelot shop now. spiffy.

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dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

there were norks then

can't complain

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

whilst on the punnagement tip

edit - Flea plays bass?

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

That's truly ace!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

I think weve found us a fisherman!

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

thats a big pile of wank

discuss

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

no point,

we all know you're wrong

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

now thats where your....oh

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

what DO

you do with fish in your spare time... your not an extra from a preacher graphic novel are you?

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

Hitler humour.

and the other great moment - Hitler impresses the people at the Nuremberg Rally with a rendition of ABBA's "Super Trouper" played entirely on a trombone.

(look! he's adjusting his music sheet!)

Anyone got any other hitler humour?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

Hitler humour? Here?

No we're quite politically correct here.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

marvellous.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

THREAD JACK! - will delete

what's the current donation icon? anybody know?

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

Ro ho ho

Avast ye! It be the thread Pirate Viper! Ye shall sway from the gallows like the briggand ye are ! yar-hah-har-har (and other swashbuckling cliches)

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

badger

viking or pawprint.

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Muns, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

THREAD JACKED THREAD JACK:

1. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I just arrived a couple of minutes ago, and I have to say that the board is most excellent tonight.
2. If I donate now, will I be able to choose between the current icons and the furtive bear I have anyway? Or will I lose the bear option once I opted for one of the newer ones?

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azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

icons

accumulate

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

i read that

as if you were giving orders to the icons

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

you keep what you have,

add what is current when you donate
which reminds me, i have to donate again

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Or is it?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

Thank you both

I'll go donate again then soon... should have done so earlier, so I could choose from more icons.

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azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

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K3rry, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

hmm.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

comedy gold.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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EvS, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

hes gone madmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmAD!

(Screwpot, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)

i'm low on hummus today

so i thought i'd do the obvious.
i'm off to hell now.

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Muns, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahahahaha

that shouldn't be funny but so is.
ahahaha!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

heheh

that's good*!

*might be 100% lie, i have been infected by beer

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

watched

the paedophile Chris Morris Brass eye episode tonight, Might have freaked J3ffna out a bit on her first visit =)

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

That is soooo

deliciously nasty...

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

I had sex with Santa on CHRISTMAS eve
His cock was so big, we used vasaline
I can tell you right now, the rumours are true
As well as a white beard, his pubes are too

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

Has nobody told you

that santa is your dad in a costume?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

So THAT'S how he knew my name?

He said it was magic!...

Well it was for me anyway!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

dark.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

I fucking hate christmas

especially in fucking november

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

me too.

particularly when santa empties his sack under my christmas tree.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

you

miserable bastard.
do you really?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

afraid so.

it makes me feel like shit.
everybody is getting happy, and i feel like i should be happy, but i'm just feeling the same as always, and then that just makes me feel even worse, and then everyone says i should be happy because it's christmas, and i feel worse still for not being happy, and it just gets worse and worse until christmas is over.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

well in that case

i wish you the happiest new year ever man.
dont you like eating all the piiiiiie and stuff?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

I get seasonal affected disorder

Christmas is great for me honest.

Fact.

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

i have depression,

and the doctor sprinkled that disorder on top last year.
I'm seriously thinking of excaping to somewhere for christmas, but i don't know where.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

christmas is depressing when you have to hear that horrid

christmas music in every department store for months before it's actually christmas.
and i'm jewish. that might have something to do with it.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

it's shit that christmas isn't it.

why can't it just be a religious celebration instead of a marketing move.
the cranberry.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

Don't you get pissed off with the Stones for singing

Jumping Jack Flash / It's a gas, gas, gas

?

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

heck, i don't know what the songs are.

i just know that they all sound the same, to me. and that they grate my mind like cheese.

and yeah, the whole marketing-instead-of-religion thing pisses me off. i mean, what're the biggest jewish holidays, rosh hashana, yom kippur, and passover? you don't see car dealerships painting the windows for those.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

Hmm.

Never mind, it was just a cheap holocaust gag. Oh well.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

oh. ok. i laugh.

sorry, i just finished a load of work and a rant seemed like a good idea at the time.

*whistles and walks jauntily away*

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

Just tell them to

fuck off. Cunts.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

then i

just get hit...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

did he empty his sack?

etc...

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

As I said to Mr Goblin

"He emptied his sack, shot his load up my back...side, splitting my arse cheeks open wide..."

It's a work in progress:p

Needs a bit of work, but this time next year it'll be a Christmas Classic!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

it needs work

but yeah, I can foresee a christmas no 1 for you soon...

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

talking of seasonal songs...

I don't know if you recall this...

Schnellenbaummerfest

we posted it a while back - the aimm is to get some daft sod from radio 1, etc, to think it's for real... :D

(Chad, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

Apparently

KY is preferrable to Vaseline.
Dr Kitteny Berk told me so.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

KY doesn't Ryhme with Eve

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

tartmonkey ahem...

click for bigification

i'll get me coat ;)

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fassit is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

what's her number?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

check your local pub toilet wall :)

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fassit is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

deep vein trombonesis

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

woo!

they remind me of the california raisins

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

looks very

much like poo....

edit: not the pic!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

singing poo

with eyes?!!

you've been watching too much south park

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

Ha !

Very funny

(Mr Dobalina, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

Brilliant

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

stop it stop it stop it

*punches own forehead repeatedly*

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

hold up

the one on the right's an artery

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

Haha!

Niceness abound!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

arf

you talented zeppelin

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

i've never felt a greater urge

to kill myself.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

thats is*

very very funny!

*slightly intoxicated, i may be incorrect

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

aw man

that makes me feel a bit giddy

now play dat trombone you crazy veins!
wooooo!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

shiiiit

i like that.
i never thought of that.
please take my woo its hungry:

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

hahaha!

top punning... lovely :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

refrained from commenting so this would have more impact

fricking A.

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

You are my

Sunshine, my only sunshine
you make me elephant most every day
don't ever leave here
my sunny jumbo
don't ever take your hummus away!

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

apparently, this isn't funny

so I'd best post it now.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

Brilliant.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

High....

... cockalorum Sir/madam....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

arf

lets all mock the afflicted

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

prat.. you aint got an ipod :D

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

curses

(at least he didn't notice my withered arm)

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

then an ipod would be wasted on you

you wouldnt be able to reach teh sexy touch controls

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

...

...

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

you're just jealous

because you're not blind

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

it is funny

very

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

oh my

that made my nose dribble

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

hehe

is that a good thing?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

good in the way that is was caused by chuckling

bad in the way that i have a cold

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

ah well

1 out of 2 isn't bad.

may i suggest whiskey? Drink until you no longer notice the drips.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

If I ever laughed out loud.......

... I would probably do so now...

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

hahah slightly drunk*

that is funny!

*may well be an understatement

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

How many fingers.....

... am I holding up....?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

That's no finger!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

i see none

so my answer is none

edit: i agree, that is no finger

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

Let us pretend.....

... that is the correct answer.

Well done.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

woo

and yay?

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

but have you seen his wife?

etc.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

seamless

oh go on then.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

No...

This is seamless*:

*May not be 100% of fact.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

Now, you see

I'd have found that funny without the swearing

but now it's cunting funny.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

haha

yeah ! ing funny!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

whilt cuniting on the beautiful thames you use a sturdy pole

/ccbb

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

AAAah,

how lovely -that was one of my favourite tv shows as a kid - The Cat from outer space that is - Ive been unable to find a copy anywhere even though I have properly and exhaustively searched./

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

That Godzilla

is such a wag!

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

are those

Giant fishfingers??

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

I think they are

i pondered about them being sausage rolls but fishfingers would tie in with the whole 'captain birdseye' thing

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

i believe they're poofs

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

yay poofs!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

how can you see my wardrobe from there?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

he's in it

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

really?

wow he types well for a mutilated 8 year old boy

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

what's this

about a joel veitch programme?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2361305

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

that sounds

shit.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

agreed,

but i'll watch it anyway because i'm fucking great.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

nice boat.

wanna show me what it can do?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

It can

do this

*stands back*

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

CHRIST!

never seen anyone take that much in one go!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

not even

that maxine carr

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

oh aye

you can't learn that

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

well

it floats

and

ummmmmm

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

very woo

that is all

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

they look like mars bars to me

(the seats, not the eyes silly.. they are dobber marbles)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

god that is somehow

indefinably scary dude. woo! wheres the damn wallpepper? Your one of the only admins helping with b3tapaper, get to it! ;)

edit - btw, not to threadjack - this is a great article about why bush sholdnt be re-elected... but probably will.

www.theatlantic.com/unbound/polipro/pp2003-09-24.htm

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

He's taking over

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

I hate that kitten,

really, I do.

I hope it's dead.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

what are the origins of the svenno pic?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

Fatford,

Fattyland.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

quiet you

before i break out the electrodes again

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

don't encourage him.

i mean... me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

right that it

*starts rubbing a cat with a baloon*

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

*unzips*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

I read that

as baboon.

Interesting results, no doubt!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

snaffle

should i find that arousing?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

haha

goodnight all! Bedtime for me..

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Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

goonight.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

night night

you

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

A Kodak DC200

Of course, this is a guess.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

Evening tosser.

Just making sure everyone knows about the Joel Veitch special on channel 4 at 1:50.

Night night.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

thanks for reminding me

i have to be up at 6.45. arses.

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

Tell me about it.

If the fucking trailer hadn't come on as I was reaching for the off switch. Worth staying up for, not worth wasting VHS tape on ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

Will it be better...

...than his website?

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

C4 : 1:50

4 Music: Rather Good Videos
Joel Veitch's cult animations intercut with the
latest, weirdest and most memorable music videos

Sounds like hell to me.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

Shut the

fuck up.

Goodnight.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

That's horrible!

But the sheer vitriol of it made me snicker like a wierd tramp

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

chances are

it's died of old age by now. like the goatse man.

strangely, you never see them in the same place at once.

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

i love that kitten

more than life its self

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

hehe thats better

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

yes...

much, i finally got the hang of imageready.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

hooray!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

That reminds me of catchphrase.

Oh c'mon, I haven't posted that for *ages*.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooo . . .

Please . . think of the children !

:¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

I do.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

harsh man

real harsh

(BlackCat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

harsh but fair i feel

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

Top form,

for you......

Been pent-up have we?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

I stumbled home drink a week or two ago.

I vomited that up.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

hahahhaahahahahahahahahhaha

bad fucking taste at its best!

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

I'll bet nobody would care

if they were Leeds United supporters.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

If they were Leeds supporters

the players would be the prime suspects.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

They aren't anyway?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

lol

(BlackCat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

if they were leeds fans

they would have been stabbed by some turks not buggered to death by a witless caretaker

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

i wonder

if he fisted them...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

i quite fancy

maxine carr.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

shocking.

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

Good point.

If she'd go so far as to cover up for a double murder, getting her to take it up the arse should be child's play.

If you'll pardon my turn of phrase.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

i just like

her shiny skin.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

your pardoned

which is more than he will get

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

fucking yaaaaaaaay!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

Where the watermelon have you been, eh?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

Working and fucking.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

Fair play.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

yee! kittens are always good

tj! anyone want to give the guys at the mirror some photoshop hints? (3rd pic down)

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robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

threadjackwastebelgium

www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-satire-kitten-cat-sword-feline-martial-arts.jpg

Not mine, and I know that's bad, but dammit, I wish it was mine.

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

Tehy returneth with a friend

can't be arsed doing it proper tonight!

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

sheesh....

where'd that comment go?

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

Cranberry knows! heres the sauce

Clicky for sauce

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

That is....

... a quality source pic.....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

you couldadd 'arp' to any one of them and it'd work

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

all because

the lady loves milk tray

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

There they are!

The darn blighters!
/where's wally

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

nice and subtle

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Or is it?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

haha

I see 'em

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Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

lol

thats uber good

opinion may be alcohol induced

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

its late

(bazooker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

Red

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

a red ex

for me and you
he should have read
the FAQ.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

now it is fixed

you can be proud,
and shout "I'VE
FIXED THE C UNT" out loud.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

A list of wonderful things

* Unexpectedly seeing an owl
* Socks that are not too tight and not too loose
* Whistling and finding you've found the exact pitch that makes the bed harmonically resonate
* A baby squeezing your finger
* Putting on a coat you haven't worn all summer and finding money in the pocket
* Burgundy
* TV coverage of piglets
* Doing a poo that comes out so smooth that a quick wipe leaves the toilet paper unsoiled
* Finding a tabloid you would never buy -but secretly love- on a tube train

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rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

Perfect list.

s'all.

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

i never see owls

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

There's a usually a barn owl on one of the roads near here

Although you hear it more times than you see it.

It's always a surprise to see, 'cause you never hear it when it's flying around.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

don't get owls round here.

plenty of squirrels though.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

theres this wood near me

where all you see is bloody owls and the occasional badger.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

BADGER

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Bitchpapa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

theyre feathers are specially shaped

to make minimal air turbulence and reduce noise

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

I see dead people.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

how lovely.

make a website:
www.listofwonderfulthings.com

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Or is it?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

I like the sound of the poo one......

can I have one of those?

(Nelly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

I concur with most of those.

you could add "or a fox" after "seeing an owl".

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Bitchpapa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

City foxes are a bit scary though . .

Mangy buggers mostly too . . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

Better than the scabby cat next door

(Nelly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

Rather a few kilos of fox in the neighbourhood

than several kilos of rat.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

True . . .

The foxes around here are too lazy to go after rats though, they've found it's much easier to wait for you to put the bin bags out then it's fox party time . . the amount of rubbish strewn down our street on bin day is amazing .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

Don't the council

give you big enough bins?

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

only posh places

get council bins.
mots of us just but black bags at the end of our drives.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

Drives ??

That's a bit posh isn't it :o)

We're lucky to have a garden path round here !

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

A mile from Sheffield city centre

ain't that posh.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

Trouble is we have those

wheelie bins now, so the Foxes suffer

(Nelly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

While driving out near Carron Valley...

...I turned a corner to find a family of three Highland Cows blocking the road.

The horns on the bull scared me a bit, but it was a fantastic thing just to sit and watch them for 10 mins until they moved.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

really?

i honk my horn and aim for the calves.

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

Those are soft southern cows though...

...these bastards are pissed up on Buckfast and will knife you if you mess with them.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

are you trying to somehow convince me

that scottish cows are better?

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

No...

...they are just alcoholics.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

i see.

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

I agree

seeing a fox is a thrill.

I saw fox cubs playing and biting each others tails once. It was magic.

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rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

Couple of years ago

I was walking home at two in the morning, and realised I was walking past a fox. Bloody great thing, four feet nose-to-tail, six feet away from me. I stopped, it stopped, and we spent five minutes staring at each other. Then I got bored and went home to bed.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

I assume . .

Not with the fox ?

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

Nah,

I don't go for that kind of fox, as it were.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

similiar thing

happened to me - didnt leave me feeling in any way unsatisfied though.

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

It was two in the morning

and I was tired and slightly drunk. The first few minutes of staring at a fox are great. Five minutes standing there is overdoing it.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

Then Lord Poffington of Smetheswick arrived

and performed equestrian upon their spines.

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

If all those things happened in one day,

there'd be no reason to live any more. It'd all be downhill from there.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

taking off your shoes after a long day being dragged round the shops

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

once walked under a low tree and looked up to the squawking i heard over head... i saw an falcon or some shit...
no joke... in the centre of a city or some shit...

(bazooker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

I don't understand

Was it a falcon or faeces?
And were you in a city or standing in poo?
You seem unsure.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

we get all sorts here...

Foxes damn near live in the garden...we've had badgers, doves, wood pigeons the size of footballs and, at one point, a peregrine falcon tried to carry one off - couldn't even lift the fat pigeon over the shed, so it dropped it on it's head and buggered off...
It's a regular David Attenborough documentary every night.
Foxes scream quite well too - get two of them having a row and it sounds like there's a murder going on...
Then again, the murders are pretty quiet round here - consideration for the neighbours :D

(Chad, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

That's not my finger.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

trust you

ho ho

(

rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

I always have trouble explaining to my girlfriend the strange autocomplete options that come up

after visiting this site.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

harhar.

sick watermelon.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

And also:

* Getting a couple of friends to go out with each other because they were being wet lettuces and wouldn't ask each other, then a few months later having drinks bought for you in thanks.

* Opening a window to let a wasp out, and it obligingly flies out first time.

* Waking up under a ray of sunlight.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

also.

throwing something at a bin from a distance and it going in after rebounding or bouncing about on the rim.

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Bitchpapa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

Another magical thing

I was in the woods..a very small woods around a quarry. I was playing with my dog. We were racing up and down paths and I was trying to keep her from finding me. I heard her running on a path to the side of mine and at the point that they crossed, I jumped out to scare her and came face to face with a large deer. We stood frozen for a second and then it leaped past me and plunged down the steep side of the quarry, into the water at the bottom. It swam all the way across and climbed up the other side and ran into the woods once more.
( I also saw three baby foxes there once)

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Artamnesia, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

its early

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

How odd.

Is it some kind of football/polo/circus combo?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

I design websites for GOD!

Check it out!!!!

It's the attention to detail that really impresses me...

...and the way my computer grinds to a halt under all the javascript...

...but mostly the attention to detail.

[edit] I've just realised everything is right-click protected, even though it's all stolen from Dynamic Drive,or some such place[/edit]

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GR33DY, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

mm..

.giftastic

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

Did you check the examples of their work?

I particularly like the second one - the bad 3d rotating crucifix that turns into a bad 3d rotating heart when you mouseover it is the clincher...

(Chad, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

my html is optimised for Jesus

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rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

get off jesus

stop this nonsense

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

yes, do get of jesus

he prefers the top

/hell

(

Or is it?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

yeah...leave this Jesus guy alone.

what did he ever do to you, whoever he is.

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Bitchpapa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

I was waiting patiently....

... for the new version of Jebus... at the turn of the millenium.
I now randomly choose saviours..... Today is Robert Kilroy-Silk
I also have him down as 'next celebrity to be done for kiddy fiddling'

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

i refer you to..

www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/1837/2Unlimited.htm

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

Are you after a mp3 player for your PC...

...or a standalone player thing?

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

for me pc

as winamp chooses songs utterly unrandomly

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

I really like iTunes...

www.apple.com/itunes/

...I'm sure I will eventually work out the psuedo randomness of the shuffling, but not so far.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

talking of shuffling...

I'm off to bed.

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Bitchpapa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

it crashes my computer

or it has done in the past

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

Get another computer then...

...problem solved.

NEXT!

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

iTunes on the mac

seems to decide a preset order (randomly) and sticks to it

if you let it play a few tunes - then manually play the 2nd it played it randomly - it plays all the others in the same order again

i find that annoying and i have no idea why

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

worst

grammar

ever

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

gives every thing a star rating

if you lieka song give it more stars and it will play it more often....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

CLASS!

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GR33DY, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

Christ.

This is why we should bomb America.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

is it really you?

i missed you SOOOOOOO much!

really!

xx

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popt_art, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

Made with mac

he's only got one finger on his mouse

(Mr Dobalina, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

I'm on a mac with a 3-button mouse.

The middle one doesn't do anything, incidentally.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

there was a man,

came from the moon,
he'd only packed
a wooden spoon.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

Where are the horizontal rainbow rules?

Pfft. Call yourself a web designer.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

here

(Mr Dobalina, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

our flash and html skills

can help your charity/non profit making org look as tacky and as clueless as us!
(lets hope we get in his referer logs)

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

it crashed me

nightnight

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popt_art, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

they've had 273 votes for 5-star web design

i assume it's not the band, so i voted 1

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

You and me

and three other people, apparently.

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GR33DY, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

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